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Breaking news - I farted!!

So there!

by Anonymousreply 32Last Monday at 12:09 PM

Is that you Ina Farten?

by Anonymousreply 102/18/2021

Yay!

by Anonymousreply 202/18/2021

It was the best thing you ever had to offer, I bet.

by Anonymousreply 302/18/2021

Does it smell?

by Anonymousreply 402/18/2021

Was it a smelly one????

by Anonymousreply 502/18/2021

Did the spatula pop out?

by Anonymousreply 602/18/2021

Whore!

by Anonymousreply 702/18/2021

The shitposting troll is taking its name a little too seriously these days.

I put it on ignore and lots of other people must have as well, so I guess it changed its IP address or is using a VPN.

by Anonymousreply 802/18/2021

Toe-curling, R4

by Anonymousreply 902/18/2021

I let out a fart this morning that was about 10 seconds long. Burrito night last night.

by Anonymousreply 1002/18/2021

R10 are you my husband?

by Anonymousreply 1102/18/2021

We know, OP. Now go change your panties.

by Anonymousreply 1202/18/2021

Not-so-stealth scat troll

by Anonymousreply 1302/18/2021

OP, that fart measured a 3.5 on the Richter scale.

Amateur,

by Anonymousreply 1402/18/2021

Don't you mean Breaking Wind News, OP?

by Anonymousreply 1502/19/2021

This belongs on the 'underwhelmed' thread.

by Anonymousreply 1602/19/2021

You're the wind beneath my sales(soupy)

by Anonymousreply 1702/19/2021

Onions give me gas. I fart alot after eating them.

by Anonymousreply 18Last Monday at 6:13 AM

You think THAT was a fart?

Stand back, bitches.

by Anonymousreply 19Last Monday at 6:18 AM

Did it smell like cookies?

by Anonymousreply 20Last Monday at 6:23 AM

No, it smelled like the contents of her snack purse

by Anonymousreply 21Last Monday at 6:35 AM

it smelled like shame, regret

and cinnamon

by Anonymousreply 22Last Monday at 6:39 AM

Chrissy’s farts usually measure 9 ish on the richter scale.

by Anonymousreply 23Last Monday at 6:49 AM

She's been implicated in some serious tsunamis, R23.

Here's film from her Japanese visit in 2011 when her blowhole opened near Sendai: that fart registered a 9.3 on the Richter scale.

The destruction was terrible.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 24Last Monday at 6:58 AM

Chrissy Metz's fart was the original Big Bang.

Discuss amongst yourselves!

by Anonymousreply 25Last Monday at 9:15 AM

At least you didn't shit yourself, OP.

by Anonymousreply 26Last Monday at 9:24 AM

Chrissy Metz’s farts caused a hurricane! The wind beneath her ass cheeks.

by Anonymousreply 27Last Monday at 9:26 AM

Trump desperate for a place to post now.

by Anonymousreply 28Last Monday at 9:28 AM

Shut up, Bill Barr. Fade away.

by Anonymousreply 29Last Monday at 9:38 AM

Your title should be BREAKING WIND, Op.

by Anonymousreply 30Last Monday at 9:41 AM

Thank goodness OP.

You know how much I worry.

by Anonymousreply 31Last Monday at 10:40 AM

I sharted today. Thought it was just a fart, but nope! Shit came out into my undies. It was a god damn mess.

by Anonymousreply 32Last Monday at 12:09 PM
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