Mia Farrow Beat-Up Daughter Soon-Yi Using A Phone

How Soon-Yi forget.

Link, OP?

Mia Farrow nanny wrote a tell-all and revealed it in her book

Afterwards, Mia was forced to admit it in her autobiography. Mia says she lost control

I dont blame Soon Yi or Woody Allen. Mia Farrow is a psycho

Mia Culpa.

Well, her people made them, so it was like a little bit of home.

Fucking Copycat!

Mia lost control because she couldn't find a pencil with which to dial the phone.

So she just grabbed it and swung at Soon-Yi.

Let’s just say, I phoned it in.

The way the Nanny described the scene, Mia stormed in and confronted Soon-Yi

And all Soon-Yi said is "The one sleeping with the man, is the one in the relationship"

Is that a reason to get BEAT UP with a phone?

Was it an Android or iPhone?

R11 Uhm just no, maybe a Vtech cordless house phone

They've cancelled Woody Allen. He never raped anyone or made women sleep with him for parts. He gave them good roles if they happened to be sleeping with him. Otherwise no one would know who Mia Farrow is.

Dylan and Satchel and the trans reporter dude are as relevant as Mia screaming to stop the locomotive at the PASS!! Perils.

Law and Order covered this story quite well. Mia and her mother and sister were a flaky group who promoted this closeness between father and children. Mia was a child of her universe. Best friends with Liza - who loves being fucked by Dobermans. But Miami and her mommy got outraged - when they found out that Woody was going to leave. Who would give them well reviewed parts in films then?

My crazy mother was old school. She just went in the kitchen and got spatulas and whacked us until they broke. Then when my dad came home she acted completely normal. Finally one day when we were teenagers my sister told me "Mom is crazy"---not in the insulting, name calling way---she was explaining to me what was wrong in our house. Mia Farrow reminds me of my mother.

R7 I think you are the copycat Naomi.

"He never raped anyone or made women sleep with him for parts"

How naïve!

Mia was famous as fuck long before she worked with Woody r13. She was Maureen O'Hara's daughter. She was Mrs. Sinatra. She was Rosemary.

She was Hollywood Royalty, which is part of why Woody wanted to be with her.

Tawny used a heel on her studly 6'5 baseball player husband. While he was driving. It was not a phone. Though he did admit to it not being the first time when he sent her crazy ass to jail.

Don't be daft R17. Are you an abused girl? Mia was forgotten for 20 years by the time that Woody revived her blurry corpse of a career. She has W I D E hips for such a waif. Sturdy bitch.

But then Soon-Yi gave Mia a swift Fumikomi, followed by a Gedan Mawashi Geri, then a hard Kakato Otoshi Geri.

This is an unpopular opinion but I think the majority of Allen's best work was with Mia Farrow. Other than Annie Hall and Sleeper.

Watch the hbo doc and tell me Woody Allen is not a perv.

I hope Soon-Yi went taekwondo on her ass.

Kitaen was a fucking psycho. She regularly beat her husband because he refused to hit her back

*pure valentines to Mia.

I was so happy that karma got that cunt Mia.

r24 you are deranged. Despite what you think we don't have any interest in teenagers you sicko.

[quote]She was Maureen O'Hara's daughter.

Her mother was Maureen O'Sullivan.

Atta girl! Nothing quite stings like a good old phone. Even better if it is rotary! Smack that bitch down!

r29 You're right. No idea why I wrote O'Hara!

Of course her mother was Maureen O'Sullivan - the original Jane in the Tarzan movies.

If I had just discovered that my daughter was fucking my long term partner (“boyfriend” doesn’t quite cut it with Woody) I’d be acting somewhat irrationally too.

Team Mia.

Mia Farrow is a cunt no matter what Wood Allen did

Woody did nothing but fall in love. The proof is in their love - thirty years later. Married, with two children. He wouldn't even spend the night in Mia's madhouse when he dated her.

If my mom had found out I’d let some creepy old pervert, take pictures of me. She would have beat my ass, too.

Yea, no, Soon Yi at R36. You deserved a permanent phone indentation and Woody, much worse. That was inexcusable, regardless of Mia's level of psychosis.

If Mia was Hispanic we'd call what she allegedly did to Soon-Yi "La Chancla"

What would Goop use to beat up her daughter?

