I own two, but I have never worn them.
I'm from the West Coast, and nobody here wears cowboy hats.
Where can I wear them?
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I own two, but I have never worn them.
I'm from the West Coast, and nobody here wears cowboy hats.
Where can I wear them?
by Anonymous | reply 54 | February 19, 2022 11:27 PM |
^ that queen doesn't
by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 21, 2021 11:24 AM |
What "queen," R3?
The guy in R1?
He doesn't look like a queen lol.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 21, 2021 11:26 AM |
Take a hike, OP
Seriously. I keep a cowboy hat in my car and only wear it when I’m on a walkabout.
Especially right now. Walking in nature is the one joy that hasn’t been taken away from us.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 21, 2021 11:34 AM |
I had an "Uncle" (step-father's half sister's husband) who was a Montana rancher and one of the most masculine, handsome men on the planet. 6'3" ex football player.
He always had a ruddy complexion with a white forehead from his cowboy hat. Didn't matter - he was HAF to me.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 21, 2021 11:37 AM |
MAGA Rally.
You can buy a red MAGA or TRUMP headband for your hat and you will seem even more authentically American and certainly not a libtard or killer immigrant in that get-up, especially if you coordinate it with a "Stop The Steal" or "1/6 Was Just The Start" t-shirt
by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 21, 2021 11:38 AM |
yippee ki yo K Y!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 21, 2021 11:39 AM |
Really, R7?
Are you implying that only Deplorables and MAGATS wear cowboy hats?
Because it's not true.
But no one is answering the question WHERE to wear your hat, except for the person who answered "on a hike."
I just don't want to look out of place or costumey.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 21, 2021 11:41 AM |
During a cattle drive.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 21, 2021 11:41 AM |
On the merry go round horse, Rose
by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 21, 2021 11:43 AM |
You wear it to a rodeo or a cowboy gay bar. That's it.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 21, 2021 11:48 AM |
Or to the American Country Musics awards show, R15.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 21, 2021 11:51 AM |
Anywhere in Texas.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | February 21, 2021 1:34 PM |
A cowboy hat and a Stetson are two different hats
by Anonymous | reply 21 | February 21, 2021 2:38 PM |
CPAC
by Anonymous | reply 24 | February 21, 2021 2:42 PM |
[quote] To work, if you're a Texas Ranger.
Or if you're a sheriff's deputy. Or if you're working outdoors.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | February 21, 2021 2:46 PM |
I bought a fancy stetson to wear to a stupid rodeo themed work galla about 5 years ago. I have never found another reason to wear it. Stetson is just a fancy brand of cowboy hat. Cowboy hats can be made of straw or leather.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | February 21, 2021 2:58 PM |
When you ride the trade
by Anonymous | reply 27 | February 21, 2021 3:07 PM |
When you are doing reverse cowboy.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | February 21, 2021 3:35 PM |
The people who want to wear a cowboy hat don't seem to give a shit where it is appropriate, I think that is part of the allure. Same with a ball cap.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | February 21, 2021 3:38 PM |
It's totally appropriate while line-dancing and wearing khakis from GAP!
#KhakiCountry
#MeetMeInTheGap
by Anonymous | reply 30 | February 21, 2021 3:41 PM |
Mardi Gras
by Anonymous | reply 33 | February 21, 2021 4:18 PM |
At a county or state fair. Or a small town festival.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | February 21, 2021 8:46 PM |
During sex.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | February 21, 2021 8:47 PM |
To the geigh rodeos with the other drag queens.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | February 21, 2021 8:49 PM |
Haha R18 that photo is interesting.
Is that Justin's secret boyfriend behind him?
I'll repost it, just for fun.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | February 21, 2021 9:29 PM |
The guy behind Trudeau at R38 is Devin Heroux, and he is indeed gay.
The question is, what about Justin???
by Anonymous | reply 39 | February 21, 2021 9:30 PM |
A rodeo is pretty much the only place where nearly every guy is wearing a cowboy hat.
Other than that, you'd have to move to Oklahoma or Texas to fit in.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | February 22, 2021 1:14 PM |
That one black Congresswoman wears hers all over Washington, D.C.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | February 22, 2021 3:27 PM |
I live in Arizona, they're everywhere.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | February 22, 2021 3:28 PM |
When you're having your weekly wash in the cow trough.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | February 22, 2021 3:31 PM |
My face is too round to rock a cowboy hat. A porkpie is the way I'd go.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | February 22, 2021 10:28 PM |
When you drive a pickup truck.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | February 24, 2021 1:07 PM |
When you're wearing pearls.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | February 24, 2021 1:40 PM |
Nowhere.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | February 24, 2021 1:59 PM |
It's too bad men stopped wearing hats damn you JFK.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | February 24, 2021 2:09 PM |
Go to Tempo on Santa Monica Blvd. and Western. Lots of cowboy hats there!
by Anonymous | reply 52 | February 24, 2021 4:59 PM |
Do people in Montana, Wyoming and Texas really wear cowboy hats everywhere?
by Anonymous | reply 53 | February 19, 2022 11:09 PM |
Where is it appropriate to wear a cowboy hat?
When rounding up DL cows in caftans...
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