Momma likey!!! A lot!!!

I believe that he is a murderer, momma.

A murderer of Momma’s mussy!

You type retarded and desperate for attention, OP.

Right, you've also "been arrested 4 times," right op?

Edwina you fat stupid whore.

One of my fav momma’s wisdoms was when she said her “mussy was twitching like a rat’s nose.” Ah, good times.

Statistically, murderers are the category of criminal with the lowest rates of recidivism.

My favorite was "like a salted slug."

Don't write prisoners OP. Trust me on this

^^"but wiser gay

[quote]so if you want to get back and shoot the breeze, stop by (smile). I’m not going anywhere.

Yep, a murderer.

His earliest release date is 2051.

He’s a keeper ladies!

Momma wants to keep him alright, IN HER PANTIES!!!

I just love it when people in prison tell us how honest they are.

[quote] I’m an honest man

Yeah, I'd stick with email and phone calls and letters to a PO box.

Ugh, he should kill you, OP.

This young gentleman is bi, and looks like he could use emotional support.

[quote]His earliest release date in 2051.

I’d better stock up on Forever stamps.

R17 I have always wanted a Beamer

(R17) ---- Yummy....

This thread should be about Beamer! He’s actually hot.

[quote]One of my fav momma’s wisdoms was when she said her “mussy was twitching like a rat’s nose.” Ah, good times.

My favorite is when her "mussy was snapping like an angry turtle."

I'm in a vile mood. My pipes are frozen and haven't had the hissing of running water in four days inside my home. This thread is the only thing I've found humor in today.

thanks OP

This one is hotter, and gay.

R23 if you can wait 5-6 months, Beamer can probably unfreeze & clean out your pipes out for you.

R24 “I have numerous tattoos that cover my body but they aren't trashy.”

Incarcerated for: Possession of Methamphetamine, Possession of Firearm by Felon, Assault, Theft, Wanton Endangerment

Randy certainly looks hot and is my kinda guy too, but incarcerated since 1991? Honey, he has done some crazy murder-y kind of shit!

I do have to say that Porterville is the white trash capital of California. Lots of seriously unbalanced and sexy dudes from that area.

Sorry, boys, but Randy Beamer is from and incarcerated in my state, he has the combination of dark hair & blue eyes that I like, we're only 4 years apart in age AND his profile was started & ends on my birthday. It's fate, fuckers! Leave my man alone!

[quote]I have numerous tattoos that cover my body but they aren't trashy.

James at R24 is a gentleman of quality!

[quote]My favorite is when her "mussy was snapping like an angry turtle."

The classic will always be "Momma's mussy is moister than a snack cake!"

[Quote] I am one that loves attention but I can also enjoy hiding out in a cabin or just the house from time to time.

R17 - Here are some of Randy Beamer’s family’s old home movies:

Tomorrow/today is Randy Beamer’s 32nd birthday! You know what to do, ladies!!

Marvin is a 39-year-old, green-eyed, Cancer who happens to be a professional massage therapist.

He says, “I love working with my hands. I work out three days a week and run on the others. I have a strong, athletic build, and staying in shape is a priority.

With my parole date coming up in less than two years, I would love to find that special someone to be my possible partner.”

I'm not opposed to an ex-con taking out his aggression by massaging my pressure points.

Oh R33, honey. With that puka shell necklace?

Where is your self-respect?

Well, nobody’s perfect R1

R33 = I went to Massage Therapy School.....This guy says he is a 'Professional Massage Therapist"---that is alot different than a LICENSED and SCHOOL TRAINED Massage Therapist...However some states do not require a license of any kind...And you can forget getting a license with prison time on your record...

How come these profiles don't include sizemeat verificatia?

How can we write just to the corporate criminals in the Club Fed type penitentiaries?

I mean, maybe a fallen hedge fund manager would be okay.

Oh, I was clicking through for someone who would meet my cage meat massage fantasy, and eventually found my way to the women's prison. One of the first on the list was the one and only Susan Smith.

Not what I was looking for, but here it is.

That info is provided on the paid membership OnlyCons website, R38.

I don’t trust anyone who’s had their driver’s license revoked, R40

[quote]My top three attributes include, but are not limited to, honesty, loyalty, and great communication skills.

Marvin is an honest thief!

Randy Beamer, let’s roll !!!

He looks like a short troll.

R44 Did you not see my post at R28?! Back the fuck up, koont! That man is mine!

R28 and Beamer, sitting in a car, B-L-O-W-I-N-G.

You guys are going to have the cutest story to tell at the wedding! And he'll have an inspiring story to share with at risk youths.