Her Vagina-scented candle, obviously, r40

“Knock knock?” ”Who’s there?” ”Phone!” “Phone who?” “I’m gonna hit ya in the head with a phone!” “What???” 🤜 ☎️

Mexican moms play "Chancla or No Chancla?"

I fucking love these women.

I can think of more effective ways to chastize a misbehaving daughter.

R36 True. However inappropriate the relationship when it began, time has proven Woody right: Soon-Yi is a better partner for him than Mia ever could be. Mia should just get over it already. She's still trying to make it all about her after all this time.

"Woody did nothing but fall in love. "

He didn't "fall in love." He had to marry poor dimwitted Soon-Yi because what else could he do? After it got found out he was fucking her he had to make it seem like it was a legitimate relationship instead of him taking advantage of a slow-witted girl who just happened to be the daughter of his longtime lover. "Love?" HAHAHA!

I think finding split beaver photos of your daughter taken by your longtime lover and finding out he's also fucking her would make any woman go ballistic.

[quote] poor dimwitted Soon-Yi

who has a University Degree - the only Farrow daughter to get a degree

Maybe she wanted to call delivery for Chinese food.

Woody just keeps Soon-Yi so he looks like less of a monster for having her in the first place. I’ve seen this in real life.

MIA ABUSED THE FUK OUT OF HER KIDS

[quote]But then Soon-Yi gave Mia a swift Fumikomi, followed by a Gedan Mawashi Geri, then a hard Kakato Otoshi Geri.

She's Korean.

Woody would NEVER have married Soon-Yi but for the scandal of him fucking his longtime partner's teen daughter.

The scandal was the best thing ever to happen to Soon-Yi.

Set her up for life AND she's got a permanent Sword of Damocles to dangle over Woody's head along the lines of 'If I ever tell the truth about you and how truly young I actually was when you started to fuck me, Woody, you'll spend the rest of your life in jail'

R19 Farrow was well-known for the popular TV series Peyton Place and of Rosemary's Baby and followed that with Secret Ceremony with Liz Taylor and John and Mary with Dustin Hoffman. In the 70s she was Daisy opposite Redford in The Great Gatsby, worked with Altman in A Wedding, appeared in Death on The Nile, See No Evil and The Haunting of Julia, She was probably better known than Woody Allen and her presence in The Purple Rose of Cairo, Zelig, Alice and Broadway Danny Rose was a boon to those films.

[quote] Set her up for life AND she's got a permanent Sword of Damocles to dangle over Woody's head along the lines of 'If I ever tell the truth about you and how truly young I actually was when you started to fuck me, Woody, you'll spend the rest of your life in jail'

Not at this point. The statute of limitations passed on that over twenty years ago.

he was found not guilty and dylan found to be mentally ill.

Woody's a creep, Mia's a bit cray cray, let's not romanticize either

but I like a bit of crazy

Woodys fans dont give a shit bout mia and her delerium.

R59 Who are Woody's fans? How does he still get financing for films. Over the last 20 years he's made a number of films I've never heard of and never heard anyone else talk about. Don't see them listed on Netflix, Prime or HBO. The only one I've seen is Blue Jasmine which won an undeserved Oscar for Cate Blanchet and was meh!

Did any go to see let alone ever hear of Wonder Wheel, A Rainy day in New York, Irrational Man, Cafe Society, To Rome with Love, Scoop, Match Point, You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger, Magic in Moonlight, Hollywood Ending, Whatever Works? He hasn't been relevant in decades.

R22 watch FOX News and tell me Trump isn't a great President. Remember that's how propaganda works and this docuseries (gag) is festering in it.

Woody Allen is to comedy what Jesus is to Catholics. Please don't bash a great genius. He can sleep with anyone as long as there is consent. Mia is a dangerous women and destroyed a lot of lives. She is a Sinatra left over.

wht kind of momma tell her son to go thru the strechin of the legs, very painful operation. she sick.

[quote]her presence in The Purple Rose of Cairo, Zelig, Alice and Broadway Danny Rose was a boon to those films.

You have to admit those are good films and she turned in some terrific performances. Too bad it all became such a mess.

Her performance in the Great Gatsby is viewed as one of the worst ever in Hwood history.

