Jack Reynor's nude body in Midsommar

I walked away from that movie with a little crush on him, but I haven’t thought about the guy since.

He's attainable-hot

My favorite kind of hot, r2.

Teeny weenie. Hard pass.

Boring.

Hotter than 99% of DL aunties and nannies. YES!

Not attractive

He looks doughy

Now I remember why my interest in him was fleeting:

He’s not hot.

For some reason, Midsommar was the only time he was attractive. He even looked like shit at the premiere.

Tinymeat & doomed to having a flabby midsection by 35 at the latest. Pass.

He looks pretty hot in Strange Angel.

I thought his nude scene in the film was tremendous. It does seem that he suffers from the Chris Pratt problem of easily becoming doughy though.

That is not a tiny penis. What the fuck is wrong with you weirdos? Some guys have little acorns.

AWG.

Very AWG.

Teensy weensy peen

I'll hold my judgment until I know his stance on we homos.

I find Roman noses erotic

[quote]He’s not hot.

Writes the weirdo at R9, then provides a link with a thumbnail photo in which Reynor looks exceptionally cute and hot. Some people.....

For some reason, that photo stilll at OP is making me crave a glass of milk.

He'll soon be very fat. His eyes are already about to disappear.

He looks very fat in that closeup picture

Basic bitch

Most of you bitches would bend over for him

I keep picturing him in the bear skin.

This was such an unsexy movie that I barely remember him being nude.

[quote]Most of you bitches would bend over for him

He has a bendee's dick not a bender's dick.

He has a nice ass.

Why are his tits deformed?

Chubby

This guy is so not my type but I just surprised myself by finding him attractive in some random series.

[quote]Most of you bitches would bend over for him

Most of these bitches would bend over for the bum on the corner.

Chubby Hubbie

Pasty white boy, can't he get just a touch of sun?

Very nice body, very nice dick.

Disgusting, sick film that traumatized me.

Very relatable and hot!

Hot.

R13- When I’m not erect I’m the size of an ACORN.

Not a tiny penis, but I don't find his face attractive. Average looking with a doughy body. There's much worse out there, lol

btw, what a horrible movie. Basically a re-tread of "The Wicker Man" theme with more disturbing visuals. It was nothing more than film about a bizarre drug addicted cult who are into human sacrifice. Thankfully, I didn't pay to see it.

Hereditary, by the same director was also quite bad, I knew what was coming a mile away. I immediately knew the friendly woman, played by Ann Dowd, was going to be involved. Toni Collette was great, but the movie overall, sucked.

R38 Ari Aster is a sick fuck.

[quote][R38] Ari Aster is a sick fuck.

He certainly is, such great performers are wasted in his creepy films. His films aren't even creepy in good way. They are extremely depressing films.

His short film "The Strange Thing About the Johnsons", was about an African-American suburban family in which the son is involved in an abusive incestuous relationship with his father. The son give his father a blowjob on the day of his own marriage! Sick is right.

WTF is this guy's problem? All his films are about sick twisted relationships and, basically, mentally ill people.

I also read that "Hereditary" was based on Aster's family? Sure! His grandmother was a Satanist and a male relative relative is now Paimon the leader of some silly Satanists? Did his mom behead herself with piano wire?

This weirdo director needs therapy, not to get rich making bizarre films about people with severe mental illness..

R40 Agreed. After seeing "Hereditary" and "Midsommar," all I could think was, "What the hell is wrong with this guy?!"

Glad I never saw the father-son-incest movie. Sweet Jeezus.

Weird that people think thats a small penis. Totally normal penis and could be possibly large when erect.

Put him on the list, Scobie; he’s a possible.

Wow! Lots of Ari Aster hate on here. I think he can sometimes lack focus as a writer, but he's clearly got a great eye for coming up with creepy images that stick with you and getting great performances out of actors. I'm curious to see what he'll mature into. At least he's taking risks and doing interesting things.

R44, "creepy images which stick with you" have nothing to do with great filmmaking.

What's so interesting about a film which takes over 2 hours to get to the point, which most intelligent viewers have figured out about 30 minutes into the film.

If that's all Aster can do, make visually disturbing films, then no, he's a terrible filmmaker.

[quote]That is not a tiny penis. What the fuck is wrong with you weirdos? Some guys have little acorns.

