Imagine being invited to a party and this is what you walk into

A gathering of Covidiots is called a mercy.

The listeners sure look bored and annoyed.

The trick is to announce your arrival by loudly calling out "Where is the shitter?!!"

Nobody’s going to get laid during that party. But afterwords I’m pretty sure the 10 Commandments are going to be broken over and over again.

More fucking religioucites.

Since none if my friends are religious I’m in no danger. And even my mother, who goes to Mass every Sunday (except for the past year), would think those people are idiotic.

Oh God, I wouldn't be able to stop laughing

They would only invite us to preach at us and throw out passive aggressive comments during their prayers about our sexuality