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Biting on a seed while eating an orange

Is there a nastier sensation in this world? Whenever that happens to me I immediately spit the entire contents of my mouth along with the rest of the orange into a trash can and spend the next 15-30 minutes recovering from the nasty shock.

I always check orange pieces one by one placed next to a bright bulb to see if there are any seeds inside but occasionally one of these fuckers passes the inspection unnoticed and ends in my mouth.

by Anonymousreply 2602/21/2021

Biting tin foil

by Anonymousreply 102/21/2021

May I empty your trash can, sir?

by Anonymousreply 202/21/2021

Biting into an apple and finding a soft squishy bitter tasting worm.

by Anonymousreply 302/21/2021

[quote]spend the next 15-30 minutes recovering from the nasty shock.

Pussy.

by Anonymousreply 402/21/2021

Mary!

by Anonymousreply 502/21/2021

Miss OP's autobiography: The Princess and the Pea.

by Anonymousreply 602/21/2021

Biting into a nut and your bridge falls out. Enjoy your youth, boys.

by Anonymousreply 702/21/2021

I guess I didn't make myself clear enough - I don't find biting on a seed nasty because of the pain (those things are so soft it doesn't hurt at all) but because the sensation of sweet juicy orange meat mixing with a seed is just gag-inducing. It's like finding a hair in your food.

by Anonymousreply 802/21/2021

R5 ftw

by Anonymousreply 902/21/2021

Yup, it’s right up there.

by Anonymousreply 1002/21/2021

You should try eating dirt for once!

by Anonymousreply 1102/21/2021

Drinking juice that's been opened too long and realising there's solid bits in your mouth.

by Anonymousreply 1202/21/2021

By the way, what's an "orange"?

by Anonymousreply 1302/21/2021

Reluctantly biting into offal at a dinner party, then seeing a projectile of bile spew out while the acrid taste permeates your lips and tongue and the other guests look on in horror....

by Anonymousreply 1402/21/2021

“occasionally one of these fuckers passes the inspection unnoticed and ends in my mouth”

by Anonymousreply 1502/21/2021

OP sound like a nut case.

by Anonymousreply 1602/21/2021

I hate eating sunflower seeds and then biting into a rotten one. Blechhh!!

by Anonymousreply 1702/21/2021

OP makes me picture Niles Crane with his tweezers picking cranberries out of his muffin. Not a butch image, for whatever that's worth.

by Anonymousreply 1802/21/2021

What R16 said

by Anonymousreply 1902/21/2021

Weird.

by Anonymousreply 2002/21/2021

Sorry, toots, but I’ve got problems of my own!

by Anonymousreply 2102/21/2021

Not nearly as bad as biting into a shell while eating scrambled eggs or an omelette. That is gag-inducing.

by Anonymousreply 2202/21/2021

Finding a beak in your eggs over easy. A pigeon beak.

by Anonymousreply 2302/21/2021

For years & years, people kept telling me about how awful stinkbugs are. I never killed them. I just picked them up, and threw them outside.

During autumn a few years ago, I had the misfortune of biting directly into one, when it found its way into my barbecue plate.

I came THIS CLOSE to vomiting. I'm still shocked that I didn't.

by Anonymousreply 2402/21/2021

Stink bugs are a breath freshener...

by Anonymousreply 2502/21/2021

Egg shell in egg salad is worse.

by Anonymousreply 2602/21/2021
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