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So you think your a Datalounge addict? -- Classic Edition

(Originally posted by Bored in 2003--found while digging around www.wayback.com, the Internet archive)

1. Who is fa?

2. What was David E's catchphrase?

3. Who is Danielle Egnew and why is she important to the DL?

4. What Oscar-winning movie spawned the notorious "Why is ___ in the middle?" cliche?

5. Fill in: "It's just a big picture of ________ face."

6. What state is "peg" supposedly from?

7. Who was the object of the original "Cheryl"'s affection?

8. Why did the Little Sisters of the Immaculate Beaver sue Martha Stewart?

9. Name one celebrity who claimed intimate relations with Kevin Spacey in "The First Time I Had Sex with Kevin Spacey" thread.

10. What does "Dustin DeWind" say his real name is?

11. In what city is the restaurant that famously refuses to give free refills on soda (bonus points if you can name the restaurant)?

12. What politican did kirker say was going to be outed?

13. Why did White Belt Man leave the Datalounge?

14. What department store ignited a furious argument as to whether or not soccer moms shop there?

15. What disease does "Mariah Carey" claim her sister has?

16. Who is Matt Hoops?

17. Who is Mr. James?

18. What is the converse of "insatiable bottom"?

19. Whose farts can erase the memory on a Palm Pilot?

20. What was the name of Bonnie Mace's so...[note: Thread could not be opened and preview entry ended]

by Anonymousreply 46February 14, 2021 9:49 PM

Motherofgod OP you really need a fucking hobby or something. I don’t even want to know the people who could answer any of these questions.

by Anonymousreply 1February 13, 2021 11:54 PM

[quote]So you think your a Datalounge addict?

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 2February 13, 2021 11:57 PM

your, you're, yore.

OP is a dumbshit cunt-crumb illiterate douche-nozzle.

by Anonymousreply 3February 13, 2021 11:59 PM

I've been on DL for 16 years and I don't know the answer to a single one of these—most of them I've never seen referred to. They must come from the arcane mists of the 1990s DataLounge.

by Anonymousreply 4February 14, 2021 12:02 AM

LOL - I remember all the kerfuffle around each of those, but for the life of men, I cannot remember the details.

by Anonymousreply 5February 14, 2021 12:07 AM

I know 1, 2, 6, 7, 12, 13, 20....... now off to a Golden Girls marathon.....

by Anonymousreply 6February 14, 2021 12:08 AM

Oh, never mind—I misread OP's opening lines and didn't realize this actually was from before I was on DL.

by Anonymousreply 7February 14, 2021 12:18 AM

I have OP blocked. I guess that's a good thing.

by Anonymousreply 8February 14, 2021 12:21 AM

Cheryl was a Lance Bass groupie I think.

by Anonymousreply 9February 14, 2021 12:26 AM

I only know 15's answer. AIDS. Duh!

by Anonymousreply 10February 14, 2021 12:28 AM

[quote] I only know 15's answer. AIDS. Duh!

You're wrong. It's "the H.I.V."

by Anonymousreply 11February 14, 2021 12:33 AM

R11 😲😲😲

by Anonymousreply 12February 14, 2021 1:03 AM

Shouldn't Kirker be KKKapitalized?

by Anonymousreply 13February 14, 2021 1:17 AM

"David E" thinks he's a player again and posts on other sites. And since a book bio of Lena Horne that was out over ten years ago made her at the very least bisexual, he put his tail between his legs and left the DL.

by Anonymousreply 14February 14, 2021 1:25 AM

3. Danielle Egnew, a minor indie musician, was the subject of several lengthy lesbian fangurl threads circa 2001 claiming she was in a relationship with (presumably straight) Elizabeth Mitchell, who at the time was getting lots of lesbo buzz for her storyline with Laura Innes on [italic]ER.[/italic] They were the most insane fan threads on DL until they were eclipsed by the LOTR/Prancing Pony threads.

by Anonymousreply 15February 14, 2021 2:04 AM

Oh god. Dustin Dewind. Forgot about him. I had a weird DL crush on him a decade or so ago.

by Anonymousreply 16February 14, 2021 3:31 AM

I thought I’d been on DL for a long time, but I guess not. I don’t know any of those.

by Anonymousreply 17February 14, 2021 3:41 AM

2. Why are straight me so stupid?

by Anonymousreply 18February 14, 2021 3:47 AM

4. What Oscar-winning movie spawned the notorious "Why is ___ in the middle?" cliche?

The Hours?

by Anonymousreply 19February 14, 2021 3:51 AM

18. What is the converse of "insatiable bottom"?

The World Trade Center?

by Anonymousreply 20February 14, 2021 3:52 AM

I got a few. As my friend Tractor would say, “good work, men.”

