Jake Tapper is looking haggard.

Op-Kayleigh McInsaney

I'd still Tap-him

Trump has added age to everyone.

R1, I would him fuck him and I love his snark, but he looks old.

He looks the same as he did three years ago OP

Older. By the minute. Patrician.

He's over.

Not over. Just old.

He was cute in the 90s when he had chronic bedhead and wrote for Salon.com.

I'ts weird it's like every day goes by he gets older and OP gets younger. Magic!

OP has also posted that Robert Redford looks like an old man and that Paul Newman looks like a corpse.

Cuomo looks awful. Haggard, pale, sunken in cheeks. And sitting next to Don Lemon..... who I would do in a minute... what is their age difference

I just FedExed him some Frownies!

LMFAO, R11! I most certainly did not. I never posted any such about any of them. Put down the glass, girl.

Jake needs a spa day. See you in the steam room, Jake.

It’s his new hairdo.

[quote]And sitting next to Don Lemon..... who I would do in a minute.

No thanks, he's looking just as haggard for a black guy. And somehow getting more feminine looking by the day.

All that Botox. Don Lemon is slowly morphing into Diahann Carroll.

He looks pretty much to me like a liberal TV infotainment cable station anchorperson, actually.

He looks like a Suburban daddy. Nothing wrong with that for me.

Meme

I <3 his new glasses.

Tapper is hot. Bet his cock is huge. But those new glasses make him look 10 years older. Damn Jake I think you can afford contacts or better glasses.

Those new glasses and that long floppy hair make him look like Colonel Sanders. He hot is dead to me.

I bet Jake privately hates his job. He'd like to be seen as a respected TV news journalist, like Cronkite was in the old days, but it's not exactly the most respected profession now.

Is Jake tall? Somebody said they worked out around him in DC. I have the feeling he's a pocket anchor.

[quote]Those new glasses and that long floppy hair make him look like Colonel Sanders

I still want his juicy drumstick.

[quote] He looks the same as he did three years ago OP

I rarely watch Tapper but I did catch a little of his show the other day and thought damn he is starting to look old

He's almost 6'

Jake looked hot in his ABC days and CNN days. His hair was dark and he had weight on him, which made him like a sexy teddy bear.

He lost too much weight and his hair is completely grey now, so he definitely looks his age now, 52.

Plus wonder how that 15 year marriage is aging him...

He needs a new interview with Kellyanne Conway to perk him up.

Jake can throw down, plus he has beef with Cuomo.

Jake’s wife is looking haggard too.

His glasses age him. He either needs contacts/corrective surgery or new frames.

Also, if he's going to keep the gray hair, wear different shades of jackets, shirts and ties that don't scream "DEPRESSED! ONE RAINY DAY FROM OFFING MYSELF!" without going day-glo.

No more weight loss. Gaunt-ness on him makes him look like he's I'll. Eat your dinner instead of drinking it, Tap.

*ill not I'll. Sorry.

Jake looked soo much hotter with some weight and the salt & pepper hair. The grey hair and weight loss has definitely aged him.

Plus boyfriend looks like he hasn’t been laid in awhile.

Ugh Jake can do soo much better-his wife is a 2 and he can get a 20.

She looks older than him and definitely not pretty-kind of girl who probably hasn’t fucked Daddy in awhile...

Jacob Paul Tapper (born March 12, 1969), 52, New York City.

R38

He looks sexy in that pic.

Jake also has a douche frat boy look at 52.

Jake is looking like a thirst trap on CNN today...

Some DLers are always surprised that people age. "OMG, this person looks older than they did years ago".

No shit.

Jake is walking sex.

Confused why he settled with such a plain, average wife.

And don’t tell me she has a good personality...

Who else wants to fuck Jake?

Jake looked fuckable today with those glasses 👓

Jake's date with Monica Lewinsky:

Why would Tapper write this article?

You would’ve thought Monica was the one who got away!

Jake is tweeting up a storm on a Saturday.

For a dude who waxes poetic about his family, seems like he enjoys twitter more than hanging out with them.

Calling a spade-this dude is not a happy guy.

The Lewinsky article is funny, and Tapper admits he's writing it as a journalist-whore.

R48

A journalist whore who wanted to tap Lewinsky.

Jake’s kids are not cute, like the wife.

They look mid-west like his Missouri white trash spouse.

BTW she is definitely a Trumper.

Why does Jake follow/correspond with a group of 16 yr old girls? It’s a little creepy when you’re 52.

He embarrassed himself trying to cheer psycho Yassar up, makes him look like a patsy.

16 yr old girls.

Wonder what his wife, who he puts up hapless posts about, thinks about him talking to “under age girls.”

You'd look haggard too if you were on a channel with ratings in the toilet.

I think Jake's wife is cute, the bangs help cover her big forehead.

Jake’s wife has a massive chin +big forehead = not cute.

Jake is about to have a heart attack on air talking about Afghanistan to Antony Blinken.

Who did Jake’s bronzer today?

So is Jake just phoning it in now?

His looks, reporting have gone downhill in the last few years.

He used to be fire 🔥

R39 Exactly right, but douche frat boy is hot by definition.

Has he ever looked fresh?

R50 Why don't you give the malicious stupid lies a rest? She worked for Planned Parenthood. Oh, how white trash and Trumpie!

R62

It is not a lie that Jake’s wife is not cute.

Average looking with make-up. But Jake never did date hot girls.

R63 She looked like a cute blonde to me. Does she have to be Greta Garbo-level beautiful?

R64

Oh do you want to fuck Mrs. Tapper now?

Not pretty, not cute. Your taste, like Jake’s, is questionable!

Fuck him.

^65 No, I don't want to fuck Mrs. Tapper. I just think you're a malicious little fuck.

Oh Lord, get some thick skin, are you really defending Jake’s mediocre looking wife?

Why shouldn't I want to defend her? I think she's better than mediocre-looking. You're a mean girl. Congratulations.

She is Missouri white trash, get over it.

I think Jake early on fancied himself a serious television journalist or whatever. He once asked Obama a tough question at a press conference and everybody was like, whoa. Things took a different turn and I wouldn’t be surprised if he loathes his work now. But he is paid handsomely for it.

Acosta is aging better than Tapper.

R71

Agree!

Jake did serious work on ABC as the WH Corespondent. He was passed over several times for the Sunday political show and then moved to CNN. He is definitely making a shit ton of money as an anchor than correspondent, so don’t feel bad for him. But you can finally tell he does not love his job anymore.

Jake is not creative or thoughtful enough, so he posts the same pic every year for his anniversary with just a different cheesy caption on his stale marriage.

Both he and his wife have aged horribly since this pic with her fake pearls and kleinfeld dress.

He's more creative when he posts his grief porn tweets.

"If you can, spare a thought for ______, who died defending _____ on ________, Operation _______. His family misses him very much. See attached pictures and details of his life, death and etcetera in my novels, overpriced on Amazon and at brick-and-mortar stores everywhere"

R75

100%

Came across a Youtube Video of his daughter’s virtual Bat Mitzvah the temple put up last year.

Jake was sitting with both of his kids, arms around them acting very affectionate. The wife was on the other side of the couch looking miserable and distant from the rest of the family.

Something is not kosher with this marriage, no matter how many instagrams you post.

R75 Whenever Jake gets into any kind of controversy on Twitter, he reverts to heartwarming puppy and military veteran posts. It’s a good way to bury posts where people are piling on.

R75

Exactly, he put up his hallmark card anniversary post and a military instastory today to fan the flames from his twitter Afghanistan downfall.

Plus, those plunging ratings aren’t helping him either.