Remember you're on a website where traffic cones are graded as tiny, small, or barely sufficient.

European films are so stupid.

My reaction when I saw his penis...

You wore a crown of flowers? I'd purse lips too.

R46 there are definitely some grand canyon holes up in here

I wouldn't kick him out of my bed

[quote]European films are so stupid.

European films? Ari Aster is a Jew born in New York.

[quote]"creepy images which stick with you" have nothing to do with great filmmaking.

R45, Stop. I know the point you're trying to make.

But images that stick with you, in general, have a lot to do with great filmmaking (or more specifically cinematography), or else we wouldn't have the concept of the mise-en-scène or scholars endlessly analyzing frames from some cinematographer on some film that's generally considered to be shot uniquely, lit well, composed well, etc. From the distance between objects in Citizen Kane's home, to that freeze frame of that kid at the end of 400 Blows running up a beach to the bend of Mrs. Robinson's leg as Dustin Hoffman's character stands "under" it in The Graduate forming a perfect triangle with him trapped inside, they're discussed because they help make the film memorable.

I'm not even saying this guy is good at this topic, but you don't have to stoop to hyperbole or cherry-pick one thing that poster said in order to try and be right because in this case, you picked the wrong thing.

Stanksleeve. I'll pass thanks.

Nice looking man with a decent penis.

I would like to see him in an erotic scene. Full frontal and nice shot of the bum.

All the female nudity in The Wicker Man, which the hideous Midsommar shamelessly ripped off, was more arousing than Reynor's nude body.

R13 They watch too much porn!

R17 He doesn't have a Roman nose.

Yum. The only naked guys a lot of the losers on here see are from watching porn. This is what a normal guy looks like and you can bet he’s hotter than most of those commenting.

[quote]Weird that people think thats a small penis. Totally normal penis and could be possibly large when erect.

No, there isn't enough material there for it to be large when erect. Maybe almost average when erect but that is a small penis. Not a man-sized dick. If you're into cherubs and greek statues you might think it's "big".

Being of southern and western Irish descent myself, I'd say soft nubbin is average.

Im the one who bumped this by saying I surprised myself to find him attractive. It was in that series Modern Love and he plays Kit Harrington's brother. Harrington was also attractive in this and I never thought much of him before. Maybe it was the twee irishness of it all, it was late, I was alone, drinking.

Hot. A lot of you seem confused about how erections work. Massive insecurity on display.

Jack himself comes across as easily assured in his masculinity. But he's an actor so who knows.

[R45], Stop. I know the point you're trying to make. But images that stick with you, in general, have a lot to do with great filmmaking (or more specifically cinematography), or else we wouldn't have the concept of the mise-en-scène or scholars endlessly analyzing frames from some cinematographer on some film that's generally considered to be shot uniquely, lit well, composed well, etc. From the distance between objects in Citizen Kane's home, to that freeze frame of that kid at the end of 400 Blows running up a beach to the bend of Mrs. Robinson's leg as Dustin Hoffman's character stands "under" it in The Graduate forming a perfect triangle with him trapped inside, they're discussed because they help make the film memorable. I'm not even saying this guy is good at this topic, but you don't have to stoop to hyperbole or cherry-pick one thing that poster said in order to try and be right because in this case, you picked the wrong thing.

Hyperbole? WTF are you going on about. I don't need to read a film thesis!

Of course, in typical DL fashion, you are missing the point. You surely aren't comparing Aster's disturbing Hostel-level offensive imagery, which is pretty much on a level with torture porn, with the iconic imagery in the films you listed? There were actual reasons to the images you listed, they stuck because they were interregnal to those films, just like the gallons of blood and the elevator in Kubrick's 'The Shining'.

Simply sticking disturbing images into films for shock value, doesn't make them important to a film. You can see from Aster's subject matter alone, his main focus is to make people uncomfortable. A son giving his father a blowjob on his wedding day? Besides, Aster takes way too long to get to the point.

In 'Midsommar', you just knew something terrible was going to happen to the caged bear and, of course, to all the students who joined the couple on their trip.

Oh, the irony of discussing iconic imagery, I'm a photographer and a relative is actually a cinematographer.

