Armie Hammer imminent exposé article: what do you think it will be?

#NothingBurger

Underage girls.

What Phil Spector did

He murdered the other Winklevoss twin and had sex with the body.

New threads on this guy every day. Fucking give it a rest.

I saw Goody Osburn and Armie Hammer consorting with the Devil!

I really don't care. Why do you?

What I want to know is does Lily James regret fucking him?

I assume it's a given she did.

I’m predicting an Armie suicide coming soon!

R9 We should be so lucky. But I doubt it.

None of the above. I predict a short stay in rehab for substance abuse.

Apparently the word is it will be part of a broader expose of multiple celebs in the LA times. (Per deux moi - so it could be a pile of nothing)

How QAnon, R12.

R12 Yeah. Absolutely nothing. Its not like his agent and publicist have dumped him or anything.

I wouldn't hold my breath for that exposé. How many announcements of upcoming 'bombshell revelations' about celeb XY have there been in the law few years, and nothing happened?

R15 Oh please. ...

DO hold your breath!

Realistically, it will be a summary of things that those of us who've been closely following this scandal have already read about in some dark corner of the internet. I doubt that anything completely new will come out. Maybe it will turn out someone actually did press charges.

R17 Effie saying Oh Shit would imply its not stuff she's talked about but who knows.

Who had #3?

Effie is annoying as fuck with her cryptic posts

You're insane, R19.

I honestly doubt they suddenly found a bunch of bones with Hammibal's gnaw marks on them lol, but oh my god that would be the scandal of the century. But to be realistic: human remains are (sadly) fairly regularly found in the desert. For example they also found the remains of a male hiker in December, who was missing since 2018. And let's be real any serial killer with half a brain cell would put any corpses into the concrete basement of the construction site - not leave them lying around in the desert.

If something big is really coming (and Effie sometimes has a flair for the .. dramatic lbr) I think it might be more along the lines of things moving into court. Or at least a concise expose by a reputable media outlet. I've also seen rumours that a victim worked on building a legal case since last year, so this process might be finished now and they're ready to go public. Considering that a lot of people are still complaining about how poor Armie is "kink shamed", having the facts out there and reliable media coverage would go a very long way.

At this point I actually hope SOMETHING is coming, no matter what. Didn't they say today? Not that everyone got worked up for nothing.

Someone on LSA spilled tea that he’s being investigated for a murder that happened in summer 2020. Could be total BS though.

If you're wishing for his suicide based on gossip and innuendo without any indictment or conviction, you're a garbage person. If you wish for someone's suicide after indictment or conviction, you're a garbage person. Check yourself ffs

R25 If you ardently support a serial rapist, avid torturer, and animal abuser, you are a garbage person.

Zzzzzzzzzzzz...

R25 What about if I want him to be murdered?

Is that ok?

Armie threads are all nutjob threads, aren’t they.

The post from Twitter at R19 and the replies to it on there... my god, what a bunch of freaks.

R29 No-one's keeping you here if you have something better to do?

Armie is clearly a narcissist and they NEVER off themselves...

You're correct, R29. Freaks.

R31 No. We'll have to rely on the kindness of strangers.

R30, I was curious what the “imminent exposé” was supposed to be. It’s not like I wrote 20 replies in this thread complaining about how stupid the speculation is.

R34 It's grim apparently

Here is the link to the woman that LSA is saying that he may have killed. He was in the area at the time (he went to Joshua Tree to do the construction work). I hope it isn’t true. His ex wife and kids already have been embarrassed enough.

I’m sure you could geo-locate a missing woman within a certain distance to ~90% of the population of the earth if you wanted and set loose enough parameters, so you could secure yourself a saucy headline.

R26 anyone that has ever eaten an egg has taken part in animal abuse in some way.

[quote]Here is the link to the woman that LSA is saying that he may have killed. He was in the area at the time (he went to Joshua Tree to do the construction work). I hope it isn’t true. His ex wife and kids already have been embarrassed enough.

If he killed someone, the issue isn't his e wife/kids' embarrassment so much as the horror to the family of the dead girl.

If he killed someone he’d be in jail right now.

[quote] Someone on LSA spilled tea that he’s being investigated for a murder that happened in summer 2020. Could be total BS though.

They don’t even believe that and say the person posting that has a history of posting bullshit. lol

r19 Anyone who buys a desert motel should probably be under some form of investigation. But I doubt he's involved with some random bones found 15 minutes away. For one thing he could have just mixed the bones in with the cement when he was done feasting on the flesh.

Any word on when the expose hits?

R42 Jess seems to be teasing it so I guess soon.

Anyone know what time these things usually come out (if there is a set time)?

The big reveal will be anything but. It's that Armie is a lousy, boring Dom with a filthy mouth and a little dick.

