First stop - giving out water to Texans
Ted Cruz Goes On Apology Tour
|by Anonymous||reply 81||02/25/2021|
Having seen the size of his belly, he reminds me of how a pregnant actress in a TV show hides her pregnancy by carrying something.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||02/20/2021|
And he will get away will it. Americans are dumb.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||02/20/2021|
He looks slovenly.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||02/20/2021|
And stupid Texans will think he’s being sincere.🙄
|by Anonymous||reply 4||02/20/2021|
Fuck this fucking fuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||02/20/2021|
Will he be tossing out rolls of paper towels like his hero?
|by Anonymous||reply 6||02/20/2021|
Is he throwing rolls of Bounty paper towels at them? That's what his mentor Trump would do.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||02/20/2021|
He’s weak, insincere, unctuous, a liar, and a jerk.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||02/20/2021|
First he needs to go on a statewide tour of dog rescue shelters and clean out a few hundred cages.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||02/20/2021|
R3, We don't claim him. He's not one of us.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||02/20/2021|
Cruz made fun of Chris Christie for being on the beach in New Jersey. Christie will not forgive and will not forget.
These two rotund guys are pretty body-positive, both hanging out at beaches.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||02/20/2021|
People need to keep this going. He must never be able to move past it.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||02/20/2021|
So if you drove up in a vehicle with Biden stickers, would he still hand over the water? I could see him withholding it for someone more “deserving”.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||02/20/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 14||02/20/2021|
Well ... I kinda see the Donald's point about Heidi now. She looks like Helen Hunt in these pap shots.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||02/20/2021|
The wife of Cruz actually has a decent figure, esp. compared to Ted's.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||02/20/2021|
Another gift from Harvard.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||02/20/2021|
There sure a lot of snaps of her butt in the link at 14. She could do with a better fitting bathing suit.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||02/20/2021|
He's in Texas? Where's all the snow in that picture? Isn't that the reason for handing out water?
|by Anonymous||reply 19||02/20/2021|
Is that a 3-way Pancho he's wearing?
|by Anonymous||reply 20||02/20/2021|
He's up for re-election in four years?...People will forget. They'll probably forget as soon as everything gets back to normal.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||02/20/2021|
He should start handing out money...
|by Anonymous||reply 22||02/20/2021|
He is a right winger, but that doesn't mean he can't go on a little vacation.He was only going to be gone through the weekend. There is nothing wrong with that.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||02/20/2021|
It’s going to be 71F and sunny in Houston tomorrow, so I guess Ted is a little late for the snow and ice “here I am helping” photo ops.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||02/20/2021|
Ted Cruz is one of the ugliest man I ever had to contemplate. I can't imagine American people ever voting for him as Representative of their country.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||02/20/2021|
I've said before and I'm now sure that this guy gets off on public humiliation. He might not even realize it, but he seems to always go straight for the thing that will make him look the weakest so that he can get all simpy and apologetic. It started with Trump making him look like a little bitch boy and it's continuing after Trump. Everything this guy does is cringe worthy. Putin must love him
|by Anonymous||reply 26||02/20/2021|
Texas - what a shithole country
|by Anonymous||reply 27||02/20/2021|
He's a BOOGER-EATING BABOON!
|by Anonymous||reply 28||02/20/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 29||02/20/2021|
Where and what has Cornyn been and done?
|by Anonymous||reply 30||02/20/2021|
^^ Hiding. His last Tweet was to complain that the Biden administration wasn't going to do anything to help Texas just as Biden was releasing funds and sending FEMA to help. I have to say that for a state that prides itself on it's he-man image they sure elect the most sniveling cowards to office. Beto and AOC had to literally come in and take over.
When it comes to government Texas is all hat and no cattle
|by Anonymous||reply 31||02/20/2021|
How did the cameras 📸 ever catch him??
|by Anonymous||reply 32||02/20/2021|
the wifey planned this trip to celebrate the commissions she will earn. "I resign" is the only words that will have any meaning from these people.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||02/20/2021|
^^ I hope the people of Texas file the largest class action suit in history against their gas and power companies
|by Anonymous||reply 34||02/20/2021|
I can’t believe he’s stealing water right out of the back of that SUV!
|by Anonymous||reply 35||02/20/2021|
^^ I can, he even tried to steal gas from it by ripping the gas cover off
|by Anonymous||reply 36||02/20/2021|
[quote] And he will get away will it. Americans are dumb.
Maybe. I’ve read a lot articles over the last few days about how shitty responses to weather crises/natural disasters are one of the few things voters neither forget nor forgive. 2024’s a long way off, though. Wish he were up for reelection next year.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||02/21/2021|
^^ This is true, in 1979 Chicago had one of it's worst snowstorms, then Mayor Michael Bilandic didn't react quickly enough to clear the roads. He was crucified for it and lost re-election. People will forgive most anything in their politicians except being inconvenienced
Italians loved Mussolini despite his alliance with Hitler. Why? For the first time in Italian history he got the trains to run on time and that's all that mattered
|by Anonymous||reply 38||02/21/2021|
Aside from re-election, Cruz clearly had presidential aspirations, which dead on arrival at this point. Somewhere, while hanging upside from a rafter in a deserted house, Josh Hawley is laughing his ass off.
I agree with the poster about TX electing the most creeping, pathetic, whiny little bitches they can find. I can only attribute it to the complete absence of a balance of power in TX - the repigs are so dominant, they can literally trot out any sniveling moron and he/she will get elected if they're a repig & receive the blessing of the local power brokers. Any state has their share of incompetent elected officials, but TX appears to be leading the country in that area - possibly even worse than the dreaded FL.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||02/21/2021|
Apparently Twitter is not impressed with Ted's water stunt...
|by Anonymous||reply 40||02/21/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 41||02/21/2021|
[quote]Christie will not forgive and will not forget.
