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Ted Cruz Goes On Apology Tour

First stop - giving out water to Texans

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by Anonymousreply 81February 25, 2021 12:15 PM

Having seen the size of his belly, he reminds me of how a pregnant actress in a TV show hides her pregnancy by carrying something.

by Anonymousreply 1February 21, 2021 3:39 AM

And he will get away will it. Americans are dumb.

by Anonymousreply 2February 21, 2021 3:41 AM

He looks slovenly.

by Anonymousreply 3February 21, 2021 3:42 AM

And stupid Texans will think he’s being sincere.🙄

by Anonymousreply 4February 21, 2021 3:50 AM

Fuck this fucking fuck.

by Anonymousreply 5February 21, 2021 3:56 AM

Will he be tossing out rolls of paper towels like his hero?

by Anonymousreply 6February 21, 2021 3:58 AM

Is he throwing rolls of Bounty paper towels at them? That's what his mentor Trump would do.

by Anonymousreply 7February 21, 2021 3:59 AM

He’s weak, insincere, unctuous, a liar, and a jerk.

by Anonymousreply 8February 21, 2021 4:01 AM

First he needs to go on a statewide tour of dog rescue shelters and clean out a few hundred cages.

by Anonymousreply 9February 21, 2021 4:03 AM

R3, We don't claim him. He's not one of us.

by Anonymousreply 10February 21, 2021 4:06 AM

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by Anonymousreply 11February 21, 2021 4:15 AM

People need to keep this going. He must never be able to move past it.

by Anonymousreply 12February 21, 2021 4:17 AM

So if you drove up in a vehicle with Biden stickers, would he still hand over the water? I could see him withholding it for someone more “deserving”.

by Anonymousreply 13February 21, 2021 4:18 AM

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by Anonymousreply 14February 21, 2021 4:29 AM

Well ... I kinda see the Donald's point about Heidi now. She looks like Helen Hunt in these pap shots.

by Anonymousreply 15February 21, 2021 4:30 AM

The wife of Cruz actually has a decent figure, esp. compared to Ted's.

by Anonymousreply 16February 21, 2021 4:34 AM

Another gift from Harvard.

by Anonymousreply 17February 21, 2021 4:36 AM

There sure a lot of snaps of her butt in the link at 14. She could do with a better fitting bathing suit.

by Anonymousreply 18February 21, 2021 4:46 AM

He's in Texas? Where's all the snow in that picture? Isn't that the reason for handing out water?

by Anonymousreply 19February 21, 2021 4:46 AM

Is that a 3-way Pancho he's wearing?

by Anonymousreply 20February 21, 2021 4:54 AM

He's up for re-election in four years?...People will forget. They'll probably forget as soon as everything gets back to normal.

by Anonymousreply 21February 21, 2021 5:22 AM

He should start handing out money...

by Anonymousreply 22February 21, 2021 6:01 AM

He is a right winger, but that doesn't mean he can't go on a little vacation.He was only going to be gone through the weekend. There is nothing wrong with that.

by Anonymousreply 23February 21, 2021 6:03 AM

It’s going to be 71F and sunny in Houston tomorrow, so I guess Ted is a little late for the snow and ice “here I am helping” photo ops.

by Anonymousreply 24February 21, 2021 6:18 AM

Ted Cruz is one of the ugliest man I ever had to contemplate. I can't imagine American people ever voting for him as Representative of their country.

by Anonymousreply 25February 21, 2021 7:05 AM

I've said before and I'm now sure that this guy gets off on public humiliation. He might not even realize it, but he seems to always go straight for the thing that will make him look the weakest so that he can get all simpy and apologetic. It started with Trump making him look like a little bitch boy and it's continuing after Trump. Everything this guy does is cringe worthy. Putin must love him

by Anonymousreply 26February 21, 2021 7:16 AM

Texas - what a shithole country

by Anonymousreply 27February 21, 2021 7:18 AM

He's a BOOGER-EATING BABOON!

by Anonymousreply 28February 21, 2021 7:19 AM

Boogerpalooza

by Anonymousreply 29February 21, 2021 7:24 AM

Where and what has Cornyn been and done?

by Anonymousreply 30February 21, 2021 7:25 AM

^^ Hiding. His last Tweet was to complain that the Biden administration wasn't going to do anything to help Texas just as Biden was releasing funds and sending FEMA to help. I have to say that for a state that prides itself on it's he-man image they sure elect the most sniveling cowards to office. Beto and AOC had to literally come in and take over.