If the rumours are true, I propose John Waters direct his biopic.

"Bland Rich Dude With No Talent Finally Over"

r46 Passolini's ghost or Lars Von Trier are my picks

I saw Goody Osburn and Armie Hammer consorting with the Devil!

R46 & R48 - I vote for Whit Stillman

I feel if it's the LA Times like I hear it is, they will hold it for the Sunday Issue, esp with the impeachment trial starting tomorrow.

I’d call his biopic “Hammer’s Holocaust of the Damned”.

When is this motherfucker dropping, because I’m getting tired of the wait. Are they just toying with him now or what?

R52 - How about "Chaw Me by Your Name"?

I wonder if they are holding it off b/c they are coordinating with law enforcement

I think this is all very Fatty Arbuckle, and in a decade when it’s all over the Fatty Arbuckle Story will be his big comeback for obvious reasons.

Over at LSA there is a trending thread about a missing woman. Her car was found in Joshua Tree with the front and back windows smashed.

Speculation is that she is dead and that Armie is involved.

That’s insane, R57.

[quote][R25] If you ardently support a serial rapist, avid torturer, and animal abuser, you are a garbage person.

Oh yes, all that is true.

Plus, don't forget, he also operates that secret Jewish space laser and started those forest fires.

[quote] Over at LSA there is a trending thread about a missing woman. Her car was found in Joshua Tree with the front and back windows smashed. Speculation is that she is dead and that Armie is involved.

If it's speculation at Lipstick Alley then it MUST be true!

[quote] Here is the link to the woman that LSA is saying that he may have killed. He was in the area at the time (he went to Joshua Tree to do the construction work).

That's proof positive!

r52, r54

Hammer of the Clod: a rich douchebag's journey into depravity

^ 13 recent threads on this fucking guy. Someone's gotta do a poll for the title of The Armie Hammer Story - surely!

Yes, everything is pointing at murder. This is going to turn Hollywood on its head.

How are people missing that he seems to be having serious mental health issues?

We haven't progressed very far on this issue of mental health if we can't see this but rather resort to crazy gossip. He needs help. It's painful to watch someone disassemble in plain view.

R65 he has been doing this for years.

The mental health issues are recent and probably linked to drugs.

No sympathy.

Lock him up

If murder is in the mix this will be juiciest scandal since O.J.!

Everybody involved it that fascist pedo movie should be facing criminal prosecution.

So should everybody involved in that movie about Mark Zuckerberg.

r66 He went off the rails with the divorce. His last remaining tether to a 'regular' life, i.e., wife and kids, was gone, so he was free to be himself. Yikes!

He totally embraced his scumbaggery - I think I saw somewhere people around him were trying to help - at least with the drugs - but he didn't want it. No sympathy either. Fuck him.

It's gonna make a really good book though.

If he genuinely is a sadistic psychopath then there are only really two therapies that are effective.

One involves lead and the other electricity.

So there’s no expose. Next.

I really hope he’s not guilty. I mean: he has Jewish ancestry, he’s from money, his biggest role was in a gay-themed movie starring an underage looking co-actor ... the Qanon people will go into full, foaming-at-the-mouth, Satanic Panic frenzy.

R72 You make a good point. Qanon would finally have proof that they were right all along and probably gain influence and followers. One more reason to despise Freaky Armie—as if there weren't enough already.

Pictures from his Thanksgiving.

Does QAnon even know who he is?

His Aunt wrote a memoir detailing all the sick crazed behavior of Armie’s grandfather and father I think it was completely normalized in his upbringing. Armie’s father married into a religious family and didn’t abuse his wife. Virgin/whore complex just like Armie married a ‘normal’ appropriate woman and abused the mistresses.

R76, what did he do?

Lots of irresponsible speculation and innuendo masquerading as fact in this thread.

R78 Thanks mum

Leave Arnie Hammer alone. He is dealing with so much pressure and lies. Please oh Please leave him alone you monsters 🙏

R80 Lol. You're the best parody account yet!

You fools better be careful. Armie was in the greatest gay movie in history and it was a brilliant performance. You're going to ruin our gay cultural heritage if you take down this fine artist from one of American's most important families.

R82 Darn tootin' rite,

I'll never forget the way he managed to differentiate himself from the furniture by walking about for a bit and using one of three facial expressions.

and that's why there have been approximately 9million threads created about this man since call me by your name came out? all day, everyday, more and more about him. yeah, it's him not you and your ilk at all.

so angry

Speaking of qanon R72, I think this thread is a good example of how people with not much going on in their personal lives will willingly embrace speculation as fact and accept random stuff they read on the internet as fact so that they can feel stimulated.

