Real Housewives of New Jersey - Season 11

That's a lot of cunts.

I'm surprised she knows how to pronounce it.

She's lucky the lawyer doesn't pack heat.

Teresa will always be trash

There's helluva lotta lip injection goin' on in that clip.

Extended trailer. Cheating spouses, alcoholism, and Joe Gorga getting his ass eaten by Dolores' ex-husband.

Teresa's unhinged!

Dumbass Dorinda sticks her coke-covered nose in.

Why do they keep giving Teresa a pass? She's simply a horrible human being, regardless of whatever personal misfortune has happened to befall her in her life. Dorinda is a sloppy and abusive drunk who never took ownership of her own shit when she was a NY Housewife, so it's no wonder she came to Teresa's defense.

Teresa needs multiple tables flipped at her. Sadly, the rest of the cast are too afraid of her.

The first episode was so good! Teresa really makes the show. Jackie is in for a rude awakening if she actually thinks she can take Teresa down lol. This bitch is already unraveling.

The only current cast member that I can see taking Teresa down is Jennifer.

Sure, Jennifer is buddy buddy with her now, but it's only a matter of time before Tre fucks her over.

I really wish *someone* would take Teresa down, but I don't think anyone in this cast is capable of it. What they really need is someone who is smart and underhanded ala Lisa Vanderpump who will take her down without Teresa even realizing it's happening.

People seem to want Caroline to come back (vomit) to "take Teresa down."

But I agree with R13. They need a silent but deadly HW to take on Teresa, not the over-emotional Jackie.

It pisses me off that Teresa continues to live in the lap of luxury after all her criminal activity.

I love how Jackie said she heard Gia does coke in the bathroom! That's the sort of shit that sends Terea into full-on ignorant white trash cunt mode!

Does anyone else get the impression that Gia hates her mother?

God, that phone call was so uncomfortable. Gia looked she had zero fucks left to give and couldn't wait to hang up on that trash heap.

I have to remember to refer to this thread and show the next time I post on the thread about things I hate that other gay guys love.

Looks like most of the bitches on this show either had their lips plumped up, their tits redone, or their faces and asses lifted during COVID.

I'm waiting for at least one of their husbands to get a penis lengthening.

Each and everyone of these bitches is an unmitigated C-U-N-T, especially Theresa's ugly ass crotch spawn.

What about the prostitution whore? Is she back?

R21 Doesn't look like Danielle's back this season, at least not according to the previews of episodes to come.

Danielle's back at Scores, wrapping her pussy around a pole in the parking lot.

I need hot daddy Evan in me. Quite deeply of course.

Barf at Margaret’s fat tit in that pic up thread.

Margaret's facelift is actually quite good but why can't she fix her mouth? That's 1 thing Danielle got right is that her mouth looks weird when she speaks. I don't know if she can help the way she holds it. I like her much better now than when she first joined the show

I don't think Jackie should have used a child as an example but I love that Teresa lost her temper and looked like a fool. How idiotic of her to go to Evan's party and spread rumors about him

Who was that literally kissing Joe’s ass in the trailer? He kinda put his face in it, too.

Dolores ex frank

so weird that Frank loves to do that play-gay thing with Joe Gorga when Frank is a deplorable.

R29 Most frustrated homosexuals are deplorables.

Evan is the new hottest husband

I think these cunts have hit a stride. The family drama with boring af Kathy, etc and Jacqueline (loser) hanging on was awful.. the twins and the cancer girl were awful... Sig was a harpy witch so glad she’s gone, now we have some gets slags and shrews hanging around. I don’t even mind Melissa anymore (who’s there because Joe gorga’s the real housewife). I’d like Danielle back ASAP for guest shots, either of the Kim as well

Episode 1 Recap:

Teresa: "Since his wife Jackie won't do it, Evan gets his fat cock serviced in the gym showers."

Jackie: "Teresa's oldest pygmy daughter snorts an 8-ball in every bar bathroom in north Jersey."

Melissa: "A penis enlargement might actually be a good idea, Joe."

Margaret: "60 is the new 18. Thank you for the donated recycled plastic, Mattel!"

Dolores: "My hot guido son with the IQ of a melanzana 🍆 is living with my boyfriend (who refuses to marry me) because he's 'studying hard for his GMAT.'" 👀

Jennifer: [I'm sure this cunt squawks something too, but who GAF.]

10 bucks says Dr. Zaddy David is splitting little Frankie's tight hairless hole wide open on the daily.

And does anyone know the name of Evan's gym? Asking for myself. And probably for Joe Gorga. And maybe even for Frank Sr.

some of the ugliest kunts on tv for sure, specially teresa....what a frying pan face.

I thought these people were in prison/deported?

Teresa has the IQ of rotting rhubarb, and it looks like her hair is falling out.

Teresa would do well to lose some hair. She should bleach it and donate it to Margaret’s sorry ass.

As a NJ native, I love that these trashy, loudmouthed broads represent my state.

So one thing about Teresa's rumor about Jackie's husband was never clarified - is he going to the gym and fucking around with women or men?

Why not both?

I think producers asked/told Teresa to start that Evan cheating rumor, for the draaama, but Teresa did not expect Jackie to bring one of Teresa's dorters into it.