Yep. The military grief porn are multi-purpose: changes the subject from stuff he doesn't want to address, gets him/his shitty books attention and makes (now) shits all over the current admin. Hat trick!

Also, his dog is ugly.

And remember when Jake pimped out his daughter and got her book deal about being a girl scout. He does not keep his private life private, anyway to get press.

It’s all about optics for Tapper.

Jake is the husband who calls you honey or sweetie and kisses you on the forehead.

When your supposed be on your 15th anniversary weekend & take the wife to the marriot, but need to instagram the dogs for relevance.

That’s Jake and his wife.

Poor girl deserves it if you allow him to do this shit for so long...

R82 That photo is so bland and embarrassing. I think Jake wants to be liked, which is near-impossible in his line of work.

R82

First of all, if they are away for their anniversary, who brings their dogs on a supposedly romantic weekend. If that’s their house, agree that is one BLAND room for a sad photo.

Also, Jake is 100% addicted to social media. He can’t blackout even for a vacation, has to share to be relevant & liked.

R79

Those fucking dogs again.

Plus, whoever decorated their house has awful, basic taste.

btw this dude has decided to just post a million photos of his dogs this weekend instead of him and the wife on the anniversary wkd!

#whensthedivorce

People love dogs. He probably gets a lot of engagement with them.

His dogs and decor are ugly.

R88

White trash middle-america wife probably decorated, the dogs are all Jake.

I've never paid much attention to newscasters, haven't had a working television since 2004, but I did use to think Jake Tapper was a sexy guy. I saw him recently on tv somewhere, and at first I couldn't believe it was the same man. He just looks shrunken, sad, and really old.

R90

When Jake was heavier he looked soo much hotter. A sexy teddy bear.

He went on a diet ard 2017 and lost a ton of weight. Hair is now grey & looks like a completely different person!

Literally looks like he aged 15 years in 5. We all age, but that weight loss sucked the hottness out of Jake, maybe this is why he is soo miserable!

Jake is a character in Impeachment American Crime Story. He went out with Monica on 1 date and then wrote an article about it. Seems like a cool dude.

This article is hysterical about how serious Jake took himself.

Jake was a hot snack circa 2012-2017 and then he went on that diet. Sucked the hotness & happiness out of him.

Plus a stale 15 yr marriage might do that to ya too 😜

Watched CNN 9/11 coverage-

Jake looks better out of that studio lighting and in the sunlight. He looks thicker in the middle again, but his face still is thin which makes him look old. The grey hair looked hot and would still tap him 100%.

[90] I’m sorry, what year would his peak have been?

[R95] what would his peak look like? Do you prefer him with grey hair or brown, and with glasses or without?

[R91] so you don’t think he’s hot anymore?

According to the nymag article someone posted above he once placed a wad of his own gum in a salon reporters hand and told them that it would be " worth something some day". What a deluded jackass.

R98

Jake looked hot on his Afghanistan special. It’s all about the lighting! Peak Jake hotness years 2012-2017.

Jake seems unhappy these daysand it shows through his face on TV.

Although he seemed to have more pep reporting in NYC this weekend, probably anything to get away from the wife/kids.

R98 he said that never happened, but he did admit he called the college reporter a pussy.

R100 did you think he looked hot in the 9/11 special? He would be hotter without his glasses. He use to always whip them off once the camera panned on him again, so I wonder why he suddenly became okay with them lmao

R102

Jake looked sexy in the 9/11 special, but would love to see him some thick plastic Warby frames. The current ones do nothing for him, but those 60s JFK ones aged him.

Also, don’t think with Jake we are dealing with a fashionista. Saw a pic once of him in acid-wash dad jeans. Which fits his fake dad persona he has recently latched onto.

R102 he can wear formal and casual suits really well, I’m not sure why he’s bad at casual style—I think he said his wife got him those new glasses. I wonder why CNN asked him to do both of those specials bc he’s always controversial with dems, I wonder why they didn’t ask Anderson Cooper or Co.

R104

Was wondering why Anderson didn’t lead in NYC? Unless Jake’s promotion of Lead Anchor in Washington is across the board.

Jake also was posted in his casual attire in NYC & he was wearing a DMB Tee! Do I spy the acid-wash jeans???

That means the wife can’t dress either or she would be buying Jake some top notch shit with those millions.

He claimed to have burned his dad jeans haha. He still looks cute even with his DMB tee. Anderson would’ve made more sense, tbh. Someone wrote he use to look like a teddy bear and I agree haha

R105

R106

Jake looked like a strapping teddy bear a few years ago— Sexy & Hot!

He also looked happy in that instagram pic, so maybe away from the news desk he is a normal guy? Always think if you are happy in your personal life, its translates how you project in the professional life.

Think something is off in his private life, too much PR posts on instagram to convey a homelife.

R108 yeah, he did! He was also probably happy that the 9/11 special went well. He would also look good if his hair was a darker gray like in this pic

he's had work done

What work do you think so?

R111 It's not just weight loss, his face looks so different. Like they did sculpting on the sides, changed his eyes a bit

He looked really cute here too

R112 I wonder what happened around 2017 that make him lose so much weight and get work done

He came out of the womb with a hangdog expression.

He looks totally tapped out

How hot was 2015, 2017, and present day jake tapper on a scale of 1-10?

R117

Would not say no to present day Jake, but give me 2013-2017 Jacob in his prime sexy days.

Daddy looked hot with a little fat on his face!

R112

Omg his face does look vastly different from just weight loss because literally he looks soo different in the last 5 years!

He must be an egomaniac to get surgery because always thought he was an alpha guy.

Every modern news anchor has had work done, you’re literally on TV everyday. I think his weight loss had more to do with his face changing though, I still think he’s hot though

R120

The weight loss and being tapped out has definitely aged him. He looks like a different person IRL—But Would totally fuck him still, but on air he looks like an old man.

Peter Jennings never looked this old in his 50s. Wife/Kids are sucking his hotness away!

R120 he’s the first anchor to look better off TV, by tapped out you think he’s working too much? Peter Jennings was never as hot as Jake though haha.

R121

Peak Tapper > Peak Jennings

current tapper is still way hotter than peak Jennings

Would 100% fuck Peak Tapper!

Even in a Snowsuit in a Blizzard!

R126 not current tapper?

Daddy is getting trolled on Instagram & Twitter today.

General consensus is people don’t like Jake?

Tapper's bitterness has aged him more than the gray, un-ironic grandpa glasses and marionette lines.

Mr. Tapper always in PR mode...So if your image/show is doing well, do you promote the podcast version of your show?

Daddy’s in trouble.

R130 he’s said that he has a team who also does some of his social media posts. People always get mad when he criticizes the right or the left. Has he done something recently or are ppl still mad at him from last week?

R129 he’s been aggressive since he came out of the womb, I don’t think this is a recent personality trait

Jake is apparently now the Lead Anchor, not just Washington because he did the whole special recall last night, Anderson only had a panel to discuss in NYC.

He stood up a few times and his stomach had a pudge, but his face just looks gaunt and different. With that said, he’s still sexy!

Bourbon bloat, R133. He drinks because he hates his life.

R134

Tapper is definitely a Jack & Coke or Bourbon guy.

Drinks because he hates his job, hates his family life, but he’s got those millions & twitter to ease the pain.

r134 why do you think that?

Are there any interesting Jake interviews/podcasts to listen or watch?

R24

Jake was on NY Times Kara Swisher’s podcast Sway when he was promoting his book which was interesting.

She is a tech gal and he is old school journalist. Seemed like he is not ready to cross to streaming yet, but knows its coming.

Daddy still sounded hot.

