Modern Family actor Nolan Gould does slutty photoshoot

He’s a hot little whore

Yum!

He has a face/body mismatch. Maybe he should try a beard to take the edge off of his babyish features.

They really need to study the fine line between autism and gay.

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Narrow frame though.

Not a fan of slopy shoulders either. Just weird physique and nothing slutty at all.

If only he had presented dong and hole.....

Do they have shoulder implants?

He's cute.I like the face and the body.

Is he gay?

His head looks so tiny compared to the rest of his body.

R8 don't you know? It's the Year of the Shoulder!

He's got no shirt. That's it. That's the "sluttiness"? Hey OP, wait 'til you see re-runs of Mad Men. Jon Hamm? Sometimes they even showed his................. ANKLES!

Man that man is ugly. Did he fall out of an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down?

Mamma like! Nolan makes Mamma's mussy moister than a spring shower.

Not the Golden Ratio - his cumgutters are wider than his shoulders

r13

He got a pig nose. You could dip him in a river and skim out ugly for a week.

R13 Yes he did and then he bounced off a bush and went back to the top and fell again.

R11 I still giggle about the shoulder implants episode probably once a week. Especially the massage setup!

I was shocked to find out he is not Jewish, he was my epitome of a hot Jewish lad and now he’s not.

Miserable unfucked eldergays say what?

Good for Nolan! Get it while you can!

Is he gay?

He's packing

I still think the lisp=gay

So, according to press he’s a Mensa member.

He’s got that thick abdomen and I don’t like it

He’s cute. Leave him be.

Has he come out yet?

He is young and cute, give him a few years and he will fill out. That said, I feel like I have seen that pic on grindr in every midwestern city I have ever been in.

He does look corn fed.

He’s cute, but does he have an Andy Cohen eye?

Little chest, big gut. He’s going to blow up.

I don’t really know these people as I didn’t watch the show, but this sounds very sweet for a young person to do.

He hast to work on broadening those shoulders. He kind of looks like a triangle right now.

He better get it while he's young! Fire crotch gays are never in demand.

I find the angle unflattering to his face (especially his nose), as is the "mid-workout" expression. It should have been taken from higher up.

I believe he was classified Mensa when he was quite young, but I never got the sense on MF he could actually act. And his frame was never very athletic. So if this is his strict diet, year long, trainer driven commitment during covid at age 22, it's meh at best. Getting acting work will be a huge struggle I'm afraid.

Bump

I think he's very hot. Don't like that hair though. Needs a new style.

I think he's so cute. Why is everyone so critical of this kid? He seems really sweet too.

I'd fuck him.

At least his face snapped back to something approaching symmetry. For a while in his teens he looked like a Picasso portrait.

It's not slutty without hole and pole pics.

It’s not slutty unless he’s getting spit roasted and drenched in multiple loads.

[quote] Why is everyone so critical of this kid?

Cuz he has buckets of money and still refuses to fix his 🐽

He should take advantage while masks are still a thing, that’s all I’m saying.

Mensa at age 12 = freak

If he plays his cards right, he could have the career of Angus T. Jones.

Not the best picture. Don’t like the hair, facial expression, or the way the photo makes his nose and shoulders look.

He looks cuter here.

I think I see a tattoo on his left forearm. Hope he doesn’t go the scribble all over his body route.

He looks like the guy from The ‘Burbs with a beard.

Hot

FUG!!!!!!

Fuckable.

I just added him to my 2021 Bucket Kick List.....He is two spaces higher than Betty White and one space higher than Obese Wolfgang Van Halen...

I'd wreck his hole.

Hot bod but everything about his face is wrong.

Easy first step for his improvement is cutting the ridiculously bouffant hair shorter.

r1 They are the best kind of whores!!

He's such a cute pocket bottom.

Bag over face as would do.

Those shoulders! Get Adrian on the phone.

