A Fish Called Wandavision

OP is a super-cunt and should die in a grease fire.

Peggy Sue Got Married To The Mob

Peggy Sue faints at her high school reunion, awakening to find not only that her mafioso husband Frank is dead, but that Frank’s mob boss is trying to convince her to go to Utah together with another woman for a polygamous relationship where the two women support him while he writes about his life in the underworld.

The Lords of Salem's Lot

With a vampire in their midst and now witches, too, the residents don't stand a chance.

When Twilight Meets Harry and Sally.

A male, neurotic vampire meets a cynical women at a diner by chance and they decide to meet every ten years until he thinks they are both ready for her to get bit by him.

Eat Pray Love & Other Drugs

After a painful divorce, a woman takes off on a round-the-world journey to "find herself". What she finds is Parkinson’s Disease.

Some Like It Hot Shots! Part Deux

Topper Harley leads a rescue team disguised as women into Iraq to save Iraqi war prisoners, while Joe pretends to be a millionaire to win the band's sexy singer, Sugar.

Halloween With the Kranks

Laurie Strode tries to escape her past. She moves to a small town and changes her name, gets married, and changes her name to Nora. She is too traumatized by what happened in 1978 ever to celebrate Halloween again but the townspeople where they live adore it and are Halloween obsessed. They constantly bother and harass the family hoping they'll finally agree to celebrate. Can Nora Krank let the past go and learn to love the holiday again? Or at least have some semblance of a positive association with it?

All about the three faces of the lady Eve of destruction.

After failing to snag a wealthy husband on a cruise ship, Eve tries to become a Broadway star by undermining a legendary actress, and is revealed to have three personalities. One of those personalities is a terrorist who tries to blow up a skyscraper.