Armie Hammer Scandal: House of Effie announces schedule for the week

What does she have against Michael Phelps?

She is insane

It may be a shit show but its a well co-ordinated shit show.

I've ordered more popcorn for the week.

Effie just posted videos of herself rapping in a car in Crema that Armie told her turned him on lol. She is in a full dom/sub outfit and trying really hard to impress him.

Here

R4 To be fair we've all done desperate, dumb things to keep men interested in us.

I don't mean obviously. No siree. Nothing cringey in my past.

R6 * don't mean me obviously

House of Effie Versus The Fat One

Watch Armie's bros realize one by one that he doesn't give a flying fuck about them after all, as they wait for him to do something to shut her up and save their asses.

I have to say Effie is getting a lot more organised... The Harmie cultists must be PRESSED. Time for another thread, ladies?

Ramseys are the worst.

R11 They're the BEST...

paid

Serious amounts of money have flowed from the Hammers to the Ramseys over the years. Painting commissions, businesses set up, the works.

Yep there's definitely dodgy shit afoot (or underfoot 👀) with the Hammer-Ramsey connection. Although I'm surprised the Fat One is getting more heat than Tyler, who always gave off the creepiest vibes with his 'JESUS IS RAD! EVERYTHING IS RAD!' schtick.

Exhibit 1 of 2348297329:

So Monday was Michael Phelps and ... ? Yaaaawn. Wake me up when something actually happens.

R9/R10 is the same person. This isn’t working out for them.

R9/R10/R13/R14 = same weirdo.

These people are nuts. Now they can’t sleep...

Has anyone else been struggling to sleep since this story broke?

u/tellytugboat please feel free to remove this if it's not appropriate for the sub. I just wondered if anyone else has been struggling to sleep since the news about AH broke?

I'm not sure if I can blame it solely on this case but there's absolutely been a correlation between first hearing about this and staying up until 5am every damn night. For me I think it's a combination of anger, anxiety, confusion and a whirlwind of other emotions. Not just the confusion surrounding the SM stuff but confusion manifesting in a sense of guilt for ever having supported this guy's career. I know we didn't know everything until recently but I can't shake the feeling of frustration with myself for having believed he was anything other than what we know now.

I have also been feeling incredibly triggered because of my own experience with abuse. I'm devastated and angry and have even caught myself projecting and feeling deeply ashamed afterwards. I took a little break for Valentine's Day yesterday, which was a big help (very important to take those mental health breaks, people!).

As angry as this all makes me though, I don't want to stop. I want to shout it from the rooftops to make people hear that this man is potentially (which I have to say in case of the 0.0000001% chance we are proven wrong) extremely dangerous and should never work in Hollywood - or anywhere else - again. I want everyone to know, I want the women involved with him to get justice and I want him to face up to the devastation he has caused his victims and his family.

Idk I guess I just wanted to have a little vent and see how you guys were feeling. There's been lots of discussion and varying views and I wanted to make a post for us to pause and talk about how we ourselves are coping with all of this. Again, Telly, please delete if you don't feel it's useful to the sub.❤️

Oooooh she’s going after this Variety columnist

R19 A slightly disappointing change to our scheduled roasting of the Fat One, but still, watching with interest.....

All right. It's Tuesday. Did Ashton and co get Effied? Or was that just more fucking bullshit?

r19 She seems to be going after a lot of people. Has she landed any punches? Paige and Courtney are still the only ones to go on record.

(Disclaimer: I am not and never have been a charmie.)

How does he not have Hepatitis C?

R22 ho do you know he doesn’t?

How*

R22 Eeeeuuuuwwww

She's a fuckin' asshole.

So is TD a cum guzzling slut then?

R22 lol sex on his mind 24/7

There was a third screenshot on twitter that she didn’t post on IG

they met working together. i vote it's... some poor PA on one of his crap movies he manipulated into blood play.

“The taste of your iron and minerals”....he is such a romantic.

R29 I thought that was from the trust kitten?

R32 it’s from effie’s tweet

R29 lol why don't you give me attention

I read her feed...she is certifiably crazy. She is obviously looking for her 15 minutes of fame. Judging from her past posts, I wouldnt give any credance to what she says

R35 Don't then

Oh dear

Armie's constant 'Do I shock you?' energy in his DMs is oddly.....

boring.

R38 lol he has made cannibalism and sexual predation a snoozefest.

R39 And that's without having to listen to him speak during sex

I would have insisted on a ball gag

Who was that PA we were talking about?