This could make a great Hallmark movie.

Aw, Marvin could use someone to help him achieve post release success.

Forget him R46, as a relationship with Randy would only end in tears.

Randy cannot be tamed unless YOU are a Superman

R31 “We’re the BEAMERS! You’ll never get us!!”

R47: Yaaaassss, bitch!! ::snaps:: I won't just be b-l-o-w-i-n-g that good Beamer dick; I'll be riding that shit 'til the wheels fall off, sis! Only one problem, though: What are we going to do about the fact that he is bisexual, fam? I'm a gay man.

Hey Girls....I'm out in two years....And I like poetry---but in a "straight" way.

Don’t get ahead of yourself R51.

When Randy has had sufficient he’ll take you on a trip to his favorite spot, the Everglades, and only one of you will return.

I don’t know about Alexander, R52

He ends his poem with “(to be continued)” which makes me suspect that he doesn’t follow through.

R49 The only thing that article tells me is that Randy Beamer has nimble hands. All the better! Stop trying to suppress & diminish our love, god damn it!!! You too, R53! We are *destined* to be together. Did you see his arms in that picture?! Just imagine what the rest of him looks like! Whew, my mussy is getting wetter than an otter's pocket! Wetter than a nun doing squats in a cucumber patch!

Well, that is, unless he has tinymeat, then my ass is gone quicker than a Twinkie at a Weight Watchers meeting. Out the door in one-half less than no time. Any faster and I'd catch up to yesterday.

R52 - I remember seeing Alex Rosa in this riveting documentary:

This guy looks like an over the hill hustler to me......Bisexual Christopher-----Quote----->>"When I make a decision, I go for it whole heartedly."..........Unfortunately his decision to NOT register as a sex offender was unappreciated by some mean judge.....LoL

Christopher is dreamy! He said he's looking for a prayer partner. I could be that!

Bi Jacob.....He could have been Low Rent OnlyFans Material..You know he would have been fucking Guys AND Girls on his page...Keep an eye on him in 12 years when he gets out.

Gay Taylor....18 Y.O....Likes to show skin....in jail for MURDER but gets out in 2 years!!??....I want HIS lawyer.. When he gets big on OnlyFans we can say we discovered him. ...

You don't wanna beat me [bold]or[/bold] screw me? What kind of marriage is this? Bring a book.

Taylor looks like a hot version of Josh Thomas from “Please Like Me”.

For some reason, Alex Rosa’s “earliest release date” is later than his “latest release date.”

Uh Oh.....New DL BadBoy Fave Randy Beamer story....Turns out he might like to stab people.........By the way---he has been incarcerated since 2017 and his picture does not remotely look like a 31 year old....Wait until he finds out CraigsList isn't a hookup thing anymore....LoL

[quote]moister than a snack cake

But, R8, that phrase was derivative from Jerri Blank. "Writhing like a salted slug" is all Momma.

I find the very existence of these sites so strange. I mean I get it, some want to know where their guy is at all times. But it’s one big “this will end in tears” situation. Some of them are hot though.

Taylor’s birthday is 7/23; he’s a Leo, not a Cancer.

"Add me on JPAY."

You can't make this shit up.

Taylors Booking Photo.....

Yikes! The OP's guy looks scary. And dear God that outfit he's wearing makes him look retarded.

A lot prisoners have cell phone smuggled in, some use the phone to take jerk off videos then sell them online. A few of them even have pornhub accounts with subscriptions and donation.

I have my eyes set on this Latino twink, arrested two weeks ago in Texas. I'd let him plow his delinquent pinga through my mussy like it's harvest season!

R24 gets straight to the point, asking people to add him on a site to send him money. I also noted that he is a widower. 10/10 he or she died of a drug overdose.

TIWTHU

Like horseplay hmmm...

In this respect, they may be right R74

So many of the gay inmates are from Kentucky. Why?

Gross. You have zero dignity, OP.

Proud of you! 😘

R67, he’s in prison for aggravated battery, murder. I wouldn’t correct him on the astrological sign.

I’m going to venture to say that majority of these prisoners would have participated on the attack on the Capitol had they not been incarcerated.

Where’s Rusty on these pages?

I know most of you are joking about writing these prisoners but some of you might want to read this thread.

I need a new inmate pen pal now that Phil Spector has passed.

Is Randy Beamer allowed conjugal visits?

Randy enjoys Netflix.

Do we think he watched "The Prom"?

Do any of the prisoners’ profiles ever say, “Hello there gentlemen..”?

