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I Wish I had the Superpower of Teleportation

I'd teleport the fuck out of this Noreaster.

I would also teleport out of my body and pay someone else to exercise for me.

Yes, I am a fat, lazy, whore.

by Anonymousreply 3July 12, 2021 4:41 AM

I wouldn’t do that if I was you, OP

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by Anonymousreply 1February 2, 2021 12:32 AM

This topic came up at work to the question what superpower would you be? Teleporting seemed to be the favorite. I would go with time traveling.

by Anonymousreply 2July 12, 2021 3:41 AM

I remember Shirley MacLaine saying her life goal was to achieve teleportation. Is that you Shirl at op?

by Anonymousreply 3July 12, 2021 4:41 AM
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