Dumb Teresa, at in again! *cue sitcom music*

I got say the first episode out of the gate was 10/10. Teresa definitely has the hots for Evan. Who wouldn't. It was a great episode. This franchise struggled for a few years and this is the 3rd season with the same cast. They have really hit their stride.

Am I the only one who doesn't think Evan is hot?

Evan is not hot. And he's always talking about sports. Boring!

I fully agree that Teresa is envious of the life Jackie has, minus the eating disorder.

How long until it comes out that Teresa heard the rumor from Kim D and we're subjected to her desperate attempts to appear on this show, yet again?

Kim D is too classy for this show.

I just can't help but enjoy Teresa's antics. She's such an asshole, but there's something about her that always makes me laugh.

There is nothing redeemable about Teresa, the dumbest, most evil person . She has tried destroying every cast member over the years,

Teresa is trash.

The entire cast is.

This show is the perfect example of Italians not being white.

Teresa is the dumbest evil person ever.

Is Margaret's redecorated house the most hideous thing ever or what?

Teresa is basically Trump. She does whatever she wants, treats people like shit, scams and steals, never takes responsibility, and blames everyone else. It amazes me that the one time she's ever apologized in the 12 years of this show was for something she said about Danielle of all people. Also, for all the fun people here have poked at Gia over the years, she actually seems like she's turned out pretty well (i.e. nothing like her mother).

Teresa just bought a house with her new bf...just a few doors down from the house Melissa and Joe just sold.

I wonder what Teresa's new bf is after. He's way more attractive than she is. I don't get why any guy who's attractive and successful would want her unless he's after using her infamy to further boost his own profile

R55 I think you just answered your own question there.

R56 but there's no real business benefit to being with her. She obviously doesn't have a good reputation, being both a criminal and fucking stupid. He must just be another famewhore who is willing to throw away whatever he had for IG followers

Melissa is extremely annoying to the point of being unwatchable. She thinks that she's so funny, but she's a complete idiot.

I hate to say it but Jackie's voice is so grating and it would be nice if she were gone.

Wtf is Lexi's accent? It's annoying beyond belief.

R58 = Teresa the knuckle dragger

Jackie is awesome.

So Melissa's not flirting with another guy and Joe isn't upset about it. What a bunch of BS.

I can barely stand to watch Dolores in her one-on-one interviews with her ridiculous fake boobs and her overly brown, wet-looking skin. So gross. What straight guy could possibly find that attractive? It's pretty clear her doctor boyfriend doesn't.

Dr. Bill has Pedo vibes. Evan is bi. Margaret’s eyebrows are too dark. Jackie has incest survivor vibes, she’s psychotic.

Dolores looks like she's been molded out of clay that still has to dry.

I live in Montville and go the same gym as Evan, I can tell you what’s said is true.

Melissa was upset about the gym rumor because she knows Joe fucks guys.

Frankie is acting a little more fem this season. That heavy necklace looked like a dog collar. Frankie is definitely gay, he should just come out. He’d be the hottest gay guy to come out in the last 4 decades.

Jen is sooooooo fucking annoying!!!

Jackie has major facial wasting, did Evan give her the AIDES?

Trout mouths.

Jackie misses the point. He’s letting other MEN blow him at the gym!

What gym is that, R65? Because Jackie and Evan live in Tenafly, which is a good 40 minutes away from Montville.

R64 Yes! Exactly!

Melissa couldn't stop yapping her pie hole this week. Out loud she said she's thinking of her 15 yr old daughter laying there enjoying it. WTF? Turn in your mother card, bitch!

The screeching Jersey voices on all these women, especially when they're all together and drunk - I can't handle it.

The town named Tenafly always reminds me of Tenafly Viper, the cheap booze that turned bums into ooze in 'Street Trash.'

And 'Street Trash' could be another name for this show.

Melissa is the only cast member I'd want to hang out with. Well Jackie too, but only to have access to wank material Evan.

I like Jennifer and her husband. They are totally old school and very nuts. Her Easter dinner with cheery outfits was so throwback. She tries so hard to look normal but I think she's channeling Divine.

Jennifer doing a talking head.

Jennifer has been more likable this season to me

Why do these bitches feel like they have to run to each other whenever they've heard someone talk about them?

"I heard Melissa's husband owes his business partner money."

"Oh, you better sit down with Melissa and tell her right away!"

Who the fuck cares?

Anybody get the feeling Evan told Jackie, "You better fix this?"

That would explain the whole "makeup birthday" dinner, which seemed so forced and orchestrated and set up to serve no other purpose than to try and scrub up Evan's reputation.

Plus, his face just screamed, "I'm fucking guilty!" the whole time.

Gutter trash.

What the fuck was that DayGlo bathing suit shit from the 1980s Teresa was wearing, with her big ol' fat ass cheeks hanging out of it? The bitch is almost 50, for God's sake.

I just wanna know - is Evan getting blow jobs at the gym from women or men?

R80 It's a big paycheck for most of these grifters. If they don't proceed like this they are off the show. It's a formula that has evolved. NYC is the only franchise that hasn't fallen into this, they are crazy and chaotic naturally.

