Harry & Meghan are having another baby

Yay!!!

Photo

I wonder how much the surrogate is getting paid.

Breaking, lol!

I look forward to the 2,847 threads this news will produce

I wonder who the father is

Double Trouble. Best wishes to the son of Diana and Megan of house Markle

Well, one upside to COVID: fewer photo ops to bump cuddle.

I do not understand all the DL hate toward them. Is it just the Klan grannies? Even if she is an unstable BPD, whatevs, he seems happy with her. The DL hate goes way beyond any pedestrian American fascination with British royals.

They are just trolling Eugenie at this point with the timing of their announcements

The Royal Family is a distraction from real issues. They serve no purpose and I can't stand that people tolerate these historically wealthy people who hoard up so much land, still hold onto precious jewels and sculptures they stole from Asian and African countries and pretend that it's still the 1800s. I mean I'm American, so it doesn't affect me and I know they are a great way for The UK to make tourist money and they like having an apolitical figurehead to unite them. But it still will never make sense to me from a very logical point of view. It just seems emotional and a stubborn adherence to tradition. Also I could care less about Meghan, she has done nothing for the US black community and we don't care about a Royal Family that profited off a slave trade. The media annoyed me when they mentioned the African-American community and Meghan Markle in the same sentence.

Biting contempt isn't hate. She's so obvious, ignoring her would be dereliction of duty.

And so cruel to her. Imagine Meghan Markle without any attention.

Why?

Well, if you can't stand it, R11, I guess it just has to go.

R14 I don't think it has to go. That's for the people of The UK to decide. I just don't get it but like I said I'm African American and I just find it ridiculous. It just feels no different from America's stupid celebrity/socialite culture that rewards people for nothing other than being rich and famous. But I'm not going to say Brits should get rid of them just because I don't care for them.

She'll probably livestream the birth now there's no to stop her.

But...I thought they wanted to live a private life?

R11 When you say that you ‘could care less’ about Meghan, you do know that you’re saying that you do care about Meghan, right? Otherwise, you ‘couldn’t care less’ about her.

R18 OK you caught me. Feel better?

No, I didn’t catch you - it’s a common misuse by Americans, one which has always puzzled me. It wasn’t a typo. Own it!

R20 Nope. Suck a dick you dirty twatsucking wanker

The name will have to be after a prominent black person to shore up the whiter-than-white kid's BLM credentials.

Maya if its a girl and Martin or Nelson if its a boy.

The only Black Americans who claim Meghan especially after she married into the Royal Family are the ones who are self-hating, Eurocentric and have colorism issues.

It's great news for Archie who is probably very lonely as an only child among many adults. I hope it's a healthy baby. Mazel.

I’m gonna make every last dime I can!

I wonder if there will be a $500,000 baby shower with attendees flying around the globe in private jets, as the woke, climate change warrior mom.

And people wonder why we loath them on The DL. Their hypocrisy is only one reason.

At least they didn't announce the same day that Eugenie gave birth. They waited a few days, so there's that.

I knew she was pregnant. Cheers!

My sister had two healthy children in her 40s and they were naturally conceived.

The level of indifference to them in the UK is deafening. It really makes me laugh.

[Quote]Maya if its a girl and Martin or Nelson if its a boy.

ROFL and this will be another correct DL Prediction

Is she padding for dramatic effect?

God these two are trashy. Imagine the Queen showing stank feet in a pic.

[quote] The only Black Americans who claim Meghan especially after she married into the Royal Family are the ones who are self-hating, Eurocentric and have colorism issues.

You are ridiculous! The contempt toward her is about slapping down a 'black' woman who would presume to usurp the highest tier of white privilege and use it in service of a multiculturalist political agenda. The folks who hate Princess Sparkle dont give a shit about who or what Black Americans "claim." And any Black American who would add their voice to the choir of derision has been twisted by racism and obviously believes in the superiority of the white oppressors. Or they are just stupid.

That photo at R2 is hilarious. How posed and contrived can you get? I can imagine the photographer's instructions: "ok, let's get one where you and Meghan are outdoors. Yeah, Harry you sit there, under that tree...take your shoes off, it will make it look more natural and spontaneous. And you Meghan, lie down, put your head in Harry's lap....good, we've got a nice view of your pregnant belly. Now Harry you caress Meghan's head...ok you two, now look into each other's eyes and gaze lovingly at each other, and let's have some big smiles. That's it! What a romantic picture! Your public will love it!"

Literally in tears right now. Such beautiful tidings of happiness. Our beloved Meghan has blessed us again. Another WIN to Team Meghan!! Whoop whoop.

Kate and William are crying and fuming with Jealousy and Bitterness as per royal sources. Kate is now pressuring William to have another baby according to Palace insiders. She just needs to realize that you can't compete with our English Rose the ever so stunning and eternal Petal Meghan.

Meghan and Harry are The REAL - British Royal Family Congratulations to the future Queen of England! May the child be a strong son who will eventually rule with wisdom!

Very measured response, R21.

R26 you loathe them because you invent stories to be mad about and ascribe negative meaning to everything they do. It's a self-reinforcing cycle and at its heart is likely racism, because the reaction to them on places like the Daily Mail and among a small group here are unreasonable and illogical.

Harry's feets in that photo!

Between the cheesy pic and the Valentine's day release, this is a cringetastic announcement of something which need not have been cringe at all. What are her PR people thinking?

Zara is due a baby in spring, so the Queen and Philip will have three new great-grandchildren in the same year

Why is it "cringe?"

You're not a gay man, are you, r41?

[quote] Zara is due a baby in spring, so the Queen and Philip will have three new great-grandchildren in the same year

Let's hope they live to see the arrival of the next two.

They won't ever meet Harkle baby no. 2, even if they live for the next few years.

She must have been more than 3 months along when she published the miscarriage story.

Someone called it a couple of days ago on another DL thread.

When Eugenie got married, Meghan arrived at the wedding wearing a maternity coat even though she wasn't showing. I think Eug got married on a Friday, on then on Sunday, her wedding was still a (positive) top story in the press. But, then, the following Monday, the Sussexes (officially) announced their pregnancy, knocking Eug's wedding out of the tabloids.

So, last week, when Eug announced the birth of her son, someone on another DL thread asked, how long until Meghan makes some huge announcement to steal Eug's thunder...AGAIN? Well, not long at all. She could have waited until Eug had announced the baby's name. She could have waited until after the first (Covid-safe) official portrait. She could have waited until after the Queen met the baby. But nope. She had to have Valentines Day for her announcement.

Of course, Diana announced her pregnancy with Harry on Valentines Day, and we know how intent Meghan is on copying Diana.

I won't say it.

R46 Don't be Jealous. Her Royal Duchess of Sussex Meghan has sprouted the Royal Seed. Eugenie is nothing but a common English teapot.

Star Magazine reported last week or so that she's 6 months pregnant with a girl.

Diana Doria Maya (as in Angelou) is my prediction

The child's name will be a traditional name of an ancient artisanal mining tribe, May-Kebank.

Hopefully they don't use Diana as a first name. It almost seems insulting for the name "Diana" to be followed by the last name "Mountbatten Windsor".

Yuck. The thought of either having sex, just disgusting. 🤢

I wonder how far along she is. Her bump looks quite big.

Congratulations, Meghan.

On strengthening your position during the divorce negotiations.

R53 As a close friend of Harrys I can vouch that Meghan is 3 months and 6 days.

Since she'll never return to the UK, this baby will be born in the US. Having an anchor baby will make it easier for Harry to be awarded US citizenship.

"Eugenie" is trending right now on UK twitter....

Somebody upthread pointed out in jest 'but I thought they wanted a private life?'

Yet, really, tucked away in their tacky mansion she could have had that child without telling the world.

