JoJo Gaines

I don’t want to know who anyone named Chip & JoJo are.

she's snotty and he's a loon... and both are fundies... poor kids are doomed, and they are so cute too...

She was Dan Rather's assistant for a while.

She seems like a judgmental cunt and he looks like he never bathes.

Does she rim Chip's ass?

OH GOODIE! more shiplap, more weird ugly flower/plant holders, more fake books on the shelves and more vintage objects as "art"...

R4... you're right he DOES look like he never takes a bath or a shower.. also strange for how much physical work he does on the show, he's got a flabby body..

Chip has gotten pretty fat and flabby.

It came out that the only work Chip does it's what's briefly filmed for the show. The majority is done by people they hire.

So in regards to this article which is from 2019, it seems like they didn't end up with their own network, but instead are a big part of the Discovery+ package, so they'll probably have a ton of online content. I'm glad that Discovery decided NOT to get rid of the DIY Network (mentioned in the article). DIY Network has a decent amount of demo/reno shows, and they're good.

She seems like a sourpuss

She sho is ugly.

My sister in law gave me the Magnolia cookbook for Christmas, I told her to keep it. Why the fuck would I want to have that?

I would gladly massage Chip's sore muscles after a hard day of work.

You would be a bitch too if you had to endure that stinky monster crawling all over her to knock out the crotch fruit. Think questionable taint hygiene.

That esthetic of hers wearied very quickly

She’s got an interesting look, maybe a little Koreasian. The whole fundie thing is baffling. Who really believes in that crazy shit?

Mom is Korean dad Euro American, I thought she was Mexican when they first appeared on the scene.

[quote]My sister in law gave me the Magnolia cookbook for Christmas, I told her to keep it. Why the fuck would I want to have that?

LMAO!

[quote] Korean

Her maiden name is Oom-Go Joyo-Jeh.

I'm not a fan of their aesthetic.

[quote] their aesthetic

It's the same very week.

Clunky barn doors. Clunky think shelves.

Those slogans displayed on walls are inane

"It's the same very week. Clunky barn doors. Clunky think shelves. Those slogans displayed on walls are inane."

True, and has anyone noticed that there are some supermarket chains that were designed in 90's has the same exact style inside as her shit?

[quote]It came out that the only work Chip does it's what's briefly filmed for the show. The majority is done by people they hire.

Trading Spaces did the same thing.

Does Target still have a small section of their store dedicated to their shit? When I used to go to Target (it’s been over a year), nobody was ever checking out anything in that section.

LIVE!!!

LAUGH!!!!

LOVE!!!!

CUNT!!!!!!!

Chip takes dicks up the butt.

She has weird dimples under her eyes high on her cheeks

I don't watch the show, they irritate me. Especially Chip and his stupid antics.

Their moment is passing quickly. The modern farmhouse thing is already dated, and in a couple more years even midwestern fraus won't want it. They should have kept the gig on HGTV, as it might have kept them relevant a while longer.

[quote] She sho is ugly.

Well, I say she's domineering and repetitive.

I just wish PJ and THOMAS were picked up±

Chip needs a haircut and a diet. And her personality seems forced and she needs a new way of styling and designing.

Koreans can be very fundie minded and extremist in their thinking. Remember the Rapture kerfuffle a few years back when many sold their belongings in Korea and flew to the US to that corn field in the midwest to wait for jesus?

Geometric patterns.

I missed that R32, that sounds so hilariously stupid!

There BFF couples with on of Donna Summer's daughters, she's a country singer

The Midwestern fraus don't realize she's from NYC. She went to a fancy design school there even though she plays a simpleton Korean Frau wife with country flair Texas style. That's why her designs are all the same she doesn't really believe she belongs there, she sees the whole state as a single themed design project, playing a roll and giving the Fraus what they want to see.

She's a Jesus freak and Fundy totally hates the gays. When they were called out for being the only home reveal show that never had a gay couple on it, they doubled down on it saying their viewer didn't want to see that but they personally didn't have a problem with homosexuals. But talk is cheap, they announced shortly there after the show was over anyway and they were working on starting their own channel. End of discussion.

Why do these types of shows always have these shrill ugly cunts getting in the way of the hunky men who do the actual work?

R30...would be great if PJ and Thomas got picked up...but...they foster 3 kiddos and...I think PJ would be a handful..

R39 I get the feeling that PJ and Thomas have been rejected once so they won't try again.

And that fostering of 3 kiddos is incomprehensible to me but Thomas seems to want it.

And I agree that PJ is/was beautiful but he does seem to be getting increasingly nutty with his trichotillomania and those Jim-Carrey-like spasmic tics.

Does he cheat on her?

Gay haters. Fuck them. Seriously. They're dangerous.

[quote] Gay haters…

Well 60% of the gays on DL seem to to hate this Texas couple, R42

I bet she makes horrible sex faces.

She abuses her husband.

Neither one looks clean.

I bet she wipes back to front

How do we know they're fundies? They seem like an odd couple. She's NYC, he's hillbilly-adjacent.

I think she has definitely fucked Clint.

Wow what hate thread..

See ya!

Joanna is not from NYC. She is fro KS and TX, and she and Chip both went to Baylor U.

The launch of their cable network was delayed due to COVID but it's still supposed to launch this year.

Kimchi-breath cunt

What do you mean by "kind of a bitch? She's a grade a holier than thou primadonna bitch.

She smells of chicken feed/shit.

the fancy castle in waco they bought and moved into was built long ago by a notorious queen named Cooper...

they go to a right wing church against gays and fund it.

Do you think they really still live in Waco now that theyre filthy rich? Or do they just pretend to but have a house in Aspen or something where they mainly stay?

Their best episode is when they fixed up the charred remains of the Branch Davidian compound. That was a real fixer-upper!

OMG they are a joke in waco.....

Spill

I watched an episode of Magnolia Table.

It was about making biscuits.

She kept touching her hair.

I stopped watching.

R40...totally agree.

"Well 60% of the gays on DL seem to to hate this Texas couple, [R42]"

Because we're supposed to suck it up when some straight bigots hate us?

Because straights can hate, but there's a separate rule for gays?

Since we're not human, we're not allowed human emotions, is that it?

Look, asshole, you want to play the holier than thou card?

No wonder you're defending these homophobic shits.

[quote] touching her hair.

Nigella Lawson dangles her hair down into the mixing bowls.

She looks older than him. Is she lying about her age?

My frau sister in law and a gaggle of her friends made a pilgrimage to Waco and the Gaines' "Silos" store, or whatever the fuck it is. They posted tons of pics eating cupcakes, shopping for overpriced shit made in China, and overall worship of Joanna.

Fucking disgusting.

[quote] for overpriced shit made in China

This woman is Korean.

[quote] Fucking disgusting.

Disgraceful, Unpatriotic and Sinful!

This pushy, husband-abusing woman may be obnoxious.

But they're not half as obnoxious as this pushy, husband-abusing woman—

[quote] It came out that the only work Chip does it's what's briefly filmed for the show. The majority is done by people they hire.

Not a fan of either of them, but to be honest, this is most if not ALL HGTV shows. There's no way Mary Prisspot Scott sisters do much other than swing a sledgehammer for the camera.

Chip Gaines always has been obnoxious. But now he has long, greasy hair that makes him look like he lives in a box on the sidewalk.

Jo actually looks not so great - not sure if she got fat while they were off camera or what, but she was a pleasant looking enough woman before, now looks not so great.

Hate ages you, R71