R84 men

I think Andy Cohen not-so-secretly hates women. He must, as he so deeply enjoys making complete asses out of them on all the Housewives shows. R85, big paycheck for grifters is right, those desperate housewives will sell their souls for the attention and the bucks.

R86 Can this be verified?

It's not just Andy Cohen, R87. It's the whole Housewives machine that Bravo runs which chews up these women and spits them out. He's just a part of it. I assume the men and women behind the scenes at the network are even worse.

Jackie & Large Marge’s trout mouths are out of control.

The One Where Cuntface Jennifer Becomes An Alcoholic

I can't believe Margaret has a book deal. She's not that famous

I can't believe illiterate Teresa "wrote" three New York Times best sellers.

Theresa said that Jackie should use a dildo on her husband so he would.stop cheating. Shes an animal, but that was funny.

Theresa is the last gorilla I'd ask for fidelity and marital advice.

I'd love to get spit-roasted by Tony Poolboy and Joe Gorga.

Even if Jennifer isn't an alcoholic, her behavior when drinking is pathetic. What grown woman would possibly continue to drink after seeing herself filmed like that?

Any show that attempts to portray Lake George as a high-end resort destination lacks credibility.

Whore.

Marone. It's "prostitution whore."

Fuck you, you stinkin goomah.

Has anyone else noticed Teresa has hardly any talking heads this season? Everyone else has plenty, but she's got maybe one an episode.

It's staged and scripted. Jennifer was not that drunk. She's just another attention whore for the bucks. That said, I enjoy this current crop of NJ housewives. Margaret actually looks better without make up than with it.

Jackie's paying her dues with that shitty story line. You really have to be a off to allow an infidelity script line about your marriage. True or not, people will believe it. No amount of cash should be worth displaying your family that way.

The storyline with the realtor feels incredibly staged and scripted. And scripted badly.

The realtor storyline is definitely fugazzi, obviously set up by the Gorgas for a storyline and a paycheck.

Yeah, that whole realtor's husband storyline was complete crap. Probably just a way to get camera time for the realtor so she could self-promote. And damn, does she look like she got hit in the face with a frying pan or what? And those ridiculously huge tits.

Jersey is such a trashy state.

I love how Marge said, "I'm writing a book," then three seconds later, they introduce her ghost writer.

Yeah, Marge, sure. YOU'RE writing a book.

Dolores with the giant implanted tits gets an award for breast cancer awareness.

Oh, the irony.

It's so clear Dolores' doctor boyfriend wants nothing to do with her. It's almost painful to watch sometimes.

I couldn't believe that restaurant scene with dozens and dozens of people packed together, no one wearing masks except the staff.

Sure, the restaurant was outside, but being outdoors isn't a COVID cure, especially if there's no more than 6 inches of space between you and the next person.

God, no wonder New Jersey had such high COVID rates last summer.

To this day, I'm pissed off that convicted felon, ex-con, and professional grifter Teresa continues to live in her mansion and even got a new pool last year.

I'm so thrilled for her. She's so deserving.

Dr. David is obviously Dolores's fruit fly. He's only hanging around her because of Frank and Frankie. Dolores keeps him because 1) he's a good storyline for her, 2) he's a doctor, 3) he has legitimate wealth. It was very telling that Frank, during the talking head segment in which he related his accidental fall during which he injured his knee, commented that David quickly offered his home to Frank while he recovered and even tried to help him shower(!) at one point. David reacted very awkwardly when Frank revealed that. By his wording, Frank seemed to insinuate that it was more of a come-on than a helpful gesture. Now, David is letting little Frankie live with him while Frankie "studies for his GMAT." When Dolores visited both of them at David's house, both David and Frankie seemed to have been hungover. They must have some wild nights together, but I doubt it's in that empty (and so obviously staged*) bachelor pad. Also, Dolores's butt implants will pop before Frankie ever passes a GMAT exam.

*As for "David's house" being staged, some of the lamps (including the one in "Frankie's bedroom") and appliances (including a TV) weren't even plugged in; the cords were still wrapped up. The kitchen cupboards were mostly empty with just a few dishes. I doubt this is David's real house; it's just a filming location.

R112 "Dolores' butt implants will pop before Frankie ever passes a GMAT exam."

I died. Thank you for that!

So Margaret's writing a book in which she confesses that she fucked her bosses for financial security and advancement.

My, what a role model.

Instead of paying for a new butt, why didn't Dolores pay to get all that cottage cheese sucked out of her thighs?

R114 her Hungarian mother and their brethren the Gabor sisters would be proud

I like Dolores.

"Did you get that confidence in jail?"

hahahaha Teresa was asking for it and Jackie nailed her. Then Teresa is the one who storms off. She hates that Jackie can hold that over her whenever they start fighting

Teresa doesn’t know what to do because Jackie is actually smart and T. Is dumb as a grape.

Frank was smokin' hot when he married Dolores. Now he's a bloated mess who struggles to walk across the front lawn.

Frankie Jr., meet your future.

I mean seriously what happened to him?

R122 Lots of steroids, lots of booze.

I'm beginning to think Dolores' "fiance" is just some dude the producers are paying to show up so they can try and add some spice to Dolores' boring life.

