Melania gets multiple "massages" daily and is bitter about Jill Biden making her look like a lazy cunt

Thank you, CNN, for this hard-hitting journalism. I’m so glad to know the former First Whore has fish for dinner.

Disappointed by the way she left Washington, she has been "bitter and chilly" at times toward her husband, upset that her image became collateral damage in his quest to denounce the election and procure a peaceful transfer of power, two of the people familiar with her thinking of late note.

But Trump's most fervent ire has come from watching Jill Biden kick off her East Wing tenure on nearly the antithesis of the path Trump took. Biden moved into the White House right away, for starters, and had a staff hired and fleshed out within two weeks of the inauguration. Trump, meanwhile, remained in New York for the first five months of the administration, ostensibly to let son Barron finish up the school year; she never had more than 12 people on her White House staff, at times there were as few as seven. (Jill Biden already has nearly a dozen full-time staff members and is expected to add more.)

Though Melania Trump reportedly left a note of welcome for Biden in the Executive Residence, she has still not spoken to her, eschewing a long-held tradition of first ladies.

Trump has also taken note of the publicity her successor has garnered.

Within weeks of becoming first lady, Biden has done an interview with People magazine, gracing the cover with her husband, the new President, and was featured in Parents magazine, where she discussed her empathy for families dealing with homeschooling their children during the pandemic. The Bidens also appeared in a televised message that aired prior to last Sunday's Super Bowl.

Jill Biden has held at least seven events or speaking engagements since becoming first lady, on topics including military families, cancer prevention, health care, community college education and support for teachers. Prior to leaving Washington on January 20, Melania Trump had not been seen publicly for three weeks and had not held a solo public event for six weeks -- a schedule not entirely uncommon for the former first lady, who opted to maintain a less robust calendar, her staff said, to provide more focus on being a wife and mother.

Publicity

The attention Biden has been getting has not gone unnoticed by Trump, say those who know her. Though she is lamenting the media focus on her successor, Trump turned down several similar offers from national publications throughout her time as first lady, according to two people who worked closely with her. When presented with offers and asks for participation, it was Trump who would not want to do them. In four years, she never did an interview with a national publication.

"Donald was more upset about Melania not getting magazine covers than Melania was," said Stephanie Winston Wolkoff, who served as Trump's senior adviser during her first several months as first lady before the relationship went south.

On Christmas Day, then-President Trump retweeted a conservative media outlet's tweet pointing out the lack of magazine covers, citing "elitist snobs in the fashion press." Trump called his wife, "The greatest of all time."

Laura Bush was featured on at least six magazines during her two terms as first lady and Michelle Obama more than twice that.

Wolkoff told CNN it was not that the country wasn't interested in reading about Trump, it was that the fiercely private first lady was not interested in allowing the public to get to know her.

"Melania intentionally didn't do press as a defense mechanism," said Wolkoff, who wrote about her experiences with Trump in her book, "Melania & Me: The Rise and Fall of My Friendship with the First Lady." "She and I would always discuss this reasoning and that's why everything was choreographed or emailed, or be 'approved' quotes or statements that I would often write."

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The lack of interest in sitting for an interview, out of privacy and concern for what might be asked and require an answer, was for Trump a paramount strategy, according to Wolkoff. Now Trump, according to multiple people familiar with her thinking, is second-guessing that tactic.

But the former first lady is not blaming herself in hindsight, she's blaming others -- former staff members, magazine editors, and corporations and foundations that opted not to work with her because of the former President's political rhetoric. Trump has recently been noting to acquaintances that she thinks she could have participated in more media opportunities and policy events had her staff been more accommodating to her needs.

"That seems unfair, but typical to blame everyone else," said someone familiar with Trump's thinking during her White House years. "Everyone knows Melania Trump does what she wants when she wants, and not one staffer on her team could have done anything to change that."

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Just biding her time until she can move back to NYC and away from the orange blob.

Thanks for posting OP.

Maybe she can switch up her wig game now that she has all the free time she's always had available to her.

Melania didn't do shit for four years. It's not like she didn't receive national favorable coverage because she wasn't asked. She was asked all the time--and she refused. So now she's bitter about Jill Biden being on the front cover of People Magazine and Parents Magazine. Of course later in Trump's term, animosity had grown between Melania and the national press; however, she could have been on the front cover of People Magazine in the early days--but she refused. She wanted to maintain her privacy. She wanted to remain in New York during the first year. What did she expect? She blew these media opportunities on her own. The media wanted her; Melania didn't want them.

Melania did next to nothing or minimal work on her initiative "Be Best." It went nowhere because she did nothing to promote it. If she's bitter about things--and of course--she's playing the victim, she has no one to blame but herself. Typical Trump bullshit victim nonsense--always blame someone else for your failings..

She's a self-centered bitch, got it.

She's a lazy whore -- in every sense of the term.

"Just biding her time until she can move back to NYC and away from the orange blob"

New Yorkers are eager to welcome her return, as the glamor of the city has been missing since she went to that flyover city.

She has the inherent appeal of a wad of gum stuck to the sidewalk. With luck we'll never again have to waste brain cells on this human cipher.

A high-priced call girls is a whore. Color me shocked

She really missed her chance to be the FLOTUS championing sex worker awareness.

If this is real and not a parody, there's now an official "Office of Melania" Twitter, so she has that to occupy the idle hours. Also, she’s illegally using the presidential seal.

She restored glamour and femininity to the position of First Lady after eight years of neither.

Deport her now!

She is not disliked because of her husband, she is disliked because she is a useless whore, Russian agent, and ice-cold bitch who wore that jacket to see babies in cages. She also decimated our rise garden and she has lop-sided tits. Bet ya she is getting dick at that spa she spends hours at a day. No mention of Lurch at all. White. Go back to your street corner. White.

R15, they burned down a statue of her in Slovenia. I don't think her country wants her back.

Rose garden at R16. Auto-correct.

Whore, not white. Lol!!