But then again what's the point of being alive if you don't tell the world?

The Express are saying the quiet part out loud:

I still would like to see those uncensored photos of Harry while he was cavorting in Las Vegas .

Is she black this week?

^ Don't give his wife any ideas.

Scobie says they announced "in tribute" to Diana's Valentine's Day announcement of her pregnancy with Harry.

See? Meghan really IS Diana 2.0!

"It's so hard to keep a pregnancy a secret!"

They should have announced it on the same day that fat Fugenie announced the birth of the pedophile's grandson, but happily still managed to anger the Klan Grannies by making a link to the announcement of Harry's birth.

Let's think of the name that would madden the Klan Grannies the most. Maybe Deona, an Afro American version of Diana?

The child might be another boy anyway.

The baby will definitely be a girl. Ain't no way Meghan was going to do that to her body again unless she could guarantee a Diana granddaughter. Sex-selective IVF is a boon to the modern merching mother.

Best wishes to them for a healthy pregnancy and delivery, full stop. But like everyone else I'm just mystified by their ongoing publicity campaign/s. That B&W photo just screams "look at us, we're expecting", which would be fine except these two have been the bitchiest re their family privacy and rights to it. Non-stop griping about it to all and sundry.

They've practically made it a second career, complaining about privacy and suing the tabs over it. Yet, here they are posing away for a professional photog, and releasing the photo.

I hope this is the end of the pregnancy pics. We're all still in lockdown so it should be no problem for them to lay low and keep out of the papers they so despise.

Who are the parents?

Meghan is now trending second in the UK after Fulham. Prince Pedrew's daughter's name is nowhere in sight.

Diana has already a granddaughter.

The picture is blurry because it was taken remotely and it probably IS the only one you'll get until she gives birth. Despite the Klan Grannies accusing Meghan of merching, the world only has about five photographs of Archie.

Moron at r71, the photo was taken professionally by their pal Misan Harriman (a pro photog) who was then granted permission to post it today. They paid for it, posed for it, and asked for it to be published today. FFS.

When Charlotte was born, William said he would never give a daughter the baggage of the first name Diana. I don't think Harry is that deep. And the fact that his pregnancy was announced on Valentine's Day and this baby's is, gotta tie in Saint Dead Mommy. If I were William, I'd be puking

Flailing spastic at R72, unplug from your ventilator for a second and read this. VIA IPAD.

"The pregnancy announcement came alongside a black-and-white photo of the couple, “taken remotely via iPad by their friend and longtime photographer, Misan Harriman,” per People. While the spokesperson did not indicate a prospective due date, Meghan’s baby bump is visible in the picture, for which she reportedly recycled a Carolina Herrera dress from her first pregnancy."

In these calamitous turbulent times this News fills me with Hope and Happiness. Its just what we all needed to know that our futures are going to be ok.

Eugenie and Kate are nothing but scheming whores and our Meghan is thankfully way above their nastiness. Eugenie and Kate should take lessons from the Duchess about proper protocol and etiquette. Her Majesty the Queen has already made shopping appointments at Charbonnel et Walker and Mappin $ Webb for the royal Baby.

I am now so looking forward now to my Afternoon English Tea knowing that Great Britain is saved.

Good question:

'Diana already has a granddaughter'

Yes, a MASSIVE one with a huge manly jaw and sunken beady eyes. Charlotte is 4ft tall already and will look like a transwoman by the time she's 18.

Meghan and Harry better do the right thing, and name this kid Diana. Think of the drama it will cause!

R78 even if its a boy?

Dodi for a boy!

William said he would never burden his daughter with the name Diana. I'll bet Meghan has no such scruples.

Golly, it's a shame they didn't announce when the child is due.

Now there will be endless speculation and perhaps even media intrusion of their privacy trying to track the pregnancy.

I feel so sorry for them already and just wish they'd thought of this possibility! They're just too trusting when it comes to the press and PR.

I hope they're OK. I'd ask, but I want to respect their privacy.

^ I just hope they don't have to sue anybody.

I look forward to a tacky stupid name.

Harrison. "Get it? He's Harry's Son!"

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I like Meghan, simply because she is so transparent, greedy, and shameless. Any one with any sense (not Harry) can see her coming from a mile away, yet she still clawed her way to what she considers her top.

Fat Eugenie has a pedophile's DNA and should be removed from the line of succession, along with dumpy Beatrice.

R86 I appreciate the raw ambition, but there's something in the Markle DNA that makes them incapable of playing the long game. Her, her father, her crazy sister, they all take the quick win and lose the war.

[QUOTE] Pretty Meghan is just perfect sweet dainty beauty at 5' 6" on the other hand Miss Frumpy know it all Kate is a terrible 5' 8" . She tries to outshine Meghan but always look like a Horse cart. I

Worse, trans Kate is 5ft 10 with 36A breasts. Manly and horrible. Meghan is small, cute and womanly.

[QUOTE] appreciate the raw ambition, but there's something in the Markle DNA that makes them incapable of playing the long game

Who wants to play a long game which ends up in you working until you drop dead? Kate will be still be cutting ribbons in the rain in her 80s. Great long game.

Meghan and Harry have a beautiful home in Montecito and will spend their time making TV shows. William wanted to do this too but Netflix rejected his pitch, so he's stuck opening schools and planting trees.

Very unlikely that Diana will be anything but a second name, if that. Archie didn't have a single royal name.

Scobie added that Meghan would likely catch up with the family virtually, explaining: 'Archie loves being on Zoom calls with the family and the Queen has been enjoying those throughout lockdown.'

uh...huh.

R90 Hmmm I beg to differ my dear. Meghan and Harry will live happily ever after while Biddy Kate will be bitter old maid after her divorce. King Charles and Queen Pamela will be the future King and Queen of England.

R33 is spot on.

On the celebrity eco system, nothing breeds more rancor than a black woman or biracial woman, dating and/or marrying a black Roman, ESPECIALLY a very pretty one.

* white man, NOT black Roman.

Wtf did my autocorrect just do????

Lol!

[quote] The picture is blurry because it was taken remotely and it probably IS the only one you'll get until she gives birth.

You've got to be kidding if you think there were paparazzi crouching in bushes far, far away. That picture was taken by a professional photographer with permission.

The racism and rancour against Meghan here has been so extreme that these trolls actually have a Datalounge name - Klan Grannies. The last time that happened was with the Prancing Ponies over a decade ago. They should think about what this means.

R94 I completely agree. People are just jealous of talented Meghan.

'That picture was taken by a professional photographer with permission.'

It was taken remotely via an ipad by one of their friends. Read the articles.

Why hasn't mega merching Meghan SOLD a photoshoot to the highest bidder, like you Klan fuckers said she would with the first pictures of Archie, and for Archie's first Christmas, first birthday, second Christmas? And yet she never has, and you were racist, and you were wrong.

My God! How did this happen?!

The "friend" IS a professional photographer morons.

Meghan is 5'6".

Wide.

Lol...

^ Super LOL. That's the truth of it and of course her sphincter lickers are losing what passes for their minds.

Another person to pollute the planet.

Look at it this way, with four in the private jet the carbon footprint shrinks, doesn't it?

Ah, who cares!

Transwoman Kate did a full photoshoot when she was pregnant. looking gross with a fat doughy face.

Will she sue The Star next? ROTFL

Lawsuits are Meagain's version of scrapbooking.

It's a shame Harry couldn't have found a nice, low key wife and led a dutiful, satisfying low key second son life over there. But maybe he's so fucked up he's drawn to the drama. Maybe that's how Diana scarred Harry... he needs a hot mess wife fueling conflict.

