Those lips, those eyes.
Tim Tebow has a nearly perfect face
|by Anonymous||reply 95||Last Monday at 7:45 PM|
Closeted neanderthal face.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||02/01/2021|
Hello Demi-Leigh Tebow
|by Anonymous||reply 2||02/01/2021|
cute and masculine
|by Anonymous||reply 3||02/01/2021|
There's a lid for every pot.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||02/01/2021|
It's the nose that's wrong...
|by Anonymous||reply 5||02/01/2021|
He has a meatloaf and cornflakes face. Middle America to the core.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||02/01/2021|
You must be fucking joking????
|by Anonymous||reply 7||02/01/2021|
Tebow is an English name but this man looks eastern Mediterranean.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||02/01/2021|
He looks special
|by Anonymous||reply 9||02/01/2021|
But the brain... The brain is disabled.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||02/01/2021|
It's called Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||02/01/2021|
He has a future playing anonymous Albanian goons in heist movies.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||02/01/2021|
I really do love this guy's look and his body is amazing. The beast thighs he has.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||02/01/2021|
I wonder how disappointed he was as a teenager when he realized his cock only got hard for dudes
|by Anonymous||reply 14||02/01/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 15||02/01/2021|
[quote] He has a future playing anonymous Albanian goons in heist movies.
He could also play Jaws in a Moonraker reboot or Sloth in a Goonies reboot.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||02/01/2021|
I’ve always wondered, is she a top or bottom?
|by Anonymous||reply 17||02/01/2021|
Can joke threads be labeled as such?
|by Anonymous||reply 18||02/01/2021|
And yet if you saw him unclothed you would think him faceless.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||02/01/2021|
He is damn near perfect looking to me, too. Men with too-small noses turn me off. Give me a manly nose, full lips, and thick thighs. I hate that he’s ultra religious and possibly closeted, but on looks alone, he’s beautiful.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||02/01/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 21||02/01/2021|
Aw please... The guy's physically a god.... let's be honest, you'd be on your knees so fucking fast for that.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||02/01/2021|
A perfect face if you like the ugly, unsymmetrical face of a blithering idiot.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||02/01/2021|
I wouldn't say perfect but he is incredibly handsome. Ain't gonna lie. I still bet he had some quality "alone" time with Aaron Hernandez back in the day. Sigh.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||02/01/2021|
[quote]He is damn near perfect looking to me, too. Men with too-small noses turn me off. Give me a manly nose, full lips, and thick thighs. I hate that he’s ultra religious and possibly closeted, but on looks alone, he’s beautiful.
R20 I agree. Tim may be ultra-religious but I can overlook that. He's so sweet! I bet he smells great...
|by Anonymous||reply 25||02/01/2021|
Has DL received his much requested Ancestry.com spreadsheet?
|by Anonymous||reply 26||02/01/2021|
"I bet he smells great..."
I bet he smells like pussy, since he's always fucking his wife, since he's so staunchly hetero.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||02/01/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 28||02/01/2021|
Huge muscles, rock hard chest, great smile, kind heart
|by Anonymous||reply 29||02/01/2021|
I wonder what his face looks like when he's forced to get near his wife's pussy
|by Anonymous||reply 30||02/01/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 31||02/01/2021|
Does he pleasure his mussy?
|by Anonymous||reply 32||02/01/2021|
R32 If he doesn't, I will!
|by Anonymous||reply 33||02/01/2021|
Is he still a virgin?
|by Anonymous||reply 34||02/01/2021|
Yes, his face is perfect... for the next time I get an erection in an inappropriate setting and need it to quickly go away before I stand up.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||02/01/2021|
OP = Helen Keller
|by Anonymous||reply 36||02/01/2021|
His face is as God created it (but maybe in a hurry and distracted)
|by Anonymous||reply 37||02/01/2021|
I know I wouldn't throw him out of bed.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||02/01/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 39||02/01/2021|
OP I'll have what you're having.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||02/01/2021|
OP = Ray Charles
|by Anonymous||reply 41||02/01/2021|
He looks like Frankenstein fucked Gumby and they left the baby out in the sun to melt.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||02/01/2021|
Tim's face is truly a litmus test.
I, for one, think it's perfect.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||02/01/2021|
I dun thin so.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||02/01/2021|
I'd love to see him walk around naked.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||02/01/2021|
Does Tim speak Tagalog?
|by Anonymous||reply 46||02/01/2021|
I still touch myself to him.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||02/01/2021|
He does NOT have a flat ass! There was a gif floating around of him walking on stage in tight dress pants and it was to die for.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||02/01/2021|
somebody pls post a hot pic of his bod, cuz I'm not there with the face
|by Anonymous||reply 49||02/01/2021|
I love his sweet face and personality. I bet he’s a great kisser 😘
|by Anonymous||reply 50||02/01/2021|
I had actually forgotten all about him. He must be enjoying married life because I've hardly heard anything about him lately.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||02/01/2021|
You should see his face when I shoot my load deep inside him every night.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||02/01/2021|
That's a great upper body @ R51 it must be said.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||02/01/2021|
He's been hawking his line of shirts. I see the ads on Twitter all the time.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||02/01/2021|
So they've been married for over a year and no baby news? Is he wearing a condom, shooting blanks, or does he know which hole to put it into?
