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1500 lb cow on the run

look out

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by Anonymousreply 35February 8, 2021 6:06 PM

Murderous fattie on the lam again?

by Anonymousreply 1February 7, 2021 3:07 PM

eat mor chikin

by Anonymousreply 2February 7, 2021 3:08 PM

Pon, you left the gate unlatched again! Someone find Chrissy's snack purse and start making a trail of Gummy Bears .

by Anonymousreply 3February 7, 2021 3:11 PM

Run like the wind, cow! Stay out of sight, and live free!

by Anonymousreply 4February 7, 2021 3:12 PM

I’ll bet you her gummy bears are life sized.

by Anonymousreply 5February 7, 2021 3:12 PM

Why is Stacey Abrams in Rhode Island of all places? Biden, give that bitch a job!

by Anonymousreply 6February 7, 2021 3:13 PM

Run Elsa run!!!

by Anonymousreply 7February 7, 2021 3:14 PM

We have to let her live now

by Anonymousreply 8February 7, 2021 3:36 PM

Her Trip to Bountiful moment.

by Anonymousreply 9February 7, 2021 3:37 PM

Update:

How now, brown cow?

by Anonymousreply 10February 7, 2021 3:58 PM

We've known that she was going to run for quite a while...... Governor of Arkansas - so competent, so communicative, so bovine.

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by Anonymousreply 11February 7, 2021 4:02 PM

r6, wow, aren't you clever... Abrams is a national hero, so fuck you.

by Anonymousreply 12February 7, 2021 4:03 PM

Oh my, what's gotten Chrissy Metz so worked up?

by Anonymousreply 13February 7, 2021 4:03 PM

She weighs less than most DL posters.

by Anonymousreply 14February 7, 2021 4:04 PM

This is so poignant. 🐄

by Anonymousreply 15February 7, 2021 4:39 PM

R12 If she's such a national hero, why won't Biden give her a job? She can't get elected in her home state, so why won't the President give that bitch a job?

by Anonymousreply 16February 7, 2021 5:18 PM

Brown Cow on the Run

Tra la la la la 🎵

by Anonymousreply 17February 7, 2021 6:08 PM

Run Elsie run!

by Anonymousreply 18February 7, 2021 6:10 PM

R18 meet R7

by Anonymousreply 19February 7, 2021 6:24 PM

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

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by Anonymousreply 20February 7, 2021 6:24 PM

We are in udder fear here.

by Anonymousreply 21February 7, 2021 6:25 PM

Moooooo!

by Anonymousreply 22February 7, 2021 6:26 PM

Doll face alert at OP's photo..

by Anonymousreply 23February 7, 2021 7:03 PM

Once they catch her if they take her back to the slaughter house someone needs to be rounded up and dealt with. She needs to go to a sanctuary where she can live the rest of her life and be happy.

by Anonymousreply 24February 7, 2021 7:06 PM

Can someone explain to me why the headline is 1500lbs and then the moment you play the video it states 1600lbs?

by Anonymousreply 25February 7, 2021 7:12 PM

She lost 100lbs running away.

by Anonymousreply 26February 7, 2021 7:31 PM

You just know if this was a black cow it would’ve been shot down before it even made it near the fence.

by Anonymousreply 27February 7, 2021 7:32 PM

Maybe she can be Biden's first pardon.

by Anonymousreply 28February 7, 2021 7:36 PM

^^We prefer to be called Angus Americans

by Anonymousreply 29February 7, 2021 7:36 PM

Jesus, not ANOTHER Janet Jackson thread.

by Anonymousreply 30February 7, 2021 7:40 PM

She would fit right in among a bunch of MAGA women. Any red state...

by Anonymousreply 31February 7, 2021 7:52 PM

Who is Chrissy Metz ?

by Anonymousreply 32February 7, 2021 8:07 PM

Bitch, if Chrissy Metz can be a star so can I!

by Anonymousreply 33February 7, 2021 8:08 PM

R27 Bovine Lives Matter! Waaaaaah!

by Anonymousreply 34February 7, 2021 8:11 PM

Is it hypocritical that I want this cow to live even though I just ate mince?

by Anonymousreply 35February 8, 2021 6:06 PM
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