He's muscular and with the acting skills of a cardboard cut out, so he's perfect for any show on The CW. He literally looks like any other dude from Riverdale. If the show filmed in L.A. he probably would be part of the cast already.

He’s a totally gay kid.. so he’s hiding it now?

That brazen hussy!

When he was shirtless on Modern Family or walking the red carpet, he looked great. However, these photos do nothing for me and look overly photoshopped.

He and Shawn Mendes appear to be living in glass closets.

So masc

if I had his money, I'd get in shape too; (yes, yes, I can without his money; working on it)

he doesn't do it for me; too young; young face; but I admire anyone who can get his body in shape.

the tips are almost bordering on curse of the tiny nip

His hair makes him look like Jethro Bowdean. Not impressed at all.

You are all terrible. He’s a nice fit young man. We should welcome him with open arms.

Kudos to his PR. But it does seem like a side-coming-out, too.

He has a face made for the BBC.

I want that milk so bad

I don't know what a lot of you bitches are seeing here, but I think he's beautiful and would worship every inch of him.

Cock shots or the the photoshoot isn't slutty.

I dislike when people with curly hair have a haircut that looks like a poodle that just got back from the dog groomers prior to competing at Westminster.

That poofy curly top, especially with the sides clipped close just needs a bow on the side to make the poodle look complete.

He needs to speak to Patrick Dempsey or Simon Baker to get some tips on what to do with that hair.

That is the only photo shoot where he has those amazing abs, think they might be enhanced by the photographer just a little?

R77 He had been posting lots of workout videos on Instagram lately, so I think it's just the abs that are a recent thing.

Nolan shared a new photo from the slutty shoot

Lose the pants Nolan

I don't know this person.

Is he a pig-herder from County Cork?

Does he hang out with pigs and gypsies and dance a Shelaighlagh when he drinks 5 pints?

The OPs picture has him carrying an Irishman's lunch.

R79 I love that it looks like he's holding a load of cum in his mouth.

Not my type. He looks all greased up like a pig at the State Fair.

I’d fuck his tight twink ass

Would be much better if he were cute.

I just want to feast on his sweet little asshole. Oh, and drain his schlong until he can't walk.

Dear Jason:

1. Remove the grease.

2. Remove the shitty PhotoShop.

3. Do something about the fact that your obliques stick out farther than your chest at the side. You like like Akhenaton.

4. Get a real haircut. That is nasty. More hair on the sides, and relax those fussy curls. And get the grease out of the hair.

5. Knock that ridiculous "I gotta shit but fuck me anyway while I'm cramping up" look on your face.

You were a nice boy. Nice boys should grow up into nice men. You look miserable and distorted.

It's so weird, but no. It's something about he was a kid when I first saw him. don't send me pictures of him not being a kid. It reminds me of JK Rowling when some people send her pictures of the Harry Potter kids all grown up. She hates that. No, I don't want that. I get it. They aren't kids forever, but still ...

Thanks, Granny at R89.

Took all that tempting candy off your exterior walls and switched to a smaller oven, too, we hear?

Nolan was the mystery celebrity on the Celebrity Dating Game last night.

I assumed he would be looking for a date with another man, but he was looking for a female partner. Go figure.

I got a chuckle when the three female contestants learned the mystery celebrity's identity at the end of the show and none of them knew who he was.

He butched it up a little but still lots of hissing SSSSSSs. One thought he was Taylor Lautner, ha. So sad to take the lie this far. NO WAY that kid is straight.

He earned over $15 million for Modern Family. Its one of those shows with high residuals due to syndication (which is rare today) but not sure what additional money that would earn him in the future

R88 Great take down of that little cunt. God, I wanna chow down on your pussy so bad.

[quote] Modern Family actor Nolan Gould does slutty photoshoot

Yeah. So daring, so racy.

This is why septaugenarians like OP should not be allowed on the internet.

R95 others have used that exact insult before and actually know how to spell the word, stupid cunt.