Let's make our own truisms, a la Jenny Holzer

University education departments are ruining education.

More Jenny here

It’s not prostitution if you give it away FREE

Ambitiousness and Incompetence is a deadly combo

An ounce of ketchup in your lady ham can be of service at the strangest hour.

Lazy people gravitate to government jobs.

Apathy is freedom.

Having children is not necessary and can be a mistake.

Humans are the only animals that kill for fun.

Alcohol, caffeine and nicotine can make you attractive.

Religion is a mind drug.

Marriages aren't supposed to last (humans tend to grow and evolve in other directions than their spouses).

We create our own toxic environment.

We are too eager to follow trends.

There is no honor or prize in winning the title "(insert group of people or a single person as yourself) suffers the most".

Eating is one of life's greatest pleasures.

Not original, but so true: "Hell is other people."

Another non-original: Beauty is only skin deep.

Fictional entertainment (including porn) and social media is not real life.

Another old nugget: "Quality beats quantity"

My friend Julie is a cunt.

Cheryl's pussy stinks.

You. Type. Fat.

People who drain their pasta should die in a grease fire.

Taylor Swift is the Queen of beards.

Women enjoy gay porn, too.

It's not gay when you charge money for it.

My pussy stinks and your pussy stinks.

The penis has made every war.

The vagina has buried every casualty.

Processed sugar is deadlier than hard drugs.

Good literature is nutrition for the mind.

Eating meat makes you die sooner.

Promoting EQ at the expense of IQ is why we are where we are today

A day is wasted without laughter ... and surprise anal.

If someone says he only dates Europeans, don't believe him.

He who smells cookies knows how to suck dick well.

A grease fire can get rid of so many things.

When a troll tries to get under your skin, punch and delete.

[quote] Processed sugar is deadlier than hard drugs.

R24 I know this, and yet...

Sorry to veer OT but I must know—is there an effective mild drug or a supplement which one can use to kill sugar cravings? I can abstain 80% of the time, but my cravings are literally raging out of control when I’m premenstrual. Sadly I can’t smoke as R10 advises as I’m highly asthmatic.

r28, there are alternatives.

Diets don't work

At some point, everyone you know, will disappoint you

To be a good liar, one must have an excellent memory

Neither a lender nor a borrower be (not original, but something I live by)

[quote] Diets don't work

Actually, that's not true. They do work as a short term solution to change your eating habits for a while if you follow them. However, what trips people up is their own agenda, their motivation, or self-sabotage.

If you try to lose weight to get your peers' attention and approval that may work for a short while, but your peers will lose interest in you and will move on while you're "stuck" sacrificing so much for them which leads to you either going back to your old eating habits (out of spite or declaring defeat) or you try move towards more extreme measures to get your peers' attention and approval.

Diets work when you a) want to change for yourself and b) when you see a diet as a starting point for changing your eating habits and burning calories' regimen (work-out, for example) permanently.

About ten years ago, I lost 50lbs and have kept it off.

Sometimes, diets work.

Women in the workplace have severely damaged efficiency, productivity and teamwork.

Crack is not whack.

November is the second-cruelest month.

Any man who would marry a woman today deserves what he gets.

(R31 and R32, these are not statements to argue with, you fat Fraus. The point is they often are outrageous or wrong by intention. Do we have to spell it out for you? Well, I did, you literalist slugs.)

People who neither lend nor borrow end up alone.

People who do not place periods after their sentences end up alone.

Never belch when bending over to tie your shoe.

Bullies and trolls are sad, lonely, desperate people. Keep that in mind and it's easier to shrug them off. They're only mad that you're not living under the bridge with them.

Overweight bodies are NOT attractive to the vast majority of people.

With enough hard work, your body can look as good as mine.

R39 is the prestige spot for a Datalounge thread.

R34 really? Do they really?

Never fart when bending over to tie your shoe.

R41’s on Datalounge are typically tawdry.

Pretty good guys. pretty good. Please keep going.

Most academics are cowards.

Form follows dysfuntion.

HR Cunts are worthless and evil

No one will remember you more than a generation after your death.

Anyone who works in HR isn’t worth knowing

A man can be a cunt.

Love is oppression.

Victims remain weak.

There's no future if you're stuck in the past.

R48 except when the stand between you and a job you’re pursuing.

All Jobs Are Demoralizing.

Jenny Holzer is a cunt slum landlord.

Go work at a University where the prevailing attitude is "We pretend to work and they pretend to pay us."

The quickest route between any two points is a hard dick.