[quote] Did any go to see let alone ever hear of Wonder Wheel, A Rainy day in New York, Irrational Man, Cafe Society, To Rome with Love, Scoop, Match Point, You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger, Magic in Moonlight, Hollywood Ending,

"Match Point" did very well critically--most people here indeed have heard of it.

And you clearly purposefully tried to strengthen your argument by purposefully omitting "Blue Jasmine" and "Midnight in Paris" from your list, even though they both came after "You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger." Everyone here has heard of them, and they both did well at the box office and received very good reviews (and "Blue Jasmine" won Cate Blanchett the Best Actress Oscar).

[quote] I think finding split beaver photos of your daughter taken by your longtime lover and finding out he's also fucking her would make any woman go ballistic.

What about motherly instincts? Mia's relationship with Soon-Yi must have already been in a shambles. If I found out my young daughter was fucking my boyfriend, I'd want to attack my BF with a phone, not my daughter.

According to Wikipedia, Soon-Yi was 21 when she began her relationship with Woody Allen. Not super young, but it's crazy that Mia reacted to Soon-Yi more like a jealous rival than as a mother.

Why she do movies with him after she thought he molested her daughter????

Honey, get your facts straight.

I read the New York magazine interview with Soon-Yi. You can say what you want about her morals, but she's clearly an intelligent, accomplished woman beyond being Woody's side piece.

Her assertion that she was mostly an unpaid nanny is backed up by Mia's footage in the documentary. She is always carrying around the younger kids, looking miserable.

Mia is crazy like a shithouse rat. That said, if I found out my adopted daughter was fucking my man, I'd tear that whore apart with my bare hands. I wouldn't damage a perfectly good phone.

Given the circumstances Soon-Yi is lucky to be alive.

Sleeping with her adopted mother's lover, what the fuck does she expect.

momma mia neva got ova her man ditchin her for her adopted dotter......weep weep

You're not allowed to murder someone because she's your daughter and slept with your boyfriend.

Anyone take a good look at her house tonight? She’s a hoarder through and through. It also looks like it’s falling apart - does she have any money?

The psycho MRA trolls like OP always flock to Datalounge when this shit makes the news again, and they always get their feelings hurt when people post links to actual facts like the court documents, so they spam DL with threads like this.

They can't explain how Mia hitting Soon-Yi with the phone -- which Mia herself admits to -- makes Woody Allen innocent.

R60 Woody gets financing for his films because they are cheap to make, with budgets of ~$15-$30 million per picture. A-list stars agree to work on his films for peanuts.

And yes, people who actually give a shit about motion pictures as an art form have heard of/seen most if not all of Woody’s movies. He’s been hit or miss his entire career, but when you’ve made ~50+ movies, knocking 20 of them out of the park is pretty great. How many other directors have made even 20 good movies, much less great? He’s in the company of people like Hitchcock, Ford, Bergman, Hawks, Kurosawa, Buñuel...truly elite.

Hilarious! I am not unsympathetic, but can you imagine?!

Woah now, pal, there is no way Woody Allen has made 20 superior, classic films.

Most of them are knock-off "American versions" of European films, anyway. He's not a terrible filmmaker but he's not in the same league as Kurosawa or Bunuel, or even Hitchcock.

[quote]What about motherly instincts? Mia's relationship with Soon-Yi must have already been in a shambles. If I found out my young daughter was fucking my boyfriend, I'd want to attack my BF with a phone, not my daughter.

Not if your daughter was the only one in front of you, taunting you and making it clear she fucked your boyfriend just to piss you off. I imagine if Woody had been in the room, he would have gotten a phone to the face.

[quote]According to Wikipedia, Soon-Yi was 21 when she began her relationship with Woody Allen.

Nobody knows what her age was. It's been slowly creeping up in the last couple of decades; articles in the early 1990s say she was 18 or 19, now she's 21. In a decade she'll have been 25.

They should be careful because they're trying to paint her as incredibly intelligent to the point of being gifted, and people are going to start asking what gifted 21-year-old has only just graduated high school and started college.

[quote]he was found not guilty and dylan found to be mentally ill

This isn't even remotely true and the fact that it has 3 WWs tells you the kind of trolls who come to these threads.

Allen was never subject to a criminal trial; he was never "found not guilty" because he was never on trial.

Dylan was never "found to be mentally ill" by a court of law, that's just made up.