[quote]"The pregnancy announcement came alongside a black-and-white photo of the couple, “taken remotely via iPad by their friend and longtime photographer, Misan Harriman,” per People. While the spokesperson did not indicate a prospective due date, Meghan’s baby bump is visible in the picture, for which she reportedly recycled a Carolina Herrera dress from her first pregnancy."

Taken remotely by their friend a professional photographer, specifically for the purpose of making this announcement. Posed for, for this purpose.

Remote snap or not, it's still a pr set-up. Not usually an issue for the royals, but in this instance is in direct conflict to all the Sussex bleatings re their family privacy or lack thereof. That's what has people snickering.

Otherwise, best wishes for a healthy babe.

All you common Princess Meghan and Prince Harry haters, no matter what you say our future Queen Meghan is what Royalty should aspire to. She is the Crown Jewel of the World.

I wish them a healthy pregnancy and baby, and I wish the baby a heaping helping of common sense and self-possession which will allow her to survive her trainwreck parents.

Congrats to America's royal family.

America has a "Royal Family"?

It's a shame we had to have a dull, unimaginative OP with such a lame thread title.

One years for "MEGS IS UP THE DUFF" or something with even a molecule of oomph.

R113 Sure Kate

Jesus they have inadvertently breathed new life into the Meghan hating troll. Those threads were getting fewer and fewer.

R113 William and Kate are the biggest trainwrecks ever. Queen Elizabeth is devastated over those two and cries over them every night. William has been busy sowing his wild oats in Rose Hanbury while Kate deals with Menopause.

[quote]She is the Crown Jewel Thief of the World.

Fixed that for you.

Yes, I'm sure HM is devastated over the dutiful, attractive Cambridges with their charity work and lack of drama and picture-perfect children.

It's fairly hilarious that the trolls are labeling Kate as menopausal and Meghan as youthful when Kate is five months younger than Meghan.

Hello Magazine done fucked up

I think the report of trial delay was her initial "announcement",and we will see the miracle daughter Diana Deux Doria born via scheduled C-section right on Diana's birthday!

If there is a girl on the way, I hope the little lady has the self-confidence to withstand the constant references and comparisons to her Sainted Granny

It doesn't matter as they won't use his REAL name, will they HENRY?

[quote]Hello Magazine done fucked up

If Hello got a quote from Diana, I think we're burying the lede here!

Personally I don't see a strong resemblance to Diana in the Cambridge children. Kate's strong genes are probably a blessing. Being constantly compared to a grandmother you never met sounds fun.

R119 Right. I'm sure Her Majesty was even more devastated by the latest YouGov poll that showed that William was now Britain's most popular royal, with the Queen down to second place and Kate hot on HM's heels in 3rd place.

Pet, dear, you're going to have to try much harder than that around here.

By the way, next time you chat with HM, would you ask her what she really carries in those handbags, because the homos on DL are just dying to know?

R9 Yeah its over the top. Personally I find them both kind of bland and uninteresting but I don't believe Megan is this uniquely awful figure. At least not anymore so than your average celebutante. I think it comes down to a segment of commenters who still live mentally in the early 1960s and resent anyone who isn't 100 percent WASP. After all, this is a site where threads regularly pop up debating who is " white adjacent" vs "white".

Well, we all knew this was in the works after the court granted that ling delay.

And, as always, the photo is so insufferably self-conscious and unnecessary that one doesn't know whether to laugh or vomit.

^*long delay

The Daily Star's front page is pretty brutal:

R133 - oh, my, that IS brutal! Well, she wanted to pick a fight with the press, she got one. Did she think they were all going to play nice with her now?

It is - Especially since they were not among the publications ever sued by her.

But it's also hilarious.

R130 for me, they're a fun harmless soap opera amidst the constant fuckery of our imploding world.

Their commitment to making avoidable mistakes is very admirable: ending a successful tour through Africa by complaining about themselves. Bravo!!

And of course the way that their words never match up with their actions.

Not sure why people quote YouGov as if it's some bastion of neutral integrity. It was founded and is run by conservatives.

Also apparently "wishing not to have constant lies made up about them in tabloids desperate to get eyeballs and their every move dissected and criticized in the worst possible light" is now "never seen or heard from in public again otherwise they didn't really mean it". Like it would stop you hens clucking in either case.

She was doing fine in the YouGov polls before people realized what she was really like, r137. She was pretty high up. Stop making excuses. It's not the pollsters.

'It's a shame Harry couldn't have found a nice, low key wife and led a dutiful, satisfying low key second son life over there'

Who is it a shame for? Certainly not Harry. Why should he be stuck standing behind William for decades when he was always far more popular? He's living in Montecito and making TV shows with his wife while William is stuck in cold, rain sodden Norfolk all year.

[quote]I don't believe Megan is this uniquely awful figure.

Not uniquely awful just so baldly obvious. This board should let that pass unremarked?

Harry won't be making anything. Meghan will, he just has to smile pretty when they do a press conference

'Remote snap or not, it's still a pr set-up. Not usually an issue for the royals, but in this instance is in direct conflict to all the Sussex bleatings re their family privacy or lack thereof. '

Will you fuck off. They never said they weren't going to live a public life, they just wanted to release photos on their own terms. They could hardly neglect to announce the pregnancy but it's one photo where Replikate would have released about ten. She looks to be six months along whereas the other royals announce much earlier.

Meghan left Britain for privacy and to escape racism.

So naturally America was the next stop.

'Personally I don't see a strong resemblance to Diana in the Cambridge children.'

True, they're nowhere near as good looking and have Kate's tiny muddy deep set eyes instead of Diana's large blue ones.

'Not sure why people quote YouGov as if it's some bastion of neutral integrity. It was founded and is run by conservatives.'

They revere it because all Klan Grannies are Trumpies/Tories. It goes with the territory. Harry could not give a fuck about YouGov anyway when he has a global audience for his Netflix and Spotify productions.

Kate is more beautiful than Diana ever was and Kate's children are FAR more beautiful than Diana's children were.

'Pet, dear, you're going to have to try much harder than that around here.'

Who is this retarded creep calling everyone 'pet'? She sounds about 92 years old. Let's hope covid does its thing.

R143 my personal favorite was Harry talking about how triggered he is by paparazzi right before moving to Los Angeles.

'Kate is more beautiful than Diana ever was'

Oh my sides! Diana had a natural beauty, charisma and vibrancy that Kate completely lacks. Kate is only 39 yet her eyes are sunk in dark wrinkles. She looks 50 already.

'my personal favorite was Harry talking about how triggered he is by paparazzi right before moving to Los Angeles.'

Oh dear, Geography really isn't your strong suit, is it, Granny? LA is 84 miles away from Montecito.

84 miles is the distance between London and Swindon, for the UK Klanners. Would you say you lived in London if you lived in Swindon? Nope.

History isn't your strong suit is it, you dumb cunt? They lived in LA for 5 months before moving to Montecito

They moved to LA before Montecito. Do keep up.

God, I pray their next kid is a girl and they name her Diana. It's exactly the kind of crass, tone-deaf move I would expect from those two.

I feel concern for our Duchess Meghan and future King Harry. All they want to do is good for everyone and some privacy. There is nothing wrong in celebrating the sovereign right of Pregnancy and Birth. It is every women's and man's birth right. What do they get instead - Harassment and nastiness by these Jealous Kate trolls.

I think R119 is part of this Kate QANON group trying to bring down the historic monarchy and just like YouGov are targeting this beautiful couple. Have some respect for Democracy. All of the United Nations is counting on these two to be a Beacon of hope as they shine the light of Liberty and Justice for all of humanity Lets all be United with Meghan and Harry. They are the future.

Diana had a huge nose and always kept her hair so short. I think Kate is prettier and she comes across as a nicer person.

Diana looked like she could go full psycho if pushed far enough. She was so moody even when she knew she was being papped, and it was passed off as shyness. Please.

