Tasteful Friends

Looks like The Brady Bunch house. Meh.

From the way Mickey has those legs spread there is no way he is not dropping a turd.

It's house made for toddlers yet has a giant, unfenced inground pool for them to drown in.

Adults who love Disney this much are pathetic. Nobody is getting laid in a house like this.

That's what you think.

I love the pool. Otherwise, it’s a tear down.

The.....kitchen.....is nice.....?

Inspired by Neverland Ranch?

No.

Disney freaks are a weird lot, but this is actually a pretty nice house for the money in LA

Prediction:

Someone will shoot porn in that house.

The previous owners will hunt them down and kill them.

There will be no DNA evidence - big white gloves.

Ironic that the only semi-tasteful, understated rooms are the kids’ bedrooms, everything else is an assault on the senses (and I actually like Disney myself, I’m not judging adults who like Disney.). This is all just TOO MUCH

Outside it's a bland Southern California tract house, inside it's insanity. Anaheim is a sprawlburg in the middle of nowhere with a fair amount of poverty. Not a lot to offer here.

Well of course whoever buys it will clearly have to rip all that crap out.

I wouldn't last a week in that place.

Basically someone needs to buy it and use it as an Air BnB for a "Disney" experience.

It looks like a daycare.

@r16, that's not a bad idea being so close to Disneyland

[quote]Someone will shoot porn in that house.

If the size of the rabbit’s hole is any indication, it will involve a massage table and lighting rig.

I wish it had a Goofy bidet.

JFC. Hope the kids who grew up in that place have all gotten the top notch mental health services they so obviously deserve.

799K is not bad in Anaheim, even for this house.

They would have been better served by investing that money in Disney stock, instead of Disney crap.

[quote] Basically someone needs to buy it and use it as an Air BnB for a "Disney" experience.

They’ll have to invent flying beds for real to do that.

LMAO, R24.

r20=BILL TAYLOR

No pirate ship in the pool?

The time to buy Disney stock was 1984 when it was in the dumper.

It's the perfect trap . . . ur, I mean house.

This would be worth half this much in Florida and still be overpriced. It's the kind of thing that seems cute at first, but a little bit of cuteness goes a long way to anyone over the age of 10. Remember, you actually have to live in this thing if you buy it.

It looks like Walt Disney's version of a meth lab house.

I know just the right couple for this house.

I know weirdos.

They should have themed the bathroom after Splash Mountain.

Walt's frozen head is in a box behind the Disneyland mural.

Walt was cremated so those would have to be his ashes. Wouldn't those go better in one of the kitchen cabinets with the spices?

WTF is that on the wall in the kitchen? Various cereals? And if so, how the fuck are you supposed to reach the top ones?

Believe it or not, there are enough Disney addicts who would not want to touch a thing.

It's in a nice neighborhood in Anaheim (which can be dodgy) and is walking distance to Disneyland.

This will sell quickly. The amount of Disney fanatics around Anaheim is truly remarkable.

At least this is different than the oversized McMansions from so many other "tasteful friends" threads that manage to be bland and tacky at the same time. But like most non-luxury California real estate, it is way overpriced for the middle-class families to whom they are trying to sell it. This is an average suburban home that someone tried to jazz up with some Disney memorabilia. Now they don't want it anymore. There's a cautionary tale behind this.

[quote]The amount of Disney fanatics around Anaheim is truly remarkable.

What was there to do in Anaheim before Walt Disney opened Disneyland?

R39 - before the mid 1950's? Crop picking and church.

Those are candy dispensers on the wall.

Is Disney suing?

Also it's awful. I'd have to gut the entire thing and start over.

r37 Now that they've eliminated annual passes, there's less demand.

Nicely staged.

I'm tempted to visit the current owners and traumatize them by talking only about DreamWorks Animation movies and acting as if I've never heard of anything by Disney.

"Red and yellow! Primary colors! Oh, South Kensington!"

Interesting that the only place nearly free from Disney paraphenalia is the children's bedrooms!

If you ever want me to confess to crimes that I didn't commit, lock me in that nightmare for a few days.

Peeeewwwww. I’ll never understand adults still into Disney stuff.

I'm guessing that the sellers fixed it up to be a Disney-themed Air B'nB, but with Covid and the end of annual passes bringing down demand, they are now looking to get out from under the mortgage.

I don’t think the doors are wide enough to get a rascal through.

Wow $799k for Anacrime? Thats a lot of money