The Write a Prisoner logo looks like AOLs old logo

These connections will end in tears. Stay away from these guys. They have friends on the outside that you may not want knocking at your door.

Jon likes to amuse his mess hall mates by eating bananas peeled only on one side with a spoon.

He is hoping to use the entrepreneurial skills he developed as a drug trafficker to lead a life on the straight and narrow upon release.

To sweeten the pot, he enjoys listening to NPR, and he is a voracious reader!

If no one upthread appeals to you, there’s always Meet-An-Inmate!

And, Convict Pen Pals!

Rolf is flying high on life, even while in prison.

He’s a former flight attendant who loves music, and he is an aspiring writer.

#FreeRolf

Can someone explain why under “Convicted Of”, Rolf has written Lutheran?

I’m glad Momma is back, but I hope she can find better Cagemeat than this.

My favorite part of his bio: "I’m an honest man, and don’t like games."

I guess that's how he wound up in prison.

He's like the Disney prince of my dreams!

[quote]He's like the Disney prince of my dreams!

He's in prison for aggravated murder. Is it because he killed Maleficent?

R97 This part of his story sure doesn't sound very Disney-like:

[quote] The 8-year-old daughter of Robert Tester awoke in 2016 to see a masked man plunge a sword into her father. The killer then turned toward the girl with a message: “Stay here, I’m going to kill your daddy,” according to court testimony. [...] The evidence included gruesome photos of the scene in the house in south Spokane County where Tester had suffered more than 66 wounds. He died from a blow with a splitting maul to the back of his head. One detective later said the crime scene was one of the worst bloodlettings he had ever seen. The trial included testimony from Tester’s daughter, who was sleeping in the same bed as her father on the night of the attack. “She will live with the menace of this,” Deputy Spokane County Prosecutor Kelly Fitzgerald said of the now 11-year-old girl. “She awoke to her daddy being stabbed with his hands up. Her daddy was begging for help and was asking to be taken to the hospital.” The killer followed Tester out of his bedroom as he crawled on his hands and knees, Fitzgerald said. “This was not a fight that was mutual,” she said. “This was an execution.”

Close! R98

[quote]Jon likes to amuse his mess hall mates by eating bananas peeled only on one side with a spoon.

Does he eat a Snickers with a knife and fork?

Momma's mussy is hissing like a trapped cat!

Why straight, OP? No gay inmates to lust over?

Damn, John Radavich killed the nephew of U.S. Senator Jon Tester of Montana. He physically looks like he'd be a Republican, but he is, in fact, a Democrat. That makes the murder of his nephew all the more sad (I'm kidding).

Incarcerated For: Bein' slutty

Flight attendant Rolf at R93, who was convicted of being a Lutheran is gay R104

R107 dang. I bet he gets more and higher quality dick than 95% of DLers.

Jeez, what a website (as was said, with logo AOL-like to subliminally affect Elders....). Rummage around and you see cut-and-paste text - same language in multiple profiles... Kentucky scammers.

But also some are simply short stories. 24 - drug trafficking, money laundering..

Here's a pic of one of the most notorious Kentucky scammers Nate Richardson, who managed to fool quite a few gullible eldergays. And while I do find queens falling for these guys and their tricks extremely pathetic I can also see how he managed to bewitch them - he is a rather purty one (even if his eyes are set a bit too close together for my personal taste).

Ryan at R111 was convicted of "criminal sexual conduct."

Get in line, ladies!

More info on Ryan:

[quote] MUSKEGON, MI -- Ryan David Dominish, 18, of Cedar Creek Township is headed to prison for one to two decades for raping and battering his 18-year-old girlfriend after seeing her dancing with another man. [...] The attack happened early Oct. 28 on a two-track in a wooded area near Ryerson and Schow roads in Cedar Creek Township. Authorities said earlier that the victim’s ordeal began after she tried to leave a Halloween party the two had been attending not far from the site where the attack allegedly happened. Authorities said Dominish drove the two to the two-track where he began beating her up, telling her he was jealous over her dancing with someone else. She tried to exit the car, and Dominish began choking her, getting her onto the ground. She managed to get back in her car and started to drive away, but Dominish punched through a window, shattering it, and pushed himself halfway into the car. The woman crashed into a tree. Dominish got back into the car and continued beating and choking the woman, talking about killing her, then raped her, authorities said. After that Dominish drove the two to his parents’ home around 4 a.m., where he gagged her by pushing a T-shirt in her mouth so she wouldn’t wake his parents. Dominish got a blanket and drove them back to the two-track, where he repeatedly raped the victim, authorities said. Dominish initially admitted to police that he had beaten the woman and held his hand over her mouth at his parents’ house but claimed the sex had been consensual.