Thanks! I’ll give that one a listen! I heard this one from the Toronto library and it’s pretty interesting, and it’s sweet how he talks about his wife in it!

R139

Ugh Jake only talks about his wife for PR purposes and especially to sell a book. Don’t buy that relationship is what it seems.

R139 what makes you think that? Did you hear how he talks about his wife and kids in the Toronto interview? He was also really sweet with the interviewer.

R141

Nope Just PR & an act! Part of the fake husband/dad persona- He is just selling/promoting books & his image.

Here’s Jake on Smartless the podcast hosted by my secret husband Jason Bateman with Sean Hayes and Will Arnett

R143 this one was really interesting, thanks!

R142 if you listen to the Toronto interview he sounds really genuine about his love for her and his kids. Why do you think he’s unhappy?

R145

Nope just him promoting books and his failing show! Will do anything to save his career, even using his family to sell it!

I’d eat his ass.

Anyone get the feeling Jake just won’t be able to keep up with News/Media changing and eventually he will just throw in the towel?

He is completely old school journalism and now completely clickbait for followers & likes to stay popular.

Its justs a feeling he is desperate for that, not a happy guy as he projects through twitter/instagram.

R146 but why do you think he’s unhappy? Has he ever said anything to indicate that because I don’t have that vibe. I don’t think his career is failing he’s the lead anchor and his book was a times bestseller

Jake Tapper is tanking in the ratings and the book got horrible reviews that sold because of his name. Like said above he knows what to use in pr to sell the image & book, happy or not.

Must be horrible for CNN that their Lead Anchor can’t get an audience for his show most days of the week.

Eeks Daddy’s in trouble-not even a million viewers!

R150 haha I’m so confused on whether you like Jake or hate him. But maybe he could be having problems in his professional life, but why does that make you think he’s lying about being happily married? Also, his book would have to be doing well if they’re making it into a HBO show and he’s already been asked to write a third book

R149 I mean he’s pretty popular on Twitter, more so that Pamela Brown, Cooper, Lemon, Cuomo, Van Jones, Burnett, etc. so if jakes not doing well, they probably aren’t either. I think it has more to do with CNN as a whole than Jake himself. What clickbait do you see him doing?

I always thought Jeff Glor was hot. Why did CBS get rid of him?

^Set of shoulders on that dude!

Years ago, someone said they saw Jeff Glor nude in the open showers at their gym and he had a surprisingly good body, average cock, but wasn't shy.

^Yum!

R154 he’s cute, but not as cute as Jake ;)

Honest question, why does Jake constantly post these dogs? Does it get him more followers or make him more relatable?

R159 he loves them lmao

I know OP's thread isn't new but I've noticed that Tapper is looking a lot more drawn and haggard recently. I think part of this can be attributed to his choice to wear glasses instead of contacts. Plus, his hair has gotten decidedly more gray.

R161

He literally has aged even more in a year. For the election, he had darker grey hair, now it’s completely white.

Also, he was heavier, but in the last few months he has lost more weight & his face looks thinner, jowls more pronounced. Making him look older than 52 years.

I like Jake, he is still hot, but something is going on with him.

R162 what do you think it is?

R161 not sure why he just doesn’t get Lasik

R156 Years ago, someone said they saw Jeff Glor nude in the open showers at their gym and he had a surprisingly good body, average cock, but wasn't shy.

A grower, though, I'm totally sure! Would like to be able to confirm!

Jake stopped replying to his fangirls, I wonder what happened. Maybe he got annoyed of them lol.

R166

Maybe because they are teenagers and that’s pedo territory?

Nope he is still liking his young girl flamingo fangirls on twitter 🦩

R168 he probably has to keep them calm so they don’t break into his house and kidnap his dog. He doesn’t reply to them anymore though

R169

Haha—

Jake would probably save the dogs before the wife/kids!

Jake looked exhausted and over it on SOTU this am.

Plus don’t know why he went with CNN’s decision to share SOTU w/ Dana Bash. He left ABC because they passed him over for theirs. As a Washington Political Reporter/WH Correspondent , hosting the Sunday Political Show is making it.

Jake gets the most press/bites/ratings on SOTU opposed to The Lead.

For his ego, can’t be good…

R171 I thought he looked so cute today. Exhausted, but cute. He probably got boxed into it. He got annoyed when one of the CNN anchors called CNN a boys club, I wonder if him getting mad at that comment had to do with having to share SOTU with Bash. At least this way he gets some Sunday’s off though.

R172

Definitely looked hot, but exhausted!! You could tell in his face he was tired.

Yes, maybe CNN as a Boys Club was the start of him having to share the show. Interesting that Brooke Baldwin made that comment and now she is gone.

8pm-12pm is all men doing CNN’s broadcasts doesn’t help out either.

R172 "I wonder if him getting mad"

Oh dear.

I wonder if his getting mad

R174. Thanks Jake! Actually though, I’m right. “That comment” does not belong to him so it would not be a possessive pronoun, but an objective pronoun.

R172, you think she pissed someone off and got forced out?

Jake is trending on twitter.

Seriously folks, SOTU gives him the attention he craves!

R175 Wrong again. It's a gerund phrase, and a gerund phrase takes the possessive. It has nothing to do with whose comment it is. Google "possessive with gerund phrase."

Jeff Glor is on CBS Saturday Mornings. Saw him yesterday. Still hot.

Daddy Jake needs to gain some weight to be that Teddy Bear.

R169

His Flamingo Twitter Gang are writing tonight about coming to steal his dogs!!

This is why you don’t retweet the crazys!

The ratio of the dogs getten stolen by his teenage gang?

R181 he tried to be slick by ignoring them but still liking their posts to keep them calm, but he was already in too deep with them. Like they would literally say they were going to kill themselves and Jake had to be like “omg don’t”?? Like how did he not realize they had problems before engaging lmao

R182 he also keeps mentioning his podcast now, I wonder why

R181 probably at the moment 50%. He also has a horrible time seeing through people, remember when he was buddy buddy with Yashar?

R185

He was retweeting them yesterday because of his veterans charity donations. Its like Jake let the attention of teenage girls go to his ego & now he is stuck.

But he keeps engaging with them…

Loves me some Jake Tapper.

Jake loves Republicans & Warmongering on The Lead today.

But I would still fuck my Jewish Daddy.

Jacob got a haircut & he looks a little pasty white on TV today!

Teddy Bear Jake!

What a difference 8 years makes-he looks like an entirely different person now!

Also, does he have a scar on his chin?

Jake looks like an old man.

Still cute tho.

^That's the first time anyone has ever said on DL that "old" means anything other than gross, nasty, blech, etc.

He did that diet that Paul Rudd did... they are friends... but the problem was Rudd went from thin to lean and Tapper went from pudgy to thin. Then the face sags, doubled by over 50. Still, if he decided to Tapper into his repressed man sex drive and pretend I'm Cuomo while he hate fucks, obviously I'm in.

R193

Repressed Man SEX Drive!

You can tell he doesn’t get it on the regular!

Jake’s lisp—

Fucking HOT!

When he is out of house, away from the wife & kids-

Jake looks HOT in this video!!!

Tapper went from Dzaddy to Pops over the past 4 years.

Chris Cuomo hasn't looked good since he had Covid.

Anderson is not really aging lately, but he has always been boring looking to me. The silver hair already aged him.

Joe Scarborough used to be so fine. But he is looking rough now and his clothes look terrible. Having a wife, especially one in media should have a man looking dapper and not like he's dressing from the 1980s. Those fleece pullovers and button down collard shirts? Really Joe? I will say his toupees are better than average though. He keeps his wigs tight!

