How do lesbians have sex?

Just watch some girl on girl porn you misogynistic freak.

OP = Jonathan Yaniv

They cuddle and whisper secrets to each other, OP.

They eat each others ass, to the tutting of many a datalounger.

Watch South Park. Scissoring! Mrs.. Garrison.

My late mother made me laugh many years ago on this subject, saying she could "understand" gay men a lot more than lesbians where it comes to sex "because at least they have something to work with."

On Will and Grace, Will said "I imagine it's like bumper cars "

Inside a U-haul, Rose!

they slap faces viciously

They go to Home Depot first, walk through the store, get turned on, then go home and pull out the power tools.

I, too, would to would like to know, if any lesbians would care to enlighten.

[quote]DLers, please, enlighten me.

Why?

Just watch Blue is the Warmest Color.

Much more romantic and emotional.

Lesbians can remember everyone they have had sex with.

You can't imagine it because you're happy with two minutes in a bus stop toilet stall with some dirty trucker.

However the hell they want to?

OP they eat other’s pussies passionately! And if there is mutual enjoyment, they book a U Haul!

[quote] Watch South Park. Scissoring! Mrs.. Garrison.

That was my impression as well, scissoring, incessant scissoring

Lesbians have long sex sessions that result in multiple orgasms. That's all you need to know.

Ironically with a strap-on, they will refuse to acknowledge the irony though and become positively aggressive if you try to bring up the irony.

This is not what I drop in to DL for.

[quote]You can't imagine it because you're happy with two minutes in a bus stop toilet stall with some dirty trucker.

R14. So what's your point? And, stop stalking me!

R19 has never even met a lesbian.

I agree with R22. His (R19) opinion is his wishful thinking.

I would be interested to know. can the ladies orgasm doing this? Or is this a warm up exercise for finger banging or oral? And is your junk actually making direct contact doing this?

Hmm, I actually think that looks kinda hot, R24. And I've always considered myself 100% gay. Interesting...

Passionately, until bed death sets in.

Lot's of ways.

I like to start with deep, long passionate kissing and then I spend time just sucking on her breasts. Both of them, not just one. If you lay in certain positions, you can suck on each other's breasts at the same time which is VERY hot and can sometimes almost make me cum from that. Then I move around to her back kissing the back of her neck all the way down her spine tracing my fingers down her back as I go. From there I move to her feet, inner thighs, then light breath on her pussy. Sometimes the first thing I will do is lightly kiss her vulva and then stop, moving back to thighs, breasts, etc. And then I will very lightly lick a few times and then I'm off. I will also stop and put my breast inside her and feel her slipping all over it. Then back to licking and this time with fingers inserted. From there, we might go into a 69 position or scissoring or maybe I will grab her hair in a doggie position and fuck her with my other fingers while she fingers her clit. Sometimes we use a vibrator between us, sometimes not. I usually can always come from scissoring. I have also been known to blindfold and tie up my ladies to the bed, put some headphones on her and then I drip candle wax on her (they have some awesome candles made for this) or I will get an artist's paintbrush and lightly brush parts of her, including her pussy lips. I rarely, if ever use a strap on unless she wants it. I've had girlfriends who wanted thing like fisting and I've happily obliged. Or they want something rougher, like whips and really dirty talk. Some have wanted anal and I've done that too.

Ya'all asked. There you go.

I've always wondered two things:

1. Do lesbians eat ass, or is that just us gay men?

2. Do lesbians love huge boobs as much as straight men do?

They touch clit to clit.

R27 I love you, mama!

R28...

1. I'm sure some do but we have other holes so I'd say it's not a focus.

2. Boobs are amazing, big or small. The way they look and move is just mesmerizing and hot. Straight men, however, have lost their minds when it comes to boobs. I don't think any lesbians like those watermelon sized monstrosities from porn. Straight male addiction to porn has shaped their weird, giant breast thing. While lesbians watch porn, too, I think we like things a bit closer to reality. So, yes, we like big boobs, but natural ones, not siliconed basketballs stuck on someone's chest.