And what's up with his wife's last name of Nel-Peters? Her parents names were Bennie Peters and Anne-Marie Steenkamp.
I still say that got pushed together by PR teams, her being 2017 Miss Universe and her title winding down and needing a work permit in the US. They got engaged 6 weeks after she gave up her title.
I'm presuming there is some actual work being Miss Universe and quite a bit of traveling - so how well could they have got to know each other during 2018, supposedly during their courtship?
This marriage is a SHAM.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||02/01/2021|
OP, have you ever heard him speak?
|by Anonymous||reply 56||02/01/2021|
[quote]So they've been married for over a year and no baby news?
Tim's still exhausted from planning every detail of his dream wedding...
Not to mention, sewing the bridal gown, all those brides maids' dresses, the mother-of-the-groom dress, etc. etc.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||02/01/2021|
I picture him finally coming out in his late forties and queening out in some place like Palm Springs. A fisting bottom.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||02/01/2021|
R58 wow. Are you mentally ill? How could you look at that beautiful face and imagine such sick things about him?
[italic]If[/italic] he had sex with a man, he would top, and it would be missionary position only.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||02/01/2021|
He looks great sometimes, but not in that photo you posted, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||02/01/2021|
No, he looks inbred.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||02/01/2021|
Jesus made him in my belly !!!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 62||02/01/2021|
R55 Well, he hasn't been working much. I am sure they have plenty, or too much, time together.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||02/01/2021|
He does look masculine until he open his mouth and purses started falling out all over the place.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||02/01/2021|
Well, I love his sweet voice and I'm turned on by the big contrast to his massive masculine body.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||02/01/2021|
#55 = Neely O'Hara
|by Anonymous||reply 66||02/01/2021|
[quote] He looks special
His seed is
|by Anonymous||reply 67||02/01/2021|
I agree r65. There is just something so pure about him. His face, his voice, his personality... And yet with that body, you know the sex would be good.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||02/01/2021|
Somebody find that pic of him in his tighty whities at that weigh in . A 6 year old has a bigger bulge. Hes been on tv lately hawking some vitamin supplements lately ,hes looking kind of rough and I saw no wedding ring.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||02/01/2021|
An anti-gay right-winger, hard pass.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||02/01/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 71||02/01/2021|
Can he spell his own name?
|by Anonymous||reply 72||02/01/2021|
He has a great body. I’d love to spend some time enjoying it. I don’t mind if Miss universe watches
|by Anonymous||reply 73||02/01/2021|
Does anyone know what he does for a living? Is he still pushing Jesus down people's throats?
|by Anonymous||reply 74||02/02/2021|
R74 - as I said above, he hawks a line of his own shirts on Twitter. He also quotes a Bible passage every day on Twitter.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||02/02/2021|
Tim probably has lots of sports-themed endorsements we pussies here on DL know nothing about.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||02/02/2021|
^ He wants nothing to do with your pussy.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||02/02/2021|
See if this works...
|by Anonymous||reply 78||02/02/2021|
What made him laugh like that you think?
|by Anonymous||reply 79||02/02/2021|
OMG. What is that from, r78??
|by Anonymous||reply 80||02/02/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 81||02/02/2021|
Hot as hell. Big muscles and good sense of humor. I wonder what he'll do since he quit baseball and the Nets.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||02/19/2021|
R78 FINE AS FUCK!
|by Anonymous||reply 83||02/19/2021|
I’m sorry, imagine getting fucked by that? Fuck, I so know I would prematurely ejaculate like 5 times without even touching myself.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||02/19/2021|
I would just stare at him....he would have to pull a "Cher - Snap Out of It" on me and slug me in the arm. LOL
|by Anonymous||reply 85||02/19/2021|
He is the absolute perfect man.
Why can’t I find a man like that?
|by Anonymous||reply 86||02/19/2021|
OP, Tebow's face is an atrocity. He's hideous.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||02/19/2021|
R87 He has the sweetest face I’ve ever seen. Go blaspheme elsewhere.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||02/19/2021|
His nose is like a beak. That would be bad enough, but then there is the mouth that seems to be transplanted from another person with a very different face from Tebow's.
All of that would be bad enough, but then he always squints.
He has a nice beefy build, but his face is a deal breaker.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||02/19/2021|
Droopy nose that won't age well.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||02/19/2021|
Gosh I could kiss him and look into those eyes for hours! Some of you have awful taste.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||02/19/2021|
He has tiny squinty eyes like a chinaman.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||02/19/2021|
That's not a nose. That's a beak.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||02/19/2021|
I'm getting eraser head dick vibes.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||Last Monday at 7:14 PM|
Hey Tim, SPREAD 'EM!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 95||Last Monday at 7:45 PM|