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Rasputin's Pickled Penis

I am intrigued about an unusual museum piece. This pickled penis supposedly belonged to the Russian "mad monk" Grigori Rasputin (1869-1916). He was a friend and spiritual advisor to Czar Nicholas II and family. He was poisoned and then shot to death by the Russian inner circle who did not like his influence on the royal family. His kielbasa was sliced off after he was shot and his body was then thrown in a river. His "holy member" was retrieved from the murder site by a follower and preserved for posterity. Another source claims the autopsy report by Dr. Dmitry Kosorotov indicated his genitals were intact but the report is "missing" (of course). I can think of two deceased modern day celebrities that should have had their penises pickled. Adult film star John C. Holmes and "Storm Chasers" TV star Joel Taylor.

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by Anonymousreply 38March 7, 2021 6:55 AM

Link doesn't work for me, sorry. Since the thread on that picture , I have ordered a book about him. I had read a biography years ago, but it was just based on the relationship with the royal family and I wanted more about the history of that time.

by Anonymousreply 1February 21, 2021 10:17 AM

Is this the link?

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by Anonymousreply 2February 21, 2021 10:22 AM

It looks like geoduck.

by Anonymousreply 3February 21, 2021 10:28 AM

OP, you might add Milton Berle to your illustrious list.

by Anonymousreply 4February 21, 2021 10:38 AM

That looks really disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 5February 21, 2021 10:56 AM

Rasputin's body odor and stench was notorious. The fumes wafted over the Ural mountains.

by Anonymousreply 6February 21, 2021 10:56 AM

OP:

1 - you could have continued the discussion in the Rasputin thread. But no.......

2) - Prince Yusupov, Rasputin's assassin, married to the Tsar's niece and furthermore was as rich or richer than the Tsar. And a cross dresser as a teen. The prince castrated Rasputin who was very very hard to kill, and kept the severed dried member in a velvet box in his library in Paris after the war.

The phallus in the jar is fake.

by Anonymousreply 7February 21, 2021 12:06 PM

[quote] It looks like geoduck.

It’s Evergreen!

by Anonymousreply 8February 21, 2021 2:14 PM

It's gooey all right.

by Anonymousreply 9February 21, 2021 5:45 PM

Wouldn’t it have expanded in the liquid after so many years? So, touching oneself while moaning “ooh, Raspy...” and thinking about his fatty would be more fantasy than reality.

by Anonymousreply 10February 21, 2021 6:58 PM

[quote]Rasputin's Pickled Penis

I've found my new band name!

by Anonymousreply 11February 21, 2021 7:35 PM

Kinda small.

by Anonymousreply 12February 21, 2021 8:06 PM

I bet you Rasputin threw one hell of a fuck.

by Anonymousreply 13February 21, 2021 8:09 PM

Actually, it's a sea cucumber.

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by Anonymousreply 14February 21, 2021 8:48 PM

Why Joel Taylor? Pictoral verificatia?

by Anonymousreply 15February 21, 2021 9:13 PM

Peter the Great picked a peck of pickled penis

by Anonymousreply 16February 21, 2021 11:03 PM

Rasputin’s penis was alleged to be 13 inches and it was well known in St. Petersburg. Thus the Tsar was letting this notorious, dirty lecher around his wife and virginal daughters.

Rasputin’s assassin, Yusupov was gay, but married and known for crossdressing. He was once in drag in England and was getting eyes up by the Prince of Wales (King Edward Vii).

Yusupov may have offered gay sex to Rasputin who was allegedly bisexual to lure him to his death.

by Anonymousreply 17February 22, 2021 1:51 AM

Rasputin was murdered in late December. Alexandra had the body washed and buried in a corner section of Tsarskoe Selo palace grounds. She was going to build a church over it. Never happened because of the revolution just two months later. The first thing the revolutionaries did was dig up the putrefied corpse of the Tsarinia's Holy Martyr poured gasoline over it and burned it. They then scattered the ashes. His schlong could have been hacked off at this time. A very Russian thing to do.

by Anonymousreply 18February 22, 2021 3:03 AM

Yuck!

by Anonymousreply 19February 22, 2021 3:16 AM

His dick wasn’t THAT big I’ve had bigger

by Anonymousreply 20February 22, 2021 3:22 AM

R20 is a pro at lapsing.

by Anonymousreply 21February 22, 2021 3:23 AM

I wonder if someone was ever cured of sickness by merely touching the holy, swollen, girthsome relic.

“My twitchy eye now stays focused - to the left, mind you!”

by Anonymousreply 22February 22, 2021 3:36 AM

Gives cut/uncut a whole new meaning.

by Anonymousreply 23February 22, 2021 5:02 AM

Now I've seen everything.

by Anonymousreply 24February 22, 2021 5:02 AM

Once again, ITS FAKE. Prince Yusupov had the real relic.

by Anonymousreply 25February 22, 2021 5:02 AM

Sounds like he was a pet stud. And they kept his most important asset.

by Anonymousreply 26February 22, 2021 5:05 AM

Lol r23.

by Anonymousreply 27February 22, 2021 5:05 AM

It's a pickled pecker I picked!

by Anonymousreply 28February 22, 2021 5:12 AM

[quote] Rasputin’s penis was alleged to be 13 inches and it was well known in St. Petersburg. Thus the Tsar was letting this notorious, dirty lecher around his wife and virginal daughters.

But why? Was the Tsar into cuck play?

by Anonymousreply 29February 22, 2021 5:15 AM

[R15] Joel Taylor was another "big leaguer" who liked to show the beef on Scruff.

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by Anonymousreply 30February 26, 2021 7:16 AM

Whoa @ Joel in r30. Shame.

by Anonymousreply 31March 7, 2021 5:19 AM

Rasputin was a great kisser.

by Anonymousreply 32March 7, 2021 5:28 AM

John Dillinger's penis is rumored to have been removed and saved.

by Anonymousreply 33March 7, 2021 5:29 AM

I did NOT need to SEE that!

by Anonymousreply 34March 7, 2021 5:30 AM

Dillinger's dick is supposedly kept in the Smithsonian.I heard you have to be a VIP to view it.

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by Anonymousreply 35March 7, 2021 5:36 AM

Cow Dong

by Anonymousreply 36March 7, 2021 5:36 AM

Did somebody say Putin?

by Anonymousreply 37March 7, 2021 5:44 AM

That’s disgusting. It looks like a giant turd!

by Anonymousreply 38March 7, 2021 6:55 AM
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