I mean, the guy clearly doesn't want to be anywhere near her or the other house whores. He looks incredibly uncomfortable whenever he's on camera. I hope they're paying him well.

Frank is an example of how many deplorables age

The reddit gossip is saying a female personal trainer was blowing Evan and that Jennnifer must know the gym sex is true because she's acting devastated. I would love it if a guy were blowing Evan lol.

Why would Jennifer be upset? Jackie is married to Evan.

oops sorry meant Jackie not Jennifer.

I had hopes for Jackie but now she's just annoying and sad. It's so obvious she's insecure about Evan cheating on her by her overreaction to the rumor.

Perhaps some time in Danbury Correctional would help with Jackie’s insecurities.

Is it bad, thatI would happily play with Evan, Frankie Jr and Sr one to one or in any imaginable combination? And throw in Joe Gorga and the Manzo boys.

It was me I sucked off Evan at the jim 19 times. Now can I be on the show again?

I wanna be in a orgy with just the male cast of RHNJ, no cast member will be turned away.

On another note, is it worth moving to NJ for the downlow dick?

Seriously? You wanna see Frank Sr. , Jennifer's creepy husband, and Marge's dude naked?

Is there something wrong with you, R133?

My fantasy orgy would be Joe Gorga, his two brothers-in-law, and Frankie Jr.

I wanted to hate fuck Jim Marchese sooooo bad in Season 6.

r134, Marge's dude is hot, Frank Sr is fucking hot, Bill Aydin looked good enough to fuck in the pics that I saw. It's not like a said Michael Darby. Mario Singer can swing over from NYC. And I fucking love Evan. I wanna suck him in the steamroom for starters.

Somebody tell me how to score the hot downlow sex in NJ.

Cohen was gleeful after Jackie's humiliation after the last episode. Jackie does not belong on that show, it will destroy her. She can't win now because no matter how deplorable she is, people are entertained by Teresa.

I would be more entertained by watching someone finally take down Teresa. She's an awful human being and does not deserve an ounce of fame or sympathy.

Cohen loves watching women get humiliated.

Women love watching other women get humiliated. These programs would never get aired unless someone watched. Men are not the demographic.

midseason trailer

ew who watches this mindless crap?

[quote] ew who watches this mindless crap?

ew... who wastes their time posting about a show that they don't watch and think is beneath them. Oh, yes, HGTV, especially "House Hunters" is 100% real, not staged at all.

whoosh

tonight's episode was fun and we got to see Evan shirtless at the end

Margaret vs. Jennifer never gets old. They're both good at going for the jugular on each other

I just don't like Jackie anymore. She acts tough and dishes out zingers, but can't handle what she gets back and crumbles and wants everyone to feel sorry for her. I found it funny that they all just basically said she was too weak to handle it and begged Theresa to leave her alone.

For the record, I don't like Theresa either.

And Evan probably did cheat on Jackie.

I'd love to suck Evan off in gym steam room. I bet he's got a hot cock.

We needed more of shirtless Evan and less of Joe Gorga and his bloated alcohol belly.

The way Jackie clings to Evan is kind of sad. She clearly knows he's fucking around, and she's hanging on to him like if she lets him go, he'll head back to the gym for more head.

Really behind on this show.

Just watching the second episode and it amazes me that everyone missed the fact that the implication was that Evan was sucking and fucking with dudes. It's also funny that yes, the Producers made it up but also obviously got the idea by lifting the rumors of Gorga being a Gym BJ Queen.

I've always found it disturbing how everyone has Stockholm Syndome when it comes to Tre. They're always giving her a pass.

Tre is obviously un-diagnosed and its irresponsible for Bravo to keep giving her a platform. I can't understand how anyone can stomach her.

She is always the victim and it's always everyone else who does everything wrong. No one ever calls her out on anything, especially her hypocrisy.

She starts rumors about someones marriage and says if the person was a stronger person they wouldn't care. Didn't she lose her shit when people accused Joe of cheating on her or when people said it might be true she was running around on Joe?

If someone does something with her everyone has to show their allegiance by dropping that person. But when its one of her stooges her response is, "They didn't do anything TO ME."

No one can talk about her kids but it's okay when she does it.

She's an ape!

Castmates called Teresa out more in earlier seasons but too many felt bad for her after her and her ex-husband's incarceration as well as the death of both her parents. Jackie is really the only one not to tiptoe around her. Margaret seems to be getting a bit bolder but isn't there yet.

Melissa holds her tongue more now compared to earlier seasons but she finally had a moment last week

Dolores is basically a wingwoman even though she realizes Teresa is often wrong in her confessionals.

Funny that of the few people who would consistently not tip toe around Tre, two of them were named Jackie.

Oh, sorry, the other ones name was Jaqueline.

that's why Teresa hated Caroline so much. Caroline has her faults but it was fun seeing her lecture Teresa without backing down. Teresa couldn't take it

The show is scripted. Teresa is more than willing to be the villain for the bucks. Why not? She is often the center of attention because she has no shame.

