Biting on a seed while eating an orange
Is there a nastier sensation in this world? Whenever that happens to me I immediately spit the entire contents of my mouth along with the rest of the orange into a trash can and spend the next 15-30 minutes recovering from the nasty shock.
I always check orange pieces one by one placed next to a bright bulb to see if there are any seeds inside but occasionally one of these fuckers passes the inspection unnoticed and ends in my mouth.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | 02/21/2021 |
May I empty your trash can, sir?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | 02/21/2021 |
Biting into an apple and finding a soft squishy bitter tasting worm.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | 02/21/2021 |
[quote]spend the next 15-30 minutes recovering from the nasty shock.
Pussy.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | 02/21/2021 |
Miss OP's autobiography: The Princess and the Pea.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | 02/21/2021 |
Biting into a nut and your bridge falls out. Enjoy your youth, boys.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | 02/21/2021 |
I guess I didn't make myself clear enough - I don't find biting on a seed nasty because of the pain (those things are so soft it doesn't hurt at all) but because the sensation of sweet juicy orange meat mixing with a seed is just gag-inducing. It's like finding a hair in your food.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | 02/21/2021 |
Yup, it’s right up there.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | 02/21/2021 |
You should try eating dirt for once!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | 02/21/2021 |
Drinking juice that's been opened too long and realising there's solid bits in your mouth.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | 02/21/2021 |
By the way, what's an "orange"?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | 02/21/2021 |
Reluctantly biting into offal at a dinner party, then seeing a projectile of bile spew out while the acrid taste permeates your lips and tongue and the other guests look on in horror....
by Anonymous | reply 14 | 02/21/2021 |
“occasionally one of these fuckers passes the inspection unnoticed and ends in my mouth”
by Anonymous | reply 15 | 02/21/2021 |
OP sound like a nut case.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | 02/21/2021 |
I hate eating sunflower seeds and then biting into a rotten one. Blechhh!!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | 02/21/2021 |
OP makes me picture Niles Crane with his tweezers picking cranberries out of his muffin. Not a butch image, for whatever that's worth.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | 02/21/2021 |
Sorry, toots, but I’ve got problems of my own!
by Anonymous | reply 21 | 02/21/2021 |
Not nearly as bad as biting into a shell while eating scrambled eggs or an omelette. That is gag-inducing.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | 02/21/2021 |
Finding a beak in your eggs over easy. A pigeon beak.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | 02/21/2021 |
For years & years, people kept telling me about how awful stinkbugs are. I never killed them. I just picked them up, and threw them outside.
During autumn a few years ago, I had the misfortune of biting directly into one, when it found its way into my barbecue plate.
I came THIS CLOSE to vomiting. I'm still shocked that I didn't.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | 02/21/2021 |
Stink bugs are a breath freshener...
by Anonymous | reply 25 | 02/21/2021 |
Egg shell in egg salad is worse.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | 02/21/2021 |