Most cringeworthy nude scenes

Dame Julie Andrews

cute cocklet

I think hes tremendous!!

Seriously, he looks normal, fury, and cute. I definitely would.

OP Is a pretentious bitch whose face has been pulled so tight she can't see what she's buying. .

Cringeworthy? How come? Cause his dick's small? The rest of his body is nice and I bet he's a grower.

Irene Cara owns this thread.

Muriel, you're terrible.

Irene Cara's withered medlar breasts

Patrick Dempsey. So unexpected and gratuitous.

I feel bad for actors who go full frontal. They'll always be disappointing someone.

Male cinematic nudity is always welcome.

Love Sarsgaard's bush!

Susie Bond was brave.

Stop picking on Irene Cara!

Suzanne Somer’s teets?

Jodie Foster in Nell

I have always had a HUGE crush on Peter Sarsgaard.

So he doesn't look like a porn star. Oh, dearie me.

Peter is talented. It was probably cold that day. Stupid post, OP!

Terrence Howard did himself no favors by showing the world how small his penis is and THEN proceeding to say he would NEVER date a black woman...which of course got him the responses he deserved from black women. Couple that with his Asian wife saying she would show video of his "little dick" to the world and he was done for.

Peter Sarsgaard looks fine. Not everyone is a size queen with a rectum like the Grand Canyon.

His wife, however, has tits like fried eggs hanging on nails. They're almost as ugly as her face.

Demi Moore's beav shot was unforgivable. I'm not going to link to it because my mother raised me right.

Kathy Bates

I’m sure someone's gonna say Kathy Bates in About Schmidt, but I love that scene. Her lack of embarrassment is the point.

Nude Kathy Bates climbing out of a hot tub she was sharing with Jack Nicholson in the film [italic] About Schmidt. [/italic]

Demi Moore and her hard looking, plastic half grapefruit titties that don’t move when she dances badly in Striptease. Devoid of any sex appeal whatsoever even more so than Irene Cara’s banana tits which at least moved with motions.

Hysterical timing, r21 and r23!

Jodie Foster has shockingly bad tits. So droopy, even as a young woman.

Tom Hardy.

Here comes Peter Buttoncock.

Wasn't Halle Berry nude, on the floor, and crying in 'Monster's Ball'? It was something degrading and I remember feeling sorry for her.

Marie Dressler in Min and Bill.

[quote] I feel bad for actors who go full frontal. They'll always be disappointing someone.

Don't feel sorry for me!

Helen Hunt in "The Sessions"

Add Sissy Spacek's tits to the 'shockingly bad tits' category. I watched Carrie when I was a kid, and I was more freaked out by her tits than anything else in that movie.

I always cringed at Venutian Kate Winslet undressing in front of Leo DiCaprio. Ffs, he looked 12!!!

R34, agree that she was too much voluptuous woman for the barely-pubesced DiCaprio.

Jodie Foster in Nell.

^ Oops, somebody beat me to it. But they're so bad it bears repeating.

That forgetful film Halle Berry did with John Travolta back in The 00s. The publicity was really focused on the amount of money she was getting paid to get her Ta Ta's out.

It didn't leave much of an impression.

I wouldn’t crawl over HIM to get to *YOU*, OP.

[quote]Peter Sarsgaard looks fine. Not everyone is a size queen with a rectum like the Grand Canyon.

Yeah, you don't need an asshole that's been stretched to shit in order to take a normal man-sized dick.

Photos would help with the vote.

Ned Beatty in "Deliverance".

Didn't the mountain men see Burt's centerfold in Cosmo?

I know no one will mention my epochal breast-baring scene in "Fame" because I know you all marveled at my magnificent fully ripe and luscious bazongas!

Helen Lawson on Broadway in Let the Angels Envy Us. She was drunk by the second act and came out wearing one shoe. The rest of the cast tried to carry one and manoeuver her off stage but it was unsuccessful. The show closed that night. Helen was prosecuted and sentenced to 100 hours community service.

I remember Alan Rickman had a full nude scene in soem mnovie and his penis was as small as Peter Sarsgaard.

I never ever buy this argument that someone who shows a small penis onscreen must necessarily be "a grower" since he's a celebrity (which is the argument r4 is making--on what possible other basis could r4 says that he "bets" PS is "a grower"?). Some men just have small penises, and that's that.

