And the Super Bowl hasn’t even happened yet! They’re both insufferable twats who likely haven’t seen the inside of a supermarket in 20 years, much less eaten a bag of Cheetos.
Please don’t let them become a ‘thing’ now.
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And the Super Bowl hasn’t even happened yet! They’re both insufferable twats who likely haven’t seen the inside of a supermarket in 20 years, much less eaten a bag of Cheetos.
Please don’t let them become a ‘thing’ now.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 25, 2021 4:17 PM |
Blissfully unaware of the commercial, thanks for the heads up. In my America Mr Kutcher actors act and hucksters sell. You are a sell out. GO AWAY, PLEEEEZE!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 6, 2021 3:52 PM |
Micropenis and herpes twat
by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 6, 2021 3:58 PM |
These two and Kristen Bell/Dax Shephard coupling are the literal worst. I pray to nonexistent gods that they will DIAF.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 6, 2021 4:02 PM |
Kristen and Dax seem completely messed up in their collective heads, yet Ashton and Mila irritate me far more than they ever have. I get the impression that Ashton and Mila want to seem cool and chill but are both grasping and scheming types who can't pull off "chill" if their lives depended on it.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 6, 2021 4:06 PM |
Ashton is the epitome of an entitled white Frat boy who thinks he’s owed the world and wants to eat it up like a ravenous wolf.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 6, 2021 5:05 PM |
I cannot stand Ashton's warble! Have they really dropped this low to do a Cheetos commercial? Do they need more money for tech investments or something?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 27, 2021 9:14 PM |
Have one of these, OP, and you'll feel better
by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 27, 2021 9:17 PM |
You're someone who actually watches commercials? Why?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 27, 2021 9:24 PM |
she is flat out gross....he could do so much better....he is fine.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 27, 2021 9:25 PM |
Fine?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 27, 2021 9:26 PM |
Ashton has aged horribly, wyd happened?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 27, 2021 9:54 PM |
Honey he is said to have one of the biggest cocks in the biz.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 27, 2021 10:36 PM |
[quote] he is said to have one of the biggest cocks in the biz
You misunderstand when they say he is a big dick.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 27, 2021 10:53 PM |
well dear, it was the biggest dick i ve ever slobbered on.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 27, 2021 11:25 PM |
LOL, so you have personal experience with said dick?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 28, 2021 2:58 AM |
How funny that there is a thread on this commercial - the last few days that dumb song that he caterwauls stays in my head on a loop!!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 28, 2021 4:20 AM |
I love both of these actors, but even I'm taken aback by how gaunt they are.
Both Mila and Ashton have lost considerable fat deposits in the face, like they're doing meth together.
And Ashton can't sing — he's way off-key. There has to be some Auto-Tuning feature that could make it sound better than THAT shit.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 28, 2021 5:21 AM |
Mila was so beautiful when young. And she's a decent actress. I feel her career should have been bigger. I mean That 70s Show and Family Guy made her rich but I'm surprised she didn't get the push that Katie Holmes or Jessica Biel got, Mila is a way better actress than both. I guess she lacked the ambition.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 25, 2021 12:16 AM |
I would rank young Mila with young Brooke Shields (who even played her mom in That 70s Show) and Olivia Hussey in beauty.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 25, 2021 12:23 AM |
Sick of a commercial OP, huh? Then how about you change the channel, mute it or leave the room when it comes on? Or just pick up your cell phone and play with it.
Some of you are utterly insufferable or just plain stupid.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 25, 2021 12:25 AM |
I like Mila, but she's too thin now.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 25, 2021 12:25 AM |
Don't you have any friends or family members to talk to about this issue, OP? Why do you have to always dump your shit on us? Insufferable twat!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 25, 2021 12:27 AM |
Both Ashton and Mila have flat asses. Ashton is gorgeous otherwise.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 25, 2021 12:28 AM |
Their singing reminds me of what my sisters would yell when i sang out loud, it was "would someone please get that cat outta that tree !!!!!"
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 25, 2021 12:32 AM |
I would not eat anything that they put their nasty unwashed digits in…
by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 25, 2021 12:33 AM |
Ashton Kutcher is one of the most obnoxious and attention seeking celebrities ever. He's lucky he was handsome as hell when young. Because he has no talent. I can appreciate he at least seems devoted to his charity and is intelligent enough to make good investment. Still a douchebag. I'm still rooting for Topher Grace as he has talent.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 25, 2021 2:05 AM |
Wasn’t Me!
by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 25, 2021 4:20 AM |
You may be sick of a mere commercial, but at least you're not sick from cerebral palsy like Ashton's brother!
by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 25, 2021 4:25 AM |
Ashton needs to play more gay and get naked. He came close in Dude, Where's My Car?
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