Team Mia!

If the oriental slut doesn't like it, she can go right the fuck back to wherever she came from.

Yeah 15-30mil is cheap. 500k is cheap, dumbass. And Woody has no stars or US money for his films anymore, his last starred was it Wallace Shawn? And Gina Gershon.

I don't really give a shit about any of them but woody is an old perv for fucking a teenager at his age but I could almost understand I'd the girl was cute but soon yi is a dog.

[quote]Anyone take a good look at her house tonight? She’s a hoarder through and through. It also looks like it’s falling apart - does she have any money?

Have you ever seen a hoarder's house? Not even close. It is a 200 year OLD Connecticut house. Not every celebrity lives in an Architectural Digest layout. The house is old and lived in by a big family. Why would she have money? She was a working actress and Allen worked on low budgets compared to Hollywood. She never made $20 million a picture as most people think actors do.

To all the Allen defenders, who leaves a stack of hardcore porn pictures on a living room desk of a family member, no less, that everyone could find. It was established those kids and Mia were over there all the time including spending the night. Even 12 year old boys knew to hide the Playboy under the mattress.

The whole episode was wildly perverse. All kinds of things wrong with the situation. Since I have the best bullshit detector I’m gonna say what the truth is. I know because of just LOOKING AT that Dylan for the first time that she’s not right. There’s your answer.

R12 Bell! vtech didn't exist back then

Kathy Griffin had dinner with Woody and Soon-Yi.

Just a phone?

Moses has also said that she was physically and psychologically abusive to all of the adopted kids.

That her own brother is a convicted child rapist should be cause enough for anyone to question her story.

That half of her adopted kids are already dead, two of them having died horrifically and in abject poverty, should also be making people question Mia.

I side eye any relationship with more than a ten year age difference and especially when the power differentials are as drastic as they were between Woody and Soon-Yi. However, since forced marriage ended in the West, as a common practice, young women in horrible situations (like living with Mia) have often married their way out of the nightmare they were otherwise stuck in.

R78 Whilst not all classics I think Woody has hit the 20 great films. He may be a pieces of shit of a filmmaker but he has made far more better films that most other directors.

1) Annie Hall 2) Manhattan 3) Interiors 4) Sleeper 5) Everything About Sex 6) Love and Death 7) Stardust Memories 8) A Midsummer Nights Sex Comedy 9) Zelig 10) Broadway Danny Rose 11) The Purple Rose of Cairo 12) Hannah and Her Sisters 13) Another Woman 14) New York Stories (the Allen short is far superior to the Scorsese or Coppola) 15) September 15) Crimes and Misdeamors 16) Husbands and Wives 17) Manhattan Murder Mystery 18) Bullets Over Broadway 19) Radio Days 20) Small Time Crooks

R13 You are giving more weight to a fictionalized Hollywood entertainment than you are to reality. Do you understand that there is a difference?

Anyone remember the hilarious Wood-Yi who used to appear on Howard Stern's show?

He was obsessed with Asian women.

For people justifying Mia beating up Soon-Yi, the more appropriate person that should be beat up is Woody

Because Soon-Yi is her daughter, there is no excuse for Mia to lay a finger on her. As Mia claimed over and over and over again what a "loving" mother she is.

R93, get real. You know how many mothers slap bratty teen daughters? My mother slapped my sister a few times when she was going through her rebellious "I hate my parents, I do and say what I want" phase. They get along fine now. Wasn't the ugly little troll basically sneering at Mia and being very insolent?

If I had a son and found out he was sleeping with my boyfriend and then said to me the one he's sleeping with is the one he loves I'd beat him with a fucking coatrack.

The little bitch got off easy!

Slapping the shit out of your own kids when it comes to it and -abuse- can be two very different things

r97 = Mrs. Alfred Steele

[quote] Slapping the shit out of your own kids when it comes to it and -abuse- can be two very different things

Not according to the law - Mia committed assault and that is a crime.

100!

Okay, R99, what are you going to do about it?

What's the point of having kids if ya can't knock 'em around a bit?

[quote] [R93], get real. You know how many mothers slap bratty teen daughters?

Slapping someone is different than beating them with a phone.

Hmph. Picture people.

... or a hanger, r103.

Yeah and it’s different than hitting them on the back with a can of Ajax.

hark. I hear the cannon's roar.