Everything in a Trump property is so mediocre she probably needs to have 2 massages a day for them to get it right.

She will NEVER divorce him.

[quote]If this is real and not a parody, there's now an official "Office of Melania" Twitter, so she has that to occupy the idle hours.

Thank you, R13! It is tremendously amusing to troll the "followers" who call Melanoma the "classiest," "greatest" Vairst Leddy ever.

What a waste of a life. Everything is make believe. Empty and superficial. Greed, excess, morally bankrupt. Sold her soul to the devil for some plastic surgery, jewels, and spa days. So glad that she’s gone.

Do we have photos of the secret service agents who got this assignment?

R22- It had better not be for Shit-stain 45.

I bake ze cookies for ze solideers but Donald eat zem all every time!

R21, I could see her divorcing him if she finds some Russian oligarch (with actual money) to marry her. She would feel right at home living in some luxury condo in Moscow.

Nobody's going to want that grumpy, dried out old she-troll, unless she has money and attracts a gigolo.

If glamour = materialism and femininity = cosmetic surgery overhaul, then you would be accurate, R14

I can't wait to see her official portrait hanging next to Michelle's in the National Gallery!

God, you forget how terrible she was. A goddamn autistic hooker in the white house. Showing off her freshly installed government issued bolt ons with the realigned nipples on the 4th of July like a fucking wet t-shirt contest. She was so xanaxed out and useless. Those fucked up Christmas decorations and her constant grifting and fucking of the help. So slimy and twisted yet so fucking boring at the same time. Her pores are deeper than her.

a portrait of her stretched anus

And where does the teenage son fit into her busy day? Wasn’t the incredibly rare talent of loving her child meant to be her redeeming feature?

*posting from Slovenia about a local primary*

Anyone else jealous of the spa on-call? That’d be nice.

My cunt not lazy! It work vedy hard since 16 years of age!

Useless Whore.

she keep track of her son with her BarronApp. If he leaves his tower room her phone beeps. She also schedules his feedings via the app.

She thought she’d spend 10 years with Trump then settle out, be rich and still have time to slut around before her cunt dried up, but now her cunt is all dried up and she’s getting into a Golden Girl routine.

I love the contrast of this common whore to the classy, educated, beautiful, and professional Michelle Obama. Mrs. Obama was everything a FLOTUS should be. I would certainly put her in the same group with Jackie Kennedy and other popular FLOTUS. Melanoma is more reminiscent of Marie Antoinette, with her stunningly outrageous behavior. Melanoma’s trip to our southern border alone is an equivalent to the quote attributed to Marie Antoinette about peasants “eating cake.” Melanoma and her behaviors are a fair personification and representation of the last four years along with those of her “husband.” She left a a “body of work” to be analyzed. History will not be kind.

[quote] Wasn’t the incredibly rare talent of loving her child meant to be her redeeming feature?

I never believed she was some extraordinary mother. She most likely dumped him off with grandma and grandpa whenever she had her latest spa treatment or some fancy dinner -- which was most of the time.

She’s a strong woman to be able to bear all the adversity that has befallen her.

she's gettin fingerbanged by the hunky masseuse twice a day.

So her useless, grifting "immigrant/special accommodations" parents have been squatting at Mar-A-Lago all along against the agreement Orange Asshole signed.

Figures.

I wish nothing good for Melanomia or anyone else around this hateful, selfish, stupid bitch's sphere.

And she always has been having "special sessions" with her trainer.

That article bespeaks a sad, shallow creature of no depth or interests. Other women in her position would at least do charity work. If I had the leisure of not working I'd fill my days in cooking classes, pottery or doing something....

About as deep as a rain puddle. Vapid, Useless life.

There is no way she hasn’t had a Channing Tatum lookalike put on staff to pound her out daily.

R43: Oh, Dear!

Unless she had latent sapphic desires, she would be rubbed down by a hunky [italic]masseur[/italic].

R47 she calls him her 'Fuck Masheen'

R48 dis my mahsooos

"She goes to the spa, has lunch, goes to the spa (again)..."

" ...often going twice in a 24-hour period, for massages, nail care, facial treatments or other items on the menu."

Let's face it: we're jealous.

she also tries to see how many tennis balls she can fit up her ass. so far she's up to 23. a girl's gotta have a hobby.

R49- Oh hell no! Are you mocking our former first whores English? I will have you know she speaks FIVE fucking langages and received the flipping ENSTIEN VISTA!!!!!!! How very dare you! Deluded cult flavor-aid drinker.

Mel sends her own Valentine's Day greeting...

R54-made me about my cranberry juice out. 😂😂😂😂😂

R54, the real Melania would have shed the bikini.

R54 Jill put wood board decor on the lawn. God, she’s a Frau.

So her parents have been living in FL almost full time. Weren't they supposedly living somewhere in a DC suburb close to Barron's school with Melania partially residing there, as well?

I can't wait untill the full Secret Service accounting of protecting the extended Trump family is published and compared to Obama's.

R51 - so, in other words, she does what all Eastern European women do. I was a bit taken aback when I first moved in with my half-Romanian roommate. She had more appointments than Obama. Facial day, blow out day, eyelashes, nails, mani/pedi, massage, light therapy, spa, thermal bath...you name it...but hey, at least I got the house to myself 90% of the time pre-COVID. Of course, unlike Melanoma, most women also have to have a job and spas and salons are evening things.

Good god. Do these women have sugar daddies in addition to their jobs to pay for all that?

As the women in the South say, but not in mixed company, she must have a snapping poosey. (She is a whore.)

She's getting massages? The massages she used to give were legendary.

You mean this, r31? Her tits are scrunched against her chest in the too tight dress and bra, with wet scraggly hair draped over her erect nipples. Not a pretty sight.

She looks like shit there R63

R60 - they prefer to eat cabbage and bacon and save all their money for salons. I saw our analyst and his wife who just had twins 2 months ago at Starbucks and she had Italian stilettos and put Kim Kardashian to shame with the insane grooming. I felt sorry for him in a way.