These Armie threads are so embarrassing. He’s just vaguely cringey he’s not the second coming of the zodiac. Don’t you people have any respect for yourselves?

so, so angry. i'm shaking and crying with shivers up my spine.

R86 Vaguely cringey...

All of Hollywood : We're going to have to sack you Armie because you're vaguely cringey

R89 I’ll take this one on. He is in the middle of a PR disaster. But one that has not much substance. People are really on here listing random missing women as if this is proof positive that he buried them in construction sites. It’s not connected with reality. This is what I meant by the qanon similarities. He seems to be into s&m sex, this is hardly unheard of. Or worthy of this kind of drama. But people want to be scandalized by something.

And acting like “all of Hollywood” are some kind of moral or ethical guide says all anyone needs to know about your intellectual depth. Really, I’ll ask you directly this time, don’t you have any respect for yourself?

R90 Its about rape allegations.

R91 is it? I haven’t seen that directly. What it seems like to me is allegations of manipulation / coercion that people online are then parlaying into “rape allegations” in their heads. And now murder allegations. He seems like your typical messy misogynist but this seems like a whole lot of over-reacting.

I think it will be alleged rape of minors/underage.

If so- He will be going to prison if/when found guilty.

R92 Have you told his agent and publicist they were over-reacting when they left their client of many many years on the same day?

The day after the agency was quoted as saying they had no plans to dump him.

I don't recall the last time that happened?

Milk straight up accused him of rape. Alleges the first time he tied her up he raped her - that he ignored the safe word and then stuck his fingers down her throat to stop her talking. So that would be rape rape.

The murder allegations are a side show at this point - its about abuse and rape allegations.

Interesting that WME had a VP who accidentally killed someone during a BDSM scene several years ago, and here they are dumping Armie. Whatever it is, they want no part in it.

R94 no as I said it’s a PR nightmare so I’m not surprised his agency have dumped him, what I’m saying is people are totally losing the run of themselves and suggesting things as fact when it’s just Twitter speculation, and then jumping to totally ridiculous conclusions. See R93 for a perfect example. Idk who Milk is and I don’t feel like googling “Armie hammer milk” lol.

As a follow-up I gave in and did google ‘Armie hammer milk’ and was greeted with a video of him drinking milk directly from the udder of a goat under the supervision of Bear Grylls. I knew I shouldn’t have done it!

Why? Goat's milk is the most common form of milk consumed in the world.

R77 the aunt wrote a memoir in 2015 in it she claimed that her father was a meth addict. He was involved in some twisted shit physically and sexually abusive and sadistic. She claims Armie’s dad participated in the sexual abuse against her and her sister . She also alleges that he somehow forged a new will or tricked Armand Sr into signing a new one which disinherited her and her dad. People keep wondering why Armie Hammer(actor) would walk away from such a privileged life well it sounds like it was sick and seedy and cruel to the core. He’s not an anomaly in the family but seems to live just like his father and grandfather.

Stop promoting your dumb book. We get you're bitter you didn't get any inheritance money.

R90 I think all the twitter speculation got way out of hand. There's really no rhyme or reason to connect him to random disappearing women. He's hardly someone waiting in a dark alley for prey. If he killed someone, it would be way more likely like the WME guy - a BDSM scene that got out of hand. But so far there's no indication that something like that ever happened. Those twitter scandal hunters will be disappointed when the big reveal is just plain ol' rape or something like that.

However the allegations and his behaviour have gone beyond just "being into BDSM" or misogynistic. Of course there are the rape allegations from several people, straight up ignoring save words is rape. He also allegedly promised to not do stuff during a scene, but did it anyway, which counts as sexual misconduct I'd say. Most of these claims are anonymous so far (if you count Effie still as anonymous since he was doxxed). Paige Lorenze said he coerced her into doing stuff she wasn't comfortable with, so there's that. He also carved an A into her pubic region with a knife, which I doubt she consented to. She will wear the stupid scar from his knife wielding forever unless she gets some cosmetic procedure for it. In general he seems to like to go for women, who aren't that experienced and afraid they won't please him if they don't agree to everything. Most also aren't experience in BDSM and he offers to "explore" it together, so he can tell them what's normal and what's not - as a result they have no idea what they're actually agreeing to.

R96 So what you're saying is that you are completely ignorant of the allegations against him and you've come here to speak to us from your place of ignorance? Got it.

Good work!

Oh and then there are the fantasies of course. I think the main argument here is that kinky fantasies are hardly forbidden. I think the problem here is just where you draw the line between "kinky" and downright pathological/dangerous. And at what point fantasies might become reality.

