How do women poop, pee and have sex through one hole?

To be gay made you stupid?

Crotchfruit comes outta there too.

Women are not chickens.

This asshole OP is indeed an asshole:

What are some personal? beliefs that you keep to yourself I’m sick of hearing about systemic racism in the US and how all of us white devils now need to pay for it. Bitch, I may be white but I am immigrated here 6 years ago. You’re not getting a fucking penny from me.

This has to be a troll thread. (R4 popped in to confirm that as I write this).

Gay men shit and get fucked through the same hole, dear. Women have a vagina through which they get fucked.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ sounds good to me!

At least it's not so hard to clean them up because they're already in the toilet, r2.

-♾️/ 100

I used to think women peed from their butts because how else do you rationalize women needing to sit down to pee when you’re 8 years old?

About that racism, op...

What kind of shithole, rotten, wretched education have you gotten for yourself, OP? Republican/QAnonce, anti-science, Red State, inbred kind of homeschooling?

R10 whatever

If a woman lays on her back, the three holes, from top to bottom, are: urethra, vagina, and anus. A physiology teacher once pointed out that the resulting acronym is UVA. (It was funny at the time because my high school was located in the state of Virginia, and UVA was one of the top three schools in the state.)

There is a hole for pee, a hole for poop, and a hole for fucking. There you go.

OP thymes well for a four year old.

Types- sort of proved my point!

r14 should be in charge of all our Anatomy courses here on DL.

My dainty bottom cavity doubles as my ladypoosie, dumb OP.

[quote] If a woman lays on her back, the three holes, from top to bottom, are: urethra, vagina, and anus.

So a straight guy has to choose between THREE holes when doing a woman? How does he get the right one?

Orange is the New Black has a scene for you.

Might I suggest the following thread for a more in-depth conversation on the cunt. On a side note, my hole is an ass when I’m vacating but I consider it a male cunt - “munt” is a cute alternative, too - when I’m getting fucked.

We had a guy on here pretending to be a nurse practitioner a couple years ago who said women pee through their vaginas and I gave him shit about it every chance I got.

I felt badly for the people who were taking medical advice from him but they just wouldn't listen to reason.

R19 it’s not called surprise anal for nothing!

Actually, oddly. a friend of mine who teaches sex ed says many young women don't realize how many holes they actually have.

Then again, she teaches it in Ohio.

[quote]If a woman lays on her back, the three holes, from top to bottom, are: urethra, vagina, and anus.

I bet the OP also thinks storks bring babies.

Ignorance of sexual matters isn't new. A number of years ago my partner's mother taught sex ed to a bunch of eight graders. It was mind boggling. She liked the kids but they knew next to nothing. One girl crept up to her and hesitatingly asked her if oral sex is when "you just talk about it, but don't do anything."

[quote] So a straight guy has to choose between THREE holes when doing a woman? How does he get the right one?

Sometimes he doesn't. Then you stick penes in hole he payed for.

[quote] So a straight guy has to choose between THREE holes when doing a woman? How does he get the right one?

It’s all about having choices.

More vagine discussion Yay!!

They have multiple holes down there so the straight guys can pick them up like a six pack.

LMAO!

[quote]I’m gay, I didn’t study the female body.

Believe me, that is the least of your problems.

You're dumb as fuck, huh??

Omg... Being this ignorant it's painful. 3 holes. Women have 3 holes OP...Unbelievable. So you OP, have you never been to school?

Must be a troll

R31 omfg 🤮

When I was little I'd follow my sister into the bathroom while she peed. But unlike me, she sat down- so I thought she was pooping. So I'd say, "You didn't wipe".

Your sister didn't wipe when she pissed?

OP, come over and I will let you count holes.

Wait a minute. Do women have a pee hole inside their vagina hole? A hole within a hole? I haven't explored lady parts before and probably never will.

My cunt isn’t a hole, it’s a wellspring.

Not many people know this but you can train yourself to poop out of your pee hole.

How does your tiny pea brain maintain all the various functions of your entire body OP?

R43, that's not true. But you can pee out of your poop hole (diarrhea).

I’m glad we are having this discussion.

Lay off Op you cunts. It wasnt so very long ago I had no idea of female anatomy ,having never paid the least bit of attention to a vagina . Doesnt make me stupid,I simply didnt care enough to actually look at one .

[quote]How does your tiny pea brain maintain all the various functions of your entire body OP?

In the OP's case r44, it is a tiny pee brain. Or perhaps a tiny poop brain.

There is Google, but this is maddening. The urethra is a tiny hole below the clitoris and above the vagina. There is no "peeing" from the vagina!