R63- Exactly. She does look bad there. Good. She will hit the wall hard. So will Ivanka.

Jill Biden is a wonderful lady. So glad to have a real American First Lady, compared to this cheap hussy. She thought she was Slovenian Jackie O. Not in the slightest — Jackie has better taste.

She's bitter? About what? The truth that she's a lazy cunt?

R67- All joining aside, I was and remain livid about the Rose Garden. That was soooooo deliberate. A fuck you to us for disliking her and labeling her the Slovaian Whore. Basic slut.

[italic][bold] From the desk of Ivanka Marie Trump Kushner[/italic][/bold]

Jared--did you see this???? OMG!!!! Here's what that paragraph should have said:

[quote] Another person familiar with her daily routine confirms Trump's affinity for the private club's spa facilities, noting it is not unusual for her to spend several hours a day there, enjoying the benefits at her disposal, like Joao, a 24 year old Brazilian personal trainer, often going twice in a 24-hour period, for massages, nail care, facial treatments or other items on the menu (like Pedro, the 22 year old towel boy.)

I cannot wait till we nail that whore. I promise you will get some special keppie that night ;)

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Don't forget the get-up she wore when meeting Prince Charles. She was very close to looking like an un-made bed with her deep creases and again, too tight garment probably more suitable for a woman half her age especially with the silly little nautical boater hat.

R71, she looks like a burnt french fry in a 19th century schoolmarm outfit.

Oh sweet christ, the 4th of July nipples! That was an affront to our nation.

... but I truly believe if she had put on some Slavic glamour and helped campaign in the rust belt with Trump- just a builder who made real good and his "gorgeous" Slavic trophy- things could have gone differently. She really could have been an asset. Lazy thing.

She'll be her mother soon.

While it might have been obvious to some, it just occurred to me that the Office of First Whore is vacant. To whom will the whores of our great nation turn?

Melania who?

All that tie at the spa......probably blowing the male clientele.

R74- tick tock, muhahaha!

r45, that's not fair, it's not all massages.

Melania also walks on her gold treadmill, talks on the phone to her sister, scrapbooks her favourite red carpet ensembles, dines on grilled salmon salad and watches The Young And The Restless with her mom.

R79, well fuck. That makes me jealous.

Actually, she probably cries in a sauna for a bit. Gets a massage. Then she probably runs for two hours at 10, full elevation, repeating over and over, "I am beautiful. Not Michelle. I am educated. Not Jill."

And then eats half an apple and cries.

She looks closely in the mirror with dread.

[quote] But the former first lady is not blaming herself in hindsight, she's blaming others -- former staff members, magazine editors, and corporations and foundations that opted not to work with her because of the former President's political rhetoric.

Always blaming others. Gosh, who could she possibly learn that from?

They were made for each other. It would not surprise me if she participated his pedophilia. She must know of it so she at the least condones his behavior.

R65 so they are also incredibly flatulent? Gross.

R83 for her, it's cultural. The more eastern Europeans get closer and closer to Russians. Perpetual victims.

Worst FLOTUS EVER.

Who gave more blowjobs, Melania or Nancy Reagan?

Rolando the other item on the menu.

The difference Dr Jill Biden represents achievement and accomplishment. She isn’t all smoke and mirrors, paid to make appearances. Melania is nothing more than a human show pony.

[quote] Melania is nothing more than a human who gives a great pony show.

FTFY.

She looks like Trump in that picture.

r71 it amazes me that DLers have the gall to laugh at Jessica Fletcher dancing in mom jeans when Melania is walking around displaying that gunt.

where is barron?

did grandma and grandpa also relocate to merde a lardo?

Barron has not been seen in months. What did they do to him???

Melania sold Barron to Bryan Singer.

“Though she is lamenting the media focus on her successor, Trump turned down several similar offers from national publications throughout her time as first lady, according to two people who worked closely with her.“

Bullshit!

Some day you give the massage to man. Some day man give massage to you. Architect go both way. And sometime use the anuse.

Fucked up skin, jowls and split ends.

Mel needs to spend more time at the spa.

Melania did well for a prostitute

[quote]"Just biding her time until she can move back to NYC and away from the orange blob"

Why would she leave her life at Mar a Lago? She spends every day being waited on hand and foot. She lives in a luxury hotel and probably never sees her odious husband. She gets to see her parents daily but they don't actually live on top of each other. It sounds ideal to me.

[quote] So her parents have been living in FL almost full time. Weren't they supposedly living somewhere in a DC suburb close to Barron's school with Melania partially residing there, as well?

The only place I ever heard that was here-- repeatedly, from one dedicated troll. Melania probably spent most of her time in Florida all four years. Given that most schools have been virtual for the last year, I bet Barron has been in Florida full time for a while.

Having dinner with him every night is a punishment she deserves.

She was a dreadful First Lady. Even her trademark work - “be best” is the height of poor English. There’s nothing you can do to make me feel sorry for her. She needs to look at a picture of that coat that says I don’t care do you.

She revealed her true colors over time. She has no concern for anybody beyond herself with may be the exception of her son and parents. I hope she wasn’t allowed to do much decorating in the White House because I’m sure it looks like a brothel. Bye-bye Felicia!

"Be best", what?

Be best numba tree turd wife for green card?

Melania is living her best life hunny. Where do I find a sugar daddy who can hook me up like this?

I find it hard to believe that she has dinner with him every night. How dreadful, if true.

Odd that the boy hasn’t been seen in months. Are we sure she and Baron are really in Florida? Have we seen a recent pix of Mel at Mar A Lago? Nothing is real with this crowd. We now learn tRUMP was really sick despite what we were told.

Read between the lines: The Third Lady is getting dicked down by a hot masseuse.

R27– She’s not stupid enough to marry a Russian Oligarch. She knows well that when a Russian oligarch gets tired of you, a hefty divorce settlement is NOT what’s in your future

Ha. Mel has a strong stomach and nerves of steel. If I were forced to sit across the dinner table and look at dump, I would wind up incarcerated.