Who are these kill joys that keep coming on here? Yes, I know I don't want legit murder/rape/robbery/whatever. SHUT UP. I KNOW. Not everything needs to be a PSA.

Ronnie sounds nice, and he’s expected to be released in September.

He’s gay and it sounds like his brother is gay, too as Ronnie writes,

“He and his partner have been together for over 20 years, and they showed me that it is OK to be who I am and true to myself.”

Anyone remember a documentary that came out years ago that featured interviews with about 6 different inmates that were all doing time for killing gay men? Can't remember the name, but it was chilling as hell.

R115, there’s something appealing about Ronnie’s photo. That’s looks like an old house he’s in. Cozy. I think I’d let him toss my salad.

While searching for additional pix of Ronnie I came across a much cuter Ronnie...But a much naughtier one too! This blue-eyed cutie killed an elderly couple who wanted to buy a car from him through Craigslist

Unfortunately prison barbers had no mercy on Ronnie's once luscious hair:

Todays HOT Convicted Killer Ribbon goes to ------"John Radavich".....Congrats you HOTTE!!!.....Remember everyone on DL who discovered you and appreciated your beauty no matter how many people you chopped up with an axe!!!......

In his Write a Prisoner profile, John Radavich says he's working on getting his sentence overturned. So, R97, you and your Disney prince may yet find your very own happily ever after!

Write to prisoners? Who do you think you are, Blanche Devereux?

Momma / OP, Randy Schlaepfer says he wants women to be his pen pals, not randy gay men. Even if he were bi, all he'd want from you is money.

[quote] Momma / OP, Randy Schlaepfer says he wants women to be his pen pals, not randy gay men

Do you know how many times Momma’s heard that line? After a few beers, they all come crawling underneath the caftan.

Well, Momma. Send Randy a nude pic and see what happens. Best of luck.

My name is Brandon. I’m a fun, active, and very honest person looking to connect with and meet new people. I’m gay but I will talk to anyone that writes to me, especially like-minded people.

I love music, animals, cooking, and anything to do with flying. Music has gotten me through a lot in my life and I’m almost always singing.

I have quite a few big plans for my future, but until I can get to them I am looking to pass the time by meeting new people from all over. I am an open book and will talk about anything from food, to traveling, to everything in between. Anyone looking to talk to a genuine, fun, high-energy guy should definitely write to me. Thanks for reading and I look forward to hearing from you soon!

R126 = SAME birthday and same name but looks "different"..........And only 14 years left on his sentence!!!..........

More about R126's Brandon:

[quote]AFOSI initiated this joint investigation with the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) in December 2016 after being notified that Senior Airman Brandon Carrier solicited child pornography and sex from a minor online using the screen name “Jeremy Hayes.” Senior Airman Carrier was arrested by the FBI and interviewed jointly by AFOSI and the FBI. A search warrant executed at Senior Airman Carrier’s on-base dormitory resulted in the seizure of multiple items of digital media. The analysis of this media revealed Senior Airman Carrier solicited child pornography and attempted to solicit sex with a minor. An interview with the victim revealed he met Senior Airman Carrier on an online dating website when the victim was 15 years old. Senior Airman Carrier travelled to the victim’s residence to engage in sex with him and requested nude photographs of the victim, which were later discovered on Senior Airman Carrier’s cellphone. AFOSI and the FBI conducted multiple interviews at local schools and youth centers and of Senior Airman Carrier’s friends, relatives, and coworkers, which did not identify additional victims. On March 24, 2017, in the U.S. District Court of the Southern District of Florida, Senior Airman Carrier pleaded guilty to attempting to produce child pornography. On June 30, 2017, Senior Airman Carrier was sentenced to 280 months of imprisonment and supervised release for 10 years, and was required to register as a sex offender.

My gash is gushin'

All straight. 🙄

Disturbing human remains?

Erm....exits thread immediately!

Momma's mussy is dripping like an Easter ham!

The vic in Carrier's case @R128 was 15yo. I wonder how many people here had sex with an adult when they were 15 without the law getting involved. I assume most don't get caught. If you get caught, it's very serious indeed: in his case up to 18 years inside; then life on the outside is not going to be easy with a gap like that in his resume.

Will he be dishonorably discharged?

My birthday is 7/23 and im a Cancer according to these charts, but had I been born in the States I would have been a Leo.

Wrong thread R135?

[quote]I'm looking for someone that I can their brain. My mind state is officially ready to open up to people.

Um...

