Kendall Jenner’s Insane Body

You too can look like this with no stress, endless cash and seven private chefs!

Ugh, thigh gap.

She looks like a Barbie.

Especially with the shiny plastic patina.

She's rotten on the inside. Taking a shit in a Tiffany's box doesn't make it an engagement ring.

Regardless of anything else, that is a body that wears clothes well...her face is getting better with age too...

R6 agreed. She’s a runway model.

By "getting better with age" I guess you mean she had a nose job and lip implants

Who would care about this plastic bimbo on a gay board?

I heard that she looks weird in real life. Photos LIE, especially if there's a Kardashian/Jenner in it.

Of the wretched bunch, I despise her the least. She’s a talented model whether you hate her or not.

They elongated her legs with photoshop.

In a pinch, can she answer this question?

Photoshop....legs are out of proportion. Too barbie dollish

[quote]She’s a talented model

😳

Why in the fuck do we care about looking at a semi naked female?

It’s a shame that people see these fake pictures abs expect to be able to look like this. Whatever isn’t plastic was photoshopped.

R14 she is. She’s walked for nearly all the major fashion houses.

Yeah, it does take a lot of talent to walk.

R10 plus she's the only one who hasnt reproduced

[quote]She’s walked for nearly all the major fashion houses.

Because of that family, it has nothing to do with talent.

I won't lie... won't kick her out of bed for eating cookies.

Torso and legs elongated. Waist and thighs shaved and touched up.

She clearly doesn't eat cookies, r21.

Great figure but the torso and arms are not in configuration ratio to her legs, so she either had photoshop or has an odd look which makes her look cartoonishly duck-like.

The bottom of the string bikini does her no favors.

Pretty girl. Not unique but very pretty.

This is what women her age that go and plastic surgery themselves to death do NOT understand...

They look better, more unique and not just very pretty, with their natural, original faces

Unless you are so hideous that your only solution is to rework your entire face via surgery, you will always look unique with your natural face, because that is what makes one stand out against a row of people who all look the same due to plastic surgery.

She hasn't reproduced because she's gay. And being closeted is why she's such a raging asshole. Well, that and being hungry and all of the cocaine and constant traveling.

I think she's the one Kris rides the hardest.

She does her job well: she makes clothing look good. I remember seeing a candid shot of her in some casual outfit and wishing I could look that great in a pair of pants and a sweater. Her face is pretty enough.

Her navel looks like a cunt slit.

Photoshop.

She doesn't need Photoshop. She's wearing high heels. Her mother was an Olympian, it's not like she's Rush Limbaugh's kid.

Kris Jenner was an Olympian?

Her mother is Caitlyn "Eat Your Wheaties" Jenner.

You mean her fother?

[quote] Her navel looks like a cunt slit.

😂🤣

[quote] Kris Jenner was an Olympian?

She was a gold medalist both in Synchronized Shopping and in Famewhoring (Freestyle).

Kendall Has Two Mommies

R33 And in facial reconstruction.

Kendall is a crap model with a bad walk who only (and unfairly) gets top modelling jobs because she's famous. Even before corona broke, she'd been walking the runways a lot less.

Her body also looks like it's artificial and was made in a factory. She's completely unsexy, and I say this as a lesbian (as is she).

Bruce Jenner did not push this bitch out of his nonexistent cunt, you delusional freak.

Even Caitlyn considers herself her kids' father, r28 (because she is).

It is an insane body because they used a wide angle lens to make her body look that way. In this day and age why are people still falling for photoshopped photos?

I hope they're forcing her to mainline liquid eyeliner!

Amazing body. Wretched personality.

R41, I’ve heard she bitchy as all get out, even to the A-Listers who are older than her, unless there are possible connections for deal making involved.

Lol.

What’s the point? If you cannot be happy and have fun with it all, even just 1/3 of the time, it looks like an odd existence.

She looks like a centaur.

Kim models as if she needs to take a dump, and Kylie looks like she has cramps.

They all look a little goofy in the clip at R44 ^^

Like they have to pee but they're stuck in a long checkout line.

R36 [quote] She's completely unsexy, and I say this as a lesbian

To which I agree as a straight guy.

[quote] Kendall Jenner’s Insane Body [quote] Lots of people just threw out their Valentine’s candy.

I can smell the frau on you, OP.

R44 What the fuck? Their heads look so small.

A 20 something year old woman? Check! Perfect lighting? Check! Entire body is contoured and highlighted with a pound of makeup? Check! Hair extensions? Check! 2 hours spent in hair and makeup? Check! Thousands of $ spent on plastic surgery? Check! Photoshop? Check!

Why are people so surprised?

OP, why would I GAF what her body looks like?

Did you not see the rainbow flag over the DL doorway when you walked in?

That is a very interesting picture of her. My first reaction was she has a body like a Barbie doll. When you think about it it’s pretty incredible but I think that’s a realistic comparison.

I thought it was heavily photoshopped but then I saw the video. She makes Kylie looks like a hefer.

Sculpted by God... well, or at least someone created by “God”.

When do we get to see her pap smear?

I would like to have a Klingon cloaking device to make me look just like this when straight guys I’m obsessed with are around.

Thinking it out a little more, maybe I’d want to wear it backward ....

The photographer hid her air nozzle really well. I guess it's tucked up where her anus would be.

I can't stand the coven of whores but she's the only one that actually has A-list looks.

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Isn't she from the Isle of Lesbos?

The Daily Mail LOVES tiny shorts.

Lesbian

What's insane about it??

These women are obsessed with showing off as much of their pussies as they can get away with. Check out Kim pulling her bikini bottom way up above her hips, or Kendall posing so her thong shifts to allow maximum vulva display. (In r44 video)

Very unfortunate placing. The three make a perfect "100."

When will she come out? Her faux basketball boyfriends are tiring. The whole family is tiring. But she has a legitimate career yet she’s clearly miserable. She also has no vagina lips.

I hope this makes Kim feel really fat.