I don't care do you?

New York is where I'd rather stay

I get allergic smelling hay

I just adore a penthouse view

Dahling I love you but give me Park Avenue

Come on, HURRICANE!

What did she, what did she, what did she do to deserve this?

B side - He Pays My Rent

Perhaps she will retire to that community in Florida where the men all have Viagra prescriptions and teach the old bags a thing or two! She could be the community "intimacy coach".

I need special massage of inside mouth, poosey, and anoose several times daily for to keep orifices supple and lucrative. Donald not good for this purpose because his implement only massage first couple inches. Need massage of entire orifice!

And what became of the decoy Melania, anybody know?

She is still bathing the hand that Shit-stain 45 touched. Not. Enough. Soap.

[quote}She will NEVER divorce him.

I believe this. She LOVES being a trophy wife. FLOTUS is not a job for a trophy wife -- trophy wives don't want jobs! They want to be pampered and then left alone, outside of doing their wifely duties, which she seems fine with if she's holed up with him 24/7 at Mar-a-Lago and seen dining with him nightly.

Melania has always known which side her bread is buttered on and she's not going anywhere unless he dumps her first, which I don't see happening either. He is a doddering old man now. He needs a nursemaid and a maternal figure more than a hot young piece.

These two are stuck with each other.

Absolutely, R118. If he were still young, it would be him to do the dumping because of her age.

She knew that everyone knew that her resume was bullshit, she was in the country illegally, she could barely speak coherent English.

R120- A female trump. No more, no less.

She's probably only one of the few that now cares about how history will view her and therefore this public campaign to re-invent her image. But, this bad image is her's to own. She was a horrible FLOTUS because she had no interest in it. I believe that the adoration and adulation that she took for granted and expected simply because she was FLOTUS didn't happen because she's too dumb to realize the power of the position that she held and thought she did not have to work for it.

But, I will defend her a bit. She isn't the only FLOTUS that did nothing while their husband's were the POTUS. Franklin Pierce's wife comes to my mind. If that was her choice then that was her choice. It's not a paid position and she was thrown into it strictly because of her husband. But, she shouldn't be crying about her choice now.

She is the only one that I am aware of with Russian ties, same as her demonic husband.

[quote]is bitter about Jill Biden making her look like a lazy cunt

But you are a lazy cunt. Be Worst!

I don't know who is more upset that there will be no Trump Whitehouse China. Donald Trump or Melanie...

I'll give Melania credit for not being interesting in the do gooder/civic minded aspects of being First Lady. She's not that kind of woman and the few times she attempted it she miserably failed at it. I imagine those aspects of the job must be a chore for a woman who only cares about clothes, shopping , spas and the superficial aspects of life. But she kept her attempts to a minimum. Unlike Nancy Reagan, who while certainly into the social/hostessing/fashion/decorating and power behind the throne aspects of being first lady, was also not into the do gooder/civics aspect of the job, but because she wanted the social cachet and power of First Lady she did those things like Just Say No to Drugs, Foster Grandparents and going to hospitals and orphanages to hug black children. What a silly spectacle that all was.

Great observation, R126. Nancy Reagan wasn't much different than the Melody gal EXCEPT she was smart enough to know that the public's perception of her would directly impact the perception and legacy of her husband. Therefore, they came up with initiatives for her and she did what she had to do. But, Nancy was much more interested in the social aspects of the Whitehouse and cache of being FLOTUS than anything else.

R127- one being blowing Siantra everyday. That slut. One of the funniest things I saw was when NR fell over backwards in her chair. I was very young, so idk where this happened, only our local news reporter could not stop laughing. He would try to continue and end up in yet another fit of giggles. It was hilarious and I have never forgotten that!!! 😂

These stories make me sooooo happy! No one deserves it more than those two scumbags.

Does Melania get her used up pussy massaged?

And ironed? 🤢

[quote]"Once (the insurrection) happened, she knew there was nothing to gain for her by speaking out or doing something -- so she didn't do anything," the former White House official said.

"She didn't do anything" neatly sums up her four years as first lady.

Other than destroy Jackie's rose garden, the useless WHORE! Worst Flotus ever.

There are pics of the Biden's visiting local shops and greeting WH visitors this weekend while wearing masks.

Biden was not my first or second choice but it's a relief to have grown ups in charge.

The disrespectful whoring and circus sideshow act of the dumps got old really quick.

I feel like, for once, the US didn’t choose the charismatic candidate, but the most competent.

Donald Trump's "charisma" is something I will never, ever understand, R135.

Me either r136, but he has it. Charisma is a lovely sounding word, which belies the fact that it can also describe someone as abhorrent as Dump.

R126, you're too generous.

That woman showed up to a controversial public event wearing "I really don't care, do you" emblazoned on her backside.

The contempt and the disrespect the dumps project is an act of violence.

No one asked a brain dead whore to care or even pretend to care. She and that husband of hers were required to show respect for a country that's given everything to them and they couldn't even manage that.

Maureen Dowd on Trump's "charisma".

Well Melania is used to spending a lot of time on her back OP

This CNN article is a lie. No way does she sit down and eat a meal every day with that orange asshat.

it would be interesting to know if she tips.

I"m guessing the scenes from those "massages" are just like those Europorn pics she did.

R136 it's his reality TV persona that works for the heartland, plus their decades long disenchantment with the Beltway and the coastal metropolitans.

She should show Jill where the parsleyed potatoes are kept! Ha ha ha ha ha!

The heartland hates "coastal elites," so they voted for a New Yorker who shits in a gold toilet.

A lifelong New Yorker, born and raised. No previous public service or military experience. A half dozen bankruptcies declared as a "successful business man", three baby mamas and the 1st and turd wives are illegals.

I loved Trump even more than the Heartland did!

Has she gotten another vaginal tightening surgery again?

Melania’s pussy has a drawstring so its tightness can be adjusted according to client preference.

