At least Heidi still looks good!!
and before he was what? A thinner pale average flabby white guy. With a beautiful wife. She's a natural beauty.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 10, 2021 2:28 AM |
Was there a virus? Blubber aside, he has that WIDE HEAD DISEASE shared by Mattie G.
Were his parents anti-vax?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 10, 2021 2:33 AM |
The curse of the Pratts strikes again...
Chris Pratt got ripped to land the Guardians part, then got so fat that they had to make jokes about it to hang a lantern on it. He could have played Fat Thor.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 10, 2021 2:38 AM |
Fat Head Syndrome is a common affliction. Look at your family. See John Travolta. Alec Baldwin. Billy Crystal. Vince Neil. Elton John. Mandy Patinkin. Mr. Jude Law. So many men suffer from this. If you gain over 30 pounds and combine it with hair loss = FHS. Please donate.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 10, 2021 2:43 AM |
Dude has a five head.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 10, 2021 2:46 AM |
Flesh-colored beard.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 10, 2021 2:50 AM |
R1, Natural beauty, that's a good one. Fortunately, my mouth was empty so I didn't spit anything out onto my keyboard
by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 10, 2021 2:52 AM |
I always thought he was sort of fun. He and Heidi were a lot better then the stuck up Lauren Conrad.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 10, 2021 2:56 AM |
CREEPY flesh-colored beard, r6.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 10, 2021 2:56 AM |
I'm actually impressed they're still together
by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 10, 2021 3:12 AM |
Didn’t she have giant tits? Did she get rid of them?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 10, 2021 3:14 AM |
She reduced the G size tits to human sized. I remember G because she was trying for ‘H’ for Heidi but it wasn’t quite possible.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 10, 2021 3:16 AM |
She looks like a real doll and he looks like a Ken doll whose has expanded in a vacuum and is about to explode.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 10, 2021 3:17 AM |
These people should quit asap
by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 10, 2021 3:21 AM |
R8 no they weren't.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 10, 2021 8:47 AM |
She’s very pretty
by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 10, 2021 8:59 AM |
Aww... Their continued thirst is a reminder of a simpler time, a golden era of internet cunting.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 10, 2021 9:21 AM |
Well, yeah, OP. It's hard to get fat when you're made of plastic.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 10, 2021 9:35 AM |
It’s crazy that she basically had a head transplant several years ago but now looks pretty good compared to the KTrash generation of inflatables.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 10, 2021 10:31 AM |
He's a fat.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | February 11, 2021 1:55 AM |
I guess Heidi must really love him I can’t think of any other reason to be with him.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | February 11, 2021 2:08 AM |