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Let's make our own truisms, a la Jenny Holzer

Conceptual artist Jenny Holzer made her list of "truisms" in the late 1970s/1980s. Some highlights:

-Men are not monogamous by nature

-Murder has its sexual side

-Children are the cruelest of all

-Everyone's work is equally important

Let's make our own list of truisms.

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by Anonymousreply 5402/25/2021

University education departments are ruining education.

by Anonymousreply 102/22/2021

More Jenny here

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by Anonymousreply 202/22/2021

It’s not prostitution if you give it away FREE

by Anonymousreply 302/22/2021

Ambitiousness and Incompetence is a deadly combo

by Anonymousreply 402/22/2021

An ounce of ketchup in your lady ham can be of service at the strangest hour.

by Anonymousreply 502/22/2021

Lazy people gravitate to government jobs.

by Anonymousreply 602/22/2021

Apathy is freedom.

by Anonymousreply 702/22/2021

Having children is not necessary and can be a mistake.

by Anonymousreply 802/22/2021

Humans are the only animals that kill for fun.

by Anonymousreply 902/22/2021

Alcohol, caffeine and nicotine can make you attractive.

by Anonymousreply 1002/22/2021

Religion is a mind drug.

Marriages aren't supposed to last (humans tend to grow and evolve in other directions than their spouses).

We create our own toxic environment.

We are too eager to follow trends.

There is no honor or prize in winning the title "(insert group of people or a single person as yourself) suffers the most".

by Anonymousreply 1102/22/2021

Eating is one of life's greatest pleasures.

by Anonymousreply 1202/22/2021

Not original, but so true: "Hell is other people."

by Anonymousreply 1302/22/2021

Another non-original: Beauty is only skin deep.

by Anonymousreply 1402/22/2021

Fictional entertainment (including porn) and social media is not real life.

by Anonymousreply 1502/22/2021

Another old nugget: "Quality beats quantity"

by Anonymousreply 1602/22/2021

My friend Julie is a cunt.

Cheryl's pussy stinks.

You. Type. Fat.

by Anonymousreply 1702/22/2021

People who drain their pasta should die in a grease fire.

by Anonymousreply 1802/22/2021

Taylor Swift is the Queen of beards.

by Anonymousreply 1902/22/2021

Women enjoy gay porn, too.

by Anonymousreply 2002/22/2021

It's not gay when you charge money for it.

by Anonymousreply 2102/22/2021

My pussy stinks and your pussy stinks.

by Anonymousreply 2202/22/2021

The penis has made every war.

The vagina has buried every casualty.

by Anonymousreply 2302/22/2021

Processed sugar is deadlier than hard drugs.

Good literature is nutrition for the mind.

Eating meat makes you die sooner.

by Anonymousreply 2402/22/2021

Promoting EQ at the expense of IQ is why we are where we are today

by Anonymousreply 2502/22/2021

A day is wasted without laughter ... and surprise anal.

by Anonymousreply 2602/22/2021

If someone says he only dates Europeans, don't believe him.

He who smells cookies knows how to suck dick well.

A grease fire can get rid of so many things.

When a troll tries to get under your skin, punch and delete.

by Anonymousreply 2702/22/2021

[quote] Processed sugar is deadlier than hard drugs.

R24 I know this, and yet...

Sorry to veer OT but I must know—is there an effective mild drug or a supplement which one can use to kill sugar cravings? I can abstain 80% of the time, but my cravings are literally raging out of control when I’m premenstrual. Sadly I can’t smoke as R10 advises as I’m highly asthmatic.

by Anonymousreply 2802/22/2021

r28, there are alternatives.

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by Anonymousreply 2902/22/2021

Diets don't work

At some point, everyone you know, will disappoint you

To be a good liar, one must have an excellent memory

Neither a lender nor a borrower be (not original, but something I live by)

by Anonymousreply 3002/22/2021

[quote] Diets don't work

Actually, that's not true. They do work as a short term solution to change your eating habits for a while if you follow them. However, what trips people up is their own agenda, their motivation, or self-sabotage.

If you try to lose weight to get your peers' attention and approval that may work for a short while, but your peers will lose interest in you and will move on while you're "stuck" sacrificing so much for them which leads to you either going back to your old eating habits (out of spite or declaring defeat) or you try move towards more extreme measures to get your peers' attention and approval.

Diets work when you a) want to change for yourself and b) when you see a diet as a starting point for changing your eating habits and burning calories' regimen (work-out, for example) permanently.

by Anonymousreply 3102/22/2021

About ten years ago, I lost 50lbs and have kept it off.

Sometimes, diets work.

by Anonymousreply 3202/22/2021

Women in the workplace have severely damaged efficiency, productivity and teamwork.

Crack is not whack.

November is the second-cruelest month.

Any man who would marry a woman today deserves what he gets.

(R31 and R32, these are not statements to argue with, you fat Fraus. The point is they often are outrageous or wrong by intention. Do we have to spell it out for you? Well, I did, you literalist slugs.)

by Anonymousreply 3302/22/2021

People who neither lend nor borrow end up alone.

People who do not place periods after their sentences end up alone.

by Anonymousreply 3402/22/2021

Never belch when bending over to tie your shoe.

by Anonymousreply 3502/22/2021

Bullies and trolls are sad, lonely, desperate people. Keep that in mind and it's easier to shrug them off. They're only mad that you're not living under the bridge with them.

by Anonymousreply 3602/22/2021

Overweight bodies are NOT attractive to the vast majority of people.

by Anonymousreply 3702/22/2021

With enough hard work, your body can look as good as mine.

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by Anonymousreply 3802/22/2021

R39 is the prestige spot for a Datalounge thread.

by Anonymousreply 3902/22/2021

R34 really? Do they really?

by Anonymousreply 4002/22/2021

Never fart when bending over to tie your shoe.

by Anonymousreply 4102/22/2021

R41’s on Datalounge are typically tawdry.

by Anonymousreply 4202/22/2021

Pretty good guys. pretty good. Please keep going.

by Anonymousreply 4302/22/2021

Most academics are cowards.

by Anonymousreply 4402/22/2021

Form follows dysfuntion.

by Anonymousreply 4502/22/2021

HR Cunts are worthless and evil

by Anonymousreply 4602/22/2021

No one will remember you more than a generation after your death.

by Anonymousreply 4702/22/2021

Anyone who works in HR isn’t worth knowing

by Anonymousreply 4802/22/2021

A man can be a cunt.

Love is oppression.

Victims remain weak.

There's no future if you're stuck in the past.

by Anonymousreply 4902/22/2021

R48 except when the stand between you and a job you’re pursuing.

by Anonymousreply 5002/23/2021

All Jobs Are Demoralizing.

by Anonymousreply 5102/25/2021

Jenny Holzer is a cunt slum landlord.

by Anonymousreply 5202/25/2021

Go work at a University where the prevailing attitude is "We pretend to work and they pretend to pay us."

by Anonymousreply 5302/25/2021

The quickest route between any two points is a hard dick.

by Anonymousreply 5402/25/2021
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