"After the January 6 attack on the Capitol, Melania Trump did not make a statement denouncing the violence for five days"

It's also reported Trump and Pence had no communication for 5 days after the rape of the Capitol- can you imagine?Not. A. Word.

Melania sounds spoiled, manipulative, passive-aggressive and frankly not very bright. A match made in Hell.

r150 You are so naughty!

This is her future, as long as she behaves and doesn't flap her collagen-pumped lips to the press, badmouthing The Donald- after their inevitable divorce. Eurotrash.

[quote]I'll give Melania credit for not being interesting in the do gooder/civic minded aspects of being First Lady.

Uh, okay,

Some real damaged people post here.

[r94] They had to give Barron back to the Humane Society, Mar-a-Lago doesn't allow pets over 25 lbs.

R155- Made me spit my coffee out, lmao. That was funny.

Now we can see Ivanka's future face. Muhaha!

R154, I don't like Melania. But I'm also aware that some people aren't civic minded, or do gooders, or have any sense of charity or wanting to help others. So if they are lacking in such qualities, I think it's better that they be real about it rather than fake it. The few times Melania as first lady tried to be civic minded, it came across as phony. So I'm glad she rarely bothered with it.

She has the personality and face of a lizard. And the IQ fits her as well.

I can’t understand why the plastic surgeons haven’t been able to make her look happy at all? She has permanent RBF and always looks utterly sour and miserable.

She always looks like an old world chameleon right before it fires its tongue out at an insect.

R158 it's one thing to be real about one's limitations, but she also got bitter and lashed out when people criticized her for her lack of engagement. You can't have it both ways - she didn't want to own her selfishness, she wanted people to praise her for whatever she did or didn't do. She is like Trump in that she puts far more stock in appearances than substance.

All of this makes you wonder what she did with herself in her 3 1/2 years as FLOTUS. (Or what she does with her time now when she's not in the spa or eating.) Her Be Best campaign, Rose Garden destruction, and overseeing the construction of the tennis pavilion didn't require much time because her staff and contractors did everything.

What did/does she do to fill the time? Take long walks, read, meditate, day drink, harass people on Twitter with a secret account?

Was her “Be Best” campaign an assault against good grammar?

Aside from everything else she has terrible hair. Always has.

Only her cuck husband believes she’s getting a “massage” (wink, wink) twice a day.

Masseurs give heppy endinks, r166!

[quote] But I'm also aware that some people aren't civic minded, or do gooders, or have any sense of charity or wanting to help others. So if they are lacking in such qualities, I think it's better that they be real about it rather than fake it. The few times Melania as first lady tried to be civic minded, it came across as phony. So I'm glad she rarely bothered with it.

But on those secret recordings, she makes it clear that she does want people to think she is charitable and a do gooder. She was complaining about how she couldn't do anything as first Lady because the liberal media was against her. She's not someone who is unapologetic about who she is. It's obvious that she sees herself as a victim.

Do we think Donald serenaded her today on Valentine's Day, expressing his love for her standing by his side faithfully for so long? Brought her breakfast in bed, a string quartet, and a diamond-encrusted necklace?

[Quote]Was her “Be Best” campaign an assault against good grammar?

Yes. Stephanie Winston Wolkoff, who was Mel's right hand person until she threw her to the wolves, said that Melania insisted on this when SWW pointed out it wasn't quite right, suggesting "be your best" or "be the best you can."

Her lack of English skills and lack of confidence is the reason why she never gave an interview during her tenure (but that was the media's fault). Has anyone ever heard her speak extemporaneously? No. She has canned responses and phrases fed to her by staff and she parrots. She would flounder otherwise.

I hope he did, R169. She deserves it.

r171 She deserves nothing but contempt.

^"be the best you can be"

[quote] "She goes to the spa, has lunch, goes to the spa (again) and has dinner with Donald on the patio," said one person familiar with Melania Trump's schedule at Mar-a-Lago, her home in Palm Beach, Florida. "Rinse and repeat. Every day."

Melania is living her best life and let's be real, I don't think Melania really cares or is bitter about Jill Biden, do you? The only time she has seemed genuinely happy was when DJT lost his many appeals and it was officially official. She was out the door by Christmas. Her daily schedule is my dream come to life except dinner with Donald and eating fish every day. I would add a workout in and some shopping. An am/pm massage session sounds like heaven.

I hope that Sir Andrew LLoyd Webber or Lin-Manuel Miranda are working on the Trump musical. And no, Laura Benanti cannot star in it. Melania is not a soprano.

It’s creepy that the article makes no mention of Barron. She has lunch with her parents, dinner with her husband... did she discover a delightful little thing known as boarding school?

Having gone down in history as the WORST VAIRST LETTY IN AMEREEEKKKAN HISTORY is certainly a MAJOR accomplishment, and something any Slovakian whore should be proud to call her own. She can hold her head HIGH.

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Well she's just a common tramp.

"I would add a workout in and some shopping."

The residents of Palm Beach said the family is rarely seen out and about in the community. I imagine it will be even less now.

Trump is now probably more afraid of his fans than of his critics.

She eats fish everyday? What’s her name?

Maybe she’s doing all that exercising because she thinks she needs to get in fighting trim to look for a new husband, or side piece. She’s a professional after all, it’s not the first time.

I think she is not very smart and maybe believes Trump has more money than he has, or at least nobody is going to call his bluff for years. As long as they live at Mar A Lago as their chief residence, Florida probably can’t take it if Trump files for bankruptcy. She probably thinks he’ll never be prosecuted.

She was almost broke when she met Trump, couldn’t catch a man even though she met a lot of rich guys, and she’s probably on the spectrum. She’s an extreme introvert that appears to have no friends. Having to find a new boyfriend at her age probably seems excruciating. So maybe she’s just trying to hold on as long as she can. He’s really all she’ll have after her parents die. Barron will never be able to take care of her. And she’ll live decades after Trump is gone.

If it were me, I’d want to divorce before he dies, because the creditors will circle her like sharks if she’s still there. Putin’s deal is with Trump, not her. And she has no charisma and her English is terrible, so she has limited means of making money, and would need to pay a lot of lawyers to settle that messy estate.

