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Why are toilet paper holders often installed in the most inconvenient places?

In our house, the toilet paper holders were installed roughly parallel with the tanks at the back of the toilets.

You have to be a contortionist to maintain a decent seated position while reaching back and over to get the TP.

New construction should ban permanent TP holders and provide instead TP stands that can be easily moved.

I shouldn't have to visit the chiropractor after wiping my ass.

by Anonymousreply 1002/22/2021

Just sit on the toilet with your face facing the tp holder, OP. Anyway you sound kinda dumb though.

by Anonymousreply 102/22/2021

On Martha & Snoop’s Potluck Dinner Party, it was show-and-tell time, and Martha brought along the perfect thing for a dinner party — something from her bathroom.

There’s a good story “behind” the metal toilet paper holder Martha pulled out from under the table: “I invited Barbra Streisand to stay at my house,” Martha said. “And, she didn’t like the fact that she had to turn slightly to reach the toilet paper. So, the next thing I know, she is delivering these to my home so that you can put it in front of you.”

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by Anonymousreply 202/22/2021

Martha has done more prison time than Snoop....

by Anonymousreply 302/22/2021

Have you considered riding side saddle, OP?

by Anonymousreply 402/22/2021

Why wipe your ass after making doo doo? I don’t wipe.

by Anonymousreply 502/22/2021

This reminds of women who complain that a toilet seat should always be left down so that they don't sit accidentally on the porcelain rim. Do they just walk into a bathroom and back their naked ass up to where they think the toilet should be? Never giving the least look to see where the receptacle is -- and the position of the seat and lid?

FFS, what does it take to have a quick scan to see where the toilet paper is — and *if* it is —before flopping your ass down? If it's across the room, hidden under a crocheted "Southern Belle" holder, or in some tricky, out of reach for your dinosaur arms position, then grab some before you sit down.

by Anonymousreply 602/22/2021

Don’t shit where u eat!

by Anonymousreply 702/22/2021

You dirty, filthy, paper-wasting, ass wipers.

Use one of these! Better for your hole, the environment and anyone fingering/licking you "down there" will thank you!

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by Anonymousreply 802/22/2021

Good god. At first I thought the story about Barbra's TP holder gifts to Martha was parody written by the poster , but it's real. And told to Snoop Dog!😂

by Anonymousreply 902/22/2021

It’s more accessible when the paper is attached to your shoe.

by Anonymousreply 1002/22/2021
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