Former first lady launches "Office of Melania Trump"

I read that as Orifice of Melania Trump!

These people are master grifters and put all others to shame. Sep aside Jim and Tammy Faye

Two hour minimum.

All she did while Vairsty Lady was walk around in high heels.

Office = bedroom

[quote] "Office of Melania Trump"

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

An office would imply that work would be done, and we all know that the only place former Vairst Lady does any work is on her back on a mattress.

Is there a scarlet lamp hanging above the door?

Be best HO !!

Who is this bitch kidding, we've just read she's a lazy cunt. I'm assuming she expects her others to do all the work.

I assume the taxpayers are paying for it? Itll probably be a broom closet at Lard-a-margo and theyll bill the govt a million a month.

Being she didn't do anything when she WAS first lady, how can she have an office doing even less now?

I Really Don't Care, Do You?

Swap the flags and that photo looks like an old Soviet propaganda poster.

She can't type, take dictation or do shorthand. But them knockers!

Now that Melanie has all this spare time on her hands, perhaps she should learn how to speak English. After all, she has been living in the US for 22 years. Perhaps it is about time.

Well, I hope she has something nice planned for Valentine’s Day to counter FLOTUS Biden.

So she's available for photo shoots?

Asking for the best magazines.

House of Poosey

[quote]House of Poosey

That's the name of my place, silly.

I’m not putting bitcoins in the slot of someone who hates Christmas 🎄

R17 Maybe she will bring out the red trees!

Her mission statement will detail how she plans to make all Republicunts walk in stilettos.

I refer to mine as "my lubed up asshole" but you do you, Mel.

Office for what? This bitch didn't even want to be Vairst Laidy.

[quote] Office for what?

Thank you for question. Office show lady way to Be Best. There is so many way! For the instance, Lady go to spa in morning is one Way. Lady go to spa in lunch time is another Way. Either time, Lady feed son which she truly love. Then in night, lady eat tasty salad. So many way!

Now is she giving professional advice to hookers or gold diggers or both?

What a huge waste of time and money for a person who is a huge waste of time and money who is currently married to a huge waste of time and money.

ugly old whore