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Rasputin's Pickled Penis

I am intrigued about an unusual museum piece. This pickled penis supposedly belonged to the Russian "mad monk" Grigori Rasputin (1869-1916). He was a friend and spiritual advisor to Czar Nicholas II and family. He was poisoned and then shot to death by the Russian inner circle who did not like his influence on the royal family. His kielbasa was sliced off after he was shot and his body was then thrown in a river. His "holy member" was retrieved from the murder site by a follower and preserved for posterity. Another source claims the autopsy report by Dr. Dmitry Kosorotov indicated his genitals were intact but the report is "missing" (of course). I can think of two deceased modern day celebrities that should have had their penises pickled. Adult film star John C. Holmes and "Storm Chasers" TV star Joel Taylor.

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by Anonymousreply 3814 hours ago

Link doesn't work for me, sorry. Since the thread on that picture , I have ordered a book about him. I had read a biography years ago, but it was just based on the relationship with the royal family and I wanted more about the history of that time.

by Anonymousreply 102/21/2021

Is this the link?

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by Anonymousreply 202/21/2021

It looks like geoduck.

by Anonymousreply 302/21/2021

OP, you might add Milton Berle to your illustrious list.

by Anonymousreply 402/21/2021

That looks really disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 502/21/2021

Rasputin's body odor and stench was notorious. The fumes wafted over the Ural mountains.

by Anonymousreply 602/21/2021

OP:

1 - you could have continued the discussion in the Rasputin thread. But no.......

2) - Prince Yusupov, Rasputin's assassin, married to the Tsar's niece and furthermore was as rich or richer than the Tsar. And a cross dresser as a teen. The prince castrated Rasputin who was very very hard to kill, and kept the severed dried member in a velvet box in his library in Paris after the war.

The phallus in the jar is fake.

by Anonymousreply 702/21/2021

[quote] It looks like geoduck.

It’s Evergreen!

by Anonymousreply 802/21/2021

It's gooey all right.

by Anonymousreply 902/21/2021

Wouldn’t it have expanded in the liquid after so many years? So, touching oneself while moaning “ooh, Raspy...” and thinking about his fatty would be more fantasy than reality.

by Anonymousreply 1002/21/2021

[quote]Rasputin's Pickled Penis

I've found my new band name!

by Anonymousreply 1102/21/2021

Kinda small.

by Anonymousreply 1202/21/2021

I bet you Rasputin threw one hell of a fuck.

by Anonymousreply 1302/21/2021

Actually, it's a sea cucumber.

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by Anonymousreply 1402/21/2021

Why Joel Taylor? Pictoral verificatia?

by Anonymousreply 1502/21/2021

Peter the Great picked a peck of pickled penis

by Anonymousreply 1602/21/2021

Rasputin’s penis was alleged to be 13 inches and it was well known in St. Petersburg. Thus the Tsar was letting this notorious, dirty lecher around his wife and virginal daughters.

Rasputin’s assassin, Yusupov was gay, but married and known for crossdressing. He was once in drag in England and was getting eyes up by the Prince of Wales (King Edward Vii).

Yusupov may have offered gay sex to Rasputin who was allegedly bisexual to lure him to his death.

by Anonymousreply 1702/21/2021

Rasputin was murdered in late December. Alexandra had the body washed and buried in a corner section of Tsarskoe Selo palace grounds. She was going to build a church over it. Never happened because of the revolution just two months later. The first thing the revolutionaries did was dig up the putrefied corpse of the Tsarinia's Holy Martyr poured gasoline over it and burned it. They then scattered the ashes. His schlong could have been hacked off at this time. A very Russian thing to do.

by Anonymousreply 1802/21/2021

Yuck!

by Anonymousreply 1902/21/2021

His dick wasn’t THAT big I’ve had bigger

by Anonymousreply 2002/21/2021

R20 is a pro at lapsing.

by Anonymousreply 2102/21/2021

I wonder if someone was ever cured of sickness by merely touching the holy, swollen, girthsome relic.

“My twitchy eye now stays focused - to the left, mind you!”

by Anonymousreply 2202/21/2021

Gives cut/uncut a whole new meaning.

by Anonymousreply 2302/21/2021

Now I've seen everything.

by Anonymousreply 2402/21/2021

Once again, ITS FAKE. Prince Yusupov had the real relic.

by Anonymousreply 2502/21/2021

Sounds like he was a pet stud. And they kept his most important asset.

by Anonymousreply 2602/21/2021

Lol r23.

by Anonymousreply 2702/21/2021

It's a pickled pecker I picked!

by Anonymousreply 2802/21/2021

[quote] Rasputin’s penis was alleged to be 13 inches and it was well known in St. Petersburg. Thus the Tsar was letting this notorious, dirty lecher around his wife and virginal daughters.

But why? Was the Tsar into cuck play?

by Anonymousreply 2902/21/2021

[R15] Joel Taylor was another "big leaguer" who liked to show the beef on Scruff.

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by Anonymousreply 3002/25/2021

Whoa @ Joel in r30. Shame.

by Anonymousreply 3116 hours ago

Rasputin was a great kisser.

by Anonymousreply 3216 hours ago

John Dillinger's penis is rumored to have been removed and saved.

by Anonymousreply 3316 hours ago

I did NOT need to SEE that!

by Anonymousreply 3416 hours ago

Dillinger's dick is supposedly kept in the Smithsonian.I heard you have to be a VIP to view it.

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by Anonymousreply 3516 hours ago

Cow Dong

by Anonymousreply 3616 hours ago

Did somebody say Putin?

by Anonymousreply 3715 hours ago

That’s disgusting. It looks like a giant turd!

by Anonymousreply 3814 hours ago
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