I am intrigued about an unusual museum piece. This pickled penis supposedly belonged to the Russian "mad monk" Grigori Rasputin (1869-1916). He was a friend and spiritual advisor to Czar Nicholas II and family. He was poisoned and then shot to death by the Russian inner circle who did not like his influence on the royal family. His kielbasa was sliced off after he was shot and his body was then thrown in a river. His "holy member" was retrieved from the murder site by a follower and preserved for posterity. Another source claims the autopsy report by Dr. Dmitry Kosorotov indicated his genitals were intact but the report is "missing" (of course). I can think of two deceased modern day celebrities that should have had their penises pickled. Adult film star John C. Holmes and "Storm Chasers" TV star Joel Taylor.
Rasputin's Pickled Penis
|by Anonymous||reply 38||14 hours ago|
Link doesn't work for me, sorry. Since the thread on that picture , I have ordered a book about him. I had read a biography years ago, but it was just based on the relationship with the royal family and I wanted more about the history of that time.
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Is this the link?
|by Anonymous||reply 2||02/21/2021|
It looks like geoduck.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||02/21/2021|
OP, you might add Milton Berle to your illustrious list.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||02/21/2021|
That looks really disgusting.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||02/21/2021|
Rasputin's body odor and stench was notorious. The fumes wafted over the Ural mountains.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||02/21/2021|
1 - you could have continued the discussion in the Rasputin thread. But no.......
2) - Prince Yusupov, Rasputin's assassin, married to the Tsar's niece and furthermore was as rich or richer than the Tsar. And a cross dresser as a teen. The prince castrated Rasputin who was very very hard to kill, and kept the severed dried member in a velvet box in his library in Paris after the war.
The phallus in the jar is fake.
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[quote] It looks like geoduck.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||02/21/2021|
It's gooey all right.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||02/21/2021|
Wouldn’t it have expanded in the liquid after so many years? So, touching oneself while moaning “ooh, Raspy...” and thinking about his fatty would be more fantasy than reality.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||02/21/2021|
[quote]Rasputin's Pickled Penis
I've found my new band name!
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|by Anonymous||reply 12||02/21/2021|
I bet you Rasputin threw one hell of a fuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||02/21/2021|
Actually, it's a sea cucumber.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||02/21/2021|
Why Joel Taylor? Pictoral verificatia?
|by Anonymous||reply 15||02/21/2021|
Peter the Great picked a peck of pickled penis
|by Anonymous||reply 16||02/21/2021|
Rasputin’s penis was alleged to be 13 inches and it was well known in St. Petersburg. Thus the Tsar was letting this notorious, dirty lecher around his wife and virginal daughters.
Rasputin’s assassin, Yusupov was gay, but married and known for crossdressing. He was once in drag in England and was getting eyes up by the Prince of Wales (King Edward Vii).
Yusupov may have offered gay sex to Rasputin who was allegedly bisexual to lure him to his death.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||02/21/2021|
Rasputin was murdered in late December. Alexandra had the body washed and buried in a corner section of Tsarskoe Selo palace grounds. She was going to build a church over it. Never happened because of the revolution just two months later. The first thing the revolutionaries did was dig up the putrefied corpse of the Tsarinia's Holy Martyr poured gasoline over it and burned it. They then scattered the ashes. His schlong could have been hacked off at this time. A very Russian thing to do.
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|by Anonymous||reply 19||02/21/2021|
His dick wasn’t THAT big I’ve had bigger
|by Anonymous||reply 20||02/21/2021|
R20 is a pro at lapsing.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||02/21/2021|
I wonder if someone was ever cured of sickness by merely touching the holy, swollen, girthsome relic.
“My twitchy eye now stays focused - to the left, mind you!”
|by Anonymous||reply 22||02/21/2021|
Gives cut/uncut a whole new meaning.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||02/21/2021|
Now I've seen everything.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||02/21/2021|
Once again, ITS FAKE. Prince Yusupov had the real relic.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||02/21/2021|
Sounds like he was a pet stud. And they kept his most important asset.
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|by Anonymous||reply 27||02/21/2021|
It's a pickled pecker I picked!
|by Anonymous||reply 28||02/21/2021|
[quote] Rasputin’s penis was alleged to be 13 inches and it was well known in St. Petersburg. Thus the Tsar was letting this notorious, dirty lecher around his wife and virginal daughters.
But why? Was the Tsar into cuck play?
|by Anonymous||reply 29||02/21/2021|
[R15] Joel Taylor was another "big leaguer" who liked to show the beef on Scruff.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||02/25/2021|
Whoa @ Joel in r30. Shame.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||16 hours ago|
Rasputin was a great kisser.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||16 hours ago|
John Dillinger's penis is rumored to have been removed and saved.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||16 hours ago|
I did NOT need to SEE that!
|by Anonymous||reply 34||16 hours ago|
Dillinger's dick is supposedly kept in the Smithsonian.I heard you have to be a VIP to view it.
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|by Anonymous||reply 36||16 hours ago|
Did somebody say Putin?
|by Anonymous||reply 37||15 hours ago|
That’s disgusting. It looks like a giant turd!
|by Anonymous||reply 38||14 hours ago|