Mouseboy Chalamet will play Edward Scissorhands in Super Bowl spot

I am so tired of that worm.

Who has this guy blown? Why is he being forced on the public?

if someone stapled a mouse's head to an earthworm, you'd get this guy.

Will there ever be a time when we will be rid of this no talent uggo?

Was watching Royal Pains over the weekend and there Timothee Chalamet was in a guest arc. He didn't have that big square jaw in his teens.

He’s a massive talent

R6 is Timmy's mom.

[quote] I am so tired of that worm.

Sandworm.

R7: Or Brian Swardstrom

Here is the actual commercial. Winona is in it too!

Reminds me of how much, with the exception of Batman, I hate Tim Burton.

Is Brian Swardstrom Timmy's pimp?

Clever ad. And Timothee is cuter than freakazoid Depp was in that costume.

I wonder if the whole experience brought back any Lily memories for him.

He looks like a goth chick in the ad.

R10 Why would you throw a football to a guy that has scissors for hands? What a dumb commercial.

You Americans are obsessed with your Superbowl commercials.

This would be a hard watch for Johnny Depp. Being replaced by his daughter's ex, alongside one of his own exes.

So much for him being the total artist not interested in money or commercial shit which his fans try to pretend he is. And which he tried to pretend he was in that GQ interview

Well, his career has sunk quickly, or he is indeed, R19 a total cheap sell out.

Timothee on working with Winona: "She had some tidbits that were honestly creatively very helpful, although that will stay between her and me."

"Yeah, Timmy, make sure you go to the bathroom BEFORE you get into that costume and try not to drink too much. I had to hold Johnny's dick whenever he needed to pee. Now, you're a nice kid but I've already got a boyfriend."

His official jump the shark moment. No Oscar now. Johnny Depp was beautiful, TimOTay ShallowGay is a hideous rat fink bastard.

R5 Have you heard of this thing called puberty? A face can change a lot from the teen years to the 20s.

R23 That reads creepy.

R20 And of all companies to sell out to, Cadillac?! Yeah, he's going to end up in a comic book franchise pretty soon.

R24 Only in your mind. It's just physiology. Nothing creepy about it.

Is he considered a Hollywood plant?

Do commercials mean he's almost over?

There's an interview with him in Vogue about this, and it's so cringe-worthy

[quote]Well, legacy and precedent are some of the most important factors for me in choosing projects. Edward Scissorhands was a movie I adored growing up and the opportunity to step into that world was a dream come true. [bold]I was also excited about LYRIQ's emphasis on environmental sustainability and cutting down on using fossil fuel dependent cars. It felt like the perfect combination of legacy with an eye towards the future[/bold]. I also love the director David Shane’s work in the commercial space and he was really open to collaborating on this.

They couldn't have tried to make that answer sound a little less scripted and blatantly PR? Also "work in the commercial space"? You love a director's adverts? Really?

Sorry, forgot the link

How much did Tim Burton get paid for this?

so clover... so ignorant ... so much envy 🤣😘🤗

his name is Timothée Chalamet, not even the name you deserve. What do you understand about Latin languages 😘🤗

Edgar Scissorhands.

Mary !

Depp completely transformed his appearance as Edward Scissorhands (heavy white makeup, no eyebrows, big black wig) but Timothee actually looked pretty similar to his usual self, even using his own hair. It's like someone decided he still had to be recognisable.

Does he commit hari-kari?

What a piece of shit.

R37 = Heeere's Johnny!

Hahaha it's a great commercial and people love it. You hateful bitches can suck it.

It could be the greatest commercial in the world, but it's still a commercial. Your little mouse gladly took money to help hawk a car.

R29 Agreed. That's bad. I generally like him until he speaks. Legacy and precedent? It's a commercial, dude. Get over yourself.

R19: I think we knew that when he started doing fake romances.

R40 do you work for zero money? he took the money, tonight he's in Super Bowl spot while you'll just write on DL

R43 You're the stans pretending he's some kind of artiste, when in reality he's just a basic celebrity who'll take money and say whatever he's told to.

R44 I'm not a stan, I appreciate everyone's work and I don't judge people for their physical appearance, you are the first racists especially towards this boy. made a life i'm not charmie, for me this boy is not gay

ratworm

[quote]I'm not a stan

Your post history says differently.

[quote]you are the first racists especially towards this boy

Only stans say stuff this stupid.