After Trump is gone, the MAGA goldmine is gone too. Whatever money Trump is making now is for paying bills, not for her. After he’s dead, the estate will have to sell everything to settle and it still won’t be able to pay everything. And the loans are from Russians and Saudis. I’d run. If she gets a private divorce settlement, it’s hers free and clear.

Jared and Ivanka made the real money, watch them separate themselves from Trump now. They’ve got their deals in place. He’s going to be begging them to give him money to pay his debt and they won’t. They’re both sociopaths.

[quote]But while Mr. Trump has dismissed the relationship, Mr. Epstein, since the election, has played it up, claiming to people that he was the one who introduced Mr. Trump to his third wife, Melania Trump, though neither of the Trumps has ever mentioned Mr. Epstein playing a role in their meeting. Mrs. Trump has said that her future husband simply asked for her phone number at a party at the Kit Kat Club during Fashion Week in 1998.

Melania really was in a damned if you do, damned if you don't situation. Her epic misfire was the jacket, which again was not meant as a response to the children, but to the reporters trolling her about Stormy Daniels. If she didn't have that fuck up, I think she would have been entirely left alone. I like that she never pretended to be a philanthropist or do gooder. She is (was) a trophy wife that landed in an extraordinary position that she did not sign on for. Dr. Jill Biden fits the role of FLOTUS, but she seems more hungry for the role. I like Melania.

^ huh. Honestly. What do you like about her R184? I'm curious.

[quote] I think she is not very smart and maybe believes Trump has more money than he has, or at least nobody is going to call his bluff for years. As long as they live at Mar A Lago as their chief residence, Florida probably can’t take it if Trump files for bankruptcy. She probably thinks he’ll never be prosecuted.

The one thing Melania and other Easter European women do not fuck around with is money. I don't think she's stupid when it came to the terms of the marriage. If you've spent anytime with DJT, you know you get the money UPFRONT. I read that she negotiated her prenup twice. Once when he was elected, which is why she stayed in NYC for almost 6-7 months and then again before he hit the campaign trail for 2020. Her settlement is already paid and sitting in an escrow account. She would be out the door now, but is biding her time in Palm Beach for the next year while things calm down and when DJT fades away. If she left once he left office, she was worried that her safety would be jeopardy and it was just better to let things cool off.

Whether that jacket was meant to dis reporters about Daniels or not, it speaks either to tone deafness or, like the jacket says not giving a fuck. She wore it to see children separated from their parents FFS. I'm sure her staff told her not to wear it.

I always got the creepy feeling that straight males voted for Melania, wanting to see her fake jugs, stiletto heels and halting Engrish as much as possible. Like they were on Tinder and it was a choice between her and Hillary.

Guess who won?

She gave two different reasons for wearing it, so I think the way it came across is what she intended. She was sulking and defiant at having to go somewhere.

R185 - I love her stoniness. I think be constantly harassed, insulted, and shit on (deserved or not) would break most people. I like her defiance for not taking the role, baking cookies, and pretending to be something that she wasn't. All the major designers said they would dress her before they even took office, so she said fuck it, and just bought what she wanted. I liked the subtle ways she trolled Donald. I think she's the ultimate feminist. She didn't bend (insert whore jokes here) to the role the public expected. She lived life on her terms and isn't that what feminism is all about - not conforming to antiquated expectations of a woman forced into a position that has no power, is ceremonial, and not of her choice? She's the ultimate feminist icon.

r190 you have bad opinions and a bad world view and should kill yourself.

"Jared and Ivanka made the real money"

They're as crooked as daddy.

There is a total lack on authenticity on both sides of the political spectrum, in entertainment, and in the media as a hole (Melanina joke). Honestly, I like Melania's authenticity. She was what she was and she just did not give a fuck. Melania is a whore but not a fame whore. She doesn't crave the spotlight. That's also refreshing. She'll get out of this relatively unscathed. A wealthy socialite likes to get massages, lunch with her family, and get beauty treatments. Stop the presses CNN. There is not much that can be said about Melania. Let her and the Trumps be. Once they run out of stories on the Trumps both here and in the media, you vultures will turn on Biden and all the unfulfilled promises he didn't live up to. You are already starting to see trickles of it now.

r193 spoken like a true Republican Frau.

Spoken like a independent, free thinking gay man! You whores are just jealous that you aren't getting massaged daily by some Brazilian stud.

r195 just kill yourself.

[quote]Let her and the Trumps be.

Uh, no.

R193 Be gone, MAGAt. And take Slovenian Whore and her stinky pussy with you

Get a life! Some of you live to hate Trump with all the doom and gloom posting. Multiple Trump threads. You are giving him, Melania, and people you wish dead such a place to continue the discussion by constantly posting Trump threads. Let it go. Let your hatred go. Stop the division. We have Joe the Savior in the White House. It's time to turn the page. I think many DLer thrives on hatred and bitterness, much like CNN claims Melania does over Jill. And most of you are whores or at least wish you were. You have more in common with Mel than you think!

r199 just fuck off, you aren't convincing anyone with your MAGA bullshit here.

Go play in traffic, Proud Boy.

She did/does was any good whore would do. You keep yourself looking good and compliment your man to make him feel that he is the best and greatest! I understand she would call Trump after every rally to tell him how great he was and how wet her panties were after hearing his speech...

Other than that, she was occupied in her First Lady's suite working hard and diligently on her scrap books.

YES, R199! I hate Trump. Ya see... I'm not a privileged White male nor am I part of the 1%. I (and my people) saw and knew what Trump was even before he and his whore rode down that escalator. We've seen this before.

But, you should have known this too. The Trumps have never chaired any major charity event or even bought a table(s) to any of the acceptable charities in NYC. In fact, it got sooo bad that Trump wouldn't even buy a ticket. He and the whore were crashing events.

She did nothing. N.O.T.H.I.N.G

She did...