At first Jackie came off as sanctimonious and holier than thou. She was willing to do this creepy story line to get more camera time and appear more human. She sold her soul to the devil to keep from being cut from the show. She's a little too normal for this bunch, Jennifer is getting to be a stronger cast member because she can both dish it out and take it. She doesn't back down.

Overall I think the cast is good this season. The story lines are always sick. If you're going to debase yourself by joining the housewife franchise you have to learn it's a shit show and you've got to fling shit to last.

So who's really gay or downlow amongst this cast? When are we going to get the real tea? For instance why is Frank Sr repeatedly involved in a kissing situation with one of the men?

I can say with absolute certainty that they got the actual cheating at the gym rumors from the rumors about Gorga!

(And they're not rumors).

There's a son of a former housewife who... I can't confirm is gay, but I can confirm has messed around in a steam room. I know this first hand because I was there when it happened!

R158 It was Albie Manzo, wasn't it?

No, R159.... but the call is coming from inside the house.

Chris Manzo sucks good dick 🙂

R159 Chris the fat one?

R158 So did Chris suck dick or was it just hand jobs?

Supposedly Chris and Albie are playing for the team, Joe Gorga has gotta be bi. The two Franks are and Dolores' BF give me sexually "open" vibes.

I don't think Joe Gorga is bi. I do think he's an incredibly insecure attention whore who loves it when anyone is attracted to him, female or male. So it wouldn't surprise me at all that he'd let a guy suck his dick just because it makes him feel like he's desired.

R164 Remember Chris and Albie's gay roommate who was on the show for a couple of seasons? I bet he's got some stories to tell.

R166, yeah I sure do. Would for him and the Manzo boys to make a reappearance!

R65, what's the M2M scene at that Montville gym?

Is Gia the next Amanda Gorman?

Waking up in the morning...

Melania seems a little... well... umm.. like she plays some good softball.

Why is Margaret even on this show if she hates housewives so bad? She was really nasty to Jennifer. Good for her for hitting back at her! And Margaret is playing the victim. What a Karen. If Margaret isn’t grilled at the reunion, fuck Andy. (I heard he hates Jennifer. WHY? What an idiot.)

Jennifer is my favorite. She really is everything this show should be about. She and Teresa really make the show for me.

This is an amazing season, and really proves how NJ is the superior Housewives show right now. That cast trip was crazy and entertaining. Not quite Scary Island level, but still really really good.

That “stay in the guys’ night” or w/e thing repulsed me. The whole world saw the clip! Joe did say he heard the rumor as well. And he went into more detail than Teresa did, I think. But of course Joe and Margaret will be forgiven and Teresa and Jennifer will be raked over the coals. Bullshit.

The Jackie's cheating husband thing is a nasty story line. Can't they find something that won't humiliate people?

R172 he was repeating the rumor he heard Margaret telling other women about what Teresa said at the party. Teresa is trash, not the victim.

R174

That’s not what it sounded like to me.

no one has come forward. It's the same rumor Teresa spread. I'm sure more will be explained at the reunion

This is the rumor that came out. The girlfriend is allegedly a trainer who left her husband to be with him. But he wouldn’t do the same.

Teresa should be worried about her new man. I hope someone brings this up at the reunion

Producers should bring back Kim D next season

How is Melissa so high up on this list?

Melissa is trying so hard to bring the drama and it’s falling flat. It’s like she picked some affectations from binge-watching Teresa’s old episodes and delivers it like a Midwest high school drama student impersonating Joan Crawford. Say what you will about Teresa but she brings it and sells it.

reunion filming tomorrow. Hope Teresa gets dragged to hell

r171 must be Jennifer's gay brother!

Actually, I do think this iteration of the cast is the best there's ever been on this show. I wouldn't eliminate a single one of them.

R182 I agree it's a great cast but it's been the same for 3 seasons now. Next season I'd keep Dolores but downgrade her to friend. Then I'd keep the other 5 as housewives and bring in 2 more, either 2 newbies or 1 new 1 old

I can't think of a single former cast member that I'd want to see back on this franchise. No more Danielle and no more Manzos! Maybe they'll try and add that real estate agent who was on last night as a potential addition? I can see Dolores as a "friend of", but she's kind of the heart of this franchise so I'd hate to see her gone altogether. They need someone who can really go head-to-head with Teresa or they need to phase her out in some way. She's too dominant of a figure and they need to shift the power balance a bit so that it's not solely focused on her.

I think Jennifer has proven she and her family are a goldmine of drama. Last season we saw her brother come to terms with his sexuality and their conservative parents reacting to it. This season we're seeing the sad but fascinating consequences of an arranged marriage in which the 2 spouses don't seem to like each other very much. If producers are smart, they'll add in a friend of Jennifer's next season and focus storylines around her. That will not only sideline Teresa (which is what I want as I can't stand her) but also would make her insanely jealous, resulting in more drama. Teresa enjoys being the only original cast member left and has referred to this as "my show" a few times. Jennifer in turn would love to become the new face of the show and she wouldn't take kindly to Teresa trying to hinder that. If Jennifer stays on the show long enough there's no way she and Teresa won't end up feuding. They're quite similar except Jennifer isn't stupid.

