My sugar daddy makes me weigh myself b4 he gives me money

What a sad and pathetic life you must lead.

Chop off an arm. That will get you to your goal weight, and you won’t have to give anymore hand jobs.

OP types fat.

It takes a lot of work to be Aaron Rodgers' latest "assistant"

Depends on how tall you are.

01/10

Laxatives, OP. Laxatives.

Take up smoking, and a finger down the throat every once and awhile won’t hurt either.

OP = Calista Flockhart

The idiot 12-year-old cutlet returns.

My sugar daddy makes me weigh myself b4 he gives me money He says if I weigh in at over 150lbs I get no money

men with hair that falls below their ears have small cocks do you agree?

how to know what someone is doing at all times? his social media is private so i can't use that and he lives far away 😢

My lover washes his hands everytime after he touches me Not even just my naughty parts he does it when he touches my arms or legs or face too

Designers keep making Lourdes pose topless she's done at least 3 photo shoots like this in the past year

Help! I just spent over $500 on Abercrombie stuff It's not 2007 cunt

I let a fat man rim me and HE BIT ME WHAT the FUCK

I was licking the left over cake off the knife and I cut my lip open I'm such a stupid fat ass

I'll bet he takes away your snack purse, too.

My sugar daddy stored an eightball of cocaine in my man cooter purse! It was always encapsulated in one of his Franklin Mint genuine replica Faberge eggs.

He’d say, “Frazier Thomas needs an egg, Garfield!” And I’d squat on the table, clap my hands together in front of my mouth, and push.

He died.

My father warned me to never weight more than 125 pounds when I was a child.

I call Kelly a pig if she eats 4 almonds a day instead of 3

150 lbs?

So daddy's a chubby chaser. Eh, takes all kinds really.