I know R137, scary. R129: "Incarcerated for: Aggravated Manslaughter, Robbery, Disturbing Human Remains"

[quote]I'm looking for someone that I can their brain. My mind state is officially ready to open up to people.

Do his hobbies include haiku writing?

Randy is looking for a lady. I know some of you think you qualify, but Randy may disagree.

R138 He moved the murder victim's body after he shot him. He didn't cut off body parts to fry them.

He also had to get a friend to help move the victim's car, a Jaguar. It was shift and our boy can't drive a car with a manual transmission. Murderers aren't as butch as they used to be.

How do you know all this R141?

R142 I do astral projection into his mind on a regular basis.......

Name, geography, crime.... into Google and you can usually find multiple news articles about these gentlemen and their nefarious activities.

I love this thread and these "pen pal" stories, websites, scams... it's both a hoot, deeply sad, and erotic in a fringe Jean Genet way.

Many of these stories are tragic.

Villani got 40 years because he pleaded guilty.

i'm drippin like a cracked watermelon!

"Ryder was turned in to police by his Alcoholics Anonymous sponsor after confessing the crime to him." The victim had 9 children.

[quote]Ryder was turned in to police by his Alcoholics Anonymous sponsor

Well, so much for that whole "anonymous" thing.

After about two or three letters. That’s usually when they ask you to put money on JPay.

SEXY Inmate Logan Sinclair. Blonde. 20. Model good looks..Buffed. Could have made a fortune in porn....

UNsexy Inmate Logan Sinclair....Got fat....Stopped coloring his blonde hair..It's always sad when a hottie lets himself go downhill......LoL

Is Logan looking for a gay pen-pal/moneybags?

Oh, Logan....You could have made a fortune. Who knows how many vile TikTok videos of you lipsyncing and prancing the world will be deprived of...

[quote]Some of my favorite activities are downhill skiing, swimming, biking and hiking. I am a practicing Pagan. I studied Wiccan for 1 year and also Odinism and numerology. I am getting into palm reading now. I am also trying to find some info on Ogam.

Wiccan? Odinism? (I guess that's different from Onanism.) Palm reading? I think I need someone a little more down to earth.

I date an ex con, but he was out of jail when I met him. He was a hot as shit latino - very muscular, picks me up at a bar in the valley, we go back to my place clothes come off and woof he is stacked but...wah wah not much there in the dick department. He said he wanted to top me but not with that thing so I convinced him to let me eat his ass which put his legs up and me in the driver seat. Fuck the hell out of him and he turned into a purring pussy cat. Two years of dating. Still friends today.

I mean, who hasn't bopped a hooker over the head with a clock at least once in their life?

R154 I think in correctional institutions there is a lot interest in white supremacy groups... Aryan Nation most well known. I lot of those white supremacists (like heavy metal, death metal, black metal music fans) are attracted to pagan ideas... Odinism certainly an example. Norse gods and all that. There was thread of that in Nazi Germany too....

Single gay male, former LPN with higher education as ADN, seeks to find friendship correspondences. I am 5’ 10” tall, black hair, brown eyes, at about 195 pounds. Would especially love to communicate with anyone employed in a medical position, especially those with past records affected by drug/alcohol use, and strive to no longer do so. Also anyone else in life period, who also has a past or not criminal or otherwise. Cocaine addict - free of use 9 years.

Couldn't find Rackover nor Dilione.

Gay Killer Kai the Hitchhiker.

Gay Couple try to turn a craigslist male prostitute into a Trouple. As with every throuple, it goes badly.

R160 Does anyone buy his story about the dead eldergay?

R162 = No. I never did. Kai always had a street hustler vibe going on. He clearly chopped up the old guy so he could rob him. My theory is that the street hustlers and grifters hook up with a guy and by the second or third time they know the layout of the guys place and rob them. I have known many guys that got robbed off hookups but it always seemed to be after multiple visits. ......Read the link below = an "acquaintance". .Alot of these stories go unreported.

R83, My mom and I have wanted to be Betty Broderick's pen pal for years.......🤣

What’s going on in John Radavich’s profile picture at R97? Is trying out for a local production of “Eating Raoul”?

Momma---he is NOT in jail. But he IS in the barracks and showers....Do you approve?

Someone create a thread for this HOTTIE....He needs to be a star....

r166 r167 What is your obsession with this guy and why do you keep posting him in multiple irrelevant threads?

R168 = awww.....Did you come to a thread about HOT guys and become offended by seeing HOT guys--knowing YOU will never be one?....LoL

This thread isn't about hot servicemen. Get lost, loser! Momma needs her cagemeat! You're makin' momma's pussy dry.