Don Lemon is a bit queenie, but he still looks good. That Black don't crack! LOL

Ayman Mohyeldin is probably the hottest anchor right now - but at 42 he's still pretty young.

I was watching Anderson on 60 Minutes last night and despite an impressive upper body, he's just a bowl of oatmeal: pale, uninviting, mushy.

Jake literally was still super hot at the beginning of Dump’s presidency. His hair was salt/ pepper & trimmed out from his hot pudgy days. But then that diet sucked the hottness from Jake and his face was too thin.

He seems to be gaining the weight back in his stomach, but not his face. The jowls are prominent.

That said I would never kick Jake out of bed.

Jake seems like he would be an aggressive fuck.

Like someone who’s sex left the marriage years ago, and Daddy needs to get some aggression out!

Smart guys have a unique sexual energy that is almost irresistible so Jake will always have appeal as long as his looks don't go completely to hell and he is far from that. I don't think anyone would throw Jake outta bed anytime together but the change is noticeable.

R201

100% the change is noticeable!!!

Someone once said he had some surgery??

Jake is interviewing his ex-girlfriend Monica Lewinsky on The Lead.

He is of course promoting tonight’s episode that he is featured in.

Tapper always hustling.

Tapper is getting what he wanted out of Lewinsky reunion-press!

Jake was such a hottie with his dark hair & pudge!

Yeah, proof Jake got old.

Tapper thought he looked good in his selfie to post.

Showbiz must have been his first love. He went to USC film graduate school for a bit but dropped out.

R204 does Tapper where a Rug? It doesn't seem likely he could get all that hair under a baseball cap.

He's definitely not the aggressive hottie he once was.

R206. For sure. Most on air personalities/journalists have done some acting. He even has an IMDB page with credits!

R207

Agree-Definitely not the aggressive sexy hot dude he once was. Like we care about his family.

Seriously no one cares about this “family,” seems more like PR, because the Tapper family seems miserable.

Jake’s wife too looks 10 yrs older. She looks like a grandma!

What’s going on in the Tapper house? divorce soon?

Jake IRL looks older, but still cute when hustling his book.

Hot Daddy!!!

R210 I disagree. I liked when Jake was doing the Grecian formula salt and pepper thing. He's too gray now. He went from hot Cat Zaddy to Grandpa!

Jake has a drinking problem

R212

That family life makes him reach for the sauce…

Jake has talked about his love of Bourbon & Jack Daniels!

Jake really wants to be famous…

Jake tweeting again to his teenage flamingo psycho fan club.

When he needs a stroke of the ego, Tapper always knows where to go… 🦩

They can stroke his ego; I'll stroke something else for him.

that's what he gets.

R215 has the dummy learned nothing from that Broadway woman Alice Ripley? This will end in copious amounts of tears.

R218

Do tell…who is this Alice Ripley??

R216

Stroke it/Fuck it…same thing for the Tap?

R219 a few months ago she was involved in some fiasco over her interactions with her teenage female fans. They felt that she was inappropriate with them or something. But they didn't provide any real evidence that she was guilty of anything but poor judgement in responding to them in the 1st place. Anyway, the lesson of the story is do not communicate with teenage fans ever.

Jake ain’t getting attention at home-so twitter it is!

These girls are crying-want to fuck him, want to steal his dogs. Jake retweets them adding fuel to the teenage fire.

He better be careful, they are going to show up at his house soon!!!

#LesterBurnham

It's kinda sexy though that he's such a horny, desperate old middle aged dog he's abandoning all reason.

BFF Paul Rudd changed Jake's diet, maybe he can help him reclaim his dignity too.

Too bad he's a Repug shill.

R224

Horny & Desperate to reclaim his youth.

He once was making comments about the Kate Upton’s bikini in Illustrated Swimsuit issue on twitter.

Does a happily married man do that publicly on social media?

His marriage/family life seems like an unhappy place for Jake these days!

R225 I really don't think Jake is a Republican shill.

Have you watched his show?

He once threatened to ban all lying Republicans from CNN. Several times he specifically disinvited Kelly Ann Conway from his show.

That said, Jake is definitely an Opportunist. He was pushing the false equivalency bullshit with all the rest of MSM during the 2016 election.

I think he did not believe Trump would win. But I was watching when he had to announce Trump the winner. That was the saddest i have ever seen him and he's not that good of an actor.

If you said "Cuck" Todd I woulda been in total agreement. That slimy as piece of shit is too stupid to try to hide his love for the GOP. But not Tapper. I think he is a Dem but tries to report in the middle of the road... which is his only fault. He needs to call out their lies daily.

R224

That Paul Rudd diet was the death of hot Jake. Literally pics of him from when he started CNN to now, he looks like an entirely different person.

That said- Jake needs to eat a burger, get a divorce & stop entertaining teenagers on twitter!!!

R223

American Beauty!!

Who’s playing Mena for Jake?

Jake is a Repug shill. He’s gross.

R230

Jake is just angry because he settled with the most basic missionary wife and procreated 2 kids he complains about on social media.

Jake was the spokesperson for Hooters circa 1995!

His quote below on par with his frat boy persona!

Jake’s dog wears a Darthmouth leash, because Tapper controls that house….

This is Jake’s Flamingo Teenage Fan Club 🦩

Hide your dogs, Jake. Might be Fatal Attraction style if you don’t.

Jake looks fresh as the morning sun compared to Jon Stewart who is only 6 years older.

He is always saying something thought-provoking and he's an ally, but damn he let himself go!

What the hell happened to him? You wanna talk about haggard.

Omg

Love Jake, but he kinda exploited Monica.

Everybody exploited Monica - and she willingly complied. You can't really blame him for that.

I want to exploit Jake.

R239

I wanna exploit Jake Tapper toooo!

Bet he gets his aggression out in bed.

If we didn't know before that Monica was calculated in sucking off Clinton, we do now.

Why else would that damn fool have ignored the cocks of Al Gore, George Stephanopoulos and an ambition, testosterone and cum-filled aggressive young Jake Tapper? 😛

This is why gay men should be in charge of everything. If Monica was a gay man, Jake Tapper would have gotten his dick sucked.

Jake probably hasn’t gotten his dick sucked in years in that stale marriage he tries to promote—

He should have taken Monica on a 2nd date!!

R243 A second date coulda changed the course of history!

Tapper woulda worn that throat and pussy out!

But more importantly he woulda told her dumb ass to stop talking to Linda Tripp!

They'd probably be married now with a lot of little Tapper-Lewinsky kids running around.

Al Gore would have become POTUS, followed by Kerry, Obama and Hillary, who would be in her second term as POTUS!

Tapper has more chemistry with Monica than that woman he married!

This couple lacks passion-

If your hot for your girl hold her waist while taking a pic! How platonic to clutch her shoulder!

His wife is not pretty, but not awful, just average. Good Lord look at her chin, Jake could have gotten a hotter girl than that!

This was peak hot Jake when he had some lbs on his face, teddy bear style.

R246 A lot of hot guys don't know they're hot because pretty women are notorious bitches because they have so many options.

Gay guys always know when they're hot.

If Jake played for the other team, men would be on their knees paying homage and giving him the respect he deserves!

R247

Amen, my brother. Tapper definitely settled with the safe marriage option.

If Jacob was gay, he would be getting it on the reg & wouldn’t be soo miserable on TV or life!

Or courting a coterie of baby Monicas through Instagram. Jake, you in danger, flamingo!

Scale 1-10, Tapper has definitely cheated on his wife 🦩

All that free pussy on the campaign trails when he was wh correspondent?

Jake needs some moisturizer!!!

Still hot tho.