Lesbian here-

[quote] 1. Do lesbians eat ass, or is that just us gay men?

NO. Do you know any women? Women silently judge you if your house is dusty or your refrigerator has something ajar. Have you ever seen a woman in a public bathroom trying to negotiate doors and sink faucets without touching anything? We're germaphobes.

[quote] 2. Do lesbians love huge boobs as much as straight men do?

No. Straight guys seem to like really cartoonish tokens of femininity. Huge boobs usually come on fat bodies; and after the first flush of youth, lose all perkiness and fall to the side of your body if your lying on your back. It's not pretty-looking or nice.

A friend who prefers being called a "Lesbyterian, " told me she only likes white women and they must have pink nipples. If they're darker, she's turned off.

I'm gay, but many times I have heard straight men talk about how they love ALL boobs, in reality. Many of them actually criticise the freakish boob jobs too, and many talk about loving smaller boobs the size that just fits nicely into their hand. For what it's worth.

[quote]we have other holes so I'd say it's not a focus.

How many other holes? I've only seen two.

[quote]NO. Do you know any women?

NO. Thank God.

Here's another question for lesbians:

Does R32's pussy STINK?

R28 You're a woman? Judging the tidiness of someone's home is a trait shared by many men and women but not everyone. My house is a comfortable mess and I have plenty of women friends who enjoy it. Some of us also enjoy rimming and/or being rimmed. I'll ask again: Are you a woman... or just playing one on DL?

Is it true lesbians engage in tear-play? Like licking tear ducts and crying into each other's pussies? I've heard this from several lezzies but thought it was a joke.

While watching "Make Room For Daddy".

There’s a lot of mutual hair braiding that goes on, both above and below.

You picked a good one, r24. That's Sinn Sage on top, going to town. I can't imagine any woman not getting off with her at the helm.

I think Lesbians tend to not be as into casual sex as gay men, mtf, ftm, or bi men. My one lesbian friend carried her “manhood” with her (on weekend nights at the mixed lgbt bar) in case of hooking up.

[quote] crying into each other's pussies

R37 Uhhh.. What?? Can any lesbians verify this?

Why do lesbians use dildos? I thought they were disgusted by the male anatomy?

R43, lesbians are not disgusted by males or their anatomy. Some lesbians like to put something in their vagina, kind of like straight sex, but not quite. Just like some gay men want to put their penis in a hole, kind of like straight sex, but not quite.

R44 is correct. Lesbians aren't disgusted by males or their anatomy. Most men they have sex with just don't know their way around a female body. Men are more interested in the vagina than the vulva (which is where the magic happens, the home of the clitoris).

I imagine R24 is as much fun as trying to get a stain out of a shag rug with a hurricane mop.

R24 c'mon...the poor boy is just asking questions. Give him points for wanting to learn.

Reading Susan Sontag is sex for lesbians.

R45, well, most lesbians don't have sex with men. But everything else you said is right...about straight women. Many straight women use a vibrator when they're having sex with a man, because the penis in the vagina alone is not enough to orgasm. It seems like a design flaw of nature.

Dildo. Gay male bussies and female vadges have an ache to be filled.

[quote] Huge boobs usually come on fat bodies; and after the first flush of youth, lose all perkiness and fall to the side of your body if your lying on your back. It's not pretty-looking or nice.

This bums me out, as a lesbian with DDs (not fat, but curvy with a little chub). The girls get no love from...well, girls, but men insistently drool all over me if I don anything tighter than an oversized mens’-size sweatshirt.

I’ve always felt uncomfortable playing sport, communally showering/changing, or wearing certain clothes because of my chest size. I can’t afford breast reduction and fear surgery, but I also don’t want funbags like deflated balloons brushing my knees in thirty years. I don’t want to birth. children and I don’t want to get a man, so there’s no advantage for me. It sucks.

Flat-chested women don’t know how good they have it, being able to run fast or play sports with ease and no pain, dress in chic and dapper outfits, dodge disrespect from creepy men, grow old elegantly...