Glenn. In every movie.

"Do not copy!!"

Do not worry!

"About Schmidt" isn't the only Alexander Payne movie with old person nudity. M.C. Gainey shows his small penis under his large gut in "Sideways."

R42, that scene where the hillbilly made love to Beatty was pure art!

Who would pay for an 8*10 photo of Glenn like that?

I could never take Ned Betty seriously again after that scene in Deliverance. Now if it had been Ryan O'Neal in that role it would have given me more respect for him as an actor.

Another for Dame Julie. Blake Edwards was the worst thing that ever happened to her. As Vincent Canby said about her, 'When you take the clothes off the girl guide you've got a very naked girl guide."

Well this was a mean-spirited idea for a thread even by DL standards

Doesn't look so small to me, R48.

If you have HBO Max there is a very good UK series called “Home“ costarring creator/writer Rufus Jones. In Season 2 he has a very comical but cringe worthy full frontal nude scene.

Patti Lupone in Do the Right Thing. Nobody needs to see that.

That black chick medical examiner from Law and Order:SVU that showed her tits in the Devil's Advocate. To this day, I'm still freaked out by her pointy raisin nips!

R33 what about her tasting her period blood from her pussy?

She didn't fucking taste it. What are you on about?

R3 seems a little special. Not that there's anything wrong with liking people who are fury.

Most cringeworthy nude scenes--the entire movie Showgirls. But most especially when Elizabeth Berkley has tsunami pool seizures while fucking Kyle McLachlan.

I hate little cocks sooo much!

Re that Julie Andrews nude scene from S.O.B., some critic remarked that her breasts looked like two empty wallets.

Edwards later used a variation of that line in Victor/Victoria when Andews mentioned that her strapped down breasts felt like two empty wallets.

Peter Sarsgaard has dreamy eyes and is someone you fuck nice and slow.

HAVING NEVER SEEN the scene of ned beatty from "deliverance" (only heard about it)...i have to ask " so did the hillbilly and/or beatty's character enjoy it"? or was it simply a power trip and evil act on the hillbilly's part and nothing sexual or for pleasure reasons?...

Two words: Lena Dunham.

It WAS rape rape.

Wonder Woman no!

R33 those are what you call yam titties!

[quote] "tsunami pool seizures"

I've never heard it described so perfectly.

Maggie Gyllenhaal's rock in a sock titties make me ill

Sarsgaad is lovely though I do admit he could have used a bit of fluffing before the cameras rolled.

Peter Sarsgaad is hot as hell. He's the perfect husband/boyfriend type based on his looks and voice. Just don't leave any cats around because he tends to drop them like a sack of potatoes. I jerked off to that scene so many times when I was in high school. You're crazy for calling it cringeworthy.

Peter Sarsgaard beautiful. Love that scene.

Admit it though, his dick was a little on the small size.

Lena Dunham owns this thread. Kathy Bates is just old.

I don't get the snark about Julie's titties in S.O.B. She had a perfectly nice rack. Nothing spectacular but fine.

You bitches still won't acknowledge shrinkage.

Melania's pics.

[quote] HAVING NEVER SEEN the scene of ned beatty from "deliverance" (only heard about it)...i have to ask " so did the hillbilly and/or beatty's character enjoy it"? or was it simply a power trip and evil act on the hillbilly's part and nothing sexual or for pleasure reasons?...

It was a rape. People don't enjoy being raped in the real world--that only happens in porn.

Alec Baldwin was in a movie several years ago that he was nude in- REPULSIVE.

Yes, Irene Cara's nude scene in "Fame" was cringeworthy. Those saggy, raisin tits were atrocious.

Linda Blair did a nude scene in one of her awful movies. I can't remember each one. She was way too plump to do a nude scene. She tried hard to be a sex symbol, but it just didn't word.

Burgess Meredith did a nude scene in one of his movies. NOT a good idea to do a nude scene when you're fat and old.

Halle Berry's nude scene in "Monster's Ball" was grotesque. She's naked on top of Billy Bob Thornton, fucking him...GAG. In another scene he's eating her pussy. Once again: GAG.

