Russell Crowe is my age but looks like my dad

I imagine he gets a kick out of not being recognized.

Fuck. That's a rough 56.

That’s what 76 looks like

He's so fat he can't open his eyes, like an Asian with downs syndrome

Looks like he has Randy Quaid Syndrome

he has many spots on his face too, perhaps form too much sun. Sebaceous cysts, I’d say. Full of cheese, like his uncut Australian dick hiding under his fat gut.

Damn, whatever happened to The Gladiator ?

This is the sure sign of a straight man. They let themselves go a lot of the time. Leonardo DiCaprio will end up like this. That’s what I laugh when the Marys of DL swear he is gay. Maybe he has had his cock sucked by a dude a few times, but he is hardly gay. He lets himself get too fat in between films to be one of us. No way!

Well I’m young and hot and I’d love to cum in his stinky 56 year old hole

I like him. But that’s a face that never says no to alcohol and food full of carbs.

He was a ridiculously beautiful young man.

But then again, all the swoopy haired men in the 90s made me weak in the knees.

Straight guy with a lot of money. Look at David Letterman vying for the troll under the bridge look.

I can't imagine what that crotch smells like, but I suppose it's easier to fan away the stank with all those big bills from his back pocket.

He has turned into a Fear Factor fuck - where you put your head down, wince away, psych yourself up, and then do the deed. Unfortunately, I've been there with a drunken late night trick once or twice myself.

Holy shit! He looks a little like Julian Assange!

Jesus. Russell Crowe used to be low-key hot. Now he’s Santa Claus.

Back when he could still see his cock

r8...you're an idiot. Not all gay men starve themselves and primp and pluck just for some cock. NOT ALL GAY MEN ARE VAPID, SELF CENTERED NARCISISTS.

R8 Leo is a fudge packer

Maybe he's happy. Like R1, I think he probably enjoys not being recognized. He never seemed comfortable with fame.

Still, that's a shocking change, and he does look much older than his age.

R16 types obese. That's the furious typing of someone with an extra large bag of chips next to his computer.

He's fat. He's gross. No, no, no - that wasn't a question.

Why must EVERYTHING be a CONTEST?

[quote]This is the sure sign of a straight man. They let themselves go a lot of the time.

Haven't met many gay men, have you? I have, and I can let you know that many many many of them get fat and let themselves go as they get older. meanwhile, virtually every single straight man I've worked with over the past quarter century takes excellent care of themselves well into middle age.

So what- he eats and drinks too much like about half the developed world. And, my guess is the beard is for a role he’s playing.

R11, if that is beautiful, you need to get out more.

Not even average.

R21 - you're a liar. Every straight man you've known for 25 years takes excellent care of themselves?

Then I would ask you - have you met straight men? I have.

What a bullshit statement.

R23 You'd have to see the movie.....not just that photo. He was quite beautiful back in the day.

There was a time.....

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Other link is him being hot and smart and non alcoholic.

Oliver Reed was a notorious drunk and in Gladiator, too. He probably rubbed off on Crowe.

Wow, Oliver Reed literally dropped dead from/during a drinking binge while filming Gladiator? I didn’t know that. I’ve also never seen the film or had any interest in it. And young Crowe’s looks are vastly overrated.

He does however look like he’s aged 20 years since the last we saw him.

A revival of interest in Gabby Hayes' oeuvre might give Russell a boost.

Wow - He can play a DL Eldergay in “The Sum Of Us, Too,” a sequel to his 1994 gay-themed film, “The Sum Of Us.”

R21 is a fat frau

R16 you’re the idiot, darlin. How many openly gay celebs are hugely fat? I can’t think of any. Perez Hilton is always struggling to stay thin with yo-yo dieting and who knows what the fuck else he uses. Adam Lambert is the same. Bitch fights to keep her figure from ballooning too much. Why would the closet cases be any different? Leo is a straight mess.

[quote] He was a ridiculously beautiful young man.

R11 well, let’s not get carried away here. He was ok.

"He was ok."

Although not conventionally, classically handsome he was very appealing. And VERY sexy in some of his movies. He was sexy as hell in "Romper Stomper" even though he's playing a racist skinhead. But Crowe was never "Hollywood." He said he hated L.A. and would never live there. The most Hollywood thing he ever did was get involved with Meg Ryan and I think they both lived to regret that. He never seemed to like being pegged as a sex symbol; I get the impression his looks never mattered to him much. The way he looks now shows how comfortable he is with himself. He's a character actor now, and they don't need to look sexy. I say let him be. So what if his looks are gone? He's still a good actor.

Both gay and straight men can let themselves go or keep up with preserving their looks. It doesn't have to be either or.

He’s reached the age of not giving a fuck. Good for him, I guess.

I think he lives on a farm and has given up on his acting career now. And given up on the way he looks too obviously.

I guess he can do grandpa or homeless roles in the future.

R16 has stated her boundaries

Joan Rivers loathed RC and she claimed his transgressions were so disgusting that she refused to name them. I do wonder what she knew about him that made her cringe and recoil whenever his name was mentioned .

[quote] He was quite beautiful back in the day

Not really. He had sad, heavy eyelids right from the very beginning.

He eyes are now closed.

To me, Mel Gibson was so gorgeous as a younger man and turned into a scary old man (the personality accompanying the looks).

Ballooned doesn't even cover things; more like super size.

Crowe was never one to kiss ass to people like Joan Rivers.

That's most likely why she didn't like him.

So what if his looks are gone R36?? He's a FILM actor, film is a visual medium. That's why so many actors and actresses take good care of their looks, both inside and outside hollywood. I say this as someone who thinks he's a great actor but isn't going to ignore his nasty personality off screen or forgive his puffy carbuncly visage