Would you fuck Doug from the Liberty Mutual commercials?

This should've been a poll.

His coloring is really weird.

Doo he give massage?

The actor's name is David Hoffman.

No. Just no. Nope. I said NO! 🚫

Yep, he's hot.

I like the guy who dressed up like a cellphone

R7 Me, too. He's a cut nerd.

R8 ^ Sorry. "Cute" nerd. He may be cut. I don't know.

I just want the bad-actor actor back.

His legs look great in the volleyball commercials

R$ - I think he looks better in the commercial.

ONLY if the mustache were real.

Then, HELL YES.

For $80 the emu could watch!

I was about to start a thread. I'm glad there are other admirers. He has the most beautiful legs. 😍

Brand Spanking New Doug

Absolutely. Especially wearing the daisy dukes at beach volleyball.

David Hoffman shirtless and mildly homoerotic

I'd rather have the emu

i hate all insurance commercials, constantly deflecting thru idiocy from their true products which are a giant ripoff, but necessary

[quote] thru idiocy

I'll take thick-thighed Doug & LiMu Emu over those retarded Flo/Progressive commercials any day.

I have no idea why those shitty 70's pornstaches hit all my horny buttons, but they do.

R20 The insurance industry is built on fear.

R24 fear pays my bills!

On one of those commercials you can see that he has a nice big ass.

How lucky can this guy be? Yes, the commercials are irritating but the character he plays is known by everyone. He works constantly and must make a shit-load of money. Without landing this gig he'd probably be just another hardly working actor.

Definitely. He's cute and cheesy.

My insurance agent tells me the emu is all CG. And, yeah, David has great legs.

He was my improv teacher at the Groundlings a couple years ago. Really sexy and funny, but kinda strange and dead behind the eyes at the same time. The type to look through you when talking to him. But very funny and quick. No bulge to speak of but very nice ass. And tan furry legs. That’s all I got :)

Friend of mine had one of those continuing national commercial gigs for years. She never has to work again, although she wants to. She keeps getting decent pilots but none of them has been picked up.

Yes. He has a nice ass.

Meh. The emu is more my type.

Yes. Nice legs and ass.

He is S-O-O-O cute! I'd marry him. And he's One Degree from David "Are you going to cum?" Boreanaz.

Depends, is The Emu gonna watch?

R34 Man, those thighs.

This one with "Tex" is better!

I have a huge crush on him.

Yup but I’m horny

I'm partial to Dustin Ingram. And I love the dog.

For the foot fetishists. This was from a Doritos commercial he did before getting the Liberty gig.

I’m saving my flower for Jake from State Farm.

[quote]For $80 the emu could watch!

For another $100, he can join in.

I like that actor from oz who is in the insurance commercial. He can take me anyday

I think Aaron Rodgers has dibs on him, r42. They have definitely fucked (in my mind).

Doug is sexy with a big chest.

I'm sorry, but I don't find his face sexually enticing.

This was the Liberty Mutual guy I was mega hot for. That manspreading mofo got my gonads in an uproar every time I saw him. I think his exposed basket was so provocative people must have complained because they eventually started putting a text bar across the screen in his commercials that completely covered his manly bulge.

I take it back. He looks delicious at R18. Doesn't even look like the same guy at R4.

I never thought much of him during those commercials,but seeing him in other photos hes really quite cute !

I always found that Doug from the commercial sort of hot, in a trashy sort of way but in real life that David Hoffman, hard pass.

Now the Liberty Mutual mechanical bull rider Steve Talley I would definitely do.

Doug is ok, but as this thread demonstrates there are a lot of better insurance hype man options! That would include Mayhem from Allstate (AKA Detective Brian Cassidy from SVU)