A different take on what makes for cringe:

When I was in college I went to see a movie with a couple of friends, because one friend's sister had a major role in it. To our, and his, horror she had a major, extended full-frontal scene. Totally non-sexual, but it was sure hard to sit next to the guy, staring up at his sister on a giant screen with her tits, ass and all the rest filling the screen for five minutes. His only comment afterward: "She didn't tell me about the nude scene."

r80 I think the poster you were replying to was asking if the rapist was also doing it for sexual pleasure and not just a power trip. Not how ole Nedders was feeling about it.

Harvey Keitel showed his disappointing penis in "The Piano".

Liz Berkeley had strange banana tits, a flat wide ass, and showed her humiliating pussy in showgirls

R85 WhatEVER. Was a delicious old savage fat man. Big dick, perfect bubble ass.

Agnes' Gooch in the director's cut of Mame.

Every single nude scene Lena Dunham has ever done has been cringeworthy. It's pathological how she likes to show off her chunky, repulsive body.

Male Actors showing genitalia... never unless big and don’t care about career or fallout. Fassbender is primarily known for his penis and never nominated.

R90 he’s nominated twice dumb heaux

Years ago yes.

R65, the hillbillies seemed quite fond of Beatty's doughy, rubenesque body. Perhaps it reminded them of Appalachian women?

R87, Keitel's penis was the size of a cashew.

R 94- What's wrong with that? My penis is the size of an acorn.

[quote]Perhaps it reminded them of Appalachian women?

Or, an actual pig? Some things even an Appalachian woman won't do.

Timothee Chalamet's ass in Call Me By Your Name. Showing that scrawny half-ass was totally unnecessary.

The funny thing in OP’s photo is that Sarsgaard is doing a nude scene in front of Liam Neeson who is rumoured to be hung like a horse! But aside from that I agree with the majority, Sarsgaard looks fine, cute in fact.

There's a scene in Liam's new movie where he's gassing-up his truck and the camera is at crotch level and you can see it in his jeans.

He's not rumored to be hung R98. He's been nude at least twice on film. The thing is a baby's arm.

I don't mind the boobs. It's the bleached hair that I hate, R77.

Sarah Silverman did a nude scene in some movie called " I Smile Back." Bad idea. Asymmetrical, sagging tits, big hips, no waist...it was not pretty.

The guy in OP's pic is cute with nice arms and soldiers, nice fur, cute little soft cocklette. OP you're a complete failure at this.

Eh most of the people listed are normal/average looking people you would see in the locker room at the gym male or female and with no plastic surgery.

I remember seeing Basic Instinct and not even noticing the famous crotch shot. I guess as a gay teen my attention was elsewhere.

I agree with most of the posters, I think Saarsgard is delicious. Cute, great body and nice cock..

R102 Ew, yeah. Also in Take this Waltz. Right next to nude ass Michelle.

Sarsgaard in Kinsey is the very definition of erotic OP

Why didn't they have Peter fluff a bit? It must be bigger than that.

Sarsgaad looks revolting in that pic at OP. A total dick wilter.

The Barefoot Contessa did a scene where she was in a bubble bath. It aired once and never again. Fortunately for us, it's been scrubbed from the internet.

The one that wins for me and I have never been able to look at him or listen to him again without remembering being totally embarrassed by him is Burgess Meredith dancing naked in Such Good Friends. He should have been arrested for traumatizing very young gaylings. NOBODY needed to see that. I mean I wouldn't have wanted to see him naked when he was young.

I would get embarrassed for Sondra Locke in all those rape scenes Clint directed her in. There’d be a sorry sagged titty slipping out.

[quote] Why didn't they have Peter fluff a bit? It must be bigger than that.

He said in interviews he did fluff. He didn’t want to overdo it since fluffing any more and he would have been erect.

OP, I would have used Jason Segel from Forgetting Sarah Marshall as your example since it was supposed to be cringe.

Kate Winslet’s tits were wrecked after she had kids, but before? My my what a ripe swine! I’d have had mine out too!

R115 I stopped watching after that scene. It just seemed so stupid to me. I liked him in freaks & geeks.

‘Cringe’ is a noun, R115, not an adjective.

R118 Spell check wouldn’t let give me cringey so I went with cringe.