'They lived in LA for 5 months before moving to Montecito'

So the fuck what? They have now settled permanently 84 miles outside LA. There have been barely any photographs of them since they moved.

'God, I pray their next kid is a girl and they name her Diana. It's exactly the kind of crass, tone-deaf move I would expect from those two.'

I wouldn't hold your breath, Klan cunt. Archie didn't have a single royal name. The child will probably be a boy anyway. I hope they give him an American name like Chad or Brad to really wind you British bigots up.

Diana had oodles of charisma, but not "prettiness" or even real "beauty". Kate has less charisma, but more genuineness and is far, far more beautiful than Diana was.

'Diana had a huge nose and always kept her hair so short. I think Kate is prettier and she comes across as a nicer person.'

Kate is a vain whore who had a nose job and is too ugly and man like already to get away with short hair. Only true beauties like Diana and Marilyn Monroe can pull of short hair.

It's amazing, just block r157 and the thread becomes entirely readable.

Klan Grannies never block anybody. They are here to fight and attack anybody who defends Meghan or abuses trans Kate.

Kate is gorgeous. That's why Meghan is so jealous of her.

If they were really smart, which they're not known to be, the baby girl would be named Elizabeth, after the queen and the queen mum.

[Quote] Meghan

Cunt

R164 Eugenie is the fatass, Meghan is our beautiful Angel

Why are you Klan fuckers so convinced the baby is a girl? They'll probably call her Alice after Alice Walker if she is. A nice English name and a black author.

FUGENIE was fat even before she was pregnant. Gross with a big scar down her back too.

Meghan is a fatass these days too, if today's announcement pic is anything to go by. Her thighs look ..meaty.

Kate and Wills told to renounce their place in the succession as the queen should be the UK's last monarch!

Lay off Heavenly Beautiful Mother Diana you bitches. You don't want her scorn. She is spirit Godmother to handsome Archie and the Royal Baby.

'Meghan is a fatass these days too, if today's announcement pic is anything to go by. Her thighs look ..meaty.'

Big deal, Klanner - she's 6 months pregnant from the size of that bump. Her thighs will return to being slender just like they did post Archie. Kate will never lose that baggy saggy look her face has as the Queen has banned her from having cosmetic surgery.

Eugene and Beatrice have very nice teeth. I see the royals are finally getting braces for their children. The practice should become more widespread in the UK.

Eugenie's scar is pretty rad looking, actually.

Meghan took a looooong time to get that weight off, Megstan. And this time, she's that much older. MUCH harder this time around. She'll stay chunky.

It's ugly as sin. If Meghan had a scar like that you'd all be mocking and squawking.

'Meghan took a looooong time to get that weight off, Megstan. '

It was all gone by the time she made her last appearance in the UK, around Feb 2020. So she took less than ten months, which is normal. Why do you expect her to pie out when she's been so thin all her life?

Nobody wants to look at Prince Pedrew's daughters.

And Eugenie has a loving cousin in law (and c-i-l's sister) who are CHAMPS at getting thin after pregnancy and who will share all their secrets. All Meghan has is her plastic surgeon's number, so in order to get off that weight, Meghan will have to get a few ugly scars on her too.

Kate and her sister got that weight off in under 3 months each.

'And Eugenie has a loving cousin in law (and c-i-l's sister) who are CHAMPS at getting thin after pregnancy and who will share all their secrets. All Meghan has is her plastic surgeon's number, so in order to get off that weight, Meghan will have to get a few ugly scars on her too.'

Fugenie has been FAT all her life. She wouldn't have been employed as the glamour on any game show or long running drama series with that plump face and double chin. Meghan weighed 110 lbs her entire life until she was pregnant with Archie and a year later was back to that. Eugenie was last 110 lbs (around 8 stone) when she was ten years old.

Even after Meghan lost all the weight a year later, her body was permanently changed and her waist significantly thickened. Imagine how much thicker it will get this time...

That’s very nice for them. It’s especially nice for little Archie, who is probably very lonely and could use a friend. And someone who will hide behind the curtains with him when mommy gets angry.

For reality see this Documentary called The Windsor's on Netflix

Kate had Ebola and Is a Gypsy. Another Shocker is that Eugenie and Beatrice are inbred.

'Even after Meghan lost all the weight a year later, her body was permanently changed and her waist significantly thickened. Imagine how much thicker it will get this time...'

It would have to thicken by about ten inches to reach the size of Fugenie's waist pre pregnancy. Meghan is a tiny slip of a thing, which is why she was employed on TV shows. All actresses are underweight.

It’s a girl because that’s where the money is, stupid.

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'It’s a girl because that’s where the money is, stupid.'

What money, moron? What the fuck are you talking about?

Kate has always had a rectangular shape with narrow hips, rather like a transwoman in fact.

R184 Thank you for pointing out the obvious facts. Eugenie is big boned and people in America don't know that. R186 one can see the photoshop and we all know that it lead to William cheating on her that night as per Royal inside sources..

Uh- huh, r189. Sure.

[quote]They could hardly neglect to announce the pregnancy but it's one photo where Replikate would have released about ten.

"Replikate" is the future Queen and wife of the direct heir, so it's natural for there to be a major announcement of any of her pregnancies. She's more important than Megs by a factor of about ten, so its a worthless comparison.

R191 Sure Jan

r90 I recall you making that claim before about William being rejected by netflix but provided no evidence or source when repeatedly asked.

Kate is still tall, slim, lithe, gorgeous and stylish while Meghan is squat, square, plastic-faced and cross-eyed and badly dressed. And now she'll be chunky for the next year to boot - again.

r122 And I have an inkling has one more pregnancy in her too. I think Kate will have 4 children like the Queen.

R177 stop trying to make Pedrew happen. It didn’t work last time. It’s not working this time. You’ll have to use your tiny imagination to come up with something new.

These Meghan Haters need a reality check. They cannot bear the fact that she is loved and admired by the world. Kate loves and worships her too.

Kate is probably done. Especially with the state of the world, a 4th pregnancy isn't a good look. "Another mouth for the taxpayers!" They have 3 adorable kids, they're good.

Definitely Kate could have another yet. While this is Meghan's last. Although I'm sure that, since two is enough to secure the hefty divorce payout she wants to nail down, she probably doesn't care about that. She doesn't strike me as particularly maternal.

The world loves Meghan? Meghan's own mother didn't like Meghan enough to stick around and raise her.

And Kate barely remembers who Meghan is, outside of vaguely recalling that squat evil troll who nearly came to live next to her.

r157 I am british and love the names Chad and Brad! Assume less!

r198 I dont think the taxpayers feed the royal children and I think most people in the UK would be pleased or at least not hostile to the news of a fourth pregnancy.

R200 if you say so Pet (NOT) Grow up

Lovely

Where was this photo distributed (besides Scobie), since they no longer have social media accounts of their own?

"Yes, a MASSIVE one with a huge manly jaw and sunken beady eyes. Charlotte is 4ft tall already and will look like a transwoman by the time she's 18."

Boy, are YOU a retarded twat.

Do the Harkles know that their following is full of desperately mentally ill teenage girls like the "Klan Grannies EVERYWHERE!" troll?

Do they realize how bad these lunatics make them look?

They gave the Squad a shoutout in their book, so I doubt they care

r208. If they are actually promoting these lunatics they'll never, ever, ever get back into the public's good graces.

The replies...

What does taking a picture remotely mean? Was the photographer not at the park? The photographer was in another city and taking it over Zoom?

People are saying they will name the baby Veronica if it’s a girl and Reggie if it’s a boy.

What a wonderful gesture 👏 ❤ on St Valentines Day 💝

[QUOTE] While this is Meghan's last. Although I'm sure that, since two is enough to secure the hefty divorce payout she wants to nail down, she probably...