R87 Kathy looks so good in that clip.

In my family it was the fire poker so this tard bitch got off easy.

Ching chong

In my family it was the [italic]garrotte![/italic]

Some documentary or behind the scenes thing - Woody and Soon-yi were at some event and she was bossing him around and telling him what to do. He was taking it and loving it - deferring to her every second.

This isn't the clip.....but it seems like an okay relationship......

They don't live together and he pays all her bills So yeah, pretty good.

Mia obviously hit her in the face with a frying pan because that bitch has no profile.

It's a long, long story to tell

And I can only show you my hell

I could see this scene featured on the poster for a Datalounge Summer Theatre production.

"ho has a University Degree - the only Farrow daughter to get a degree."

I'm sure Woody pulled a lot of strings for her to get a degree. You can buy a college degree if you have enough money and connections.

[quote]Moses has also said that she was physically and psychologically abusive to all of the adopted kids.

Two words.... Woody's Will.

This woman is worse than Joan Crawford both as an actress and as a mother. Joan looks like a saint next to her.

[quote] I'm sure Woody pulled a lot of strings for her to get a degree. You can buy a college degree if you have enough money and connections.

Sure, Jan.

In court docs it was stated that the girl was somewhat slow.

And hitting her with a fucking phone is supposed to change that how exactly?

[quote]Team Mia! If the oriental slut doesn't like it, she can go right the fuck back to wherever she came from.

Fuck you, racist round-eyes! Team Woody/Soon-Yi!

r121 and r122 are why I keep coming back to DL

Thanks for proving that all the Woody-bashing is anti-semitic and all the Soon-Yi-bashing is racist.

I wish your grandmothers had all been raped by cossacks. And your grandfathers even more so.

Good for Mia! I didn't think she had that much of The Irish in her! Heres a fun fact. Years ago in a documentary about Mr and Mrs Allen the lovely Soon yi admitted she has never seen any of the lovely Woody's films. NONE.

R121 That’s a lie. Show us those court docs. We’ll wait...

R65 The Great Gatsby was much anticipated and Farrow got the role over Candice Bergen, Ali McGraw, Tuesday Weld and others and the result was disappointing both financially and critically and Redford, Farrow, Bruce Dern, Karen Black and Scott Wilson were all criticized with only Sam Waterston unscathed. However it was not a career killer for any of them. What you referred to as one of the worst performances in film history did not end her career, both Altman and Allen cast her thereafter as did others.

Not long ago, didn't Mia approve of herself being included in the Golden Globes or Oscars clips of her acting from Woody Allen movies?

It would have been a bigger bomb with Candice Bergen. Even her father's dummies weren't as wooden as she was at her worst.

"Sum Ting Wong" — Dylan to Mia

"Ho Lee Fuk!" — Mia discovering the Polaroids

"Bang Ding OW!' — Soon-Yi, getting a phone to the face

The best use of "Sum Ting Wong" in a DL thread ever, r131.

Well done.

Mia was People Magazine's first cover

It's good to see this come home to roost. Everyone knows Woody is pretty scummy but the "Saint Mia" shit was disgusting. White women rarely get called out when they are obviously playing the victim.

🎼“Reach out, reach out and bludgeon someone...”🎼

Soon-Yi has a BA from Drew, and a Master's in education from Columbia.

Did Mia beat her with an ugly stick too?

Confucius say "Girl who fall from ugly tree hit every branch on the way down"

[quote] I'm sure Woody pulled a lot of strings for her to get a degree. You can buy a college degree if you have enough money and connections

Soon-Yi has a Masters Degree from Columbia

No one, not even Woody Allen can "buy" a Masters Degree from Columbia

I'm getting tired of this. Now you all just listen up! Mia was a very fine actress in Rosemary's Baby, Gatsby, and many of Woody's films, especially Alice. Woody was once a great director and actor. I urge you to listen to the final monologue in Annie Hall. Crimes and Misdemeanours, Husbands and Wives, Zelig, for goodness sake! The problem lay in poor communication. Mia did not make it sufficiently clear that SY was more than just a housemaid and was therefore NOT TO BE FUCKED! Better communication between the heads of the households regarding the often-fuzzy line between adopted children and domestic servants would have saved us all a world of pain.