I felt violated by the Jason Segel scene. It was as though someone had exposed themselves in a public place to unwilling bystanders. I was not expecting it and it seemed so unnecessary. How’d they get away with such a scene and what was the point? It wasn’t even funny, just for shock value.

R120 = frau

Go bedazzle something, cunt.

I'd rather have this Wonder Woman r68

R120 It was about being in the ultimate vulnerable position, and it was highly marketed and promoted to the point that it seems it was put in like the pie fucking scene in American Pie to get people into the seats.

Irritating when handsome men are nude for laughs or whatever. It’s not funny. It’s sexy. At least like ‘Jackass’ guys started realizing they’re gay icons lol.

Maria Bamford’s full nude scene in Lady Dynamite was quite disturbing. I had been watching the series with mild interest but turned it off after this scene and never went back to the show again.

Jason Segel's nudity in Forgetting Sarah Marshall was, if I'm not mistaken, the beginning of Apatow putting dicks on screen. I remember all the press about it, and him saying he was going to put at least one penis in his films (directed and produced) from henceforth. Not sure if he stuck with it.

Real progress will have been forged when hole is presented in all Apatow movies.

I saw somewhere that the penis in Popstar: never stop was Judd apatow’s

Angela Lansbury in Bedknobs and Broomsticks.

[quote] I remember all the press about it, and him saying he was going to put at least one penis in his films (directed and produced) from henceforth. Not sure if he stuck with it.

What penis was in King of Staten Island? Pete dong?

Kate Winslet's breasts in Hideous Kinky were big and floppy.

The hillbilly came while "making love" with Beatty. Beatty didn't want to report it, so he obviously enjoyed it.

Fantasia Barrino

Angela Lansbury pleasuring herself in a bubble bath. Maybe no actual nudity but the cringe is off the charts

Irene Cara's raisin titties still give me nightmares. I am still in therapy.

Seeing them is LITERAL VIOLENCE!!!

Don't watch Naked in New York. Eric Stoltz's full frontal nudity made me want to puke.

Cynthia Nixon showing her boob to her neighbor in SATC. I think that scene turned those five straight guys who actually watched the show gay too.

I saw the film The Wrestler with Mickey Rourke right before watching The Reader with Kate Winslet, and I was ASTONISHED to learn that Marisa Tomei is 11 years older than Kate. Marisa's body was flawless while Kate's was matronly and dumpy.

[quote] Cynthia Nixon showing her boob to her neighbor in SATC.

Was that the episode in which she finds out later that her neighbor is actually a gay man who's never even noticed her and has actually been cruising the guy who lives in the apartment above hers? Talk about adding insult to injury.

Bra Arthur in Mame.

Cynthia Nixon is so physically revolting. She looks like she is put together with random body parts. How in the name of god did she get cast in Sex and the City?

R138 Well that’s not really fair as Marisa hasn’t had any kids and is known for her geriatric beauty. It’s why Aronofsky wanted her in ‘The Wrestler’... someone you’d believe would still be doing that ‘job’ in middle-age.

Agree that Cynthia Nixon had zero business being nude in that dumb, awful show. She looked disgusting.

When Nixon puts on decent clothes and has her hair done in a femme style she doesn't really look THAT bad. Unfortunately the boob flash scene came in one of the early seasons, when she was at her butchest.

R144 🤮🤮

Male frontal nude scenes are never cringeworthy! OP is an idiot Log Cabin con-cunt!

I thought MC Gainey's fat flopper would have gotten him bigger parts.

As long as it is not a fake dick there are no cringeworthy nudes but the OP is indeed cringeworthy.

Bra Arthur?

Big dicks are better for porn

Small (average) dicks are better for love-making

I have a dick like Sarsgaard. I just wish I were as cute and had as nice a body. I swear it's the medication I'm on. Or else your dick unlike your nose and ears gets smaller as you age.

Ken Jeong in The Hangover. Though getting the audience to cringe is sort of the point.

Peter Sarsgaard. is beautiful in that nude scene.

Lens Dunham always looks hygienically challenged, which adds to the nausea inducing factor when watching her nude scenes. Lens always looks like she smells really bad.

After Lens sex scenes, I wonder if the set needed to be fumigated.

