So you think your a Datalounge addict? -- Classic Edition
(Originally posted by Bored in 2003--found while digging around www.wayback.com, the Internet archive)
1. Who is fa?
2. What was David E's catchphrase?
3. Who is Danielle Egnew and why is she important to the DL?
4. What Oscar-winning movie spawned the notorious "Why is ___ in the middle?" cliche?
5. Fill in: "It's just a big picture of ________ face."
6. What state is "peg" supposedly from?
7. Who was the object of the original "Cheryl"'s affection?
8. Why did the Little Sisters of the Immaculate Beaver sue Martha Stewart?
9. Name one celebrity who claimed intimate relations with Kevin Spacey in "The First Time I Had Sex with Kevin Spacey" thread.
10. What does "Dustin DeWind" say his real name is?
11. In what city is the restaurant that famously refuses to give free refills on soda (bonus points if you can name the restaurant)?
12. What politican did kirker say was going to be outed?
13. Why did White Belt Man leave the Datalounge?
14. What department store ignited a furious argument as to whether or not soccer moms shop there?
15. What disease does "Mariah Carey" claim her sister has?
16. Who is Matt Hoops?
17. Who is Mr. James?
18. What is the converse of "insatiable bottom"?
19. Whose farts can erase the memory on a Palm Pilot?
20. What was the name of Bonnie Mace's so...[note: Thread could not be opened and preview entry ended]
by Anonymous | reply 46 | February 14, 2021 9:49 PM
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Motherofgod OP you really need a fucking hobby or something. I don’t even want to know the people who could answer any of these questions.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 13, 2021 11:54 PM
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[quote]So you think your a Datalounge addict?
Oh, dear.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 13, 2021 11:57 PM
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your, you're, yore.
OP is a dumbshit cunt-crumb illiterate douche-nozzle.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 13, 2021 11:59 PM
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I've been on DL for 16 years and I don't know the answer to a single one of these—most of them I've never seen referred to. They must come from the arcane mists of the 1990s DataLounge.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 14, 2021 12:02 AM
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LOL - I remember all the kerfuffle around each of those, but for the life of men, I cannot remember the details.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 14, 2021 12:07 AM
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I know 1, 2, 6, 7, 12, 13, 20....... now off to a Golden Girls marathon.....
by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 14, 2021 12:08 AM
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Oh, never mind—I misread OP's opening lines and didn't realize this actually was from before I was on DL.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 14, 2021 12:18 AM
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I have OP blocked. I guess that's a good thing.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 14, 2021 12:21 AM
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Cheryl was a Lance Bass groupie I think.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 14, 2021 12:26 AM
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I only know 15's answer. AIDS. Duh!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 14, 2021 12:28 AM
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[quote] I only know 15's answer. AIDS. Duh!
You're wrong. It's "the H.I.V."
by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 14, 2021 12:33 AM
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Shouldn't Kirker be KKKapitalized?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 14, 2021 1:17 AM
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"David E" thinks he's a player again and posts on other sites. And since a book bio of Lena Horne that was out over ten years ago made her at the very least bisexual, he put his tail between his legs and left the DL.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 14, 2021 1:25 AM
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3. Danielle Egnew, a minor indie musician, was the subject of several lengthy lesbian fangurl threads circa 2001 claiming she was in a relationship with (presumably straight) Elizabeth Mitchell, who at the time was getting lots of lesbo buzz for her storyline with Laura Innes on [italic]ER.[/italic] They were the most insane fan threads on DL until they were eclipsed by the LOTR/Prancing Pony threads.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 14, 2021 2:04 AM
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Oh god. Dustin Dewind. Forgot about him. I had a weird DL crush on him a decade or so ago.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 14, 2021 3:31 AM
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I thought I’d been on DL for a long time, but I guess not. I don’t know any of those.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 14, 2021 3:41 AM
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2. Why are straight me so stupid?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 14, 2021 3:47 AM
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4. What Oscar-winning movie spawned the notorious "Why is ___ in the middle?" cliche?
