Ima try it for my chattertoowie board for my dinner party this weekend. I’m sure it’ll be a big hit.
Have you tried this salami hack? It’s fire🔥
by Anonymous | reply 22 | February 20, 2021 4:22 AM |
People who say "hack" deserve to choke on their cheap salami and pasteurized cheese.
So choke, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 19, 2021 9:13 PM |
That looks like something you’d see on HungerFF’s OnlyFans subscription feed.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 19, 2021 9:15 PM |
Simply separating slices & placing them on a platter would have been enough. If I ever see this at a gathering, I won't eat it, because of the excessive handling it takes to make it happen in the first place.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 19, 2021 9:18 PM |
Charcuterie boards are one of those things that have become declassee as a direct result of mass adoption by suburban fraus. As a side note, these bitches cannot stop trying making everything look like flowers. Napkins, towels, toilet, paper, pie, and now salami. The Pinterest hoes are obsessed.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 19, 2021 9:20 PM |
It's easy, though, R4, to tell the good charcuterie boards from the suburban frau ones, whose objects all look like they come from a supermarket.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 19, 2021 9:23 PM |
The minute you start to see "curated candy boards" you know that charcuterie boards have jumped the suburban shark.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 19, 2021 9:53 PM |
NO no and no....too many hands have touched that meat!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 19, 2021 10:33 PM |
How to make a salami look like a twat. I just threw up a bit.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 19, 2021 11:15 PM |
blown out asshole
by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 19, 2021 11:25 PM |
[quote]one of those things that have become declassee
As déclassé as misspelling?
[quote]As a side note, these bitches cannot stop trying making everything look like flowers. Napkins, towels, toilet, paper, pie, and now salami.
I’d be interested in seeing a toilet look like a flower though.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 19, 2021 11:33 PM |
Fuck this TikTok shit!!!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 19, 2021 11:59 PM |
Ok, I want all this shit picked up now. And throw away that glass, too, all slimy and garlicky.
When you’re older, I will explain how they make salami.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 20, 2021 12:12 AM |
[quote]I won't eat it, because of the excessive handling it takes to make it happen in the first place.
If they washed their hands several times, no worries.
BUT NO MASKS!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 20, 2021 12:16 AM |
OP, only morons use the phrase "it's fire," dear.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 20, 2021 12:37 AM |
At the beginning it was starting to look like a LadyHam. Or a LadySalami, I guess.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 20, 2021 12:51 AM |
Hi gays! You can also wrap a slice around your cock head if you're missing your foreskin.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 20, 2021 1:17 AM |
If I had been robbed of my foreskin, I would opt for a nice hot sopressata. You evah use that as a substitute foreskin, Gabriel? Huh?! It BURRRRNS!
by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 20, 2021 2:18 AM |
Is this a covid spread?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 20, 2021 2:58 AM |
What R7 said. Who in the hell would want to eat it after she touched it like that?
And I want to viciously slap the OP for stating "It's fire."
by Anonymous | reply 20 | February 20, 2021 3:01 AM |
All I can think is how unsanitary this is. That frau had those fake acrylic nails that breed bacteria. How can someone wipe their ass without getting shit under those things?
by Anonymous | reply 21 | February 20, 2021 4:14 AM |
Relax, she washed her hands and put Purell on.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | February 20, 2021 4:22 AM |