Let's make our own truisms, a la Jenny Holzer
Conceptual artist Jenny Holzer made her list of "truisms" in the late 1970s/1980s. Some highlights:
-Men are not monogamous by nature
-Murder has its sexual side
-Children are the cruelest of all
-Everyone's work is equally important
Let's make our own list of truisms.
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University education departments are ruining education.
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It’s not prostitution if you give it away FREE
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Ambitiousness and Incompetence is a deadly combo
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An ounce of ketchup in your lady ham can be of service at the strangest hour.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||02/22/2021|
Lazy people gravitate to government jobs.
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Having children is not necessary and can be a mistake.
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Humans are the only animals that kill for fun.
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Alcohol, caffeine and nicotine can make you attractive.
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Religion is a mind drug.
Marriages aren't supposed to last (humans tend to grow and evolve in other directions than their spouses).
We create our own toxic environment.
We are too eager to follow trends.
There is no honor or prize in winning the title "(insert group of people or a single person as yourself) suffers the most".
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Eating is one of life's greatest pleasures.
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Not original, but so true: "Hell is other people."
|by Anonymous||reply 13||02/22/2021|
Another non-original: Beauty is only skin deep.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||02/22/2021|
Fictional entertainment (including porn) and social media is not real life.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||02/22/2021|
Another old nugget: "Quality beats quantity"
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My friend Julie is a cunt.
Cheryl's pussy stinks.
You. Type. Fat.
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People who drain their pasta should die in a grease fire.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||02/22/2021|
Taylor Swift is the Queen of beards.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||02/22/2021|
Women enjoy gay porn, too.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||02/22/2021|
It's not gay when you charge money for it.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||02/22/2021|
My pussy stinks and your pussy stinks.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||02/22/2021|
The penis has made every war.
The vagina has buried every casualty.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||02/22/2021|
Processed sugar is deadlier than hard drugs.
Good literature is nutrition for the mind.
Eating meat makes you die sooner.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||02/22/2021|
Promoting EQ at the expense of IQ is why we are where we are today
|by Anonymous||reply 25||02/22/2021|
A day is wasted without laughter ... and surprise anal.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||02/22/2021|
If someone says he only dates Europeans, don't believe him.
He who smells cookies knows how to suck dick well.
A grease fire can get rid of so many things.
When a troll tries to get under your skin, punch and delete.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||02/22/2021|
[quote] Processed sugar is deadlier than hard drugs.
R24 I know this, and yet...
Sorry to veer OT but I must know—is there an effective mild drug or a supplement which one can use to kill sugar cravings? I can abstain 80% of the time, but my cravings are literally raging out of control when I’m premenstrual. Sadly I can’t smoke as R10 advises as I’m highly asthmatic.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||02/22/2021|
r28, there are alternatives.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||02/22/2021|
Diets don't work
At some point, everyone you know, will disappoint you
To be a good liar, one must have an excellent memory
Neither a lender nor a borrower be (not original, but something I live by)
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[quote] Diets don't work
Actually, that's not true. They do work as a short term solution to change your eating habits for a while if you follow them. However, what trips people up is their own agenda, their motivation, or self-sabotage.
If you try to lose weight to get your peers' attention and approval that may work for a short while, but your peers will lose interest in you and will move on while you're "stuck" sacrificing so much for them which leads to you either going back to your old eating habits (out of spite or declaring defeat) or you try move towards more extreme measures to get your peers' attention and approval.
Diets work when you a) want to change for yourself and b) when you see a diet as a starting point for changing your eating habits and burning calories' regimen (work-out, for example) permanently.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||02/22/2021|
About ten years ago, I lost 50lbs and have kept it off.
Sometimes, diets work.
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Women in the workplace have severely damaged efficiency, productivity and teamwork.
Crack is not whack.
November is the second-cruelest month.
Any man who would marry a woman today deserves what he gets.
(R31 and R32, these are not statements to argue with, you fat Fraus. The point is they often are outrageous or wrong by intention. Do we have to spell it out for you? Well, I did, you literalist slugs.)
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People who neither lend nor borrow end up alone.
People who do not place periods after their sentences end up alone.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||02/22/2021|
Never belch when bending over to tie your shoe.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||02/22/2021|
Bullies and trolls are sad, lonely, desperate people. Keep that in mind and it's easier to shrug them off. They're only mad that you're not living under the bridge with them.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||02/22/2021|
Overweight bodies are NOT attractive to the vast majority of people.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||02/22/2021|
With enough hard work, your body can look as good as mine.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||02/22/2021|
R39 is the prestige spot for a Datalounge thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||02/22/2021|
R34 really? Do they really?
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Never fart when bending over to tie your shoe.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||02/22/2021|
R41’s on Datalounge are typically tawdry.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||02/22/2021|
Pretty good guys. pretty good. Please keep going.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||02/22/2021|
Most academics are cowards.
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HR Cunts are worthless and evil
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No one will remember you more than a generation after your death.
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Anyone who works in HR isn’t worth knowing
|by Anonymous||reply 48||02/22/2021|
A man can be a cunt.
Love is oppression.
Victims remain weak.
There's no future if you're stuck in the past.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||02/22/2021|
R48 except when the stand between you and a job you’re pursuing.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||02/23/2021|
All Jobs Are Demoralizing.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||02/25/2021|
Jenny Holzer is a cunt slum landlord.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||02/25/2021|
Go work at a University where the prevailing attitude is "We pretend to work and they pretend to pay us."
|by Anonymous||reply 53||02/25/2021|
The quickest route between any two points is a hard dick.
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