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For your information - Preparation H

This video will teach you how to correctly apply this amazing ointment properly and safely.

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by Anonymousreply 16February 22, 2021 7:31 PM

Does it work for eye bags?

by Anonymousreply 1February 21, 2021 6:43 PM

Does it work for teabagging?

by Anonymousreply 2February 21, 2021 6:47 PM

For deeper applications, hire a trick with a minimum of 8 inches to work it in.

by Anonymousreply 3February 21, 2021 6:47 PM

Can it be a replacement for lube in a pinch?

by Anonymousreply 4February 21, 2021 6:47 PM

Does it work if you don't lift the butt cheek?

by Anonymousreply 5February 21, 2021 7:02 PM

You put it in the butt?

by Anonymousreply 6February 21, 2021 7:05 PM

In the butt, Bob

by Anonymousreply 7February 21, 2021 7:06 PM

Ah.. subliminal anal.

by Anonymousreply 8February 21, 2021 7:07 PM

A randy young suitor once ruptured one of my love bubbles during a particularly energetic tryst. He was bewildered and adorably upset when he saw blood. I reassured him by saying, "Don't fret, sugar. That's just my boy hymen you so lovingly took."

by Anonymousreply 9February 21, 2021 7:11 PM

The more you know 🌈

by Anonymousreply 10February 21, 2021 7:16 PM

I read that they changed the formulation and that it doesn't anymore, r1. But did it *ever*?

by Anonymousreply 11February 21, 2021 7:20 PM

"👆 Xhe said But"

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by Anonymousreply 12February 21, 2021 7:26 PM

Is this the ointment that go up into the man? Aayiiee!

by Anonymousreply 13February 21, 2021 9:11 PM

I’m glad I stumbled upon the video in my YouTube feeds!

by Anonymousreply 14February 22, 2021 6:39 PM

Helpful.

by Anonymousreply 15February 22, 2021 7:06 PM

I just squeeze it into my mouth and keep bleeding for 18 hours until things work down.

by Anonymousreply 16February 22, 2021 7:31 PM
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