The underwhelming Bruce Willis in THE COLOR OF NIGHT (94).

I don't even remember what movie it was, but Bobby Cannavale's butt looked hot in his clothes, but then when he took them off, it looked little and sad. It made Timothee's look nice.

R156: Timothee’s ass actually looks better clothed too.

Sarsgaard has a minuscule dick. What do you do when you discover that on a date? Do you say um, please get dressed—I changed my mind?

You have zero idea how big Peter Sarsgaad's dick is. It's completely flaccid and looks just like yours and billions of other guys flaccid dick looks like. And you know it, or you don't have one.

Jason Segel said he got himself slightly aroused so he would have some hang during his nude scene.

Suzanne Somers did a nude scene? In what? Did she do full frontal or only show her breasts?

R161, she flashed her leathery old vag at Hunter's Nightclub in Palm Springs.

She did at least one Playboy spread.

^You can't knock up this whore. She's a hundred and three. They relisted their desert hideaway, watch out NYC!

Peter Sarsgaard looks just fine in OP's photo. Better to have a healthy and somewhat normal body in a role than to have a normal character appear to spend 60 hours a week in a gym. When they do that it makes no sense at all.

I don’t think that anyone has mentioned the fact that the movie is an historical drama that takes place in the 40s or 50s and just like the appropriate sized bush, his body looks perfect to reflect that time period and how most men looked.

[quote] The underwhelming Bruce Willis in THE COLOR OF NIGHT (94).

Wasn't there also some ridiculous plot point about him having an affair with a trans man? I remember Scott Bakula in the movie. Did he get naked too?

[quote] The underwhelming Bruce Willi

I'll say!

Ken Davitian, "Borat."

E. Berkeley looked fine in Showgirls. What the fuck is a "humiliating pussy?"

R125, surely that's the naked woman from Room 237 I'm The Shining? Bike

And Peter Saarsgard has a tiny dick. Of course it's a grower, or one should assume so: when that is the start, anything is a step upward.

So brave. (And for once, true.)

R151. I think it does—kinda. My husband is in his early 80s. We met when he was in his mid-50s and his dick was perfectly average. I don’t think it has shrunk, but recedes a bit more into the body. Conversely, when I lost 100 lbs after bariatric surgery, mine seemed an inch or two longer. It probably isn’t, but more of it extends with less fat on my body.

The scandal of 1981 was Helen Lawson opening an off-Broadway production of “Rubyfruit Jungle” with a spotlight trained on her left index and middle fingers.

Seems innocuous I suppose, but the two fingers were gratuitously spreading her labia while she recited what I’d generously describe as a non-rhyming poem about womanhood.

[quote]You have zero idea how big Peter Sarsgaad's dick is. It's completely flaccid and looks just like yours and billions of other guys flaccid dick looks like.

Yeah, unless he just did a shit ton of coke and ten hits of ecstasy there's no reason for that. It isn't a grower or shower. It's a shrinker and a hider.

Madonna in Body of Evidence.

[quote] Demi Moore's beav shot was unforgivable. I'm not going to link to it because my mother raised me right.

Yes, thank you for not triggering the fragile sensibilities of the DL’ers with that absolutely vile shot of vag. It was not good.

Demi never displayed her vagina. What are you talking about?

Sarsgaad's body looks like what men's bodies looked like in locker rooms when I was a boy. For that reason I find it so much more attractive than the over-muscled abchiseled bodies of today. One of those you had to have been there things I guess.

R170 Yeah except for the ugly tittys with flat, wide butt. She should be humiliated that she showed her pussy. Oh wait, she was... and fuck you.

[quote] The underwhelming Bruce Willis in THE COLOR OF NIGHT (94).

I’m not a fan but I thought he made quite an impressive showing in that film.

[quote]Demi never displayed her vagina. What are you talking about?

Oh dear. Who’s going to tell him?

Did Whitney Houston do nude scenes in "Waiting to Exhale (Shoop Shoop) " or "The Preacher's Wife"?

You kidding? Sarsgaard is hot! I don't like big Dicks so I'll take him any day.

[quote] Did Whitney Houston do nude scenes in "Waiting to Exhale (Shoop Shoop) " or "The Preacher's Wife"?

