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Ted Cruz Goes On Apology Tour

First stop - giving out water to Texans

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by Anonymousreply 8102/25/2021

Having seen the size of his belly, he reminds me of how a pregnant actress in a TV show hides her pregnancy by carrying something.

by Anonymousreply 102/20/2021

And he will get away will it. Americans are dumb.

by Anonymousreply 202/20/2021

He looks slovenly.

by Anonymousreply 302/20/2021

And stupid Texans will think he’s being sincere.🙄

by Anonymousreply 402/20/2021

Fuck this fucking fuck.

by Anonymousreply 502/20/2021

Will he be tossing out rolls of paper towels like his hero?

by Anonymousreply 602/20/2021

Is he throwing rolls of Bounty paper towels at them? That's what his mentor Trump would do.

by Anonymousreply 702/20/2021

He’s weak, insincere, unctuous, a liar, and a jerk.

by Anonymousreply 802/20/2021

First he needs to go on a statewide tour of dog rescue shelters and clean out a few hundred cages.

by Anonymousreply 902/20/2021

R3, We don't claim him. He's not one of us.

by Anonymousreply 1002/20/2021

Cruz made fun of Chris Christie for being on the beach in New Jersey. Christie will not forgive and will not forget.

These two rotund guys are pretty body-positive, both hanging out at beaches.

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by Anonymousreply 1102/20/2021

People need to keep this going. He must never be able to move past it.

by Anonymousreply 1202/20/2021

So if you drove up in a vehicle with Biden stickers, would he still hand over the water? I could see him withholding it for someone more “deserving”.

by Anonymousreply 1302/20/2021
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by Anonymousreply 1402/20/2021

Well ... I kinda see the Donald's point about Heidi now. She looks like Helen Hunt in these pap shots.

by Anonymousreply 1502/20/2021

The wife of Cruz actually has a decent figure, esp. compared to Ted's.

by Anonymousreply 1602/20/2021

Another gift from Harvard.

by Anonymousreply 1702/20/2021

There sure a lot of snaps of her butt in the link at 14. She could do with a better fitting bathing suit.

by Anonymousreply 1802/20/2021

He's in Texas? Where's all the snow in that picture? Isn't that the reason for handing out water?

by Anonymousreply 1902/20/2021

Is that a 3-way Pancho he's wearing?

by Anonymousreply 2002/20/2021

He's up for re-election in four years?...People will forget. They'll probably forget as soon as everything gets back to normal.

by Anonymousreply 2102/20/2021

He should start handing out money...

by Anonymousreply 2202/20/2021

He is a right winger, but that doesn't mean he can't go on a little vacation.He was only going to be gone through the weekend. There is nothing wrong with that.

by Anonymousreply 2302/20/2021

It’s going to be 71F and sunny in Houston tomorrow, so I guess Ted is a little late for the snow and ice “here I am helping” photo ops.

by Anonymousreply 2402/20/2021

Ted Cruz is one of the ugliest man I ever had to contemplate. I can't imagine American people ever voting for him as Representative of their country.

by Anonymousreply 2502/20/2021

I've said before and I'm now sure that this guy gets off on public humiliation. He might not even realize it, but he seems to always go straight for the thing that will make him look the weakest so that he can get all simpy and apologetic. It started with Trump making him look like a little bitch boy and it's continuing after Trump. Everything this guy does is cringe worthy. Putin must love him

by Anonymousreply 2602/20/2021

Texas - what a shithole country

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by Anonymousreply 2902/20/2021

Where and what has Cornyn been and done?

by Anonymousreply 3002/20/2021

^^ Hiding. His last Tweet was to complain that the Biden administration wasn't going to do anything to help Texas just as Biden was releasing funds and sending FEMA to help. I have to say that for a state that prides itself on it's he-man image they sure elect the most sniveling cowards to office. Beto and AOC had to literally come in and take over.

When it comes to government Texas is all hat and no cattle

by Anonymousreply 3102/20/2021

How did the cameras 📸 ever catch him??

by Anonymousreply 3202/20/2021

the wifey planned this trip to celebrate the commissions she will earn. "I resign" is the only words that will have any meaning from these people.