Is your IQ even in triple figures? Without Harry the Netflix and Spotify deals are null and void. They will always be much, much more valuable as a couple than they would be divorced.

[QUOTE] Do the Harkles know that their following is full of desperately mentally ill teenage girls like the "Klan Grannies EVERYWHERE!" troll?

I assume you're joking? Rumour has it that Meghan coined the name.

[QUOTE] stop trying to make Pedrew happen

Why are you defending a paedophile? A paedophile and his ghastly lumpen, scarred spawn? Are you a paedo yourself, perhaps?

This is perfect! Just in time for Meghan to skip most of the upcoming festivities, but plenty of time for surprise appearance bringing Archie and baby Diana to Diana's statue unveiling this summer.

Harry's dirty feet are coming for quite a bit of uncomplimentary commentary on social media.

God, they are so bloody predictable. They never miss an opportunity to announce how shallow and self-regarding they are.

No wonder they made William and Kate look so good to the British public.

I hope I'm around long enough for when MeAgain figures out her kids will ALWAYS be bigger media stars than her because they were BORN into Royalty.

If they stay in SoCal, these kids are gonna be tabloid superstars the second they start puberty and start having more public lives.

Of course that's like 15 years away or so...when Megs will be in her mid 50s. A particularly vulnerable age.

I see lots of bitter screaming matches with little Archie and definitely little Diana II because they're gonna be bigger stars than Momma Megs.

I see alcoholism in her future.

R128 - then you missed the fact that Charlotte is already showing that she inherited Diana's legendary legs. Check out the Father's Day photo of William last year with Charlotte leaning up against him. Those three are going to be tall and gorgeous.

R219 posted that while masturbating furiously

I imagine they will live stream the birth. As they are so private.

You seem unhinged, R216.

I’m not defending a paedophile, just the English language, as every couple of months you resurface and try to get the “Pedrew” name happening, which it never does, as it’s neither clever nor funny and obviously isn’t catching on.

But you do you and keep flogging that dead horse.

So will it be Penelope/Rupert, Ebonee/D'Shawn, or Rainbow/Silver?

R197 - yes we noticed how much Kate loves her at their last as appearance together at Westminister Abbey.

And we noticed how popular she is in the latest YouGov poll where Meghan placed 11th. Behind the likes of Camilla and Zara Tindall.

Kate neither needs nor wants a 4th kid. She had difficult pregnancies, she's 39, she had 3 healthy, gorgeous kids and when the lockdown ends the senior royals are going to be out there reminding the UK public of their presence.

They're going to be out there making social bank on how well they comported themselves in solidarity with the Populace in the dark days.

While H&M abandoned ship, enjoyed sunny skies 5600 miles away, signed deals with people who slandered Harry's family, lectured the world via Zoom about climate change whilst having bought a house with 16 bathrooms, 9 bedrooms, a huge swimming pool, and a guest house in parched CA.

Yup. They're just adored back in Old Blighty.

You're the irony troll, I take it?

What I find the most disgusting about the Royals at large is how that bunch in Britain feel they are too good to hop on a plane and come to the US to visit the son and grandson they all claim to love so much. Charles whining about missing his grandson yet he's not made one move toward seeing the child. Very telling. And protocol be damned. If they really cared they'd come.

R206 She trots that same bit about Charlotte out on every MM thread. When the kid is on the magazine covers at 16 with her racehorse legs, beautiful skin, silly hair, and impish smile, the troll will still be trotting it out, oblivious to reality.

She's drowning in her own bile, so she probably will die of septicemia in a few years so won't live to see the tall, charming (and by then Wales) kids on every magazine cover in the stacks, while Harry's kids run with the Hollywood set and are snorting coke at 14.

R226 haha you're so clueless. The heir to the throne can't just hop on a plane to the other side of the world when he feels like it.

^*silky hair (you know, the long straight silky hair Meghan always wanted but can only get with weaves).

Meghan is living the white life she always dreamed of, and once in awhile when its strategic to do so she remembers she's anti-black.

She's pathologically jealous of Kate, not least for her beautiful hair, her shapely legs, her tiny waist, and her kids' higher rank.

The truth hurts. Eat it, troll.

^*damn this autocorrect!!!

Remembers she's semi-black...

[quote] The heir to the throne can't just hop on a plane to the other side of the world when he feels like it.

Complete BULLSHIT! It may take a little pre-planning but they are human beings, not Gods. They won't come because they think it will be seen as them lowering themselves to the same level as commoners. If Charles told his staff 'get a trip to Los Angeles together for myself and Camilla within the next 5 days', I can guarantee you it would be done. They could, but they won't, because they think they're above that. Fuck 'em.

R226 seems to have forgotten we're in the midst of a pandemic.

Poor dim Harry picks Valentine's Day to announce the pregnancy just like Mummy except Mummy announced the pregnancy on the 13th February in the morning and it was huge news on every tv channel and the radio all day and that night. People were complaining as it pushed the new leader of the USSR as the lead news item. Because it was the "olden days' the papers didn't go to print until that night for the next day.

Imagine being that dumb, looking at the old headlines but not reading the actual story, it's hilarious.

R232 Most Americans seem to forget we are in a pandemic hence the highest rate of Covid-19 in the world

R226 - As if, you know, Meghan really invited them and wants them there.

Meghan is like Sauron: she doesn't share power. One reason she bailed so quickly was to ensure that her husband and their child were far removed from any influence but hers.

Meghan, in case you hadn't noticed, is not big on extended family togetherness except insofar as it suits her needs. She ditched all her black relatives when she grew up, we know how the white side went as she ditched her poor old adoring fat slob of a father the minute she started dating royalty, and she doesn't want the Windsors near her kids.

Which is fine, as the Windsors don't want her near theirs, either.

And you can JUST imagine how the Windsors getting on a private plane in the middle of one of the world's, and Britain's, greatest crises since WWII would have looked at home where Kate and William couldn't even go to Scotland without Nicola Sturgeon laying into them.

But sure, sure dear little troll: it's really because they're too "grand".

Nothing to do with how Meghan put the boot in to the people who put her on the global map and turned her into the Duchess of Grandiosity Herself.

Try harder next time.

Harry and Meghan will be playing the "Diana" card when they're 80.

There are rumours circulating that this was an IVF pregnancy, and that this time Meghan self-selected fetuses in vitro for a girl precisely so she could burden the poor kid with the Legend of Diana.

God help the poor girl if she arrives looking like Doria Ragland. Meghan got lucky with Archie: he looks suitably white with straight hair, fair skin, and her father's nose.

I'd open a Name Predictions thread, but we all know that if it is the selected girl, she'll be called "Diana".

On the off-chance it's a boy - well, coming up with something that works with Archie will be tough guessing.

And speaking of boys, the oft-referred to "rental agreement" in the media between the Brooksbanks and the Sussexes is nothing of the kind. Frogmore Cottage is a Crown Estate property. Any revenues it generates, including "rent" go to the Queen, the "manager" of Crown Estates properties, who then channels it back into the Sovereign Grant through the Crown Estates account.

No one else can sell or rent or otherwise profit off a Crown Estates property. If the Harkles have a lease on which they have been paying market rent to HM, and the Brooksbanks are now staying in it, all that "rental agreement" means is that the Brooksbanks are now paying that rent to HM - not to the Harkles. You cannot "sublet" a Crown Estates property unless you yourself are paying the rental upfront and all the sub-letters are doing is reimbursing you for what you've duly paid into the Crown Estate's coffers.