[[R45]], Stop. I know the point you're trying to make. But images that stick with you, in general, have a lot to do with great filmmaking (or more specifically cinematography), or else we wouldn't have the concept of the mise-en-scène or scholars endlessly analyzing frames from some cinematographer on some film that's generally considered to be shot uniquely, lit well, composed well, etc. From the distance between objects in Citizen Kane's home, to that freeze frame of that kid at the end of 400 Blows running up a beach to the bend of Mrs. Robinson's leg as Dustin Hoffman's character stands "under" it in The Graduate forming a perfect triangle with him trapped inside, they're discussed because they help make the film memorable. I'm not even saying this guy is good at this topic, but you don't have to stoop to hyperbole or cherry-pick one thing that poster said in order to try and be right because in this case, you picked the wrong thing.

Hyperbole? WTF are you going on about. I don't need to read a film thesis!

Of course, in typical DL fashion, you are missing the point. You surely aren't comparing Aster's disturbing Hostel-level offensive imagery, which is pretty much on a level with torture porn, with the iconic imagery in the films you listed? There were actual reasons to the images you listed, they stuck because they were integral to all those films, just like the gallons of blood and the elevator in Kubrick's 'The Shining'.

Simply sticking disturbing images into films for shock value, doesn't make them important to a film. You can see from Aster's subject matter alone, his main focus is to make people uncomfortable. A son giving his father a blowjob on his wedding day? Besides, Aster takes way too long to get to the point.

In 'Midsommar', you just knew something terrible was going to happen to the caged bear and, of course, to all the students who joined the couple on their trip.

Oh, the irony of discussing iconic imagery, I'm a photographer and a relative is actually a cinematographer.

What an awful movie.

It was just fucking weird.

I watched it for the first time on Showtime, and the only good thing about this stinker of a movie was Jack Reynor's nude body.

Pan-fried face.

I agree R68. The film was d r a w n o u t and ugly. The smashing of heads was disturbing and vile. I was unhappy that I'd wasted my evening watching and waiting for it to turn around and be better. Weird doesn't begin to describe this piece of shit.

I'm sure you will know this but the old guy who jumps from the cliff in the ritual was Tadzio in Death in Venice by Visconti. Link is in Italian; posting it for comparison.

Agree with R42, normal size penis at rest, might poke your eye out when fully erect. lol Tiny acorns grow into mighty oak trees here in New Orleans, so you never know... Physically he just fine, totally average and completely relatable, a slice of Wonder Bread I'd take a bite of when hungry. :-)

Ari has good ideas, but he's a completely self-indulgent director. No one needs a 4 hour extended cut of a horror movie.

I think the worst part was the wailing, moaning, and screaming in the movie.

It starts out with Dani screaming and crying about her sister and parents, then there's a fucking annoying crying baby, then the cult members making all kinds of weird noises throughout the movie, and then ending with Danny screaming and wailing again when her boyfriend cheats on her, and the weird ladies singing when Jack Reynor is having sex with the girl and the naked ladies in the background.

I think the noises made by people, was the most disturbing part of this movie.

Just saw the incest short.

Lame.

The director’s idea of provocative is sophomoric.

And he’s lousy at directing the actors, and can’t get to the point.

He has a sensationalist’s taste ‘straight’ out of Dynasty or TMZ.

Does he actually have anything to say, or is he just beating off to the idea that audiences are seeing what he likes to beat off to?

Link please, R75!

Google it

It’s readily available.

He is indistinguishable from Chris Pratt.

[quote] He is indistinguishable from Chris Pratt.

At least Jack isn't a right-wing fundie cunt adulterer, like Pratt.

How did a NY Jewish kid end up making a very Nordic movie like Midsommar?

Seems off.

OP’s pic is so grainy that I can’t tell where the cock ends and the right ball begins.

thick 'n creamy

r75, you have something there, Ari loves to see women debase themselves by screaming and crying- I liked, "Hereditary" until the scene where Toni Collette cries and pleads, "Please please please please" for about 50 times. I wanted to smack her face a la Cher and tell her to snap out of it.

I like doughy. I like awg. I like red pubes. I like everything about him.

The short is available on YouTube for free. (Cluck)

All about the red pubes here…I’d hit it.

I loved Midsommar. Two years later and it still sticks with me.

Good grief. Nothing screams teenage fangirl like this post.