Nothing for children.

Nothing for art.

Nothing for American fashion.

Nothing for small business and women in business.

Nothing to encourage foreign language study.

On and on....

She did nothing except sit in the Whitehouse and work on scrap books.

She should have married an oil baron and opened a boutique in Highland Park Village. --former HP resident.

Any recent photos of Barron? Is he 7 foot tall yet?

I know this sounds Pollyanna-ish, because I try hard not to hate anyone, but what is infuriating is the missed opportunities — how she revealed herself to be a distaff Trump through and through. Her tenure was filled with questionable decisions, exploiting her role to reflect the life of a bored UES matron and trying to make us believe it was the pinnacle of social achievement and status. There was not even a scintilla of understanding that hers was a position of service. No one was asking her to dig ditches, just show some concern for those she could help.

Sad, really, but also infuriating.

But, not only that R207... just think what this woman could have done regarding the importance of learning a foreign language and how that could benefit our kids (or, anyone else) in regards to being competitive. There is just so much she really could have accomplished. However, she chose not to use her position to promote anything. That "Be Best" initiative was and is a joke.

Oh God, you're right! An attempt to spur interest in learning another language would have been a perfect fit for her (the putative "she speaks five languages" claim notwithstanding). We are woefully inadequate in this regard, despite every high school offering Spanish, French, Latin, German, and other languages. I wonder if she ever has a SMH moment about this. She could have outlined her struggles with another language, made jokes about the faux pas that inevitably come with it, etc. Shown a little humility but also intellectual curiosity.

No one expected Trump to win, including him and Melania. That was well documented at the time. She didn't take to any of it and they both panicked. Everyone of intelligence knew that they were getting in him, but it turns out Melania only operated from defensiveness and similar racist views to her husband. Sorry to say, but Eastern Europeans are extremely racist. So why would people project more intelligence, humor and sensitivity onto her than there was any evidence of? No one has every revealed a funny story about Melania or anything interesting at all. She is cunning but basic. She liked going out. Some whores like being shown off. Fucking Donald Trump is no longer hard work. He's a fetishist and a kinkster and never faithful anyway. Melania had the life she wanted. She didn't want to be a political wife, never mind first lady of the USA. Michelle Obama didn't want it either, but Michelle is a brilliant, warm, ambitious, aware and social human being. She championed no cause that she didn't already believe in, including her husband.

I don't believe Melania was ever even an UES matron. She had no friends, didn't do much without her husband other than self care and some mothering. As others stated, the Trumps had no charitable affiliations and Melania was never seen anywhere but at parties and Chelsea Clinton's wedding. She wouldn't know a good social invite from just another night out. She was a bird in a gilded cage of that atrocity penthouse. I HOPE she had lovers. Fucking would make her human.

She's a vacuous, dumb, racist and beyond shallow human being. Petty and petulant. Pissing on a man is not hard and getting your body worked on is boring. Mr and Mrs Trump both strike me as devoid of interest or energy. She has no wit or insight beyond her slave trade kind of captivity. Trump doesn't give a fuck what his wives do during the day. Just look good and be ready on time. I doubt that Melania would even read a magazine unless somebody told her too. Every rich old man has a last, plainer nursey wife. But the next to last gets more of the money - because she landed him when a good deal needed to be made and kept. That's our Mel. She's got no reason to change things yet. But she will when she realizes that the Trump name is never coming back in style.

*Everyone of intelligence knew WHAT they were getting in him....

^I wouldn't overthink this pair. They both have the mentalities of gila monsters, you all know that.

I don't choose to overthink them, but it's dangerous not to. History demands they be examined. If you don't like my post R212, just say so. Melania's not just a slutty joke. She's forever the first lady of the United States. Somebody better be overthinking them.

The Vairst Leddy poster like the M and G posters is extremely tedious after 5 fucking years. Many old white gays think it's funny to call her a whore and type pouoossey. It's a one note joke repeated a million times on Datalounge. It was funny the first 14 times.

The Trumps coming to power was no joke. Overthink them.

[quote] She could have outlined her struggles with another language,

She lied about knowing several languages, so there's no way she could make that her pet project.

R214 to be fair once you know one Slavic language, the others are easy to learn. She definitely lied about knowing Italian though.

She was a birther before becoming FLOTUS.

[quote] just think what this woman could have done regarding the importance of learning a foreign language and how that could benefit our kids (or, anyone else) in regards to being competitive.

That would have run counter to the “America First” MAGA mentality.

Exactly. Let THEM come to US!!! We're Numbah One!! We're Numbah ONE!!!!

She's using s Trump brand spa? She's going to get cdiff, staph and MRSA

She be busy!

Not one word of R190 make sense.

[quote]I always got the creepy feeling that straight males voted for Melania, wanting to see her fake jugs, stiletto heels and halting Engrish as much as possible. Like they were on Tinder and it was a choice between her and Hillary.

Oh god, I wish that was why Trump won. The truth is, straight males and a few gay ones voted for Trump because they are white nationalists, along with straight and gay women of the same mindset.

Did you somehow miss that in your "creepy" feelings?

Wait a minute, R222. Think back to Sarah Palin. There were MANY White males who voted for her simply because they thought she was hot. Forget about the point that she was dumber than a rock.

But, you're right too (IMHO) that Trump won because of fear and racism.

Good. I hope the whole family is miserable. Except for Barron but I don't hold out much hope for him raised by those wolves.

So "The Office of Melania Trump" is now open. I bet she already has bookings until 2025. "For a blowjob, press1....."

A bit OT, but is was reading a tRUMP biography of his business failures and found this tidbit. Was astounded and really find it hard to believe. How could she have amassed such a fortune?

[quote] Trump has been married to his current wife and former first lady, Melania Trump, who has an estimated net worth of $50 million, since 2005. Melania is the mother of Trump’s youngest son, Barron.

R226, that was probably just Trump lying. He’s been saying he’s a billionaire for years, why not lie about Melania too? They’ve never been what they pretended to be.

