I think eating ass gave me a nasty stomach flu

Datalounge tries too hard nowadays.

You licked poop and wonder why you got sick?

0/10 sex negative loon

It's all true! I've been eating ass my whole life and I think this is the first time I can point to one instance that actually made me sick. I don't think I will ever do it again.

I'm not wondering anymore, R2. My ass-eating days are over.

Giardiasis you ass eating fool

Flu means influenza you dumb troll. Antibiotics do not work on viruses.

I love when people tell stories and they get things wrong like R7 points out.

-10/10

I think you have a touch of the Aids OP.

Flu refers to a virus and not necessarily influenza you dumb R7. I've just heard people refer to any stomach bug as the "stomach flu". So there.

So shush.

[quote]I don't think I will ever do it again.

Yes, I've left it to the porn-whores; for my viewing enjoyment.

I hope it makes you feel all smugly superior to all of us nasty ass-munchers R8

I simply can't understand rimming. I've had at least two guys in my bad that had very inviting looking holes/asses but my mind kept screaming Hepatitis! How do you all manage the risk?

Would you say you are assymptomatic?

OMG R15 a friend said exactly that, that I might still have COVID but simply didn't develop further symptoms. But I don't think so. The timing of my recovery from me taking the first round of antibiotics was too close for it to be anything else.

[quote]How do you all manage the risk?

Twinrix Rose, Twinrix.

SO you're saying the flu from eating his flue?

OP, I feel your pain. I nibbled on some butt around the time I went to eat at a all-you can eat Soup Plantation-type place.

I saw a report on the news that the re-used ladles can lead to people getting really sick with many symptoms you described

I was sick for over a month. I lost 18 lbs. (yay!) I remember having chicken soup, a bagel (plain no butter) , and tea every day and that was IT!

have you been to any buffets lately? Well, probably not b/c of COVID

Anywho, hope you are feeling better.

I think we all need to shower thoroughly with our partners before we have sex. And after.

as eating is much too intimate for rando sex. You need to know them and their hygiene habits much better and make sure they are "available"

# alounge

Ass eating gave you brain eating staph, obviously.

0/100

Since stomach flu is mostly viral gastroenteritis so antibiotics won't kill it, stupid, fat ho OP, and only death will cure you.

Well I'm not a doctor R23 nor a native English speaker so you can just stop it with that already.

R19 Thanks for your sympathy. No I didn't go to any buffet (there's not many of those around here in my corner of the world) so the culprit MUST be the hole.

And I do know the guy and he supposedly showered beforehand. Oh well.

Verifcatia of shit eating?

R20 is right, and even then you don’t know what intestinal flora you could be potentially exposing yourself to. What is natural to someone else’s gut could put you in a world or hurt if it invades yours.

I'm not a doctor but I eat ass on TV.

Alternate title:

[bold] Someone Shit in My Mouth and I Got Sick[/bold]

A case of giardiasis was enough to put me off ass cuisine. Shame.

You need to see a doctor, OP. It won’t just go away.

Ass soon as I feel better...Bring on more as!

Sure, Janbot. We really believe you, troll.

OP, call your mother and tell her what you told us. She'll have some good feedback for you!

It’s called Giardia. I’ve had it and it’s awful. But 2 magic antibiotic pills knocked it out overnight. Haven’t eaten ass since.

I saw a doctor, and followed their prescription R30. I feel better now. I'm still on antibiotics.

Years ago, I used to mine a guy’s bunghole as deep as anyone, but then I got hepatitis A from using my tongue to shine a shitter and I stopped.

Only a pussy would let one case of giardia lead to swearing off fabulous and satisfying butt munching, for life. DL is pathetic.

This is why i carry Lysol wipes.

Sounds like you may have shigella, which is very contagious. People get infected with shigella when they come in contact with and swallow small amounts of bacteria from the stool of a person who is infected with shigella.

You bitches never heard of washing and then using alcohol wipes?

R39 - yet my sister got that from SOMETHING she ate and it wasn't ass. She thinks it was the romaine from Trader Joe's which was subsequently recalled as sewer water had gotten on a bunch. She was sooooo sick. I have been eating ass all my life and nothing, nada. Romaine too (without ass).

Does Trader Joe's give out free samples of ass?

Op you finally got what u deserve.

Fudge?

It may seem strange but this OP sounds legit. If he's not he's very, very good at what he's about.

SO, ignoring the homophobic, sex-negative, incel twats here:

You have to watch out with analingus because not everyone sees hygiene in the same way, and it's a different process for being fucked or prepping for being fucked. Being "clean enough" for being fucked in the way douches provide doesn't cover the microscopics of what is natural for that part of the body. So something antiseptic is useful, and not just rubbed on. A lot of the issue with potential problems comes from the bottom forgetting that tongues "get up in there."

Anyone here who ridicules or starts himself when the subject of analingus comes up is just another MAGA in whatever guise they pretend to inhabit. Grow up. If you don't want to enjoy it, don't do it, but recognize you're the one in the minority, and that includes many straight people, too.

These kinds of threads are getting really stupid. Why are the 4chan incels hanging out here?

Newest doctintr from the left ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ YOU must accept and embrace analingus or you are a MAGAT homophobe worthy of cancellation!

r42 - No, but Costco does.

R42 - no because if it did, there would be nobody to post on DL...they'd be at the door making Karens look like amateurs.

OP- next time just stick to licking his BALLS

Oh Poopsie!

OP tells so many lies that they upset her fat, bloated stomach! Fat, stupid ho she is.

Decide upon a tense and stick to it, OP.

R53 - honey he can't even decide on a clean ass, much less on verb tense.

Is this the same Giardia that my Boxer puppy became ill with after eating too much bird poop? Sickly looking yellow blob? Gross!

I love this thread honestly. I don't know you and you don't know me so I don't care if you do believe me or not. Anyway, as I already stated I am an out and proud ESL dummy so my English is not perfect. So all of you going on about my tenses and whatnot can eat my ass (well...).

R45 I'm probably turned off just temporarily, because it still upsets my stomach to think about indulging in rimming at the moment. But I'll probably take the plunge again provided all precautions are taken and I won't go TOO deep when I do go back.

So is ass to mouth off the menu, too, OP?

Depends on the other guy R57. That would be his choice, right?

His cock comes out of another guys ass and heads to your mouth. That's off the table? And felching?

I’m glad ur sick

Do u drink guy’s piss??

There are vaccines available for Hepatitis A & B

No eating ass during a pandemic!

I second that.

I got throat cancer at 27(!) that was caused by HPV which I attribute to either sucking dick or rimming. Yes, there's no way of proving it, but I'd be willing to bet that's what did cause it. I haven't sucked a dick, eaten ass or barebacked despite being on PREP since (i'm now 35). You people are all fools.

That's grim, R66, but you are a 1 in a million bad luck case.

r67 I was unlucky being so young but long term you guys might not far well. Usually HPV takes decades to cause cancer. Throat and anal cancers that are sexually related show up in men in their 50s, 60s, and 70s i.e. Michael Douglas.

#fare

[quote]I don't know you and you don't know me so I don't care

If you don't really care, you wouldn't have started this stupid thread, OP.

OCD + ADHD + borderline personality disorder + morbid obesity = OP.

OP that would not be flu. You use the word wrong.

You clearly got an infection.

Always make sure your salad is thoroughly washed before you toss it or have it tossed.