So there!
Breaking news - I farted!!
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | February 22, 2021 9:09 PM |
Is that you Ina Farten?
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 18, 2021 4:26 PM |
Yay!
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 18, 2021 4:26 PM |
It was the best thing you ever had to offer, I bet.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 18, 2021 4:28 PM |
Does it smell?
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 18, 2021 4:29 PM |
Was it a smelly one????
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 18, 2021 4:30 PM |
Did the spatula pop out?
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 18, 2021 4:30 PM |
Whore!
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 18, 2021 4:31 PM |
The shitposting troll is taking its name a little too seriously these days.
I put it on ignore and lots of other people must have as well, so I guess it changed its IP address or is using a VPN.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 18, 2021 4:32 PM |
Toe-curling, R4
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 18, 2021 4:46 PM |
I let out a fart this morning that was about 10 seconds long. Burrito night last night.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 18, 2021 4:49 PM |
R10 are you my husband?
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 18, 2021 5:30 PM |
We know, OP. Now go change your panties.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 18, 2021 5:38 PM |
Not-so-stealth scat troll
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 18, 2021 5:40 PM |
OP, that fart measured a 3.5 on the Richter scale.
Amateur,
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 18, 2021 6:12 PM |
Don't you mean Breaking Wind News, OP?
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 19, 2021 1:59 PM |
This belongs on the 'underwhelmed' thread.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 19, 2021 2:35 PM |
You're the wind beneath my sales(soupy)
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 19, 2021 2:44 PM |
Onions give me gas. I fart alot after eating them.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 22, 2021 3:13 PM |
You think THAT was a fart?
Stand back, bitches.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 22, 2021 3:18 PM |
Did it smell like cookies?
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | February 22, 2021 3:23 PM |
No, it smelled like the contents of her snack purse
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | February 22, 2021 3:35 PM |
it smelled like shame, regret
and cinnamon
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | February 22, 2021 3:39 PM |
Chrissy’s farts usually measure 9 ish on the richter scale.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | February 22, 2021 3:49 PM |
She's been implicated in some serious tsunamis, R23.
Here's film from her Japanese visit in 2011 when her blowhole opened near Sendai: that fart registered a 9.3 on the Richter scale.
The destruction was terrible.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | February 22, 2021 3:58 PM |
Chrissy Metz's fart was the original Big Bang.
Discuss amongst yourselves!
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | February 22, 2021 6:15 PM |
At least you didn't shit yourself, OP.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | February 22, 2021 6:24 PM |
Chrissy Metz’s farts caused a hurricane! The wind beneath her ass cheeks.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | February 22, 2021 6:26 PM |
Trump desperate for a place to post now.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | February 22, 2021 6:28 PM |
Shut up, Bill Barr. Fade away.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | February 22, 2021 6:38 PM |
Your title should be BREAKING WIND, Op.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | February 22, 2021 6:41 PM |
Thank goodness OP.
You know how much I worry.
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | February 22, 2021 7:40 PM |
I sharted today. Thought it was just a fart, but nope! Shit came out into my undies. It was a god damn mess.
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | February 22, 2021 9:09 PM |