Jake Tapper + Kasie Hunt= CNN’s New Power Couple.

Jake has taken to her very quickly…

R252 I hope not. She's a Repuke! She constantly spews right wing nut job rants on twitter! 🤮

Jake has tried to link himself to her since she moved over to CNN. Announcing her new gig, asking for prayers for her surgery, posting a photo visiting her.

They definitely have a little chemistry when she is on Jake’s panels, but almost like he is attaching himself to the new generation for the clicks/likes.

R254 That must be it. I'm sure Tapper doesn't like her. She such an ass kisser. I don't see how anyone could like her - not even the people's ass she kisses. So much of her is not genuine.

She clearly graduated from the Church Todd School of Journalism majoring in "Both-Sideserism."

Although she's been a journalist for years, she started getting real shine during the Trump years. Morning Joe pubbed her up and helped her get shows and special assignments. I'm sure she credits her success to licking the inside of any Republican asshole who gave her the "privilege."

She belongs on FOX news!

That dirty lying Republican Bitch!

Jake’s trajectory is quite interesting—from DC womanizer to unhappy husband/father.

From WH correspondant to average novelist to clickbait news anchor.

The midlife crisis is on its way, no?

That dog is doing interviews…hustled his daughter w/ that girl scout book, now this.

Jake loves the fame & click!

Jake Tapper as Ted Lasso.

Maybe he can be a fun guy after all..

His wife is scary up close…Jake does look haggard.

No sexual tension…

What possesses people to post something like that shot at R259? "Come on, let's do a selfie. My followers will love it." Yech.

R260

It’s not even an attractive selfie. The angle is way harsh for both of them. Its a “basic” post—Nothing sexy or passionate about this couple. More like a suburban nightmare.

It really makes you question Jake as a person.

It’s like Jake is a few years too late to Instagram—the cool kids don’t post shit like that anymore.

Jake is a selfish poster-as long as he looks good. Maybe he is a selfish lover too?

"Hope you’re having a fun Saturday night!"

Translation: I'm bored and when she falls asleep I'm going to jerk off in the basement half-bath.

Also, "Hope you’re having a fun Saturday night!" sounds like he took Insta lessons from Brendad Ickson's Online Alchemy for Red Carpet Greyd Posting.

She looks lez

R265

She looks masculine!

How does Jacob fuck that?

R264

The non-sexy vibes in that pics tells me Jake jerks off alot in the basement.

Jake thought he was marrying an average sorority girl & ended up getting a manly lesbian for a wife.

No wonder Jake has a strong affection for Kasie Hunt!

[quote] Jake Tapper is looking haggard

That's what the closet does to you, Jake. Flip to ABC and see how Queen George looks.

R269 Queen David Muir would beg to differ!

The closet doesn't appear to be impacting her pretty girl looks at all!

Tapper is not gay.

Omg

R269

Well, Jake did marry a butch, so maybe he is half way there.

He's always been somewhat hangdog. Didn't he get his start surprising internet preditors on a candid camera? I always thought he looked like a game show host on that program. Like he should be calling out "let's show him what he's won!" when he made his entrance.

Jake has two sides—Aggressive bad boy on TWITTER, chatting up the teenage fanclub to stroke his ego. Then becomes basic suburban dad & husband on INSTAGRAM.

This man has wanted the fame more than anything (The MONICA article.) He knows he is past his prime and its downhill from here.

Bet he would leave that homely wife if a more famous lady came his way.

Scary

Jake was retweeting his Flamingo Girls 🦩on Friday night & then instagrams that cheesy photo w/ his wife on Saturday.

Nothing is what it seems with Mr. Tapper, just saying.

I think Jake wants to be seen as both a hard-hitting journalist (lol) and also a nice guy whom everyone likes.

Question Jake’s life choices that he actually bought that unattractive woman an engagement ring, married & procreated with her.

He is hot and could have had a 10 & settled on a 3 because it was the safe option?

Jesus Christ Mrs. Jennifer Marie Brown Tapper is quite ugly.

So Jake gets sex somewhere else?

Jake’s daughter-go on this private school girl’s VSCO.

For a conservative dad, his daughter is quite sexual. Belly shot selfies/Tongues out.

A few years ago, mousy brown hair & now has the peroxide middle american missouri hair like her trash mom.

Jake as Ted again.

For a “writer,” Jake’s captions are quite creative…

Jake has a natural charm. He can get away with looking a little haggard.

How many more years before Jake retires? You can tell he is miserable & over it. He loves the $8 million/yr!

Those books don’t pay for the Tapper lifestyle.

R284 The most successful journalists strive hard to avoid making themselves "the news."

Divorcing ole Lassie would put him on the front page of every newspaper and negatively impact his career.

Jake is flying high at CNN.

He must be hanging in there for the kids.

I suspect that whenever he retires it will be within months of his divorce.

The money is so nice.

R285

Agree no matter how many instagrams he posts that marriage is way past its prime. From the body language, there is no heat in the Tapper relationship!

But he is 52 and in a comfortable relationship even if the love is gone. Many straight men would suffer in a loveless relationship than be alone.

Bet in 6 years when the last kid is in college, single Jake Tapper will be pussyhounding in DC!

Tonight-Jake was not happy when Dana Bash called SOTU “our show.”

Someone did not want to share his prized possession…

Soo Jake gets roasted on twitter last night.

Today he posts family & military pictures.

Like Jake alot, but those posts are calculated to fan the flames for him to come off as a good guy & not necessarily a genuine family man.

R289 Ha, he did it again? It's his MO, dammit, and he's sticking to it! Any puppies?

It's like the nastiest people on Twitter using dogs or their toddlers for profile pics: "I'm a good person!"

R290

Twitter is making fun of Jake’s jowls.

Are they really that bad?

Fuck trying to please twitter. His job is secure despite what those idiots say.

Jake just needs a queer to give him the good blowjob he's been aching. He'd feel a lot better.

R292

Unfortunately Jake lives his life through twitter & instagram.

Let’s get Jake laid, I’m sure its been years!!!

Jake in Austin, TX!

Daddy definitely doesn’t like to be at home, but he sure looks good!!!

Weird he keeps posting her the last 2 Saturday nights in a row.

She is not pretty-

but usually he puts up uglier pics of her, this one is not gross-but seems Jake is trying to make-up for something?

R295, Maybe Jake is feeling guilty for wanking and thinking about other women. She can't be getting him off anymore.

R296

That’s a guilty post and one that he is asking for likes!

Seriously you can tell they haven’t fucked in years!

Plus, Now the teenage 🦩 fanclub are all over this on twitter.

IS looking haggard? He's looked haggard for 10 years. Looks 10 years older than his age...

R294 SE Cupp sucking up in the comments

His wife is supposedly 45, but she looks just as old as Jake.

They both didn’t look that bad 10 years ago, but something happened to this couple in the last few years to both age horribly.

Guess when you are unhappy in a relationship it shows?

I think once one of his books gets picked up for a movie, he’ll retire from CNN.

He’ll find plenty of people, male and female, eager to suck his big dick in Hollywood.

Jake’ Instagrams makes me think he is a massive tool.

R290

Jake posted the trifecta today-dog, family, military.

Didn’t they just celebrate their anniversary when Jake posted the same pic he does every year to acknowledge? Why is he telling us again they have been together for 15 years—Do we even care?

This dude needs to constantly share his life, think he is addicted to it.

Jake’ Instagrams makes me think he *has* a massive tool.

I love his dogs. Don’t @ me.

R302 Do you really think any on air personality isn't an arrogant asshole in real life?

You'd probably have to tape his mouth shut so he will be quiet long enough for you to suck his cock!