R41 He said he drank HER blood and the PA was male?

r22 Ugh. I'm recoiling and laughing at the same time. Just when you think he couldn't be anymore ewww. Gotta say this is pretty compelling as far as scandals go. What a shitshow. And if he's got Hep C? rofl

R42 where did he say the PA was male?

R38 he’s watched the Amadeus trailer one too many times

So what did she say about Phelps yesterday?

He must be riddled.

Like all the claps

A full round of applause

Curtain drops and goodnight

Eeeeuuww - I bet there's a lot of people heading out for tests in LA right now.

And he's out there biting people with that mouth.

Shudder

He/she/it removing all of her replies/messages is telling. It looks all one-sided.

How did Effake destroy Michael Phelps and Ashton?

This Effie woman's theatrics makes me think he never raped anyone. It reads more like jilted lovers that found out he was fucking around with numerous women and never cared about any of them. Sure, he sounds like a real creeper but this woman seems like she wants Armie to be ruined so he will have no choice but to go back to her. Kind of sad to me.

R51 Gosh. There's literally not an original idea in that whole post.

R50 Seems to be nothing - she's so full of shit she can't even be relied upon to keep to her own schedule

So many threads its confusing what's already been posted.

Did anyone point out the loonfest under @kodak_filmshoot yet?

Simpi made the first comment and 'forgot' Evangeline Lilly was in the film - these drones are so fucking unoriginal

I guess kodak will lead the charge to uncancel Armie then LMAO

She claims she's in contact with 300 people who've had sex with Armie, some victims, some not. It's just such a ludicrous figure (that so many would've reached out to her, not that he'd fuck that many) that surely everyone can see that's bullshit?

Anyway, someone on the subReddit put together all her social media posts over a day - so here they are. No picking and choosing here.

R55 The thought of Armie head to toe in latex is just Bleeeruuughh

Oh, and to whoever OliviaTreasures and lightningfast4 are on Reddit - the only posters on DL who think Armie is gay are the fraus who post here. So don't try and use that as any kind of proof gay people think he's gay, you stupid cunts.

R57 Wow. You're really desperate to protect Armie's heterosexuality aren't you?

R56 I bet he thought he looked so cool, when in reality I bet he look utterly ridiculous. Especially if it was during one of his puffy periods.

R58 Fuck off Charmie

R59 Lol I hate the fucking Charmies

Doesn't mean TD doesn't slip it both ways on occasions.

R60 Sure you do. Even you know your own ship is too dumb to admit to on here. The only people pushing the idea he's into guys are Charmies, so too late, you exposed yourself.

R61 Y'all thought I was Effie 2 days ago.

Now I'm a Charmie.

Your track record isn't looking great.

A lot of people think he has fucked guys on occasions without thinking he's in love with TC. They're literally two different things.

I'm not really convinced one way or the other - time will tell I guess. I'm sure Queen Effie will let us know.

R62 struggling with the concept of there being more than one other person in these threads.

And no, they really didn't. Fuck all gossip and speculation until the fraus came with CMBYN. If you were a real DLer you'd know that.

And you've gone from thinking he "slips it both ways" to "not really convinced" in 7 mins? Of course, you're the rape-lover stan.

R63 Nope.

You said I wasn't a native speaker of English because of by proofs and evidences 'faux-pas'

I do think he slips it both ways but I have no evidence is what I should have said - maybe I'm not a native speaker after all

Some people have thought Armie was gay for years - from the Social Network on. Again I don't see any real evidence but the rumours have been on DL for years.

R64 So because I don't believe you're actually British (you try WAY too hard to make people think you are) that means I think you're Effie? Well, I guess it's hardly a surprise that the Effie stan lacks logic.

[quote]Some people have thought Armie was gay for years - from the Social Network on

Even if I granted your premise, they are called fraus. The mere fact you're disputing it proves you're not a real DLer. It's been fraus since the Prancing Pony. And they post here so they can go to other sites - like Reddit - and point to their own posts and say "look, the gays are saying he's gay, that must mean it's true"

I actually have a genuine question for you, given you're her biggest supporter: do you believe everything she says? Like when she says 300 people who've fucked Hammer have been in touch with her - do you believe that?

And a wider question - how much of the stuff Hammer claims he has done do we actually think he has? His messages read like someone jacking off whilst reading Nifty stories in places.

R65 So you were just doubting I was a native English for no reason whatsoever?

You just objected to me LARPing as a Brit because that's a thing right?

Crazy times!

And yes if you label everyone who has the 'wrong opinion' a frau then yes we are all fraus.

Great logic. Gay men can only have your prescribed ideas and opinions. So enlightened.