Maybe that figure is what was set up in trust, per a pre-nup for her, as her payment for marrying the greasy orange slob...As others have pointed out here, she purportedly made Donild go ahead and set the money aside ahead of time, since everyone has learned how D NEVER pays his bills when they come due.

What, R228???

Trump has NO money--relatively speaking. Ivana Trump only got $5MM cash and had to fight for more. If I remember correctly, her final package (cash, property, child support, and maybe some other things) totaled $25MM. Marla Maples did much worse. She only got $1MM (or even a little less) in cash. Trump doesn't have that type of money to pay out to an ex-wife.

WORST FIRST LADY EVER!!!!!!

WHORE!

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Well... "someone" has a twist in her thong....

Of course she responds immediately to anything presenting her in an unfavorable (true) light, but not to the attempted overthrow of the US government by her husband.

She just keeps doing these things that validate all the other stories about her.

And, a "private citizen" who uses some knock off of the Seal of the United States as her stationery header? DJT using it is a joke, but her using it for her unelected position as First Whore is just cringe-inducing. She's totally clueless how she looks.

Bitch please! No one gaf about you, whore. We will, however, take delight in any karma that comes for you. Nasty, worn out slut.

I should add to r234 that when she DID issue a press statement condemning the attacks five days later, it was mainly to defend herself and attack the media for saying she was checked out and taking photos of rugs while it was all happening. Her every public utterance is defensive and sullen.

What is interesting is that Kate Bennett (the reporter for CNN who covers Melody exclusively for them) is pretty conservative and leans much more towards sticking up for her than writing negatively about her.

What's also interesting is the tweet that Melanie's office references. A tweet by Amy Kremer? Amy Kremer's group that organized and obtained the permit for the Jan 6th event? Amy Kremer (who rose to fame during the Obama years and the Tea Party--what happened to them?) who pushes division and racism to make her money?

Also, note the ALL of the Conservative Entertainment Media are pushing the story about Mildred opening her office in Palm Beach. No one is investigating who is paying for it ( I don't believe that former FLOTUS's get stipend budgets to open/support an office), how many people were hired, and exactly what she will be doing.

Wth happened to Malaria's eyes? Her eyes are just two slits . Creepy as hell.

R238 A cosmetic surgeon discusses ....

No attention to Barron. I feel bad for the kid.

The kid is a Trump. They all turn out the same. Marla Maples and Tiffany had nothing to do with Trump for years. But as soon as he ran for fascist dictator, they took the payoff, bowed down to the blackmail and fell in line. The Trump children are genetically predisposed for treachery, grifting and social deceit.

The child of Donald and Melania is likely to be the TALLEST and biggest criminal douche of them all! Except he has some disabilities that will likely end him in prison. I don't wish this on him, but he's not a kid and there is no evidence that he is any better than his parents. He's old enough to speak out or rebel. But he's not right. Remember when he bit Hillary Clinton at Trump's Inaugural? Barron is also the reason the Trumps can't have pets. He hurts them. I have a friend who named her children Barrington and Lorrington. A Dynasty/ghetto mashup. This never works out well.

Nobody really feels bad for the kid R240. That's just meaningless shit people say when they want to excuse Melania.

Wait... what? Barron bit Hillary Clinton?? What did I miss??

I can't believe that Americans are going to fall for all of this staged marketing again.

R241 you are an incredibly stupid frau. You're no psychologist, neurologist, teacher, or anyone that has interacted with him. Cite your sources(s) and not use a tabloid.

The thought of all of them, but especially Dump & Vairst Leddy roaming around that tacky FL compound, embittered, angry and blaming the few flunkies left for their misfortune - unable to travel to NYC or London because they are persona non grata and the only places that will have them are tacky flyover states that they'd rather be dead than travel to brings a smile to my face...

All while watching PSAs with Jill Biden sitting with her dogs talking about wearing your mask!

R244 Fraus would be defending Melania and Barron...

R245.

I think they are in a drug induced haze and don't know or care where they are.

They don't travel while sober.

Florida is made for them.

R247- Oh, that fat basturb cares alright. He can not accept the fact that he lost the election. It eats at him like cancer. Never doubt that.

Basturd. Why does auto-correct give a damn about my profanity?! 🙄🙄🙄

[quote]Remember when he bit Hillary Clinton at Trump's Inaugural?

WHAT?

R249- Ditto. What?!

I don't think Melania will divorce Trump until Barron is at least 18. He doesn't give a shit about the kid, but he would fuck with custody to get back at his ex-wife. Once Barron is a legal adult, that won't be a possibility.

Google turns up nothing about Barron biting people or Hillary Clinton being bitten by anyone.

Multiple massages a day? What the fuck is she? A Kobe cow?

No one should be bothering to interview her or watching.

So, she is also a narcissist? I think so. Just one more reason to loathe the useless whore. Garden killing cunt.

Well, you'r half right, r254. The difference is, Kobe cattle are valuable.

R257- lol! Oh, snap! 😂

she's a DIRTY WHORE

Massages include fucking, yes? Just cunnilingus, or intercourse?

Slovanian White!!!

Whore. Autocorrect thinks it will break me from using profanity. I almost pity it. Lol

Mrs. Trump @R260, you need to address those questions to the masseur directly. We’ve been through this before.

So.... Is the following article the new attack strategy of Trump and his cult? They're pushing Palm Beach as the happening and place to be because the Trump's are there?

This is the 3rd article in 2 days about this. All from conservative media. CNBC leans heavily to the right. Of course, FOX ran this story...

(SMG) That Dan Scavino... I tell you...

R264 yes they are trying to make it seem like everyone who is anyone is moving to Palm Beach to be near them. Which is utter bullshit. It’s warm down there right now. It will be a ghost town in the summer.

Chomp, chomp! 🐊

It's more that NYC is still restricting retail occupancy, while FL is a super spreader free-for-all.

As always, I'd say let the imbeciles catch COVID if it weren't for the store clerks who suffer collateral damage