R306

Agree-He was an actual journalist @ ABC, but a Tabloid Anchor @ CNN.

No matter how he plays it, he bought into the media elite where he needs to pretend a happy life, even tho we know him & the missus seem to have checked out of the marriage no matter how many instagrams he puts up declaring his love while he jerks off to models like kate upton.

Is Jake a drinker? Read he is a bourbon guy.

Or does he just numb the pain of living a fake suburban nightmare?

Jake’s Instagrams are starting to be a turn-off.

But he does look sexy w/ scruff & bed head.

Is he still interacting with his insane teen fans? Very unwise in this day and age.

R310

Jake loves his bisexual teenage flamingo 🦩 fanclub.

Honestly, one day he is going to get caught.

Wouldn’t be surprised if CNN is paying some young girls off because of Tapper…

Remember Kathy Griffin called Jake out about Me Too on the twitter?

Ugh his ugly dogs…Do we really care about his family???

Also, Who does Jake’s veterans raffle on tweets?

I’d still eat his ass.

R314

Is Jake an ass man?

Somewhere in DC, Jake Tapper is a bit jealous…

Jake Tapper, Republican??

He's not a Republican.

Why can't there be more smart, classy, considerate, cultured and hot American men like Jake Tapper?

Too bad we are overrun with ignorant Trump Sycophants! 🤮

Look, Jake Tapper is slowly morphing into cable's equivalent Joe Lieberman, so start accepting that now before it becomes too much with which to cope. He didn't even show his butt on TV while he had the chance.

Jake is still hustling that book that came out in May.

Slowly creeping out of CNN…

Jake makes 4 million dollars a year. Whatever happens with CNN or his book, I don't think Tapper will be fine.

OOPS --- I think Jake WILL BE FINE.

Do the Veterans like Jake Tapper?

Everyone likes Jake (except maybe some Fox News viewers). He is very credible, diligent and smart. He is America's newsman! He is probably the closest thing we have in modern day to Walter Cronkite.

[quote] He is probably the closest thing we have in modern day to Walter Cronkite.

No, bitch.

Jake takes Mondays off like Chuck Todd.

R326 Puhleese! Ms. Muir will never even have a shot at being as trusted as married "Dad" Jake Tapper until that girl at least comes out of the closet.

R328

What’s worse-

living happily in the closet like La Muir or living a miserable public life like “family man” Jake??

R329 I don't think Tapper is miserable. Tapper's behavior suggests he is guilt-ridden. He's rich, powerful and handsome. I am sure he is doing EVERYTHING (and everyone he wants). That's WHY he weirdly puts all those pictures of his wife on instagram. Who does that?

Tapper's behavior is the modern day version of bringing the wife flowers or expensive gifts after straying. She aint stupid. I suspect it's exciting to be Mrs. Tapper. Plus that dog isn't getting anyone better than Jake. Tapper is fine.

Ms. Muir is worse. Imagine being trapped in a lie that everyone knows is a lie. The bitch is 48 years old! Nobody with an understanding of human nature believes he's straight.

Imagine being rich, powerful and at the pinnacle of success but feeling restrained (and terrified) to share your relationships publicly. He must sleep with one eye open knowing he is one dick pic away from some fuckboy "ruining" him. Thomas Roberts never recovered.

At least I give Ms. Muir credit for not doing the beard thing. In modern times that would be repulsive, but he's gotta be in hell.

[quote]I'd still Tap-him.

Shut up, Miss Lindzey. We don't need to be told.

R330

Ya think Tapper posts those pics of his wife on instagram because he is guilty of cheating, but showing the world he lives the happy family life.

If you cheat, something must be missing to cause you to stray. You DO NOT cheat if you are satisfied in your marriage, which I think Tapper is not.

Think he settled with his wife who was safe, but he needs someone who wants to play the wife/mom role and stay home so he can live his jetset career.

Think that relationship is more companionship than love, no many how many posts he adds on social media.

R332 I think we may be saying close to the same thing.

I agree with you that Tapper is not happy "in his marriage," but I never said he was. I said I don't think he is miserable. Those are two completely different things.

Plenty of people don't have a happy marriage, but that doesn't mean their life is miserable.

I think Tapper is finding fun outside of his marriage, but America is a very puritanical country and Jake seems like a nice guy so I absolutely think he feels guilty about cheating -- just not guilty enough to stop. 😜

He posts that "I love my wife" bullshit online because he thinks he is fooling her, also to make himself feel better about cheating. But you can't blame him for that, everyone lies about their lives on social media to make themselves appear more wonderful and happier than they are. But by no means do I think Jake is miserable. He is making do and laying in the bed he made (having fun cheating left right and center) until he can divorce her - probably when his career ends.

There was an article once about Jake & his wife’s DC house and the interior design.

They interviewed both of them. Jake talked about being a Dad and rushing home after work & during lunch to see their daughter, never mentioning his wife. Even on his social media profile he lists himself as a dad 1st.

Interesting his wife talked about how after they got married they moved into his apartment in DC, apparently never living together before marriage. She converted to be a jew a year after they met and got pregnant a few months after the wedding.

Seems like this relationship was very rushed, but she fit the mold. Jake is old school who probably felt like he needed to settle down & have a wife and kids on his resume to fit the optics.

Where’s Jacob this week-Another 2 week vacay?

I think Jake is just basic.

Jake’s 🦩 gangs are going crazy on twitter. They split into two groups-teens vs. the moms!

Hide Winston & Clementine-

Mr. Tapper, you in trouble gurl.

Jake must be pissed when Dana Bash has to host SOTU.

This is what happens when someone with visibility plays with real people on the internet. He must be embarrassed.

R338 Can you blame him? Dana Bash is a pain in the ass! She ran away two HOT husbands - Jeremy Bash and John King!

The Sunday Political Show are the thing!

Can’t believe Jake would give up hosting it solo just for an extra hour to go up against Nicolle Wallace.

Guess the $ was worth selling out for. Although CNN is treading on thin ice. Wonder if Mr. Tapper is hustling those books because he knows the company is not doing well & his job is on the line…

Get the divorce documents ready!

Does Tapper’s buttoned-up wife know her 52 yr old husband interacts with teenagers on twitter?

R342 Bitches like her live for appearances.

Mrs. Tapper is an unattractive older woman with a rich, famous, handsome husband living in the same house with her that she can show off like a carnival prize to family and her jealous friends who are either divorced or living with some old fat, ugly, out of shape, boring guy who probably stinks.

I'm sure she knows and does not care who Jake interacts with as long as he brings it home every night.

Plus, she has access to the massive Tapper dong as often as she wants it - which isn't really that often..

[quote]living with some old fat, ugly, out of shape, boring guy who probably stinks.

Melania, no sympathy here. You wanted the money and glamor.

R344

Imagine having access to the Tapper dong whenever you want and neglecting it…

Can't he interview Lá Sènatrice?

R348

Yes!!! Let’s have Jake rip him apart.

Ya think Mrs. T knows Jake cheats on her?

Check out Jake’s digs.

Those books pay for this spread and why the missus looks the other way of her husband’s extracurricular activities.

R351 Tapper makes $4 Million per year at CNN. He can afford that house.

I would love to be his ancient pool boy.

wouldn’t call it a mansion, but looks like a nice house.

sure his wife decorated it noveau riche.

The new way of posting his wife to acknowledge her existence.

This distance between them says it all.

You could argue that lately he's been focused o the Mrs. Either she laid the law down or a real life Alex Forrest has emerged?

R356

Something definitely has changed…Agree last year he posted her 3x the whole year at best and this month he has posted every weekend about her.