Anyway I'm off to bed. I'll put you back on ignore.

R66 I already said that one of the reasons I'm in these threads is to mock and annoy people like you, so yes.

And it isn't about wrong opinions. It's about fraus being fraus. I know it's so hard for you cunts to understand, but you can never pull off your attempts at pretending to be gay men. It especially doesn't help given the fact you seem to base your attempts exclusively on the way the gay male characters behave in your fan-fics or on Drag Race, "babe".

Why else do you think each Armie thread comes with a string of insults asking why another one has been created? Because actual DLers know who's starting them.

R54 most are bots.

R67 You sound so desperate. Effie, if you're reading this we need to expose Armie if he's messed with men because his people are scared shitless of that claim more than any others.

R69 If you say so dear.

[quote]Effie, if you're reading this we need to expose Armie

Ooh, let's take a moment to laugh at that "we" shall we? As if you're somehow part of this. If she does end up posting proof he's fucked guys, she would've done it alone. You wouldn't have done a single thing, so stop trying to make-believe you're somehow important or part of this.

Lol R54 and as I said on the 'career' (or lack thereof) thread, the culties were also boasting about posting 1000+ comments on the Crisis movie IG page complaining about them leaving AH out of the post. I'm legit embarrassed for them, reading their comments. If they didn't insist on infiltrating every other platform with their "ooh I'm not a charmie BUT" agenda, I'd actually just feel sorry for them instead of loathing.

#deportarmiehammer

Lol Ryan, the fitness douche, has reopenned his Ig.

R72 wins at today

Another post by Efrosina Angelova where she praises herself. He will never come back to you Hoe. He used you as a fuck meat and dropped you as soon as he had better options.

“I will not abuse you. I promise.”

Day Three of NONE of Effake’s list being done ✔️.

R73 narcissism > shame

Was 'Monday: Michael Phelps' supposed to be her in that cringey car video? What happened to Tuesday's Ashton thing?

If you're going to use that GoT gif, you need to bring it otherwise people might think you're full of shit.

hoes still mad at HoE

more at 11

^ If only you knew. lol

Not Ryan quoting Dr Seuss in his story...

Be who you are

and say how you feel because

those who mind don't matter

and those who matter don't mind.

And that rests the case for the defence lol.

R80 oooooohhhhh so cryptic ooooohhhh

This is sad, so sad

Does anyone know what Simpi is actually trying to achieve?

It’s sad that this case seems to have gone flat. The women coming onto social media has most likely hindered a proper investigation. He is clearly cancelled but if he is in fact the level of abuser as stated then he needs to be prosecuted and the necessary actions taken. Do you all think that will come any time soon or will it just be more social media stuff? I really thought a major story was going to break and was a bit shocked when it didn’t. Hmm.

Simpi is convinced she can gaslight the internet.

Shading Tom Ford who named a lipstick for him

He's pan! I knew he liked dick and ass.

R88 have you believed everything else she has said too?

Armie out there obsessed with anal sex and cocks? I knew it! LMAO

Watch your sons!

And his biggest takeaway from CMBYN was the blowjobs . PERV!

R84 can you copy and paste her meltdowns please?

All that sex and no happy customers.

Does anyone know if you can make your Grindr account look like you're in LA when you aren't?

No reason...

R94 Oh they were happy, otherwise they wouldn't have gone back to him so many times. But why not be happy and famous for being Hammer's hungry cum slut?

R96 Isn't TD the cum hungry slut now?

Oh right I forgot. He's pan now. She's also not ready to talk about her pronouns yet so she's most likely a tranny.

R98 Literally no-one cares what SHE is.

Effake hasn’t stated her pronouns???

She's screwed all the Charmies theories. She's said he likes dick and is coming for his ship buddy. LMAO.

R101 It's PAN-demonium out there !

Not Ryan having to limit comments on his Instagram account again.

R100 No, she said she's not ready to have that discussion yet 😂😂😂🔫

She literally googles "what do zoomers care about???" and then comes up with her bullshit posts.

It must be really tough for her Eastern Europe trash ass to not spout every 5 minutes how much she hates gay and black people.

The Great Unravelling of 2021

So she posted about her love of "BBC", and was then told by a number of black women how that was offensive. She refused to listen, and instead said she'd keep using the term until a black man told her to stop saying it.

Why is she so overly combative about every-fucking-thing?

Forgot the link

Wow. I guess that means Armie Hammer is uncancelled then?

R108 Where did I mention Hammer in my post?

My biggest disappointment is that the pepsi bottle is just not true. Courtney said it was average size, but not for a man his height. Dominastya said inches. And Effie just said No. My heart aches for the Charmie. All the vegetables gone to waste.