I think Jennifer keeps Teresa close because she knows that Teresa is the nucleus of the show for better or worse. Unless it appears that Teresa will be cut loose soon (unfortunately, doubtful), she will probably keep her close. Based on what happened with Jackie, you can already see that Teresa is better as an ally than an adversary. This is why they probably should start phasing Teresa out because she pulls too much of the focus from the other wives and demands unchallenged allegiance or else.

I think Jackie's chubby little son is a future homosexual of America.

Did you notice when Jackie kissed her hot hubby Evan, the chubby little son said, "He's mine," then kissed his daddy.

I know this is wrong and mean, but can’t help but laugh at this.

that's really embarrassing to speak so harshly on national tv to someone you don't even know based on a reality show all while stanning for Teresa of all people. Jackie handled it well.

The dickhead in the pink pajamas should die in a grease fire. And I don't even like Jackie!

.the little kween is replying to everyone in the comments at R188 link. He's quite proud of himself which is pathetic. He does have some supporters who love what he did but others are rightfully disgusted by him

so Frank kissed Joe Gorga's ass after losing in golf in this week's episode. I must say Gorga has a big smooth bubble butt

Evan looked the best in his golfing attire

All the men on this show probably smell like burnt coconut tanning lotion and feta cheese

I’m done with this show. The storylines have become so ridiculous and contrived. I really hate how they’re lighting every show like the inside of a Duane Reed, it’s hard to look at. Also, I’m NOT here for that Realtor Cunt either.

Margaret’s trout mouth is ridiculous

For me the last episode with the party at the Realtor Cunt’s house was a jump-the-shark moment and that’s saying a lot for this show.

This show sure has gotten boring. It looks like they're trying to make the realtor cunt, who doesn't know how to dress to cover her back fat and sagging mammaries, a thing. Maybe they plan on making her a housewife next year and axing Jackie.

Every time I look at Frank, I imagine he smells like sardines and ass.

This show has gotten so gross and disgusting, with talk about eating ass, eating pussy, ass dingleberries, etc.

Jersey people are such trash.

It’s like Cocoon meets Jersey Shore.

The realtor's side-boob display was gross. I also think Delores show too much cleavage, her boobs look like overly tanned oily melons. I like her but enough already. No one wants to see your bulbous implants.

The realtor Michelle apparently filmed a lot this season but producers drastically cut her scenes down when her and her husband's drama with Michelle and Joe fizzled quickly. She already confirmed she's not coming back next season and is instead doing some other show about real estate

I think it's time for a cast shakeup with Dolores getting demoted.

*drama with Melissa and Joe fizzled quickly

The Michelle drama was a bust. She could hardly stop side-eyeing the camera, she was basically breaking the fourth wall. It was way too obvious that she was desperate to be on the show. Realtors are horrible on reality shows that aren’t about real estate. They’re all sociopaths who only care about the next commission.

Was she trying out to be full time?

R204 producers were considering her. It happens all the time on housewives. Often when you see a recurring friend, it's someone who tried to get a full time slot but didn't end up giving what producers thought was worthy of full-time

The producers know it's the third straight season with the same cast so they wanted to keep their options open but ultimately Teresa, Jackie, Melissa, Joe, Jennifer and Margaret gave enough drama and Michelle underwhelmed

I laughed when Dolores called Joe a neanderthal right to his face.

R206 That insult was lost on Joe, because he doesn't know any words that are more than two syllables.

the cast react to Frank kissing Joe's ass

Do they have soap in Jersey?

Why do I think Frank and Joe really enjoyed the ass-kissing and would happily explore it more behind closed doors?

This show is too immature & scatalogical now. It’s like a bunch of kids at recess talking about poopoo and flashing their weewees and no-no’s at each other.

Has anyone addressed Lil Frankie and the steroid bloat?

It’s nice Dolores has friends who care if she has unnecessary surgery.

I've had enough of the men on this show.

I think Teresa is played out. The prison storyline kept her on but the steam is gone.

Frank Sr. is the only guy on this show I enjoy, but in small doses. I don't need scenes with him hanging out with the guys.

Whatever happened to prostitution whores getting chased through country clubs?

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Really? She and Jennifer are the only reasons I’m watching. Everyone else is so blah.

The Jennifer and Teresa haters really astound me.

They really want a show based on no-storyline Jackie, faker than fake Melissa, nasty Margaret, and boring Delores?

Please. This show would be nothing without Teresa and Jennifer.

If anyone's played out it's Margaret. She's only entertaining when she's feuding with someone who's a worse person than her, like Siggy or Danielle.

I like the current cast except Teresa. I agree producers need to stop focusing on her. I think Jennifer should become the new face of the show with all the avenues of drama she has.

R220 I hate Jennifer's creepy serial rapist-looking husband.

Awww, I think Dr. Bill is funny and cute.

R222 Yuck.

Are any of you posters here actually from New Jersey?

R224 I once spent a month in New Jersey for work, in Bergen County where most of these bitches live.

Worst month of my life.

I’m from NJ and know Dolores and several members of her family. Nice, but full of herself. The family is full of hardcore republicans.

Her skin in person looks even worse than it does on TV. She looks like she’s been baked in the sun for the last 50 years.