No one anymore posts about their relationship that aggressively unless they are trying to prove something…

Does that make the Missus the Anne Archer role?

She must be better at having Jake by the balls than we think.

Jake and Kellyanne.

Who calls their wife The Mrs. in 2021?

Jacob looks haggard because he is obviously going through some type of midlife crisis and that ugly wife DOES have him by the balls. Jacob is torn between being the horndog we all know he is and being a good Jewish boy, husband and dad.

She is squeezing his balls as tight as possible because she knows that she has a good thing with Jacob. It's rare nowadays to find a smart, wealthy, good looking middle aged man with a big dick who is also charming and stylish (although that is probably helped by a gay Black dresser at CNN).

She will lose out in the end though. You can force someone to dote on you for only so long before they rebel and find their freedom. Jacob is a good man, she should let him deal with his crisis instead of trying to manage it herself. If she doesn't ease up, I see divorce sooner rather than later in their future.

^ Someone making a specific point?

R352 I’d sure give up my dignity and any claim to journalistic integrity for that kind of dough!

R361

100%!!!!!

It does seem odd out of nowhere he keeps posting these wife pics constantly when he has barely done it in the past. He talks about her and the kids more on twitter.

She hit the jackpot! She is from rural Missouri & she pussy trapped a rich jewish boy from Philly. Must have done something right during the dating stage.

Surprised she hasn’t tried to make herself look better. She is not an attractive woman in her natural state. If Jake was in my bed I would make sure it was 100% all the fucking time.

Eventually he is going to crack & this won’t end well. But Jake is a narcissist egomaniac, for his image he might continue this broken marriage…

R361 Agree, always thought he had the “nice Jewish boy” hangup.

Good Jewish Boys “settle” down.

They like women doing everything for them. Of course he would settle on this kind. Also he controls the whole narrative of their relationship.

Let’s bet there will be a dog or family post today to tie it all up for husband of the year, Jacob.

here we go….

Such a good, virtuous boy.

Has anyone seen the Tapper Dong in the gym or something?

R369

Jake is right on brand!

Alot of I’s in that message.

R370

Anyone have details of Jake’s horndog shenanigans in DC?

C'mon R367 It's Thanksgiving! You knew it would be "family." LOL

R373

It’s a dog post!!!!

Awaiting a family post…maybe once Jake gets into the Bourbon.

R374

HA! So he did both? LOL

R375

A military post today…it’s the Tapper Thanksgiving Trifecta!

Wonder if Tom Brokaw resents Jake's appropriating the whole veterans thing.

Is that Jake’s wig?

R378

Ouch! That is a bad angle!

Apparently Tapper has been wearing rugs for years. How did you queens miss that?

Smart move to go with a gray one. People are less likely to question it.

Jake is soo manly he didn’t even feel it…

Oh gawd. Posting your vaccination is so embarrassing.

“But I’m helping to SAVE people!” We get it, you want to matter.

But he wants to be manly!!!!

Tapper needs to block all communication with his Flamingos. Has he never seen the movie Crush ?

Jake, go forth and talk to the people.

Jake’s weave.

His midlife crisis is going terribly.

Buy a Porsche, Jake, not a Pixie cut.

Did he cut his own hair? That hair looks like a photo some frau would post on instagram of her sprog labeled " Jayden found the scissors in the cabinet and decided to give himself a trim. Lol. # So adorable# Whoneedsabarber".

The hair stylist at The Lead is getting fired.

When he concedes defeat it will be evident as he will have a decent hairstyle.

Poor Jake, life is short. Have an affair.

Maybe he was drunk and his actual hair caught fire during a Menorah incident.

Jake get the divorce already!

I bet Jake lurks here, and brags to his friends. "Ha ha, apparently gay men LOVE me. No, really, I have quite a following. I'm fine with it!"

Is it just two people posting here? Two females?

Jake’s Flamingo Gang 🦩

The whole thing is creepy on Tapper’s part.

Where was Jake today? Off for 2 weeks, works 1 day, off again?

Something is up w/ him?

^ At home. Emotional. Bad hair day.

R385 Tapper needs to go back to the other weave. This Chuck Todd style wig that sprouts bangs from the top of his head is not working!

Or was this why Jacob was out yesterday?

He has taken an obscene amount of time off this year.

Distancing himself from any unpleasantness.

Or he went to his trailer and he's not coming out until that orangutang is off the set!

Jake wants that 9pm.

He’s cute, but an ambitious mother fucker!

Brianna Keebler wants the craft table.

Brianna is chubs.

People say she's boring and mug cradly, but she'll chew the scenery... if it's a gingerbread house.

Jake was summoning his teenage gang today-wearing the flamingo tie 🦩.

Jake got Chris fired!!!

Jake Tapper Reportedly Not Interested in Replacing Chris Cuomo at CNN

So Jake Tapper won't fill Chris Cuomo's hole.

Cuomo probably fills Lemon's hole!

“Family Time” is prohibiting Jake from taking the 9pm.

Probably more like Mrs. Tapper doesn’t want him working nights with the interns.

Playing hard to get? Though if you had kids a 9 pm show would be hard on family life. If that was the sort of thing that mattered to you.

Jake takes alot of time off, which he can with a 4pm show.

People would notice his absence at the 9pm hour.

The old hair is back.

R413

Did Jake dye his hair?

No... same old salt and pepper and same old modified Peter Bergman swoosh.

Does Jake only work 3 day weeks now?

He takes an obscene amount of time off.

Jake looks sexier with his glasses 👓

Jake's sexy glasses warrant fetishization.

Jake getting his hair did.

Jake’s ugly wife has awful decor taste.

who says date night anymore?

Oh this is why Jake posted the pic of him and the Mrs.

That’s why she fixed herself up.

Always optics for Mr. Tapper, never genuine.

Please, r422. Project Veritas is known for lying and fabricating EVERYTHING.

Did Jake know about the pedophile producer?

Jake doesn’t follow lying sources, r424. Especially those that have already been discredited.

Could you ever imagine Jake pulling a Don Lemon being wasted CNN style on NYE?

R427

Ugh Jake & his dogs.

Interesting he hasn’t posted his wife in awhile.

During the fall he posted her every weekend…wonder what changed?

He's so bizarre. Sour on the TV (if smart) and then purse dog worshipper pimp in IG.

R429

Jake seems like the kind of dude that doesn’t eat pussy on the regular.

What does he eat then, r430?

Jake is being quite negative these days…he hasn’t posted the wife in awhile…is that marriage finally tearing apart?

JFC

Jake is soo disappointing.

This thread is more haggard than Jake Tapper these days.

Jake rooting around his family tree.

R437

When Jake was hot, before he destroyed his looks on that diet.

Tapper looks old…

Weighing in on Biden's "dumb son of a bitch".

I still want to suck Jake’s big dick. That’s it, though.

Jake’s negativity towards Biden is a turn off, but would still fuck him.

He hasn’t posted his unattractive wife in awhile…

Kimmel deserves credit for siding with Biden.

Jake takes a break from the Zucker drama...

Jake Tapper + Chris Wallace about to tangle…

Jake Tapper is looking *fine*.

Jake soo jealous of Christopher.

Chris Cuomo is a real asshole. The whole Cuomo family is trash. Now Andrew is threatening to make a political comeback later this year.

Jake is never leaving CNN…

Jake’s damage control…

How long will Jake pull this off?

Those fucking dogs…

Jake thinks if he posts his dogs and that fucking WORDLE game we will forget what a shit show CNN is now…

He's pretty good.

R455

Jake is now pretty sure a fucking tool.

And yet, the previous article makes it clear he’s pushing back about the mess at CMN and confronting the real situation.