R47 you're right, today I didn't hold back for the badness read and I wrote a lot. kindness and respect for all. i love you,

The ad is sweet and a nice bit of 90s nostalgia.

So the kid is making some money on a car ad. Big deal. He does mostly smaller studio and indie movies; he’s not exactly raking in Marvel dough. Springsteen of all people is doing a Jeep ad but nobody is calling him out for it.

Ah yes, that small movie Dune, by that indie studio Legendary.

Try reading what the posts actually say, not what you want to pretend they say, and maybe you'll understand.

[quote] Ah yes, that small movie Dune, by that indie studio Legendary. Try reading what the posts actually say, not what you want to pretend they say, and maybe you'll understand.

Lol calm down. Dune is the only major payday this guy has ever got and who knows how much Chalamet received for it, it he gets points, or anything else. The second film even getting greenlit is iffy at this point, so he may not be pulling in what he initially thought.

But you would understand this if you actually knew what you were talking about rather than using this thread to spew your obsessive hatred for some actor most people have never heard of and don’t give a shit about.

R51 The only obsessive ones are the stans attempting to defend their favs by making up strawmen rather than arguing what's actually been said.

R52 you’ve made nine posts in this thread. NINE.

R53 And? Did I accuse anyone of racism because they were insulting my favourite actor? Did I make up strawmen because I couldn't argue against what was actually said?

Aw, you actually thought you were making a clever post there, didn't you?

Whatever happened to that break he said he was going to take?

Are you portuguese or brazilian?

Everything in Hollywood is PR calculated. We get set photos of him on the set of Don’t Look Up on Thursday and the next day the Super Bowl commercial is announced on Friday. Coincidence?

R57 Well, of course. He's a carefully marketed product. His entire image is curated by a PR team. We have no idea who he—or any celebrity—really is.

R58: They’re stars who have star power and they’re stars who have a great PR agent. He can’t act, he’s not attractive but he has a great PR agent. Also, Hollywood loves a good white boy.

The Timmy hatred is as ridiculous as the over the top Timmy adoration. I really don’t see where the anger comes from.

R11 Same, except I like Ed Wood too. Batman and Ed Wood are the two least Tim Burton-y of Tim Burton's movies.

R60 Which posts in this thread are full of the over the top anger you think exists on here?

R61 Big Fish wasn't really Tim Burton-y

If I were him, I would stick to indie, arthouse films. He should play leading roles in the arthouse films and play small, supporting roles in the commercial films. I just don't buy him as a leading man action star.

Is this going to be the new way directors test about reboots and sequels?

He's cute and great in everything he does. Stop hating jealous bitches.

R62, ratworm and piece of shit are examples. Though I suppose that’s fairly mild by DL standards.

That's mild by anyone's standards, except for over-sensitive stans.

R29: We can debate about how talented or attractive he is but I’m sick of people saying he’s some sort of Mensa genius. He’s an idiot. He rambles on and on and sounds really dumb to be honest. In fact, I think he said one time that he barely got in to Laguardia. A recommendation from a respected teacher got him in.

R69 Exactly! The guy mistook American Psycho for Psycho, FFS.

Well he’s not going to make any points, since it’s going to be released theatrically and on HBO Max during this new Covid world. Might as well try to make coin while you can.

R71: That’s right and he also has another streaming film Don’t Look Up. Netflix is gonna hype the shit out of that so you know he’ll paired up with JLaw as much as possible. I’m sure America can’t wait to see that pairing (eye roll).

R72 Did you saw the casting credits for that movie? It's like 1/4 of Hollywood.

R72 There's a photo from the set where he kisses her, and he's got the same open mouthed look as he had on those yacht pics! Guess that really is how he thinks people kiss.

R74: They’re both so odd looking and uncharismatic. Who really wants to see them in the throes of passion?

The ad was great and it had Wynona in it.

R75 She looks even more odd looking given the cheap red wig they've put her in for this

He worked at the Antique Clothing Store in some malibu mall.

All the employees were requiered to wear cashmere. Showing up in that woolen knitwear and having a bossy shop bottom-ish attidude about it, got him fired.

Allegedly

[quote]"She had some tidbits that were honestly creatively very helpful, although that will stay between her and me."

Wear baggy clothes and carry a big satchel to steal more stuff.

R79

Thank you for the good laugh.

In fact, that's a good tip.