That rings hollow when she treated the other adoptees as hired help.

By DL logic, isn't Woody Allen deeply closeted?

My mother would have gone after me with her bare hands. And then grabbed the phone to finish me off.

As endlessly fun as it is to hear endlessly what your own, apparently ultraviolent, mothers would have done in this situation, keep in mind that beating people with objects is not legal. It cannot even be excused as corporal punishment of dependent minors at the point Mia did it to Soon-Yi, since the latter was of legal age.

But if you still want to keep on thrilling us with details of your mothers' (trashy) propensities for physical abuse, by all means please be my guest.

That Soon Yi bitch had it coming. Smug bitch and Allen deserve each other.

[quote]R128 The Great Gatsby was much anticipated and Farrow got the role over Candice Bergen, Ali McGraw, Tuesday Weld and others

Mere [bold][italic]OTHERS??

R145 Daisy was a midwestern all-American cornfed delicate beauty. Dunaway would have been completely miscast - too masculine, too horsey, too strong.

Too bad Dory Previn died. I'd like to get her take on Mia having an affair with Andre Previn while they were still married. He was a scum but she knew what she was getting into.

And, sometimes, you need more than just a phone beating to get the point across to those little harlots.

[quote]R146 Dunaway would have been completely miscast - too masculine, too horsey, too strong.

BUT she could have brought a special verve to the scene where she’s throwing all those shirts out of Gatsby’s closet?

R78 20 great films is really stretching it. Love and Death is an amusing collage, Radio Days is a minor nostalgia piece, Interiors is pretentious, boring and derivative, Another Woman is an enervating, beige take on Bergman's Wild Strawberries and September is a lifeless take on Bergman's Autumn Sonata. Woody is not a pioneer, path finder or master of film. As a screenwriter he is mostly a gag writer; his plots an excuse to use some good one-liners with the prototypically neurotic Allen scoring points off of neurotic, unfullfilled women. He has no distinctive visual style and his films are limited in their scope and never include people of color. The Purple Rose of Cairo, Sleeper, Zelig, Take the Money and Run and Broadway Danny Rose are my favorite of his films.

R66 I also forgot to mention Small Time Crooks(2000) Curse of the Jade Scorpion (2oo1)Anything Else (2003) Melinda and Melinda (2004) Casandra's Dream (2007) and Vicky Christina Barcelona(2008) so out of 20 films a couple were well-received but not BO successes and the rest disappeared without a trace? And I did mention Blue Jasmine which was meh and Cate's performance hardly Oscar worthy. With that track record, who backs his films? People looking for a tax write off I'd imagine.

Weren't there any hangers in that house?

In my opinion, the fact Woody has lived out the remaining years of his life with Soon-Yi has only solidified his guilt. He is a sharp old bird. If anything he has stayed with her to spite Mia and the Farrow’s story. I would not put anything past Woody, and I say this as a fan of his work. He knows the bed in which now he must lie.

Fuck, that gross BrandonJoseph poster is more tedious than both Mia Farrow AND RuthMadoff.

Mia's sainted lies, homewrecking and child abuse + Dylan's forced memories and retarded development are not an invitation to review Woody Allen films ad nauseam. Or for 80 old ancient white racist fags to bring out their chinese food puns!! Sum ting wong!!! I'm rolling on the floor puking. Datalounge is a cesspool of ancient white gross men. Defend Mia's performances, puny as they were. But Woody ain't no pedophile and his wife is not his victim. Mia is mean, jealous, barren and INSANE. (As the documentary makes very clear btw.)

Whether right or wrong, Mia has managed to destroy Woody.

R154 I'm not taking sides in the MIa/Woody innocent/guilty debate. I only discussed their respective careers in response to what others have posted. I never called Allen a pedophile. Whether he or Mia made good or bad films doesn't not make them innocent or guilty but, an easily triggered basement dweller like you can't make that distinction.

[quote]R155 Whether right or wrong, Mia has managed to destroy Woody.

Don’t you mean Dylan has destroyed Woody? The documentary is about a woman in her 30s.

Mia Farrow doesn’t figure in the present situation, except as a witness.

What's a Verizon phone doing in this house when I told you: no wire less carriers EVER? I work and work 'till I'm half-dead, and I hear people saying, "She's getting old." And what do I get? A daughter... who cares as much about the beautiful vintage rotary princess landline phone I gave her... as she cares about me.