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by Anonymousreply 21February 14, 2021 3:53 AM

19. Star Jones

by Anonymousreply 22February 14, 2021 4:18 AM

Haven't thought about fa in years. Was he the asshole who extremely arrogant?

by Anonymousreply 23February 14, 2021 4:21 AM

Fa was one of the dolphins in the George C Scott movie “day of the dolphin”

by Anonymousreply 24February 14, 2021 4:24 AM

As for the Kirker question, I had forgotten about the gossip surrounding Gov. Rick Perry secretly being gay and hooking up with men. It wasn't just on DL either.

by Anonymousreply 25February 14, 2021 4:31 AM

#5 is about the Vanilla Sky movie poster: "it's just a big picture of Tommy's face.", and it was.

by Anonymousreply 26February 14, 2021 5:32 AM

I swear I thought Cheryl was obsessed with Russell Crowe.

by Anonymousreply 27February 14, 2021 5:33 AM

There’s just been too much smoke around Perry for it not to be at least somewhat true.

Otherwise it would have been so random to make that up.

by Anonymousreply 28February 14, 2021 5:36 AM

Peg was supposedly from Washington state, where she ran a plant nursery.

by Anonymousreply 29February 14, 2021 6:02 AM

Didn’t white belt man die?

Now we have 20 white belt men posting useless garbage on DL.

by Anonymousreply 30February 14, 2021 9:08 AM

[quote]'ve been on DL for 16 years and I don't know the answer to a single one of these—most of them I've never seen referred to. They must come from the arcane mists of the 1990s DataLounge.

Wow, I've been here probably since the beginning and zip.

by Anonymousreply 31February 14, 2021 9:27 AM

While I understand a number of the references, I know the answers to only 3 of them.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to smoke copious amounts of pot, silly.

by Anonymousreply 32February 14, 2021 9:27 AM

7 years, completely clueless.

by Anonymousreply 33February 14, 2021 9:49 AM

1. fa is wealthy and has servants do most tasks.

2. Why are straight me so stupid?"

6. Washington

20. Perdita Mace

by Anonymousreply 34February 14, 2021 10:50 AM

Mr. James is an actor with yellow skin

by Anonymousreply 35February 14, 2021 11:09 AM

White Belt Man was accused of racism

by Anonymousreply 36February 14, 2021 11:10 AM

5. Resting Bitch Face? That one has gone mainstream

by Anonymousreply 37February 14, 2021 11:11 AM

12. Governor Perry of Texas

by Anonymousreply 38February 14, 2021 11:13 AM

R30, pretty sure he's KELT, who isn't dead.

White Belt Man was one of the people posting racist ESTs back in 2008 after Obama won the nomination. At first the moderator (whoever it was at the time) announced we were not allowed to call anything an EST anymore because it was ruining the site, but then I guess he finally figured out what was going on, and redtagged one of the more prolific racebaiters. Turned out to be WBM.

Enjoy this time capsule of a thread from 2008:

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by Anonymousreply 39February 14, 2021 11:23 AM

WBM was gone LONG before 2008.

by Anonymousreply 40February 14, 2021 12:17 PM

He was posting those racist ESTs though, so was SSTerri:), was that really before 2008? Good god, how long have I been here?

by Anonymousreply 41February 14, 2021 12:24 PM

Okay, well I stand corrected, here's a thread from 2007 where someone mentions WBM has left already. Did all that racebaiting shit start in 2006 midterms, maybe, and not in 2008?

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by Anonymousreply 42February 14, 2021 12:26 PM

[quote] pretty sure he's KELT

Hi! I’m KELT.

by Anonymousreply 43February 14, 2021 3:27 PM

Who or what is Mr. James? I’ve been here a long, long time.

by Anonymousreply 44February 14, 2021 3:28 PM

[quote] Mr. James is an actor with yellow skin

?

by Anonymousreply 45February 14, 2021 9:25 PM

This thread brings back many memories.

by Anonymousreply 46February 14, 2021 9:49 PM
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