Y’all can read all of Effie’s Tweets and see that she writes exactly like the unhinged Effie Defender here.

Nice try, Effie.

R110 Man these Charmies really live rent free in you head.

R109 You didn't. That was kind of my point.

She's completely irrelevant at this stage.

R111 You really see Effie EVERYWHERE don't you?

She's just in the corner of your eye but when you turn - poof!- she's gone

Back in the shadows lurking round every corner.

R110 You're talking about Milk saying it was average but not for his height - not Courtney,

Courtney hasn't said anything sexual as far as I recall.

Didn´t Milk ended up being fake? Yes, Courtney never say anything about the size

R111/R112 And she's deleted them! Almost like she's here and saw she was being mocked for them

R114 So why you do you keep attempting to defend her by saying stupid shit like that, then? And keep praising her and calling her a queen? You're so bad at this.

What about Paige? Did she say something about his size? She talked a lot, she gave many interviews...

Posting JUST like the Effie defender here.

Effie admitting she has no intention of posting her timeline shit.

Always lying. She can´t even keep her word. Effie has less and less credibility as the days go by

R118 Have you heard of trolling?

R123 Sure

R124 You know when you react badly to s/o doing s/t they tend to keep doing it for shits and giggles.

Just saying.

R125 Except people reacting badly is just something in your mind. We're mocking you, and you're too dumb to realise.

R118 Oh and DataLounge isn't important

No-one gives a shit about your opinions or mine.

She was getting attacked on Twitter.

Ryan the fitness guy couldn't have a more shit body. I don't think that is how he makes his money. Particularly when Armie's body always looks like shit. Did you say trafficking, Effie?

R126 Why would I care if a random person is mocking me?

You're not important

R128 I always thought Armie was not the best advert for a personal trainer.

Leg day has not been prioritised.

R129 Well, given the way you keep claiming to have blocked me, and yet still respond to my posts, yeah seems you really do care about my opinion if you can't go a few hours without unblocking me.

Like I said, you're so bad at this, it's embarrassing for you. But hilarious to watch.

R131 Bad at what?

What do you think I'm trying to achieve?

Who do you think I am?

I'm genuinely mystified.

I unblocked everyone because the website runs slow when 8 loons were on ignore.

Happy to put you back on again

Nice try, Effie.

Talking of Ryan

Here's QUEEN EFFIE with an update

Queen Effie the daughter of an oligarch? Didn't she traffic young women to members of an elite sex club and members of the royal family? Isn't that why she was in LA in the first place? Guess she's digging her own grave now.

R132 Everything, dear. You're bad at everything. From trying to pretend to be a gay man to your attempts at being funny. It's all bad.

Oh dear

So, now Effie says Armie went after TC.

That is definitely not what she said a few weeks ago.

She’s a fake.

Sooooooo????

What do we think the BOMB is?

Got to be worse than anything posted so far?

Since there was NOTHING about Michael Phelps or Ashton, the “BOMB” is also NOTHING.

So just ignore the time she said TC had no idea and was "an angel"

She’s praising Jesus right now for something cryptically.

And again

She thinks people who thought Hammer and Chalamet were together are "pathetic" but now...

It’s almost as if she knows what would hurt Charmies most would be the total destruction of their ship.

R145 They're hurting alright

I made the mistake of checking up on simpi.

Its not pretty

Do you have screenshots R146?

R147 Its all on her Instastory

Its just an long ass gallery of all of Effie's screenshots that mention Timmy in any way with her weird scooby gang scribbles on them.

You have to see the whole thing to really get the 'benefit'.

Not simpi @‘ing Timothee’s agent from behind a locked account. Performative much?

ooOOooooooooOOooo

Russian Kitty is doing an AMA

No. No he isn't.

Paige is going to be on Dr. Oz on Friday

Good for young Paige.

R153 Yup. She's turn out to be a real bad ass.

Effie's REVISED ridiculous schedule!

And she will cancel it ALL if Armie apologizes to her!

She's completely full of bullshit.

So Jonathan GQ is still private...

I wonder if that's the photo that scheduled for tomorrow?

Maybe we'll find out how he ended up naked and with memory loss in his hotel room after his 'interview' with TD?

BBC

Effie just posted this and then immediately deleted it.

She's insane.

Effie has a new long chain of tweets and says she is leaving this all behind in a few days.

R158 Insane!!!!

I mean, it's not carving your initials into human flesh insane but it's still out there

I guess?

R159 Looks like they're all gone

Is she closing up her accuser business?