Mia!

Bring me the axe!

R156. I ain't a basement dweller you tedious ancient fag. You're not the least bit amusing or illuminating on any aspect of this subject. Good luck to you, BrandieJo. Try to liven up your lists.

R1560 If DL is a cesspool of ancient white men then what are you doing here, basement dweller? And you are hardly one to talk about retarded development since you don't make sense and can only respond by name calling!

R160 Basement dweller, why do you choose to remain on DL if it is a cesspool for ancient white men as you said? I suspect that compared to you basement cesspool would be a breath of fresh air. And since you respond to everything with name calling, who are your to question Dylan's development?

^Old pedantic dude.^ Aka R161, R162, R156... ad nauseam.

I didn't think it was possible for you to be more boring or display less insight. Congratulations!

R163 But after 8 or 9 posts where you use the same insults and make no sense whatsoever you are certainly catching up. Keep trying, basement dweller.

Huh? I make sense. I'm talking to you. My posts were in response to your many dull + non sequitur ramblings. Who gives a fuck what you think of Woody Allen movies? Start a thread on that gramps. Check the HELP menu if you need it.

Rich white celebs who adopt foreign children in bulk are pretty much the same as those people who hoard cats. They just have better PR.

I understand Mia being furious when she first found out about the affair. But she has basically treated Soon-Yi as an enemy all the years since then... which tells me she was a pretty shit mother, at least to her adopted kids.

The idea that Mia was Hollywood royalty......her mother was best known for playing "Jane" to Weissmuller's Tarzan. Granted he was the most professional Tarzan, but playing second fiddle to a chimp was being royal. She also was an early "Today girl". Again, not royal. That skeevy John Farrow was also a second rater. Farro's heyday was pretty much long over by the time Woody entered the picture.

R165 Well apparently you care what I think about Woody Allen's movies. That seems to have unleashed a torrent.

And though Dylan Farrow's development may be "retarded" as you say al least she isn't wasting her time responding to a a" tedious ancient fag" on a "cesspool for ancient men".

Nah gramps..that ain't it. Put the bottle down and get some sleep R168.

R169 Why don't you follow Dylan's lead? She got out of the attic and it's time you left your basement.

R139 Didn't Farrow and Allen maintain separate residences across Central Park from one another? I believe Mia found the photos in Allen's apartment.

Oh for fuck's sake, brandonjoseph: stop making this all about yourself. You're being baited and you keep giving him more ammunition by being so tetchy and wounded.

You're going to have to have a thicker skin if you want to hang out here.

R172 So "tetchy"? Who's wounded? People who call others name clearly can't respond rationally and have no effect on me. I'm pointing out how ironic everything he/she said is.

R155 She wrong. She bad. Woody make me feel good since age 10.

Me be very rich soon.....better than eating food from garbage bin in Korea. Thank you Mia for help me as young child. Me fuck you over BIG TIME.

Woody buy me degree - he very good to me.

Ring, ring went the bell Clang, clang went the phone Zing, zing, went my balance And on my ass I fell

R171 Yes, but they must have shared cleaners and other domestic staff, as well as adopted children. All that to-ing and fro-ing would have been very confusing. I am not saying I agree with it, but it is not surprising that Woody mistook SY for a servant and thus accidentally fucked her. It's a family tragedy, it truly is.

Did she hit other kids?

Mia picked up the phone and 'reached out and touched someone.'

Is this thread over already? Every time I wanted to post I was locked out by PT. Too Soon - we hardly knew Yi.

so obvious from the movie that dylan is retarded.....sad

^ exactly. Dylan is developmentally challenged. And coached. And delusional. And a liar. She's a victim of her MOTHER's abuse. All of Mia's children have been victimized by her pathology.

Woody Allen is no feminist's prize and was most likely not a natural nurturer. But he is not a perverted parent like Mia Farrow. He found love and fatherhood at the right time for him. With the woman he loves. Mia had no complaints about his relationship with their children until he left her. She's vindictive, overly psychoanalyzed and seriously NUTS. She's the old man's Angelina Jolie. A venus viper trap. Destroying the children when she doesn't get her way with men.

Manhattan says it all.

SHE'S ADOPTED!!!!!