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by Anonymousreply 3302/20/2021

^^ I hope the people of Texas file the largest class action suit in history against their gas and power companies

by Anonymousreply 3402/20/2021

I can’t believe he’s stealing water right out of the back of that SUV!

by Anonymousreply 3502/20/2021

^^ I can, he even tried to steal gas from it by ripping the gas cover off

by Anonymousreply 3602/20/2021

[quote] And he will get away will it. Americans are dumb.

Maybe. I’ve read a lot articles over the last few days about how shitty responses to weather crises/natural disasters are one of the few things voters neither forget nor forgive. 2024’s a long way off, though. Wish he were up for reelection next year.

by Anonymousreply 3702/21/2021

^^ This is true, in 1979 Chicago had one of it's worst snowstorms, then Mayor Michael Bilandic didn't react quickly enough to clear the roads. He was crucified for it and lost re-election. People will forgive most anything in their politicians except being inconvenienced

Italians loved Mussolini despite his alliance with Hitler. Why? For the first time in Italian history he got the trains to run on time and that's all that mattered

by Anonymousreply 3802/21/2021

Aside from re-election, Cruz clearly had presidential aspirations, which dead on arrival at this point. Somewhere, while hanging upside from a rafter in a deserted house, Josh Hawley is laughing his ass off.

I agree with the poster about TX electing the most creeping, pathetic, whiny little bitches they can find. I can only attribute it to the complete absence of a balance of power in TX - the repigs are so dominant, they can literally trot out any sniveling moron and he/she will get elected if they're a repig & receive the blessing of the local power brokers. Any state has their share of incompetent elected officials, but TX appears to be leading the country in that area - possibly even worse than the dreaded FL.

by Anonymousreply 3902/21/2021

Apparently Twitter is not impressed with Ted's water stunt...

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by Anonymousreply 4002/21/2021

Harvard alumni?

So dumb.

Borderline retarded.

by Anonymousreply 4102/21/2021

[quote]Christie will not forgive and will not forget.

Well as the saying goes, an elephant never forgets.

by Anonymousreply 4202/21/2021

[quote] He looks slovenly.

R3 I completely misread this as 'He looks Slovenian' thinking you had mistaken him for another Republican.

by Anonymousreply 4302/21/2021

Cruz handing out water is like trump throwing rolls of paper towels at Puerto Ricans after a hurricane. It's a visual op and damage control for Cruz. AOC, a New York liberal, raised $4 million dollars for Texas in fund raising relief, and is volunteering at food banks down there. I'm sure she will still be seen as the "enemy" by many Texans. Their own senator couldn't care less...she stepped up and actually tried to help them.

by Anonymousreply 4402/21/2021

Optics are everything nowadays R44

The next thing we'll see is a picture of him at his desk calling Joe for more emergency funding for his great seditious state!

by Anonymousreply 4502/21/2021

has cruz said yet "have a good time" like trump did when tossing out the paper towels... you know HAVE A GOOD TIME when during a hurricane disaster and desperate for any supplies!...

by Anonymousreply 4602/21/2021

[quote]He’s weak, insincere, unctuous, a liar, and a jerk.

We love him! Six more years!

by Anonymousreply 4702/21/2021

Spmeone here said that Cruz thrives on humiliation...even if he doesn't realize it. He looks like an ugly troll, and I'm sure he was always bullied in some way. He has that nose picking, booger eating look that kids would pick on at school.

