The Kushners Take A Stroll

I wish they'd spend it in hell.

First time I've seen her not looking fat but in fairness the camera is right in front her. She's a pretty big gal.

He's cut, if evil.

She looks freshly fucked. Ivanka too.

We know, Hitler!

Wow, I did not know Jared was so fit (even though he's on the skinny side).

R4 my bad, I didn't think to search for Ivanka

I hate myself for this, but facially and physically he's just my type.

R7 you’re probably his type too.

He has such an ugly body. Semi-starved torso, waist like a woman.

[quote]I hate myself for this, but facially and physically he's just my type.

you should r7, he's boring as hell 🥱

He’s gross.

No masks for them! I’m sure they all got shots already

I think he's attractive. Not model hot or anything. But he's a good looking man

Why do they still have Secret Service?

They believe themselves to be American royalty.

[quote] Why do they still have Secret Service?

As one of his last acts in office, Trump extended Secret Service protection for his children for six months.

He looks like a Ken doll all plastic and shiny

I find it hilarious that Kushner really wanted to show off he has abs. This is was all purposeful.

People who arrange for pap shots should not be getting SS detail.

Ho freshly fucked Ivanka, r3? Did daddy get a quick in before he teed off?

He's manorexic; and that "quick, hold my hand - while I pretend to stare adoringly at your gross, shriveled body - the paps finally got here, lazy fuckers!" look is SOOO staged. Even Meghan Markle would roll her eyes at this lame attempt.

Well, I give her this: at least she didn't marry a fat ass like her old man

Two of the most vile human beings on the planet.

I'm adding him to my list of deplorable i'd probably hate fuck.

All staged. Put on a goddamn T-shirt. No one cares about your slimy body.

Two cunts take a stroll

I know he's the devil, but I would so fuck him.

that is one ugly faggot

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Lol nice catch r27. I don't blame him at all. That was my first reaction to the picture

Are those Trax™ tennis shoes that Sir Jared is wearing?

You can hate him but still acknowledge that he takes good care of his body. Very nice.

Thank you, R27. That is a very pleasant addition to my morning. Yum.

Jared looking hot there.

The PR offensive begins.

If he was in a sling with a ball gag, why not?

Guys, don't you think those are photos arranged with the Daily Mail? Look how relatively flattering those photos are. Very posed. Don't buy into this holding hands, strolling on the beach bullshit. (Much more flattering than the alligator boat ride, which was also staged.)

One thing I noticed is that Ivanka never strips down to her bathing suit or bikini, in photos. She probably only does that when she's absolutely sure there are not photographers around. Smart, actually.

Jared, on the other hand, loves to show off his body. As the years progress, we will see how far he goes with his plastic surgery. He's reminding me of Anthony Perkins in another thread.

Ewwwww

Both of these assholes have skinny legs and scrawny asses, which is surprising for Ivanka cause her old man sure has a phat ass.

Jared will eventually be trans.

Given his father-in-law's eating habits and the amount of travel he put in, the physique is impressive.

Must be that kosher food.

[quote] Jared will eventually be trans.

Why do you think that?

Did it ever dawn on you that "having great abs for life" was part of the deal we made?

Well?

I need Jared’s diet tips! That’s the body I want. He looks amazing. I love the lean, tall, slightly muscular look. So sick of these steroid looking freaks.

I’m sure they’re still very much friends with all their very rich, very liberal friends just like they were before 2015.

The only pictures I want to see of them from now on are ones taken in a courtroom.

[quote]As one of his last acts in office, Trump extended Secret Service protection for his children for six months.

Very optimistic of him to think the universal loathing for his children will only last for six months.

Just a vibe, R40. Similar to how I felt just before Bruce Jenner started to transition to Caitlin. I would guess Jared would not do it for many years though. Perhaps like Caitlyn did, but Jared also comes across as a necrophiliac. So wtf do I know! Lol

Did he have ab implants? They look ... weird.

He’s 40–old muscle.

Baby making hips is your physical ideal?

Whatever.

I don’t know how they spent their weekend, but they should have spent it drowning.

