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In our house, the toilet paper holders were installed roughly parallel with the tanks at the back of the toilets.
You have to be a contortionist to maintain a decent seated position while reaching back and over to get the TP.
New construction should ban permanent TP holders and provide instead TP stands that can be easily moved.
I shouldn't have to visit the chiropractor after wiping my ass.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 22, 2021 3:31 PM |
Just sit on the toilet with your face facing the tp holder, OP. Anyway you sound kinda dumb though.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 22, 2021 12:12 PM |
On Martha & Snoop’s Potluck Dinner Party, it was show-and-tell time, and Martha brought along the perfect thing for a dinner party — something from her bathroom.
There’s a good story “behind” the metal toilet paper holder Martha pulled out from under the table: “I invited Barbra Streisand to stay at my house,” Martha said. “And, she didn’t like the fact that she had to turn slightly to reach the toilet paper. So, the next thing I know, she is delivering these to my home so that you can put it in front of you.”
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 22, 2021 12:32 PM |
Martha has done more prison time than Snoop....
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 22, 2021 12:36 PM |
Have you considered riding side saddle, OP?
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 22, 2021 12:40 PM |
Why wipe your ass after making doo doo? I don’t wipe.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 22, 2021 1:01 PM |
This reminds of women who complain that a toilet seat should always be left down so that they don't sit accidentally on the porcelain rim. Do they just walk into a bathroom and back their naked ass up to where they think the toilet should be? Never giving the least look to see where the receptacle is -- and the position of the seat and lid?
FFS, what does it take to have a quick scan to see where the toilet paper is — and *if* it is —before flopping your ass down? If it's across the room, hidden under a crocheted "Southern Belle" holder, or in some tricky, out of reach for your dinosaur arms position, then grab some before you sit down.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 22, 2021 2:11 PM |
Don’t shit where u eat!
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 22, 2021 2:23 PM |
You dirty, filthy, paper-wasting, ass wipers.
Use one of these! Better for your hole, the environment and anyone fingering/licking you "down there" will thank you!
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 22, 2021 2:59 PM |
Good god. At first I thought the story about Barbra's TP holder gifts to Martha was parody written by the poster , but it's real. And told to Snoop Dog!😂
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 22, 2021 3:08 PM |
It’s more accessible when the paper is attached to your shoe.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 22, 2021 3:31 PM |
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