I think most people reading the DMs were pretty disturbed by his very detailed and extensive rape, dismemberment and murder fantasies - how he wanted to fuck his partner into a vegetative state and keep her that way, how he wanted to carve her up with a knife, eat her organs, use her blood as lube. He also wanted to cut off his partner's toes and fingers and keep them with him as keepsake. Paige Lorenze also said he was serious about finding a doctor that would take out one of her ribs, so he could barbecue and eat it. He also said in one of the DMs, that he watched Don't F**k With Cats on Netflix and got a boner during the third episode. You can look up what it's about, but it's a real crime documentary and in the third episode a Chinese man gets murdered and dismembered. That he got sexually aroused by this, even though it's a man and he seems to prefer women as sexual partners, means he mainly gets aroused by the killing and dismembering.

It all fits well with the stuff he talked about in interviews and on social media: His disturbing "documentary" about people cutting themselves until they bleed in 2013, that - oh so surprising - never got released, because apparently he and his friend just wanted to see the blood play and not actually make a film. Or him posting cut off pig heads on instagram and in general relishing the gory images. Or him saying he wants to dine with Marquis de Sade.

All of this together goes way beyond most people's kinky BDSM fantasies and imho very much into red flag territory. There's something not quite right with him, no matter if he has actually done something (yet) that can be convicted of in court.

I listened to the aunt on Heather McDonald’s podcast, they are a fucked up bunch. Armie’s Dad and grandfather were sexual molesters of female & male siblings/children . Dark twisted and mentally ill.

Armie’s mom who left the dad, has scrubbed any mention of her date of birth from the internet. Very weird people.

I’ve been posting on DL for years asshole i find the new developments interesting and although I don’t plan on reading her book I tend to believe her accusations. I found out about the book from TikTok

(btw sorry for the typos, it's late for me)

[quote] There's really no rhyme or reason to connect him to random disappearing women

Not helped by all these people who are apparently aware of what the article will say, and promising it's so much worse than anyone thinks it will be - which of course, promotes such wild speculation.

I do fear that these people have over-promised, and now unless it is on the scale of uncovering him as a murderer people will be disappointed and ultimately ignore whatever the article - if it is ever released - says.

R107 Yes, you're right, I'm afraid of that as well. I imagine the big expose, if it comes, might "just" be a more tangible case of rape and people will feel it's anti-climatic and not be interested in it, when otherwise they would have been. Those dynamics right now aren't helping and Effie playing into it... well, she isn't doing herself any favours.

I also thought it might be something like one of the kittens getting pregnant (there were so many, it might have happened throughout the years) and wanting to keep the baby, but him forcing her to have an abortion, since he was married and wanted a spotless reputation. And I guess it depends on your stance toward abortion, if you really see that as "worse" than rape and abuse. I guess you could say he did end a life, but really.. if that's the big reveal, it won't have people as scandalised as they want to be.

I'm hoping against hope it's something really grisely and irrefutable though, if only so that all the distraught fraus R80 is parodying can shut up about their #supportarmiehammer stuff and the oh so edgy people can stop going on about "kink shaming"

Most of you know you don't stand a chance of having someone that complicates your life, makes it a little uncomfortable, a little more exciting, so you invent things. It's all fantasy, like the most pathetic romance novel. The only power you feel is exposing someone while you deny your own actual desires. Fascinating. And then call everyone else basic.

Go cradle those mugs while getting real comfy on the couch and binge watch whatever you've been told is the latest "big hit" on netflix or hulu or whatever. Go uncover how awful everyone else is while you do nothing except point your fingers at others and the keys on your keyboard. Much progress.

R109 Amen brother/sister

Not wishing it to be bad but if it is then at least we'll be spared the blog length hot takes from the usual suspects.

r110 And yet here you are, on a gay gossip and news site posting on an Armie Hammer thread. Are you one of those ... stans?

R110 slew all of the rabid English women here in one post!

R110 You're right!

My life is sooooo dull.

I definitely need more rape and torture in it.

R103 watched minority report and didn’t get it.

R107 / R108 hope the supposed people who know what is contained in the supposed article which will supposedly come out either two days ago, yesterday, earlier today, or sometime in the future which is supposedly about the supposed things that have occurred won’t affect peoples suppositions about what has happened.

R108 you’re also not thinking straight, why would he force an abortion of a pregnancy you just manifested, wouldn’t he just eat the baby?

R110 is correct - and you people should be worried about your own grasp on reality.

R115 So much refutation babes!!!!

[quote]Dark twisted and mentally ill.

Whom the gods would destroy they first make mad.

I think the hypothesis of an abortion of one of the kittens is possible. It could be striking if it turns out that the girl in question was a minor. I also think, even if it's just my guess, it could be Effie herself given the anger and obsession with him that leaks from her IG stories about her. But I honestly don't think he killed any women. More likely to come up with a detailed allegation of child abuse or rape.