When it comes to government Texas is all hat and no cattle

by Anonymousreply 31February 21, 2021 7:34 AM

How did the cameras 📸 ever catch him??

by Anonymousreply 32February 21, 2021 7:38 AM

the wifey planned this trip to celebrate the commissions she will earn. "I resign" is the only words that will have any meaning from these people.

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by Anonymousreply 33February 21, 2021 7:47 AM

^^ I hope the people of Texas file the largest class action suit in history against their gas and power companies

by Anonymousreply 34February 21, 2021 7:51 AM

I can’t believe he’s stealing water right out of the back of that SUV!

by Anonymousreply 35February 21, 2021 8:28 AM

^^ I can, he even tried to steal gas from it by ripping the gas cover off

by Anonymousreply 36February 21, 2021 8:46 AM

[quote] And he will get away will it. Americans are dumb.

Maybe. I’ve read a lot articles over the last few days about how shitty responses to weather crises/natural disasters are one of the few things voters neither forget nor forgive. 2024’s a long way off, though. Wish he were up for reelection next year.

by Anonymousreply 37February 21, 2021 9:20 AM

^^ This is true, in 1979 Chicago had one of it's worst snowstorms, then Mayor Michael Bilandic didn't react quickly enough to clear the roads. He was crucified for it and lost re-election. People will forgive most anything in their politicians except being inconvenienced

Italians loved Mussolini despite his alliance with Hitler. Why? For the first time in Italian history he got the trains to run on time and that's all that mattered

by Anonymousreply 38February 21, 2021 9:30 AM

Aside from re-election, Cruz clearly had presidential aspirations, which dead on arrival at this point. Somewhere, while hanging upside from a rafter in a deserted house, Josh Hawley is laughing his ass off.

I agree with the poster about TX electing the most creeping, pathetic, whiny little bitches they can find. I can only attribute it to the complete absence of a balance of power in TX - the repigs are so dominant, they can literally trot out any sniveling moron and he/she will get elected if they're a repig & receive the blessing of the local power brokers. Any state has their share of incompetent elected officials, but TX appears to be leading the country in that area - possibly even worse than the dreaded FL.

by Anonymousreply 39February 21, 2021 9:48 AM

Apparently Twitter is not impressed with Ted's water stunt...

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by Anonymousreply 40February 21, 2021 9:51 AM

Harvard alumni?

So dumb.

Borderline retarded.

by Anonymousreply 41February 21, 2021 10:13 AM

[quote]Christie will not forgive and will not forget.

Well as the saying goes, an elephant never forgets.

by Anonymousreply 42February 21, 2021 10:18 AM

[quote] He looks slovenly.

R3 I completely misread this as 'He looks Slovenian' thinking you had mistaken him for another Republican.

by Anonymousreply 43February 21, 2021 10:31 AM

Cruz handing out water is like trump throwing rolls of paper towels at Puerto Ricans after a hurricane. It's a visual op and damage control for Cruz. AOC, a New York liberal, raised $4 million dollars for Texas in fund raising relief, and is volunteering at food banks down there. I'm sure she will still be seen as the "enemy" by many Texans. Their own senator couldn't care less...she stepped up and actually tried to help them.

by Anonymousreply 44February 21, 2021 10:31 AM

Optics are everything nowadays R44

The next thing we'll see is a picture of him at his desk calling Joe for more emergency funding for his great seditious state!

by Anonymousreply 45February 21, 2021 10:35 AM

has cruz said yet "have a good time" like trump did when tossing out the paper towels... you know HAVE A GOOD TIME when during a hurricane disaster and desperate for any supplies!...

by Anonymousreply 46February 21, 2021 10:39 AM

[quote]He’s weak, insincere, unctuous, a liar, and a jerk.

We love him! Six more years!

by Anonymousreply 47February 21, 2021 10:41 AM

Spmeone here said that Cruz thrives on humiliation...even if he doesn't realize it. He looks like an ugly troll, and I'm sure he was always bullied in some way. He has that nose picking, booger eating look that kids would pick on at school.

by Anonymousreply 48February 21, 2021 10:46 AM

*someone^^

by Anonymousreply 49February 21, 2021 10:46 AM

^^ I'm "someone" and even after all the lies and escaping to Cancun Ted Cruz thinks that loading one case of water into a car makes it all better. Funny thing about that photo op there is no line, no stack of water to be handed out just Ted and some Latino looking lady staging a photo. Humiliation is Ted's middle name

by Anonymousreply 50February 21, 2021 11:04 AM

R26, R50...Yes, you said it first.

by Anonymousreply 51February 21, 2021 11:14 AM

"I agree with the poster about TX electing the most creeping, pathetic, whiny little bitches they can find. "

Yes. We NEVER would think of doing that here.

