Cassandra Elvira Peterson’s Autobiography FINALLY Gets Release Date

This'll be a good read. I bet she got some quality ass in her day. I wouldn't be surprised if she still does. She's aged incredibly well.

Cassandra was the best drag queen on television back in the day. Shame she was a woman.

Thank you for the heads up, Elvira.

I’m looking forward to this! I bet she has tea to spill.

Cassandra is a sweetheart. This looks entertaining.

That girl got some primo dick ,Ill read it ! Not only that,shes funny as hell .

Holy FUCK am I excited to read THIS! Crazy life, yet always so charming, humble, and gracious. Rarely - if ever - talks shit about anyone, or has any bad press come out about her. Seen her in-person 3x , met her twice: once at a screening of "Haunted Hills" in Austin, once at Texas Frightmare Weekend, and saw her at Knott's "Scary" Farm at Halloween for her live show. Wonderful lady. Teenage go-go dancer, Vegas showgirl (dinner and drinks with Elvis), and lead singer in a rock band in Italy in her 20s, just to name a few episodes... Also, someone told me she lost her V-card to Tom Jones back in the day...

(Also - man, it would be hysterical if she did an audio version, in her "Elvira voice," lol!)

She’s talked about the Tom Jones thing in interviews. Apparently he was so big she needed stitches afterward. Dear lord, is that really a thing?!

Is Cassandra related to Jordan?

One has big boobs and the other is a big boob.

Her autobiography is out now and she writes about being in a 19-year relationship with her female assistant.

Cassandra Peterson — best known to the world as Elvira, Mistress of the Dark — released her new memoir Yours Cruelly, Elvira today and, in the process, came out by revealing her 19-year relationship with another woman, Teresa “T” Wierson.

R12, “T” is perfect name considering basically a FTM with tattoos and muscles .