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by Anonymousreply 4902/21/2021

^^ I'm "someone" and even after all the lies and escaping to Cancun Ted Cruz thinks that loading one case of water into a car makes it all better. Funny thing about that photo op there is no line, no stack of water to be handed out just Ted and some Latino looking lady staging a photo. Humiliation is Ted's middle name

by Anonymousreply 5002/21/2021

R26, R50...Yes, you said it first.

by Anonymousreply 5102/21/2021

"I agree with the poster about TX electing the most creeping, pathetic, whiny little bitches they can find. "

Yes. We NEVER would think of doing that here.

by Anonymousreply 5202/21/2021

George Hahn does another great rant AND he's on our team :)

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by Anonymousreply 5302/21/2021

G Hahn....well, he’s got a point. Who are the stupid Americans that vote for these people? Over and over again.

by Anonymousreply 5402/21/2021

Very stupid people..and a lot of cheating by repubs. With all the money Jaime Harrison got for his campaign, pouring in, and Graham practically crying that no one was sending him the hell did he get re-elected?? Cheating...and probably Russia helped.

by Anonymousreply 5502/21/2021

R53 It looks 👀 like he’s really getting caught in the act. Taking water out of the cars of poor families and loading up his own.

by Anonymousreply 5602/21/2021

Ted even made to SNL...

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by Anonymousreply 5702/21/2021

I love that the girl’s private school was already up in arms about people traveling internationally and the need for them to quarantine for 7 to 10 days before returning and that even excludes them from online school! The best thing they could do is just stay until summer and hide out.

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by Anonymousreply 5802/21/2021

[quote] Italians loved Mussolini despite his alliance with Hitler. Why? For the first time in Italian history he got the trains to run on time and that's all that mattered

That’s a myth.

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by Anonymousreply 5902/21/2021

Sophia Loren was on Desert Island Discs today.

So gracious.

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by Anonymousreply 6002/21/2021

#ToneDeafTed is taking it all in stride

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by Anonymousreply 6102/21/2021

@r59, Interesting story. It appears Mussolini did improve things for the fascist elites, but little for the working man. That story draws more parallels between Mussolini and Trump then I previously thought. Good read

by Anonymousreply 6202/21/2021

Way too late. Everybody knows you don't give a shit Ted.

by Anonymousreply 6302/21/2021

I read that the tuition for the private school is about $32,000 a year. I can’t imagine!

Their “friends” and classmates must really despise them, I bet.

by Anonymousreply 6402/21/2021

R53 I want George inside of me, preferably right after an angry rant like that.

by Anonymousreply 6502/21/2021

[quote]Is that a 3-way Pancho he's wearing?

Three-ways cost extra, señor. It's clearly stated in my Rentmen ad.

by Anonymousreply 6602/21/2021

Ted would get a lot more traction for this tour if it were styled more along the lines of the Blond Ambition Tour.

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by Anonymousreply 6702/21/2021

Astonishing to think these people believe one series of pics of this person handing out a single case of water to a unwisely maskless person will correct this.

These people are trolls, literally and figuratively.

AOC was able to raise 4 million in grassroot funding and donated her time putting meals together for Texans in need.

by Anonymousreply 6802/21/2021

But the haircut doesn't match ! It's not him !

by Anonymousreply 6902/21/2021

Those photos show 3 vehicles in an empty parking lot. It was Ted and two people who work for him. They can’t even make it look real.

by Anonymousreply 7002/21/2021

Al Franken tells a Ted Cruz joke.

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by Anonymousreply 7202/21/2021

This made me laugh

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by Anonymousreply 7302/21/2021

[quote] Harvard alumni?

It’s quite clear you are not.

by Anonymousreply 7402/21/2021

I love you R3 I'm having a shitty day and you made me laugh.

by Anonymousreply 7502/21/2021

^Oops, I meant R10. I had shit in my eyes I guess

by Anonymousreply 7602/21/2021

Well, it looks like Raffy's good will/apology tour ended this morning, because he just finished dragging Eric Holder's name through the mud while questioning Attorney General nominee Merrick Garland.

Please, Mr. Holder, kick Ted Cruz' ass. The nation thanks you in advance.

by Anonymousreply 7702/22/2021

We've all had days like that, R75/R76. Glad it made you laugh!

by Anonymousreply 7802/22/2021

[quote]The nation thanks you in advance.

So does Mexico.

by Anonymousreply 7902/22/2021

Is it still Superstorm Sandy conditions down there?

by Anonymousreply 8002/25/2021

Ted voted against Federal aid for Superstorm Sandy.

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