[quote] Lay off Op you cunts. It wasnt so very long ago I had no idea of female anatomy

And then I came to Datalounge, a forum designed for gay men to discuss issues of interest to gay men. I have learned so much about vaginas from you people, I feel like an expert now.

Here OP, maybe this will explain it to you. The female pee hole is just above the vaginal hole and both are inside the labias (the meat curtains). The anus (poop chute) is separate and not connected to either of these openings.

R50 The website description states “gay”; it does not explicitly state “gay men,” dear. Gay women, aka lesbians, do exist.

[quote]There is a hole for pee, a hole for poop, and a hole for fucking. There you go.

I never really knew. For some reason when I was growing up my mom was assigned to give me (boy) "the talk" and my dad was assigned to give it to my sister (wait, let me rephrase that...). Mom was clearly uncomfortable with my questions. I remember thinking "gross" when she said the woman peed from the same hole the man put his penis inside her to make a baby. So then she said "there are two holes." This confused me even more. They spared me the info that gay men got fucked in the ass. That would've really done me in.

OP = Child predator and Canada’s most famous trans woman, Jonathan Yaniv

R51 Eeeeeewww, at least thank you for just posting a diagram and not the real thing. That would be triggering for so many on here.

[quote]Women are not chickens.

Best reply I've seen all day on DL.

I was told that it suggested women were more evolutionarily developed than men because they had separate holes for pee and sex.

How do you eat, puke, and give blowjobs through the same hole?

[quote] The urethra is a tiny hole below the clitoris and above the vagina. There is no "peeing" from the vagina!

I admit that I've never given the number and location of things in this area a moments thought.

[quote] it suggested women were more evolutionarily developed than men because they had separate holes for pee and sex.

Women give birth. They need the extra hole.

I don't ever remember seeing a vaginal diagram like that in high school. I always thought women's urine just sprinkled down through their vagina like a "golden shower". So I thought it was a big mess.

My mom said when the family was out working the fields her grandma would just hike up her dress, cock her leg and piss.

Hahaha!

All the queens here who literally refer to their asshole as a MUSSY totally miss OPs silly joke post and respond with "facts' from their fainting couch.

BTW, the answer, OP, is women descended from reptiles and, therefore, have a CLOACA

[bold]"Cloaca: (Latin: “sewer”), in vertebrates, common chamber and outlet into which the intestinal, urinary, and genital tracts open."[/bold]

🤭 Did OP count the extra hole in his head ?

One would think at least once in the life of every person, gay, bi, straight, female, male, they'd wonder out of which female anatomy hole babies come into this world.

Human males have more DNA in common with chimpanzees than they do with human females.

That Western (and all...) medicine fails to study disease and the effects of drugs on men and women separately, despite the thousands of known gene differences, should be considered a human rights crime.

the PINK

or

the STINK

R24 those young ladies probably tried to stick a tampon up their urethra or anus! 🙄

R13 They should teach it as CUVA. I know the clitoris is not an opening but it’s very important and most men cannot find it!

When I was very young my parents had a book my sister and I would read that explained all the holes and what they did. It was written so a six year old could understand. I don’t know why parents shy away from that.

R70 because, for the left, biology is transphobic and, for the right, knowledge of the body will lead to the sin of fucking.

OP, a woman has three holes, like but unlike a bowling ball.

[quote]Ignorance of sexual matters isn't new. A number of years ago my partner's mother taught sex ed to a bunch of eight graders. It was mind boggling. She liked the kids but they knew next to nothing. One girl crept up to her and hesitatingly asked her if oral sex is when "you just talk about it, but don't do anything."

R27 They were 13 and 14 and that's why your partner's mother was paid to teach them. If they knew everything they wouldn't need to take sex ed.

[quote] They have multiple holes down there so the straight guys can pick them up like a six pack.

Haha I was about to mention that it's more like a bowling ball, but R72 beat me to it.

What gay men know about the female anatomy is... well, nothing.

Rofl at this thread.

Some of you are so silly.

Wow, it's shocking some of you never bothered to figure out how the simple anatomy of half the people in the world works.

You didn't even know women can have anal sex?

R77 More than half.

Why do most gay men behave like 7th Graders?

[quote]Lay off Op you cunts. It wasnt so very long ago I had no idea of female anatomy ,having never paid the least bit of attention to a vagina . Doesnt make me stupid,I simply didnt care enough to actually look at one .

Oh, you're stupid, honey. Have no doubt about that.

Women have valves in their plumbing.

When one hole is in use, the other two close up.

Maybe she can explain?