R43 I think if that was true they would still be in NYC instead of staying in MAGA land Florida.

Agreed they are officially shunned.

Good.

He's letting his chest whiskers grow out.

When she's busy "curating" her charmed, so-white life on Instagram of an evening, and the sprogs are safely tucked in bed by Nanny, he's out trawling for dick.

Maskless deplorables with ugly bodies

Shame on the photographers who are giving them the attention

Haha what a thirsty attention whore he is. Truly embarrassing

Suddenly, after no strict privacy we get the Gator park pap walk with kids and now this one soon after? Why now?

**so strict

He is soooooo gay.

[quote] He is soooooo gay.

He reminds me of a cryptogay Bond villain who strokes a white cat.

[quote] He's cut, if evil.

Yes Sherlock. He’s orthodox Jewish

^^^^^

Referring to the cutness not the evil.

[quote] think if that was true they would still be in NYC instead of staying in MAGA land Florida.

It’s winter. “The Haves” head for Palm Beach in December & stay until the end of May. They’ll be back to the Hamptons. So will Jr and the other tard. I guarantee you they’ll be at Lally Weymouth’s first party of the season & Joe Farrell will throw a fundraiser for one — or all Trumps.

I don't think children of presidents retain secret service once their father leaves office. That must be private security.

When Trump first won people were wondering if he'd use the secret service or retain the private security he always used in the past which was supposedly made up of former Israeli commandos and were better than the secret service.

R62 No, they bought that house in Florida a couple months ago. It's large and clearly meant to serve as a primary residence. They did not spend winters in FL before this.

His physique is goals

I'd love to see him naked.

He’s hot. I love his chest hair.

Who the hell sincerely thinks he’s “ugly”? Yes, he’s an evil, incompetent twit, but that has nothing to do with his looks.

R63, did you read the thread before commenting? R15 answered your question 3 hours before you asked it. And it's appalling that they have Secret Service protection at all.

Both Jared and Ivanka belong in and are headed to prison along with the rest of the Trump crime family.

He's a wax figure. If you find that hot in any way, then you need to get out more.

When he's tanned, he looks pretty good

Fucking pigs.

No masks, even though the Secret Service guys are masked.

I think Miss Jared has been lipoed and had those abs etched in.

Playgirl, if only..... He'll need to pay legal fees soon, right?

"Daddy" did not have the time and energy to devote to Ivanka. Miss Lindsey was in town for the weekend.

Pres. Biden should look into some way to strip those mooks of their SS detail. Let them pay for their own security.

Jared is much better looking than Junior and Eric.

Jared acts robotic and not relaxed. A coldness shows through his eyes, usually on a face void of a smile. Otherwise, I like his appearance, not his politics and financial shenanigans.

[quote] Jared is much better looking than Junior and Eric.

Let's be honest, that's not much of an achievement. But otherwise I agree with your post

Sadly, that's a great body.

Jared has the kind of body that looks much better clothed. I'm sure his garments drape on him perfectly.

^^ And his face would look better with a bag over it ^^

He's taunting his FIL with those photos. He does it periodically to show daddy what's pounding Ivanka, get him jealous.

Iva ka looks like a mini-me of Trump. Not a good look.

They know better to return to Manhattan or The Hamptons. They will be completely shunned by anyone who matters. The jig is up. They will begin to cultivate all the Florida idiots, and surround themselves with people similar to The My Pillow guy. They are done.

Fake news! Meaning, their marriage.

[quote] And his face would look better with a bag over it.

Paper or plastic?

40 yo Jewish man with a totally hairless body? Oy!

[quote] Paper or plastic?

Plastic.

Very hate-fuckable.

He has a very weird body.

[quote] He has a very weird body.

In what ways?

Patrick Bateman

The elderjews lusting after this POS!! Ugh!

The former first daughter and her freshly pegged husband take a stroll with their children on a short respite...

R7 you aint the only one. He's very pretty to look at

Brother Josh is hotter, liberal AND married the hotter Shiksa, Karlie Kloss

I love how Jared is so unattractive that even classic torso muscles do nothing to help him. He has a nasty little face.