Well as the saying goes, an elephant never forgets.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||02/21/2021|
[quote] He looks slovenly.
R3 I completely misread this as 'He looks Slovenian' thinking you had mistaken him for another Republican.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||02/21/2021|
Cruz handing out water is like trump throwing rolls of paper towels at Puerto Ricans after a hurricane. It's a visual op and damage control for Cruz. AOC, a New York liberal, raised $4 million dollars for Texas in fund raising relief, and is volunteering at food banks down there. I'm sure she will still be seen as the "enemy" by many Texans. Their own senator couldn't care less...she stepped up and actually tried to help them.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||02/21/2021|
Optics are everything nowadays R44
The next thing we'll see is a picture of him at his desk calling Joe for more emergency funding for his great seditious state!
|by Anonymous||reply 45||02/21/2021|
has cruz said yet "have a good time" like trump did when tossing out the paper towels... you know HAVE A GOOD TIME when during a hurricane disaster and desperate for any supplies!...
|by Anonymous||reply 46||02/21/2021|
[quote]He’s weak, insincere, unctuous, a liar, and a jerk.
We love him! Six more years!
|by Anonymous||reply 47||02/21/2021|
Spmeone here said that Cruz thrives on humiliation...even if he doesn't realize it. He looks like an ugly troll, and I'm sure he was always bullied in some way. He has that nose picking, booger eating look that kids would pick on at school.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||02/21/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 49||02/21/2021|
^^ I'm "someone" and even after all the lies and escaping to Cancun Ted Cruz thinks that loading one case of water into a car makes it all better. Funny thing about that photo op there is no line, no stack of water to be handed out just Ted and some Latino looking lady staging a photo. Humiliation is Ted's middle name
|by Anonymous||reply 50||02/21/2021|
R26, R50...Yes, you said it first.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||02/21/2021|
"I agree with the poster about TX electing the most creeping, pathetic, whiny little bitches they can find. "
Yes. We NEVER would think of doing that here.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||02/21/2021|
George Hahn does another great rant AND he's on our team :)
|by Anonymous||reply 53||02/21/2021|
G Hahn....well, he’s got a point. Who are the stupid Americans that vote for these people? Over and over again.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||02/21/2021|
Very stupid people..and a lot of cheating by repubs. With all the money Jaime Harrison got for his campaign, pouring in, and Graham practically crying that no one was sending him money....how the hell did he get re-elected?? Cheating...and probably Russia helped.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||02/21/2021|
R53 It looks 👀 like he’s really getting caught in the act. Taking water out of the cars of poor families and loading up his own.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||02/21/2021|
Ted even made to SNL...
|by Anonymous||reply 57||02/21/2021|
I love that the girl’s private school was already up in arms about people traveling internationally and the need for them to quarantine for 7 to 10 days before returning and that even excludes them from online school! The best thing they could do is just stay until summer and hide out.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||02/21/2021|
[quote] Italians loved Mussolini despite his alliance with Hitler. Why? For the first time in Italian history he got the trains to run on time and that's all that mattered
That’s a myth.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||02/21/2021|
Sophia Loren was on Desert Island Discs today.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||02/21/2021|
#ToneDeafTed is taking it all in stride
|by Anonymous||reply 61||02/21/2021|
@r59, Interesting story. It appears Mussolini did improve things for the fascist elites, but little for the working man. That story draws more parallels between Mussolini and Trump then I previously thought. Good read
|by Anonymous||reply 62||02/21/2021|
Way too late. Everybody knows you don't give a shit Ted.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||02/21/2021|
I read that the tuition for the private school is about $32,000 a year. I can’t imagine!
Their “friends” and classmates must really despise them, I bet.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||02/21/2021|
R53 I want George inside of me, preferably right after an angry rant like that.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||02/21/2021|
[quote]Is that a 3-way Pancho he's wearing?
Three-ways cost extra, señor. It's clearly stated in my Rentmen ad.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||02/21/2021|
Ted would get a lot more traction for this tour if it were styled more along the lines of the Blond Ambition Tour.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||02/21/2021|
Astonishing to think these people believe one series of pics of this person handing out a single case of water to a unwisely maskless person will correct this.
These people are trolls, literally and figuratively.
AOC was able to raise 4 million in grassroot funding and donated her time putting meals together for Texans in need.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||02/21/2021|
But the haircut doesn't match ! It's not him !
|by Anonymous||reply 69||02/21/2021|
Those photos show 3 vehicles in an empty parking lot. It was Ted and two people who work for him. They can’t even make it look real.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||02/21/2021|
Al Franken tells a Ted Cruz joke.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||02/21/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 72||02/21/2021|
This made me laugh
|by Anonymous||reply 73||02/21/2021|
[quote] Harvard alumni?
It’s quite clear you are not.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||02/21/2021|
I love you R3 I'm having a shitty day and you made me laugh.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||02/21/2021|
^Oops, I meant R10. I had shit in my eyes I guess
|by Anonymous||reply 76||02/21/2021|
Well, it looks like Raffy's good will/apology tour ended this morning, because he just finished dragging Eric Holder's name through the mud while questioning Attorney General nominee Merrick Garland.
Please, Mr. Holder, kick Ted Cruz' ass. The nation thanks you in advance.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||02/22/2021|
We've all had days like that, R75/R76. Glad it made you laugh!
|by Anonymous||reply 78||02/22/2021|
[quote]The nation thanks you in advance.
So does Mexico.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||02/22/2021|
Is it still Superstorm Sandy conditions down there?
|by Anonymous||reply 80||02/25/2021|
Ted voted against Federal aid for Superstorm Sandy.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||02/25/2021|