How do I get rid of the stretch mark on my ass?

muratic acid

You need gallons and gallons of ass botox.

Consider it artistic marbling and NEVER back down.

It will never go away.

It will never fade.

They lied.

Go to a tattoo parlor and tell the artist you want a Technicolor butt that those apes.

Coconut oil

Cover them with depends.

DERMAROLLING

OP is so fat his bathtub has stretchmarks.

Having too many butt babies will do that.

Pics please

R8 I am not fat. I was a fat baby because my mother feed me too much milk but I am skinny every since I am able to feed myself. I have those stretch marks since I was a kid.

OP's ass is so fat it has it's own zip code.

Stretch marks can be removed only through surgery and skin grafts, and even then the results are not guaranteed because some striae (the technical term) go deep into the dermis. You don't want to have people taking giant chunks out of you with the hope that everything can be smoothed over.

Just wait a couple years. When things droop and sag and your asshole prolapses, no one will be noticing any stretch marks except your proctologist and nurses' aides.

OP now has too much time on his hands.

Somebody indict him and get his mind off his ass.

Tretinoin

Dermabrasion

This

Photoshop.

I love stretch marks on a big booty

[quote]How do I get rid of the stretch mark on my ass?

Just go back to being obese again.

I developed stretch marks on my lower back, shoulders, and around arm pits when I went through puberty. I wasn’t even all that overweight. Most have faded, and I’ve somewhat gotten used to them but they still make me self conscious even though I’m in pretty decent shape now.

I will try praying for a week. I hope it works.

Date near-sighted men, but not the blind; blind folk may confuse you with a road map.

Try rubbing them with half a lemon.

Can you conceal them concealer and does any of you do this? Speaking for a friend……

I have some just above my armpits. I'm tall and grew waayyy too fast over what felt like three days.

Eh, it's life. A stretch mark on an otherwise nice ass isn't a big deal.

OP = Tyler Posey

Don’t look at it.

Simple: you just cut off your own ass, chop off a luscious young ass, and sew it onto yourself.

Put a band aid on it.

Unless the stretch marks are very pronounced and your ass looks like it's given birth, I wouldn't worry too much about it. I've even seen gay porn actors with (light) stretch marks on their ass cheeks/hips.