Or, the Brooksbanks have taken over the lease for the foreseeable future, helping to head off the perception, which is probably true, that the Harkles are never going to live there as real residents again - they'll just be dropping from time to time. Their furniture and belongings have been removed and either shipped to America or stored. Their home base is in California, and they'll use FC occasionally for appearances, especially as Harry still needs a UK address for tax purposes in America.

What the BRF wants to do is play both ends against the middle and not make it too clear that they booted the Sussexes arses out. They will, of course, welcome them pointedly to private family events (like the upcoming funerals of HM and the DoE), and the unveiling of Diana's statue in the grounds of Kensington Palace, Diana's namesake pointedly in tow for the news media.

Meghan should give courses in How Ruthlessly To Fuck And Suck And Grift To The Top Even Without Any Real Talent.

Not being British, I don't care about any of these people. I have new respect for Blake Lively, who managed to get through an entire pregnancy and childbirth without anyone knowing about it.

I thought Meghan McCain was MeAgain?

The Markle haters are so unoriginal and bland.

R237 - Then what are you doing on this thread?

R239 I really don't know. I usually just pass these threads by, but came in to have a read. I suppose I should be happy for them, but not knowing either of them personally, I just can't bring myself to care all that much. They seem to attract a lot of rancor from people, which I don't understand. I don't care one way or the other.

R240 - Why would anyone by "happy" for strangers? That includes Kate and William, Eugenie and Jack, and we must suppose, eventually, Bea and Edo?

It's fun and fertile ground for gossip, but "happy"?!

Doesn't apply to most of the rest of us, either.

The Harkles keep making public spectacles of themselves. We oblige by gossiping about them.

But I assure you most of could care less about how they feel about having another baby, an occurrence that is for the most part one of the most common aspects of the human condition.

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Archie is so ugly. His eyes are so close set, he looks like a FAS baby. The next one will probably be just as homely. Harkle is so far down the royal food chain, I can't imagine their kids ever having any relevance in America. Meghan has delusions of grandeur, but whatever floats her boat.

No need to attack children and babies in this thread. I wonder how many posters are DL regulars and how many just jump from anti Markle and anti Kate threads to keep posting the same stuff over and over again?

That lickspittle sycophant Omid Scobie looks like an extraterrestrial, he's had so much bizarre face work.

[quote]while Harry's kids run with the Hollywood set and are snorting coke at 14.

I've wondered if that's going to happen, i.e. they'll turn into Celebutante Hollywood brats like Brody Jenner, Cindy Crawford's kids, The Willis/Moore daughters etc. So many children of celebs in LA get sucked into that lifestyle, it would be beyond embarrassing if that happened to Harry's kids.

When has Meghan ever been black? She's lived a white life in a white world her entire life.

Surprise! Not. Oprah gets the first interview with Harry and Meghan.

An interview with Oprah? Didn't they want privacy?

This is another way to alienate the British public and Harry's family.

They've been departed from Royal life for nearly a year now. How much longer are they going to be able to make hay with that? I suppose if the one-year review next month results in them permanently losing their patronages and such, they can keep it going a while longer.

What's going to be interesting is 2022, when the babies have all been born and the separation from the BRF is old news. They're really going to have to get those Netflix shows off the ground if they want to stay relevant.

This is who Oprah wants to showcase? Not first responders? Not people who overcame the virus? But a rich dude who was handed every advantage in life and the woman who married him? What has he actually achieved? He gives money to charity? So do lots of people.

He will talk about his mom, because that's what viewers really want to hear about. Meghan will humblebrag about how perfect their life is. Oprah and Meghan will kiss each other's asses on camera, constantly reminding us that they're buddies with each other.

I don’t know why announcing you’re going to have a baby soon is so shocking and surprising. What did people expect, they were never going to mention it, and one of these days they take another baby outside and no one was going to ask where it came from or whether they kidnapped it? Were they supposed to hide the poor kid in the attic for the rest of its life so nobody would be offended?

Considering all the people who claimed she wasn’t really pregnant with Archie, or that Archie didn’t even exist and it was all a lie, I’m not surprised they released a picture of her pregnant before the birth. All these conspiracy theorists will say it’s a pillow, but sooner or later another kid is going to turn up.

I don’t even like her, but come on. At least they didn’t fire a cannon at the gender reveal party and kill somebody. Most people that have a kid have some kind of announcement or shower or something. They’re not doing anything different than anybody else does, famous or not. It seems ridiculous to insist they never mention the child, when nobody on earth does that.

The description of the interview is that Meghan will sit down with Oprah for an in depth interview and Harry will later join them.

It's the "Meghan Leaving The Royal Family and How She's Thriving Show", folks.

[quote]Harry and Meghan will be playing the "Diana" card when they're 80.

And Diana is fading more and more as time goes on. There is a whole generation of grown adults who weren't around for Diana or they're much too young to remember her. She's an historical figure to them and they have no connection to her.

[quote] At least they didn’t fire a cannon at the gender reveal party and kill somebody.

Yes, we have to give them that.

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r251 Oprah is a self righteous overated phoney.

R257, Oprah is accomplished, and she's an embodiment of the American Dream. She started off very poor, and she became one of the richest women in the world. But for some reason, she wants to suck up to "royalty". Five years ago, she probably wouldn't even talk to Meghan. Who knows...maybe Meghan even tried to introduce herself at one point, but Oprah had no time.

Accomplished I totally agree r258 but I do think she is also phoney.

I look forward to the Feets Troll to comment...

You people are all insane.

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The Daily Mail needs fact checkers. "This child will get automatic American citizenship if born in America!"

A child born to an American citizen, anywhere in the world, is automatically an American citizen.

Not quite, r263. If the child is born on a US military base that is true, but if the child is born to an American parent living abroad the child has to be registered at the US Embassy and go through (some very simple) hoops before they are granted US citizenship.

No r264 it's automatic now. The law was changed years ago.

Huge interview with Oprah on CBS. This is the Klan Grannies' worst nightmare. KGs swore up and down that Oprah wouldn't want anything to do with Meghan.

From the comments I've read here, there are no "Klan Grannies." It's not Meghan's race that's an issue, it's the fact that she's a shallow, self-centered grifter.

Supposedly the interview has already been taped. There's no going back.

They have a right to speak to whomever they choose, certainly. But this is a crucial turning point for them, and their new "free" lives in the US. If they sit with Oprah to talk about their new work with Netflix, their goals and plans, charity work, and how their family is doing stateside, well ok.

If they as much as whine even a bit about how "hard" everything has been for them, how 'awful' the BRF was, the UK media, how put out they are and how no one asks how they're doing - they're toast. Not just in the UK, where there's really no going back for them already - but in the US as well. Thousands dead from COVID, jobs lost, lives ruined, and if one negative bit of whining from two privileged coddled royals-in-exile is heard their brand is damaged, perhaps beyond saving.

And make no mistake, this is all about building their US brand. How do they want to be seen and perceived? As strong, capable, creative survivors, who left a difficult situation to re-invent themselves and start a new young family abroad? Or as vengeful negative whiners constantly unhappy with their lot in life no matter how much is handed to them or how much publicity they garner simply because of Harry's birth status. It's a fine line for them here.

[quote]Or as vengeful negative whiners constantly unhappy with their lot in life no matter how much is handed to them or how much publicity they garner simply because of Harry's birth status.

But that IS what they are. And Meghan isn't a good enough actress to convince the public they are anything else.

Great post r268

Harry strikes me as someone who feels he still has a birthright to fame and a birthright to be considered worth listening too and having something to say because of that birthright elevating what he has to say .show or give insight on despite paradoxically wanting to reject everything else that comes with that birthright. It is actually mindblowingly contradictory to think you have a birthright to fame and an audience whilst at the same time rejecting everything else about your birthright.

If he was always just a normal average posh out of touch Harry nobody would give a rats arse about his opinions and thoughts.