Her house isn’t huge. I know the camera angles make it look bigger than it is. She used to live in Franklin Lakes by Caroline in a much nicer home with an ex boyfriend.

The show is scripted(obviously). A few seasons back, producers told Dolores to plan a party on a certain date to debut her home renovations . She did, and that date was the same date that Joe DelGuidice was released from jail. Teresa called her furious. It wasn’t shown, but towards the end of the season there were awkward scenes with Teresa/Dolores that were never given context. Dolores was close to quitting because she felt manipulated by producers. Money obviously changed her tune.

yeah I haven't looked lately but a few years ago on Frank Sr's social media pages he was posting all this anti-Hillary stuff. It's not surprising but hilarious as he got disbarred! No wonder he's a repub

I'm from NJ, but over an hour south and seemingly worlds away from where this show films. I've only ever driven through/past that northeast corner of the state while on highways, and visited Paterson Falls once.

However, I did grow up about 30 minutes west of Colts Neck, the wealthy town where season 6's Amber and the twins live. I think the show was trying to phase out North Jersey and move down to Central Jersey back then, but that attempt was DOA and that season is considered the worst one ever.

I want to talk about Teresa’s house in Paterson with the linoleum.

Ever heard of the Jersey handshake?

I want to see Joe Gorga’s ass get fucked.

I’m a Jersey bitch. There were a couple of Housewives from my town who were on a few years back. I see them all the time and get a little starstruck. One of their ex boyfriends (who was on the show) is such an attention whore, holding court to see if anyone recognizes him.

R232 Amba and the twins?

tonight on WWHL Andy is hosting the 5 husbands

Gang bang!

Danielle watches the latest episode & shades the cast

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Jersey bitch you say? You mean like staying in the right lane for left turns? Ha Ha!

I've been reading that some women are accusing Teresa's new bf of being a creep based on his behavior on dating apps

Dolores with tits out

R237, I would never do that. Luckily it’s not something I see a lot. The hallmark of bad Jersey driving is pulling out in front of speeding cars and not accelerating.

And to the poster up thread, yes it was Amber and the twins. I see the twins all the time, but I still haven’t run into Amber or Jim, which would be a true star sighting. It’s a shame Colts Neck never took off because so many of the people here are very Italian and very rich, but there’s also an attitude that doing the show is tacky.

R239 She looks ridiculous with those giant funbags. And has she had more work done on her face? Her lips look even bigger and her face looks like it's pulled so tightly, it could rip.

Whatever happened to that gym Dolores owned? They never talk about it anymore. I'm guessing she flaked out on that partnership.

According to this article, Margaret is the richest cast member with 50 million, Jennifer Aydin is #4 with 7 Million.

Margaret also has a biological son. I didn't know that.

that's definitely a lie lol Margaret is not close to the richest. She was having financial problems the last few years

Jackie and Jennifer are definitely the richest of the NJ cast. The others are all getting by only because of the Bravo check

No way trout mouth sucked her way into 50mil

reunion trailer

Interesting they're only doing a two-part reunion this year. Not that I need a third hour of them screaming at each other.

R248 reunions were dragging out and ratings were down. Sometimes they were filming 10 hours of reunion

Is it me or is Melissa's face growing longer each year?

She keeps shortening her nose, R250. It makes the rest of her face seem longer.

Jennifer is going to be the highlight of the reunion. I love her.

Yaaass Jennifer! She is slaying!

I love Jen's Marge impression.

They’re still pretending that drama with the boring Realtor Cunt was real?

Atlanta seasons go on and on and on but seasons of NJ always seem really short.

Teresa is so vile but she is the train wreck of the show....thus I must watch her

just read they're keeping all of the cast again for next season but they likely are going to add a 7th housewife

WTF? Jackie deserves to be fired. She was hardly in that last episode and had no solo scene.

She had a scene! She was nagging her kids about carving pumpkins.

Reunion part I was OK

I do enjoy Jennifer vs. Margaret and Melissa. That doesn't get old to me. Those 2 will never be close friends with her that's for sure

You know Joe Gorga was happy he got both an individual segment and then comes back again with the other men in part II.

"just read they're keeping all of the cast again for next season but they likely are going to add a 7th housewife"

You mean add a black housewife.

Yeah, supposedly they're adding Aikisha Holly to the cast next season. I wonder if she'll follow in Garcelle and Eboni's footsteps by being introduced as an existing friend of one of the women and then immediately mention that she never actually hangs out with white women in real life. Lmao.

I welcome the increasing diversity of these shows. It's nice to see that women of all races can be greedy, conniving, overdressed, profane, and drunken bitches.

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I don’t know about Eboni, but Garcelle really was friends two of the cast members before joining (Denise and Rinna). And she does have white friends (they even showcased Ali Landry last season, a good friend of Garcelle’s).

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Anyway, Jennifer really made that reunion!

Oh good another racebaiter no doubt

Jennifer likes a popped sleeve because it’s distracting from how she’s a borderline fatass

Jennifer has Electra complex vibes. Total dissociative incest survivor energy who blames and takes it out on the world, on everyone but the actual abuser.

Jennifer is clearly a lying puta willing to lob any dramatic accusation whether it is true ir not.

