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Zodiac Killer Releases Statement Denying That He Is Ted Cruz

"Please don't confuse me with this man. My heartfelt best wishes go out to all those in Texas."

by Anonymousreply 7February 19, 2021 12:19 AM

Charles Manson apparently called Cruz a cunt.

by Anonymousreply 1February 18, 2021 10:16 PM

Brilliant, OP.

Really, seriously. Rarely does one get to say that here, but that was good.

by Anonymousreply 2February 18, 2021 10:17 PM

Dolly Parton changed her mind and told the TN State legislature they could erect a statue in her honour. “Please elevate me above that scum bag Ted Cruz,” she said. “People need this now more than ever.”

by Anonymousreply 3February 18, 2021 10:19 PM

I actually had to pause and wonder 'should I google that?'

excellent. excellent

by Anonymousreply 4February 18, 2021 10:41 PM

[quote]Ich werde Berlin nicht verlassen, wenn es leidet. Ich werde bleiben Jeder, der bei einer Katastrophe entkommt, ist ein niedriger Hund.

"I shall not leave Berlin when it suffers. I shall stay. Anyone who escapes when catastrophe comes is a low dog."

by Anonymousreply 5February 18, 2021 10:52 PM

Comparing Ted Cruz was an insult...to the Zodiac

by Anonymousreply 6February 18, 2021 10:54 PM

They could heat up the entire state of Texas using his bullshit as a power source.

by Anonymousreply 7February 19, 2021 12:19 AM
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