What does he think the basis for his fame is long term in the post royal family era he is embarking upon for himself? Is it arrogance or does he just blank out the fact in the long run his fame has no enduring basis and diminshing significance post royal life?

He really is playing it short term and I believe it will not play out well for him.

Yes, let's not forget that his decision to marry Meghan is what elevated her to worldwide fame and status. Harry may not be a scholar, but it's perfectly possible he inherited his mother's cunning along with her emotional instability. He married Meghan not because he was too blinkered by love to see what she was, but because he saw EXACTLY what she was. In the short-term, she got him out of the BRF and into a luxurious lifestyle in California. He's using her as much as she's using him, and the day her schemes can't keep him rich and famous without any effort on his part is the day he starts looking for a way out. Harry knows that even if the California project goes tits-up, his family will look after him.

Thanks r270. I mean, everyone always says how smart and savvy Meghan is, supposedly. Well this interview is going to be the true test of how sharp she truly is. There's no hiding that.

This will all be on them. They can't blame the palace, The Queen, William, the courtiers, or British media for any of it if it goes tits up.

r272

You are welcome and more good points well made. I just get a very strong sense from both of them that they are addicted to feeling like the victim and actually relish victimhood which is really distorting and unhealthy. I hate to say it but Princess Diana was the same.Always the victim even when she was the wrongdoer. She milked the wronged woman ,victim of her husbands adultery card for all it was worth but had no hesitation in having affairs or pursuing other married men and making victims of their wives. Eg Julia Carling.I bet she was perplexed by the Diana the lovely saint on earth reaction in the aftermath years after she died.

R273 I always wondered too what Julia Carling thought of Saint Diana not much I presume. In fact I think this was when the public started to turn on Diana for breaking up Will and Julia's marriage. Julia was far prettier than Diana and media star back then, she was hounded by the paparazzi and the public felt very sorry for her that she had only been married for a short while when Diana decided she wanted Will. Of course he was to blame too but Diana's image as some sort of saint changed after that. Plus she dropped Will like a hot potato to take the heat off her. It really changed the perception of Diana as some wronged woman who was a victim of the awful Charles.

Yeah, people forget how much the tabs had turned on Diana that last summer of her life. If she'd lived, her reputation today probably wouldn't be much better than Fergie's. The difference is that Diana was politically dangerous in a way Fergie could never be. That landmine campaign really pissed off parts of the British government, and there was also her troublesome history of dating Muslim men. If Diana had been nothing BUT tabloid fodder, she'd still be here. Her ability to command the world press and to potentially give the future King William a Muslim half-sibling is what did her in. The BRF are rich twats who had nothing to do with Diana's early death, but the British Intelligence services? That's another story.

I don't think they'll do Diana as a first/primary name...I'm sure Megs wants to but it's just too obvious

Maybe it'll be Veronica to go with Archie!

Veronica Diana Elizabeth Doria Oprah Mountbatten-Windsor!

Meghan will definitely talk about being the most trolled person on social media and black America will feel sympathy for her. Klan Grannies on here are no barometer of how people feel about them. She's a biracial woman being attacked by white media and white trolls. You're insane if you think she won't get sympathy. Oprah will express love and concern and the rest will follow. Charles is already hated in the US because of the Crown and William is exactly the same. Kate is a dutiful brood mare.

Whatever the first name is, the second name will be something that could double as a middle name. A lot of celebrities do that in case their offspring want to use that as their stage name (see the Jolie-Pitt kids). Archie Harrison was in that vein, so Diana's will be along those lines too. Maybe something as simple as Diana Ragland Mountbatten-Windsor.

Well, here we go. The Daily Beast is reporting that Harry and Megs ARE due to lose all Royal patronages on March 31st. Meghan has timed this beautifully: Even if this separation has been planned for months, the Oprah interview will make the palace's actions seem retaliatory. Meghan's pregnant status will make her look like that much more of a victim.

Like her dead mother-in-law, though, Meghan is a tactician, not a strategist. After the initial furor dies down, the Sussexes will be in the exact same position they are in now, without even the sliver of a possibility of Royal support in the future. Meghan may not care, but Harry might very much care at some future point, after Meghan has kicked him to the curb and he's desperately looking for a refuge.

[quote] Klan Grannies on here are no barometer of how people feel about them.

I haven't read anything racial on here. It about Meghan being a con and a grifter, which is an opinion that is shared in the world at large.

The interview may gain them some traction in America, but it won't affect the BRF all that much. The BRF is concerned about the British public, and they clocked the Sussexes for the grifters they are long ago. The interview will be a one-week wonder in the US and maybe the international press, and then Harry and Meghan will have to come up with something else to keep the public's attention (e. g., merching the new baby for all the poor mite is worth).

The Palace seems braced to weather the storm, knowing that after March 31st they are shut of the Sussexes for good.

I don't know where they got their info but here's what someone they posted on Instagram.

[QUOTE] Merching the new baby for all the poor mite is worth

You sound fucking stupid when you say this. You claimed they would 'merch' Archie by selling his photos to the highest bidder and making sure he advertised designer baby gear. It never happened.

How does it feel to be so unintelligent, and so endlessly endlessly wrong?

[QUOTE] ...and then Harry and Meghan will have to come up with something else to keep the public's attention

They don't need to 'come up' with anything, you imbecile. They have content making deals with Netflix and Spotify.

[quote]Charles is already hated in the US because of the Crown and William is exactly the same.

Puh-lease. Charles isn't hated in the US, he's at most liked and at the least ignored by Americans who don't care about the BRF. William has done nothing but gain popularity ground the past year or two in the UK, he now outranks The Queen in the Uk.gov polls, with Kate not very far behind. His image has never been more well-regarded, at home and abroad.

YouGov is a conservative organization. Of course they support the royal family.

Never watched Oprah and have no intention to watch this interview, from two individuals who claimed they wanted privacy and out of the spotlight, but alas, that does not bring in any financial gain.

[Quote]But I assure you most of could care less about how they feel about having another baby

You have pronoun problems, among other issues.

Spitting Image has been doing some funny piss takes on Harry and Megs. Go to 6:21

R284- You don't know how this works, do you? Spongebob and Harry have to provide the produce the content. Since they are boring, lazy, and talent free, it isn't happening. When was their last podcast? The one with boring celebrities like Auntie Elton' s asinine ramblings about having to have AA meetings from his $$$$$ home because of C19? Riveting. It just spoke to all suffering from unemployment. 😒🙄

Scary how realistic this is

^^^ Top comment below that vid is also class:

"Original press release: “Yes, this planet is doomed, and people are evil and racist and selfish, but we need attention so we decided to put another celebrity infant with the carbon footprint of an African country into the world.“

You're obsessed freaks who get off on ridiculing a woman of color and her family.

It's not because she's a woman of color (even though she's never been black in her life) it's other things.

So much eye rolling on my part right now.

TBH, I think very few people actually give any kind of fuck about the Royal Family in the U.S. other than as a modest soap opera amusement via tabloid press and social media.

As for the shrieky Meghan Bots who constantly scream about racism, here's a newsflash for ya: You can dislike the actions or even the personality of a person and have it have nothing to do with their ethnicity.

A shitty person is a shitty person regardless of skin color.

"Woman of color" (snort). I'm darker than she is AND I don't have to put on orange makeup/fake tan to deepen my "color" for the photographers. Look at her hairline and her part, ffs. My scalp isn't that white. My scalp doesn't clash with the rest of my body. Hers does.

Why do you think the kid is white enough to have been convincingly named 'Casper'?

Fuck off into your well-earned death via greasefire, r293.

^^^Look at that dead white hair part.

Here she is pre- Harry, showing what she looks like when she's not intentionally "blacking up".