The Hours?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 14, 2021 3:51 AM
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18. What is the converse of "insatiable bottom"?
The World Trade Center?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | February 14, 2021 3:52 AM
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I got a few. As my friend Tractor would say, “good work, men.”
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 21 | February 14, 2021 3:53 AM
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Haven't thought about fa in years. Was he the asshole who extremely arrogant?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | February 14, 2021 4:21 AM
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Fa was one of the dolphins in the George C Scott movie “day of the dolphin”
by Anonymous | reply 24 | February 14, 2021 4:24 AM
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As for the Kirker question, I had forgotten about the gossip surrounding Gov. Rick Perry secretly being gay and hooking up with men. It wasn't just on DL either.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | February 14, 2021 4:31 AM
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#5 is about the Vanilla Sky movie poster: "it's just a big picture of Tommy's face.", and it was.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | February 14, 2021 5:32 AM
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I swear I thought Cheryl was obsessed with Russell Crowe.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | February 14, 2021 5:33 AM
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There’s just been too much smoke around Perry for it not to be at least somewhat true.
Otherwise it would have been so random to make that up.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | February 14, 2021 5:36 AM
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Peg was supposedly from Washington state, where she ran a plant nursery.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | February 14, 2021 6:02 AM
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Didn’t white belt man die?
Now we have 20 white belt men posting useless garbage on DL.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | February 14, 2021 9:08 AM
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[quote]'ve been on DL for 16 years and I don't know the answer to a single one of these—most of them I've never seen referred to. They must come from the arcane mists of the 1990s DataLounge.
Wow, I've been here probably since the beginning and zip.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | February 14, 2021 9:27 AM
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While I understand a number of the references, I know the answers to only 3 of them.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to smoke copious amounts of pot, silly.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | February 14, 2021 9:27 AM
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7 years, completely clueless.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | February 14, 2021 9:49 AM
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1. fa is wealthy and has servants do most tasks.
2. Why are straight me so stupid?"
6. Washington
20. Perdita Mace
by Anonymous | reply 34 | February 14, 2021 10:50 AM
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Mr. James is an actor with yellow skin
by Anonymous | reply 35 | February 14, 2021 11:09 AM
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White Belt Man was accused of racism
by Anonymous | reply 36 | February 14, 2021 11:10 AM
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5. Resting Bitch Face? That one has gone mainstream
by Anonymous | reply 37 | February 14, 2021 11:11 AM
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12. Governor Perry of Texas
by Anonymous | reply 38 | February 14, 2021 11:13 AM
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R30, pretty sure he's KELT, who isn't dead.
White Belt Man was one of the people posting racist ESTs back in 2008 after Obama won the nomination. At first the moderator (whoever it was at the time) announced we were not allowed to call anything an EST anymore because it was ruining the site, but then I guess he finally figured out what was going on, and redtagged one of the more prolific racebaiters. Turned out to be WBM.
Enjoy this time capsule of a thread from 2008:
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 39 | February 14, 2021 11:23 AM
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WBM was gone LONG before 2008.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | February 14, 2021 12:17 PM
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He was posting those racist ESTs though, so was SSTerri:), was that really before 2008? Good god, how long have I been here?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | February 14, 2021 12:24 PM
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Okay, well I stand corrected, here's a thread from 2007 where someone mentions WBM has left already. Did all that racebaiting shit start in 2006 midterms, maybe, and not in 2008?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 42 | February 14, 2021 12:26 PM
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[quote] pretty sure he's KELT
Hi! I’m KELT.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | February 14, 2021 3:27 PM
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Who or what is Mr. James? I’ve been here a long, long time.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | February 14, 2021 3:28 PM
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[quote] Mr. James is an actor with yellow skin
?
by Anonymous | reply 45 | February 14, 2021 9:25 PM
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This thread brings back many memories.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | February 14, 2021 9:49 PM
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