No, but she showed full beeve in CINDERELLA. It’s possible.

[quote] No, but she showed full beeve in CINDERELLA. It’s possible.

How the fuck else was she supposed to come up with a gown at the last minute for frumpy Cinderella? Of course she had to strip, take her gown off and lend it to Branday to wear to the ball.

Was she topless and looking down at her gazongas when she sang, "You can move mountains"?

[quote]You kidding? Sarsgaard is hot! I don't like big Dicks so I'll take him any day.

Great, you came to the right place, then! Because there are no big dicks here!

Jaye Davidson, Crying Game

It's amazing how many actors have tinymeat.

They're average hun. Like all of us here.

Poor Sarsgaard especially with Liam Neeson right there in the film with him.

Sarsgaard might be a grower, not a shower. He had the kind of body that reasonably fit young man would have had in the 1940s. I've always liked him. The wife not so much.

Thank God I'm not a size queen. Fun comes in all sizes, guys.

R192 And hopefully you’re not racist either and you can add colors to that too.

You're sick, r193.

[quote]Helen Lawson on Broadway in Let the Angels Envy Us. She was drunk by the second act and came out wearing one shoe. The rest of the cast tried to carry one and manoeuver her off stage but it was unsuccessful. The show closed that night. Helen was prosecuted and sentenced to 100 hours community service.

OMG, I would dearly love to see Helen in a revival of "Let the Angels Envy Us"

And after a year of doing Only Fans in quarantine from her shitty New Jersey apartment, I think Helen would leap (or spread her legs) at the chance to reboot this.

So I couldn't find the other shoe. What of it?

Fix me a drink luv.

Cynthia Nixon would like us all to know that she was NOT put together out of random body parts. In fact, she is proud to be the spitting image of her father:

Colleen Dewhurst in The Last Run.

Demi's body in Striptease is weird. Looks almost manly.

I wonder if Mikey Day nude looks like Peter Sarsgaard.

i was going to post this as another Helen Lawson story but in fact it is a famous Tallulah story from when she was shooting Lifeboat for Hitchcock (some of you already know the story at this point).

At any rate, the lifeboat was built on an elevated platform in the middle of the studio with scenes of the ocean rear projected behind. The actors had to be helped up into and out of the lifeboat. Tallulah went commando during the filming and famously spread her legs and flashed the crew when being helped in and out of the boat. It became such a distraction on set that eventually an assistant had to bring the matter to Hitchcock's attention.

Hitch famously replied that he didn't know whether it was a matter for wardrobe or hairdressing.

Is Beck going to kiss Colin on the lips?

Ignore 202 please

Fun fact about the Peter Sarsgaad scene. Peter was very comfortable with nudity. Liam Neeson apparently was not. The fact that Peter was nude for most of the scene made Liam Neeson very uncomfortable. Interesting dynamic considering the film was about sex researcher, Alfred Kinsey.

I guess Liam didn't do it with Sarsgaard then? Haven't there been rumors about Neeson fucking rentboys after his wife's untimely death?

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Good article from late last year that has a lot of bearing on this thread.

Ann Hathaway's nude scene in Brokeback Mountain. It had no business being there, and was only made worse by her gross facial expressions.

It's AnnE, you fucking peasant!

Helen Lawson in Lady Godiva's Ride. The things that ended up on the cutting room floor were apparently legendary but none of that footage appears to survive.

R199 Except for those ugly fake tits bolted to her chest.

She showed everything except her vag in Striptease.

Brando buttering up Maria Schneider in Last Tango in Paris. Altho both are only partially nude in that cringeworthy scene.

[quote] Another for Dame Julie. Blake Edwards was the worst thing that ever happened to her.

More like the other way around: she more than likely wouldn't have had a film career after 1968 without him.

I always thought Julie Andrews had a great proportional figure. Her braless tits and huge vow-legged camel toe are on full display in "10" when she spies Dudley Moore through the telescope @ the neighbour's orgy. I can't find a good pic but this is the scene.

I always found the titties of Sandahl Bergman (might be spelling that wrong) rather odd in the supposedly big erotic number in All That Jazz. I know she was a replacement for another actress who refused to go topless, but I’m surprised pussy-hound Fosse cast her.