[quote]Many straight women use a vibrator when they're having sex with a man, because the penis in the vagina alone is not enough to orgasm. It seems like a design flaw of nature.

Because we evolved from apes that do it doggy style so straight people should flip over and be an rutting animals they were meant to be. Doggy style, the balls would hit the clit constantly. Of course, none of this thing where straight women get the least pleasure of any group out of sex is cared about at all because the straight men are getting what they want. Hell, they can't even find the damn clit with a map from what I've heard and know nothing about what to do with it if they stumble upon it.

I honestly didn't think there'd be an interesting or insightful reply here, but then R51 came along. Thanks for posting.

As a gay man who can't attract another man to save my life, yet women seem to fall over themselves around me, I feel your pain.

R51 That's why many women choose to have breast reduction surgery. They have backaches and great pain during menstruation.

They have sex by shaking each other for perceived wrongs. It’s considered an orgasm when they both achieve peak outrage.

Motherfucking autocorrect, conspiring with no edit function. SHAMING.

I've heard that Tribidism, is rubbing each other's labia together. Is this the lesbian version of frottage?

[quote] Doggy style, the balls would hit the clit constantly.

Uhh...no.

No one wants their clit being hit or slapped. That is not the sensation that the clit responds to.

Also, the clit is tucked behind and up the lips, so this is not really effective.

with love. ❤️

R53 wow, thanks for the kind words. Really it’s a relief to hear of somebody else going through the same. Can’t imagine what obvious trait it is you have that turns women on and doesn’t do the same for guys, but it obviously bugs and I feel that pain. It’s like living in a world that’s backwards, and makes sense for everyone else but you.

Wish I could give you a hug, or clap you on the shoulder and back in solidarity if proximity to tits makes you uncomfortable😬but you know, cyberland (and also a pandemic). Guess we’ve both just gotta keep our heads up and find someone in our bracket who likes our bodies as they are, tough as that may be.

Wonder if there are many others like us?

[quote]Can’t imagine what obvious trait it is you have that turns women on and doesn’t do the same for guys

I've never been able to figure it out myself. Even as a teenager in school I'd hear about this girl or that girl who had a crush on me and I didn't get what they saw. But what they saw has always seemed to repel other guys.

I thought maybe it was because I wasn't like straight guys who were always chasing after them. Maybe they appreciated not being harassed. I don't know.

Anywho R51, if we don't find anyone by the time we're 50, lets get hitched and live a fabulous lavender marriage!

For those who are visually curious. ACK! 😜

PS: I know nothing of lesbian sex nor I do exactly what "squirting" is, but a lesbian poster upthread recommended looking at lesbian porn and this is what I found. I have no idea if this is the usual end result of such hookups, the equivalent of guys' cumshots. Very...dramatic. 😳

So romantic and emotional and spiritual. One can hardly imagine how a rare lamb of a woman could ever withstand the clumsy, hungerous, hooves of a sow drake or a cocked person!!!

They shop the Tools Center at Home Depot together.

Gay woman here. I’ve slept with about 30 women and have never once scissored. Haven’t had any interest, nor has anyone asked/tried. Rimming, no. Why in god’s name would I do that when I have a gorgeous clit and vulva to work on.

And breasts ... matter more who they’re attached to than their size. I find fake boobs an utter turn-off but to each her own.

The strap-on thing seems to vary case by case.

One thing I will say ... once a woman gets used to using a Hitachi or other small jackhammer on her clit, it’s really hard to make her come any other way.

R65 thank you! The clit is the most gorgeous part of a woman's body; men should think about it as our 'peen'. And you're correct about using a vibrator on the clitoris - it makes it hard for us to cum any other way but the human component helps us withstand the wait.

R58, are you even a woman because you have no idea what you're talking about. A lot of women would like that, as mentioned above concerning the use of vibrators. It's not like ball are made of iron. And, your clit would no longer be tucked between your lips if you were spread open getting pounded doggy-style.

R67 Thank you! I was just about to post the same thing.

Nice!

There is nothing in this world that feels better than a woman who knows how to perfectly work my clit while she's also inside me, right on my g spot. My god.