See? That's why the kid is dead-white. Because she is FAR more white than she is "of color"

Pretty sure Archie is a Monster Baby.

That kid is fucking huge.

See how on a proper person of color the scalp is only a few shades lighter, with no sharp color break between the face and the scalp color?

Why is Meghan's hair part/scalp 12-15 shades lighter than her face?

Because she's 2/3- 3/4 white.

Which makes sense, since her mother is also a mixed race woman.

Face it: Meghan is, on balance, a white woman.

R296 wishing death on people who disagree with their wanton cruelty - very anti-Meghan freak behavior.

I'm sure black people just LOVE when white people tell them they aren't "black enough", too.

When did the royal family become such a paragon of virtue that they are seen as totally different from Meghan? They're Nazi-related pedophile kleptos who got their wealth by taking it from people through force. They're just angry no one cares about their dreary, waterlogged island anymore.

The way she wishes death on Will and Kate's little children, Spongebob? Gtg out of here basic bitch. No one gives a fuck what color you claim to be this week. You are repulsive.

For Meghan to lay a false claim to Blackness is a slap in the face of all who genuinely experience Blackness.

So say her own Alma Mater Northwestern University

Lots of people are related to Nazis, doesn't mean anything. You can't choose your ancestors.

DIE IN A GREASEFIRE, r301

But r301 you have no problem with Meghan, who married into that horrible family you hate so much.

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They are using the Diana playbook 25 years later. Somebody should remind them that even before her car smashed into that tunnel, alienating the Royal family was having serious consequences for her. And they aren't nearly as beloved.

Diana is old and busted.

MeVictim! is new and....

........something monetizeble

Everyone assumes that the aged Queen won't retaliate.....

Prince Philip has just been taken to the hospital. If he dies in the next few days and Harry and Meghan's interview where they shit all over the BRF airs soon after, they are going to look really bad. It's also going to make their attendance at the funeral a profoundly uncomfortable experience for all involved.

Yes, Good ole Phil is ruining this for the dipshits, and laughing his ass off, lol! Karma, humming as she works.

Why are all of you ventilator crones assuming the baby will be a girl? She'll be named after a black heroine if she is - Rosa, Alice, Maya. Diana may or may not be the second name but it won't be the first.

If the child is lucky she'll have large blue eyes, Meghan's eyelashes and eyebrows, skin that tans well, Harry's height so she's around 5f 7 or 8, and thick dark hair. Meghan's facial bone structure is exquisite with that delicate jawline and chin. She'll also be slender like her mother but with longer legs.

I wonder if the Zombie of Edinburgh will survive yet another illness? It won't affect the Oprah interview because M & H won't be complaining about him.

STFU Spongebob. R313.

[QUOTE] ...they shit all over the BRF ...

What a gross, crass teenage phrase.

r312 do you honestly think 900 year-old Phillip gives a shit about them? Or any of you?

Spongebob? Is that all you've got? Pitiful.

Love seeing you Klan bitches barking and biting. You swore up and down that Netflix wouldn't go near them, that Oprah wouldn't touch them, that they'd be divorced this year and not have a second child. One by one, all your nightmares are becoming reality.

Ironic that 313's description of Rosa Maya Doria Diana Mountbatten-Windsor doesn't sound the least bit African American. "Large blue eyes," "skin that tans well," etc. Like Meghan herself, the fans want to cry racism for all its worth while slavering over traditional caucasian aesthetics. Oh, the irony, it burns.

It better be Philippa or bitches are gunna ROLL HEADS

R318- Well Spongebob, I call you that because you have the exact body and tragic legs as the cartoon character. You also are a cartoon character yourself, so there's that.

Oprah Diana Doria Elizabeth Montbatten-Windsor.

Doesn't that have a lovely rhythmical lilt to it? Why it's almost poetry!

We predicted that they would leave the Royal family within two years and head for California to make their fortunes. We also predicted that they would merch and grift their way through LA but soon figure out that their main attraction is endless leaking and bitching about their royal days because they have nothing better to offer up.

All of that has come true, too.

^ Mountbatten

Or she could have Meghan's original nose and natural hair (but ginger), Harry's tiny deep-set eyes, Meghan's freckles, and all her figure faults.

If she resembles her brother, Maya Diana Doria will look like an awkward mix of both parents: long face, close-set dark eyes, ginger hair, and lily-white skin.

R315 Press the ignore button and this thread becomes so much more enjoyable. The person is either some crazy sad fat middle aged loon who lives in one of those houses that hoards used toilet paper or a 13 year old who beats off to anything vaguely exciting.

If Phillip dies there goes the tell all interview

'We also predicted that they would merch and grift their way through LA '

Something else that didn't happen. Instead they abandoned the Instagram account you thought they'd use to 'merch' and didn't set up another one. They got a contract to make films for Netflix and a contract to make podcasts for Spotify. Nothing about that is 'grifting'.

'If Phillip dies there goes the tell all interview'

Nope, because they won't be bitching about him. It'll focus on the tabloids and the Klan Grannies. Funny how desperate you ventilator crones are for the interview to be cancelled. You never thought she'd get that big a platform but she has and here we are.

R327, there is a loon that I have on ignore who must have made at least 100 posts on this thread. Probably a lot more. They need professional help.

She's too old. Miscarriage, I predict.

At her age, the risk of having an ermagerd child are high.

She is already six months pregnant if the child is due in 'late Spring' as is being reported.

I wonder what date Megs will pick to announce the birth? So many dates to steal the thunder from other royals. Though if Phil dies there goes the chance to overshadow for some time.

R334 well she does look like she's about to enter the third trimester, either she is padding the bump to look bigger or she has beefed up pretty quickly. Maybe that's why she lay down to make her fat face look slimmer and her thigh looked pretty chunky. Pregnancy hasn't been kind to her, she never regained her looks or figure after Archie

R327 The way you beat off while fantasizing you are Kate? Hahaha, hag! We should call you Roller in honor of your wheelchair legs. ♿😆

The Klan Granny is Janbot.

r290 I too am surprised they have taken so long to create the second episode of their podcast .They will lose a large amount of momentum in terms of public interest in it if they leave it much longer.Plus I cant imagine spotify are best pleased with the large gap.

Kate looks like a trans woman.

These two are essentially lazy. They wouldn't even do the minimal work required of young Royals in exchange for infinite luxury and security in the UK. Even Meghan's hustling is mostly the endless search for narcissistic supply, not actually building anything that's worthwhile to anybody but herself, and Harry has never worked a day in his life. The Netflix and Spotify deals will never amount to much.

Exactly. They're desperate to be Influencers but where is the damn work? Where is the product? Yeah, Covid puts a crimp on things and yeah, she's preggers but....a podcast is the easiest fucking thing in the world to do especially if you can hire staff to do all the grunt work.

As for the Netflix deal, I've never really understood what the fuck they were gonna produce as content. Even if they do a classier version of the Kardashians, what would that consist of? They've alienated and pushed away most of their family and friends...fans and enemies might enjoy watching an hour or two of "behind the scenes at the House of Sussex" but that's gonna get old pretty quickly. Or, I guess they could do an interview show but neither of them have ever demonstrated any talent for doing that kind of thing. It takes some brains and a gift of gab and an ability to think on the feet to do that kind of show and...he's thick and she's not nearly as clever and witty as she thinks she is. She has all the gravitas of...

A suitcase girl.

It would make the BRF's collective heads explode if they named it Philip.

Liliburt would be even funnier.

Maybe they'll go with a gender-neutral name, so the child can decide which gender xhe is when xhe is older.

"Mummy's Little Meal Ticket" would be an apt name!

How evil to have another child for publicity. She hates children and pets, as all malignant narcissist do. They can't abide having one second of attention in anyone else. This is the true reason no one ever sees Archie. Evil cunt.