He looks good in that picture for his really hot lean body and the sunglasses where you can’t see his cold inhuman eyes. Brother is definitely hotter, but I want to give Jared a massage to feel him up. What lucky guys have gotten him?

Which Hampton? The Kushners?

@r86, "40 yo Jewish man with a totally hairless body? Oy! "

He used to have hair, then again he used to have eyebrows as well

Who dated Ivanka before Jared?

Cyclist Lance Armstrong, Topher Grace, Pierce Brosnan’s son Sean Brosnan, investment banker Greg Hersch for four years until 2001, producer James “Bingo” Gubelmann for three-and-a-half years until 2005, Dole Food Company heir Justin Murdock briefly in 2006 and believe it or not a 72 year old at the time Quincy Jones.

I think Jared is very attractive when he smiles, but most of the time he isn't smiling and looks like his face is in the first stage of becoming a shrunken head. He will be a very ugly old man.

R7- That's not a big deal. I admit I am VERY attracted to that anti mask troublemaker from that video at the Chicago gym where he pushes a guy.

R95- I agree. His brother Josh is VERY good looking, although he's on the short side, who cares. I still think he's better looking than Jared.

R9- His body is scrawny and kind of feminine like that photo of Anthony Perkins on the other thread.

Josh is more handsome I agree, but he doesn't seem to like putting on a show like Jared. I don't think we've ever seen Josh shirtless

I hate to admit that I am very turned on by the sight of Jared in the op's photo. Love to see him naked and hard. Would also love to see him presenting hole.

[quote]He's taunting his FIL with those photos. He does it periodically to show daddy what's pounding Ivanka, get him jealous.

There's no pounding going on between those two of any type.

My understanding is that the Kushners are Modern Orthodox Jews. Should she be showing so much skin?

This pic of him looks sexy even though he is awful

He has very nice feet

He looks so cute with his little boy. Dad sweetness.

But he is a mechanical evil robot!

One should remember how many children the Trump admin gleefully ripped away from their parents. Some of the kids were lost in the system and will never have a moment like r109 shared with their parents again

Most of the pictures posted in this thread are old.

I wish they’d stroll off a cliff.

Jared could never spew the amount of hatred that the fat queens spew on DL.

Nice dimples don't make up for the rest of him.

Jared looks like April's friend, Orin, who was in the human farm exhibit on Parks and Recreation.

His pallor is similar to inexpensive yellowed wax or a a soft cheese gone bad.

R105- Pity

You guys aren't even trying...

Let's hope that soon their strolls are confined to the prison yard.

He has a Weird face

I wonder who she thinks of when he is fucking her?

It pains me to think a beautiful strapping Secret Service agent might need to take a bullet for either of these pieces of human filth. That said, I wonder if Jared makes them work out with him and he asks them to squeeze his muscles and tell him how good he looks.

Sadly Jared has a much hotter body than Josh :(

Wow, Tony has really gotten into shape!!

@r123, "Sadly Jared has a much hotter body than Josh :( "

Maybe, but Josh is cuter and a much better human being and for some of us that's a bigger turn on :)

I'd say Jared's idea of a workout is doing a lot of sit-ups. It doesn't look like he does much else.

I guess after six months they'll be protected behind bars.

R68 & R75 - Dumpy dad extended Secret Service protection for all of his kids for an extra 6 months. Just another “fuck you” parting gift from trump to the USA. Their protection should disappear end of June.

[quote] He has a Weird face

In what ways?

[quote] I wonder who she thinks of when he is fucking her?

I wonder which guy HE thinks of when he’s fucking her.

R101 Jared no longer looks like this. His outside now matches the inside, yuck.

Even Ivanka has seams beginning to show.

He's hot when he lays off the botox.

He was so cute when he looked the way he did at R101.

R95 for real? I don't think Ivanka is all that pretty (look at the pre-plastic surgery pics of her) but Karlie has a fug face and a tranny body.

He looks like a young Mitch McConnell to me.