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You serious? Margaret is a phony gossip. I have no doubt Jennifer is right about her.

Watching them just try to come up with catchphrases is tiresome. They’re throwing spaghetti against a wall to see what sticks with disjointed sayings.

So Joe and Melissa don’t trust each other.

Did Joe Gorga get lip fillers?

Jennifer is mean to the bone.

Caroline and Dina's brother was almost cast as the first gay "Housewife" back in the 00s.

Okay, folks for the 100th time. Andy Cohen has nothing to do with the casting of these shows. He is not a Bravo Executive, he is an Executive Producer on the shows in name only. The shows are put together and pitched by external production companies as possible Real Housewives franchises for Bravo. Endemol is probably the biggest producer of Reality shows but POP and others are as well. They primarily cast and scout the housewives. A lot of times they are friends of friends of housewives but they don't really like to cast friends because it leads to cliques. Ramona has been dying to get a few of her friends on but the show always says no. Cohen was fired from Bravo as an executive a long time back. He was offered a route out to save face and he threatened to sue and ruin the franchise. Bravo capitulated and gave him an EP title on all housewives shows. Originally when he left, he was supposed to leave everything including WWHL. You can go back and check the Bravo annoucements for new shows, one of which was called Teach me your talent, where Andy groomed his replacement for WWHL. Andy thought he was going to be a big producer and possibly get the LIve host job with Ripa- when that failed, and he realized his show ideas were crap - he renegotiated to extend the WWHL hosting gig. As far as the houswives shows go, Atlanta is the highest rated housewives franchise.

Andy landed an exec job at Bravo when the networks were all combined. (Trio, Bravo etc). Scott Dunlop had an idea for a documentary on the women of OC because of his neighbor Vicki Gunvelson - so when she claims to be the OG of the OC - she means it. It was originally called behind the gates the real orange county - Bravo passed on the doc - so they retooled it as the Real Housewives of OC adding in Joe and Slade. Cohen had nothing to do with this. Nothing. The first reunion was shot in Vicki's back yard with no host, just the women sitting around recounting the show. The show was a hit after season two they decided to so a studio reunion, Cohen offered to host for free. Bravo is cheap so they said yes. At the time Bravo's tag line was Watch what happens. The reunion was called A watch what happens special. Cohen was likable and got along with the housewives and ingratiated himself to them. He was an exec at Bravo so they naturally talked to him about things thinking he had decision making powers. The housewives show took off, NYC, Then Atlanta, and the ratings were huge. Cohen pitched a weekly show called Watch What Happens live which he tied to Atlanta which aired on Sunday nights. Soon he was becoming the face of Bravo. His twitter handle was Bravo Andy - he was getting A list guests on the show - he was the conduit to all the celebs to talk about housewives a vice versa. Pretty soon people were wrongly assuming Cohen created and was responsible for the success of Housewives when in fact they were responsible for the success of Andy. Bravo execs who actually were responsible for the success of the franchises were getting pissed off because Cohen would automatically let people assume he was in charge and never corrected them when they thought that. Finally, it was decided at Bravo that they had enough and he was told he was going to let go They offered him a Star Jones exit where he could say whatever he wanted. He knew his meal ticket was in jeopardy and fought back. He walked away with EP credit on all franchises and Bravo offered the first right of refusal deal to him on any of his shows he developed for his production company. Only one show ever came out of it - a terrible View ripoff with Jerry O Connel and other men he wanted to fuck. His blind date remake failed, he didn't get the Live with Kelly job. He was failing outside of Bravo so he renegotiated to keep his WWHL job. Trust me people at Bravo are still pissed because he still takes credit for things he has nothing to do with. Blackmail was allegedly involved.

Andy is a mascot who pretends to be the owner of the team.

apparently Jennifer is mad that she's not 1 of Andy's favorites and is going around to all the internet press/social media to complain

lol Jennifer so stupid.

Stupidity seems to be a common characteristic of several of these housewives. Teresa is so fucking stupid it’s hard to imagine she has the sense to come in out of the rain. Jennifer basically only knows how to spend money and plop out crotch fruit.

There's definitely something off about Teresa's new bf Luis already being at the reunion and clamoring for camera time by bringing out her drink. This will end in tears for Teresa

I love how the show's so cheap they can't even find footage of a highway with the cars going forward instead of in reverse.

What every son wants from his mother.. a stripper pole.

I'm a cool mom!

but I thought Jennifer is a "traditional Turkish Christian" ?

Teresa's boyfriend Luis looks like he's had extensive plastic surgery.

I miss Kim D and wish they'd bring her back. She was so funny the last time she appeared. It'd be interesting to see Kim interacting with Jennifer

Is Teresa's new bf on the DL?

I want Real Streetskanks of New Jersey with Kim D. & G. and Danielle heading up the cast. These nouveau riche, corporate, product-plugging sluts are boring and inauthentic, I was desperate but not completely focused on money, crazy ass, ratchet whores.

Teresa's beau sounds like an opportunistic jerk.

I wonder if "sex-obsessed" includes bisex?

R293 Well, of course, he's an opportunistic jerk. Would anyone hook up with Teresa for any other reason than to take advantage of the publicity?

oppatunafishistic? wha?