by Anonymousreply 52February 21, 2021 11:14 AM

George Hahn does another great rant AND he's on our team :)

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by Anonymousreply 53February 21, 2021 11:27 AM

G Hahn....well, he’s got a point. Who are the stupid Americans that vote for these people? Over and over again.

by Anonymousreply 54February 21, 2021 11:34 AM

Very stupid people..and a lot of cheating by repubs. With all the money Jaime Harrison got for his campaign, pouring in, and Graham practically crying that no one was sending him money....how the hell did he get re-elected?? Cheating...and probably Russia helped.

by Anonymousreply 55February 21, 2021 11:42 AM

R53 It looks 👀 like he’s really getting caught in the act. Taking water out of the cars of poor families and loading up his own.

by Anonymousreply 56February 21, 2021 11:54 AM

Ted even made to SNL...

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by Anonymousreply 57February 21, 2021 12:10 PM

I love that the girl’s private school was already up in arms about people traveling internationally and the need for them to quarantine for 7 to 10 days before returning and that even excludes them from online school! The best thing they could do is just stay until summer and hide out.

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by Anonymousreply 58February 21, 2021 12:15 PM

[quote] Italians loved Mussolini despite his alliance with Hitler. Why? For the first time in Italian history he got the trains to run on time and that's all that mattered

That’s a myth.

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by Anonymousreply 59February 21, 2021 12:37 PM

Sophia Loren was on Desert Island Discs today.

So gracious.

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by Anonymousreply 60February 21, 2021 12:50 PM

#ToneDeafTed is taking it all in stride

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by Anonymousreply 61February 21, 2021 12:51 PM

@r59, Interesting story. It appears Mussolini did improve things for the fascist elites, but little for the working man. That story draws more parallels between Mussolini and Trump then I previously thought. Good read

by Anonymousreply 62February 21, 2021 12:53 PM

Way too late. Everybody knows you don't give a shit Ted.

by Anonymousreply 63February 21, 2021 1:31 PM

I read that the tuition for the private school is about $32,000 a year. I can’t imagine!

Their “friends” and classmates must really despise them, I bet.

by Anonymousreply 64February 21, 2021 2:06 PM

R53 I want George inside of me, preferably right after an angry rant like that.

by Anonymousreply 65February 21, 2021 2:17 PM

[quote]Is that a 3-way Pancho he's wearing?

Three-ways cost extra, señor. It's clearly stated in my Rentmen ad.

by Anonymousreply 66February 21, 2021 2:21 PM

Ted would get a lot more traction for this tour if it were styled more along the lines of the Blond Ambition Tour.

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by Anonymousreply 67February 21, 2021 2:23 PM

Astonishing to think these people believe one series of pics of this person handing out a single case of water to a unwisely maskless person will correct this.

These people are trolls, literally and figuratively.

AOC was able to raise 4 million in grassroot funding and donated her time putting meals together for Texans in need.

by Anonymousreply 68February 21, 2021 2:44 PM

But the haircut doesn't match ! It's not him !

by Anonymousreply 69February 21, 2021 2:47 PM

Those photos show 3 vehicles in an empty parking lot. It was Ted and two people who work for him. They can’t even make it look real.

by Anonymousreply 70February 21, 2021 7:41 PM

Al Franken tells a Ted Cruz joke.

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by Anonymousreply 71February 21, 2021 9:02 PM

LOL!

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by Anonymousreply 72February 21, 2021 9:33 PM

This made me laugh

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by Anonymousreply 73February 21, 2021 10:27 PM

[quote] Harvard alumni?

It’s quite clear you are not.

by Anonymousreply 74February 21, 2021 10:33 PM

I love you R3 I'm having a shitty day and you made me laugh.

by Anonymousreply 75February 21, 2021 10:35 PM

^Oops, I meant R10. I had shit in my eyes I guess

by Anonymousreply 76February 21, 2021 10:37 PM

Well, it looks like Raffy's good will/apology tour ended this morning, because he just finished dragging Eric Holder's name through the mud while questioning Attorney General nominee Merrick Garland.

Please, Mr. Holder, kick Ted Cruz' ass. The nation thanks you in advance.

by Anonymousreply 77February 22, 2021 4:10 PM

We've all had days like that, R75/R76. Glad it made you laugh!

by Anonymousreply 78February 22, 2021 6:21 PM

[quote]The nation thanks you in advance.

So does Mexico.

by Anonymousreply 79February 22, 2021 7:54 PM

Is it still Superstorm Sandy conditions down there?

by Anonymousreply 80February 25, 2021 11:24 AM

Ted voted against Federal aid for Superstorm Sandy.

by Anonymousreply 81February 25, 2021 12:15 PM
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