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Where is it appropriate to wear a cowboy hat?

I own two, but I have never worn them.

I'm from the West Coast, and nobody here wears cowboy hats.

Where can I wear them?

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by Anonymousreply 54February 19, 2022 11:27 PM

Men look handsome in cowboy hats.

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by Anonymousreply 1February 21, 2021 11:21 AM

Any RAM dealership.

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by Anonymousreply 2February 21, 2021 11:23 AM

^ that queen doesn't

by Anonymousreply 3February 21, 2021 11:24 AM

What "queen," R3?

The guy in R1?

He doesn't look like a queen lol.

by Anonymousreply 4February 21, 2021 11:26 AM

Take a hike, OP

Seriously. I keep a cowboy hat in my car and only wear it when I’m on a walkabout.

Especially right now. Walking in nature is the one joy that hasn’t been taken away from us.

by Anonymousreply 5February 21, 2021 11:34 AM

I had an "Uncle" (step-father's half sister's husband) who was a Montana rancher and one of the most masculine, handsome men on the planet. 6'3" ex football player.

He always had a ruddy complexion with a white forehead from his cowboy hat. Didn't matter - he was HAF to me.

by Anonymousreply 6February 21, 2021 11:37 AM

MAGA Rally.

You can buy a red MAGA or TRUMP headband for your hat and you will seem even more authentically American and certainly not a libtard or killer immigrant in that get-up, especially if you coordinate it with a "Stop The Steal" or "1/6 Was Just The Start" t-shirt

by Anonymousreply 7February 21, 2021 11:38 AM

yippee ki yo K Y!

by Anonymousreply 8February 21, 2021 11:39 AM

Really, R7?

Are you implying that only Deplorables and MAGATS wear cowboy hats?

Because it's not true.

But no one is answering the question WHERE to wear your hat, except for the person who answered "on a hike."

I just don't want to look out of place or costumey.

by Anonymousreply 9February 21, 2021 11:41 AM

During a cattle drive.

by Anonymousreply 10February 21, 2021 11:41 AM

On the merry go round horse, Rose

by Anonymousreply 11February 21, 2021 11:43 AM

While fucking.

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by Anonymousreply 12February 21, 2021 11:46 AM

Or while getting fucked.

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by Anonymousreply 13February 21, 2021 11:47 AM

Or while sucking a cop.

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by Anonymousreply 14February 21, 2021 11:47 AM

You wear it to a rodeo or a cowboy gay bar. That's it.

by Anonymousreply 15February 21, 2021 11:48 AM

Or to the American Country Musics awards show, R15.

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by Anonymousreply 16February 21, 2021 11:51 AM

To work, if you're a Texas Ranger.

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by Anonymousreply 17February 21, 2021 11:52 AM

Anywhere you want to OP

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by Anonymousreply 18February 21, 2021 1:24 PM

Camping with a friend

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by Anonymousreply 19February 21, 2021 1:26 PM

Anywhere in Texas.

by Anonymousreply 20February 21, 2021 1:34 PM

A cowboy hat and a Stetson are two different hats

by Anonymousreply 21February 21, 2021 2:38 PM

This is a cowboy hat

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by Anonymousreply 22February 21, 2021 2:40 PM

This is a Stetson

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by Anonymousreply 23February 21, 2021 2:42 PM

CPAC

by Anonymousreply 24February 21, 2021 2:42 PM

[quote] To work, if you're a Texas Ranger.

Or if you're a sheriff's deputy. Or if you're working outdoors.

by Anonymousreply 25February 21, 2021 2:46 PM

I bought a fancy stetson to wear to a stupid rodeo themed work galla about 5 years ago. I have never found another reason to wear it. Stetson is just a fancy brand of cowboy hat. Cowboy hats can be made of straw or leather.

by Anonymousreply 26February 21, 2021 2:58 PM

When you ride the trade

by Anonymousreply 27February 21, 2021 3:07 PM

When you are doing reverse cowboy.

by Anonymousreply 28February 21, 2021 3:35 PM

The people who want to wear a cowboy hat don't seem to give a shit where it is appropriate, I think that is part of the allure. Same with a ball cap.

by Anonymousreply 29February 21, 2021 3:38 PM

It's totally appropriate while line-dancing and wearing khakis from GAP!

#KhakiCountry

#MeetMeInTheGap

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by Anonymousreply 30February 21, 2021 3:41 PM

Wherever you wanna where your hat baby!

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by Anonymousreply 31February 21, 2021 3:56 PM

OP, go to Club Tempo on "Vaquero Night."

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by Anonymousreply 32February 21, 2021 3:59 PM

Mardi Gras

by Anonymousreply 33February 21, 2021 4:18 PM

To show off your recent wax job.

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by Anonymousreply 34February 21, 2021 4:38 PM

At a county or state fair. Or a small town festival.

by Anonymousreply 35February 21, 2021 8:46 PM

During sex.

by Anonymousreply 36February 21, 2021 8:47 PM

To the geigh rodeos with the other drag queens.

by Anonymousreply 37February 21, 2021 8:49 PM

Haha R18 that photo is interesting.

Is that Justin's secret boyfriend behind him?

I'll repost it, just for fun.

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by Anonymousreply 38February 21, 2021 9:29 PM

The guy behind Trudeau at R38 is Devin Heroux, and he is indeed gay.

The question is, what about Justin???

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by Anonymousreply 39February 21, 2021 9:30 PM

A rodeo is pretty much the only place where nearly every guy is wearing a cowboy hat.

Other than that, you'd have to move to Oklahoma or Texas to fit in.

by Anonymousreply 40February 22, 2021 1:14 PM

That one black Congresswoman wears hers all over Washington, D.C.

by Anonymousreply 41February 22, 2021 3:27 PM

I live in Arizona, they're everywhere.

by Anonymousreply 42February 22, 2021 3:28 PM

When you're having your weekly wash in the cow trough.

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by Anonymousreply 43February 22, 2021 3:31 PM

My face is too round to rock a cowboy hat. A porkpie is the way I'd go.

by Anonymousreply 44February 22, 2021 10:28 PM

When you drive a pickup truck.

by Anonymousreply 45February 24, 2021 1:07 PM

[quote]When you are doing reverse cowboy.

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by Anonymousreply 46February 24, 2021 1:29 PM

When you're in a Madonna video.

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by Anonymousreply 47February 24, 2021 1:35 PM

When you're wearing pearls.

by Anonymousreply 48February 24, 2021 1:40 PM

When you're a complete asshole.

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by Anonymousreply 49February 24, 2021 1:56 PM

Nowhere.

by Anonymousreply 50February 24, 2021 1:59 PM

It's too bad men stopped wearing hats damn you JFK.

by Anonymousreply 51February 24, 2021 2:09 PM

Go to Tempo on Santa Monica Blvd. and Western. Lots of cowboy hats there!

by Anonymousreply 52February 24, 2021 4:59 PM

Do people in Montana, Wyoming and Texas really wear cowboy hats everywhere?

by Anonymousreply 53February 19, 2022 11:09 PM

Where is it appropriate to wear a cowboy hat?

When rounding up DL cows in caftans...

by Anonymousreply 54February 19, 2022 11:27 PM
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