Jake needs some press!

Mrs. Tapper’s Sweatshirt embroidery is embarrassing.

Can President Winston heel the nation?

SOO FUCKING EMBARRASSING!!

Oh Lord!

Someone is kissing up to the new bosses!

Misty memories of Valentine's Days of yore on CNN.

Such a fucking dork.

Does Jake know now he is just a washed up entertainment anchor past his prime?

Probably not, r464, because he isn't, not even close.

CNN covered up Chris Cuomo’s sexual assault & Jake Tapper will defend the ship until it burns to the ground!

If Jake married a Jewish girl, those dogs would be clean & kept.

little nuggets you find on twitter…

Tapper blocks on twitter-what a pussy.

[quote]Tapper blocks on twitter-what a pussy.

Nah.

He turned on the autoblock feature and Twitter decides who is autoblocked. If you don't swear at him or spam him then generally you'll be fine unless Twitter decides otherwise but he himself is not doing it.

And now Jake is retweeting Fat Christie-

There is no clickbait Tapper won’t touch!

Fully support this tweet.

Restore Jake Tapper.

Scale from 1-10, How crazy is Jake gonna get over the SOTU?

Jake Tapper not being a decent man, considering his LISP…

Jake's lisp is erotically charged.

yuck 🤮 Jake has definitely gone off deep end.

So Jake is not even hiding his Pro-Republicanism?

Does Jake even get laid anymore?

Jake always needs to share, something obviously he should keep private, but wants everyone to know.

This man uses his personal life to sell his professional one.

Seriously what happened to Jake Tapper.

He literally changed in 5 years and went from hot 40s to old 50s.

Think he knows he is not relevant anymore and grasping to what he can to stay afloat.

I bet now that Cuomo's gone Jake is winner of the biggest a-hole at CNN. You'd think it would be Don but he's just about Don... Tapper you can see minding everybody's business and having a massive ego.

Jake Tapper the quintessential white dude loving on an alleged sexual assaulter.

Find this creepy that Jake keeps tweeting about this kid’s passing.

He was friends with this kid’s parents, but now he is calling out companies to donate in his name, which is like somone asking for press/being a famewhore.

Forgot Jake Tapper was the PR man for the military.

Jake & Dolly launch his book club.

ugh how much will cnn+ fail?

R489

Jake does look haggard, needs to get those eye bags done!

Jake went from DL fav to DL target in six months. For awhile he seemed to have big dick energy and now he's just grumpy Smurf. I've gone off him too.

R491

Last fall, Jake also started posting his wife every weekend with over the top captions & now that stopped too.

Wonder if he is having issues with his personal life.

Interesting Jake is one of the last CNN Anchors to get to Ukraine. He seems a little scared. Bet its for ops and he wouldn’t dare go into any of the REAL dangerous areas.

For a man who is pro-military, he seems nervous to be around war.

Who’s Jake Tapper fucking in Ukraine 🇺🇦

Jake is gonna look rough when he gets back from Ukraine.

Jake survived!

Jake never travels solo!

Jake Tapper’s wife looks like a tablecloth. Plus the only adjective he uses to describe her is amazing.

A little forced makes it fake, Jake!

Daddy Jake Tapper is old!

His daughter’s peroxide blonde is looking a little cheap like the way Jake’s wife looks.

Is Jake not sharing the wealth?

Jake Tapper is trying to sell these awful books….give it up buddy!

Jake Tapper exploiting Trevor Reed.

In the doghouse.

R503

The rules only apply until it happens to Jake.

Jake Tapper is the worse, what an angry, petty man.

Hope the new CEO fires his ass, he can then write more of those shitty books he hustles.

Jake Tapper’s wife is still scary ugly looking.

New profile pic for Twitter. Fit.

Jake Tapper has become such a douche towards Biden. He never acted this rude with Trump. He retweets Republicans constantly on twitter.

Swear he wants to fuck that seditious Alyssa Farrah.

Jake Tapper is such a Trump Ass Licker.

Jake Tapper needed to be committed yesterday.

He was fucking bonkers!!!

Fishing will calm him down.

Tapper looks more like an occasional boozer than a depressive.

Also, boozing will make even the happiest person depressed the day after a binge.

Oof!

OP- What about Jack Tripper?

But what about Jake Tapper’s ratings ???

Jake Tapper is a Republican

Tapper is under Cooper, but only in the ratings...

Tapper is marginally good looking and not a reporter. He's a news reader. He's 80 years old.

He did some reporting from Ukraine. I like his gray hair and glasses.

He looks sad, not old or depressed, just sad, as if he's tired of his job and all it entails. He needs to take a long break.

Jake is extremely thin-skinned !!!

Jake Tapper tweeting with his Teenage Fan Club 🦩

Dude that looks bad for a 53 year old. Can’t think his wife is okay with that…especially since these girls are the same age as their daughter…

Jake Tapper to a tee.

He is a washed up news announcer. Time to throw in the towel.

Also a man so critical of everyone else, always has skeletons in the closet…waiting for Jake’s to drop.

Wake up with Jake.

They are burning CNN down and starting from scratch.

Jake Tapper might not have “ The Lead,” for much longer.

Jake Tapper has been compromised.

No ugly dogs, military pics will redeem his soul.

I want to compromise Jake.

Jake Tapper did not acknowledge his wedding anniversary this year. He is normally a tool husband that is not original enough to post a new pic, but always for validation .

Military, dogs, same anniversary pic to always divert from bad press….the plot thickens..:

Jake Tapper is a tool trying to stir the pot…Love Soledad’s comment!!!

This aft

Of course he is…

I’d rather carve my eyes out with a spoon than watch Jake Tapper’s midterm election coverage.

Jake followed the assignment & got his dream slot!!!

Yup…. Jake got promoted, the others fired.

Apparently Tapper said he was just trying to survive at CNN…all you need to know about his true character.

But Jake Tapper you are a has been, now.

Jake Tapper is a whiny little bitch.

Jake Tapper the white savior here to save the day!

Is that a huge piece of hairpiece?

Jake Tapper’s lives inside his own head.

He's just... he comes across as unpleasant. Sometimes bitchy, sometimes whiny, sometimes stubborn, sometimes arrogant. I don't get what went wrong with the guy because five years ago he wasn't what he seems today. Back then he was kind of hot and smart. Now he just seems like somebody you don't want to spend time with. Maybe it's the combination of the saggy face and the whiny voice. I don't know why or if I'm right but I feel like the pandemic did a mind fuck on him and turned him into this sour asshole of today.

plus he can’t be wrong. he will keep going until his bruised ego feels better instead of admitting he was incorrect.

Yes, R541, there were a couple times the past few years he's messed up but he won't back down. He must be insufferable at work.

Jake is the type of guy who doesn’t care if you cum, as long as he does.

Jake Tapper’s ratings are way down.

He was never meant for primetime. A sour, crabby man who looks older than his years.

Karma caught up with Jake.

All I need are my dogs and my Phillies, bitches.

Jake you in trouble, gurl.

Of Course he is…

[quote] Jake Tapper is looking haggard.

He’s tapped out

Bye, Jake.

Yikes, that was quick.

Jake’s face & attitude ain’t made for Primetime.

Plus his thin-skin won’t like this, but no one likes Jake.

Pure & Simple.

Jake Tapper is a TOOL.

Jake Tapper thinks he is better than you because he went to Dartmouth.

Real story, Jake got legacied in because his dad went there.

What a tool!

Jake is BONKERS tonight

Did Jake apologize for his sensationalized red wave tweets??

Jake Tapper used his kid again.

Jake Tapper being a tool on twitter tonight