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Tim Tebow has a nearly perfect face

Those lips, those eyes.

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by Anonymousreply 95Last Monday at 7:45 PM

Closeted neanderthal face.

by Anonymousreply 102/01/2021

Hello Demi-Leigh Tebow

by Anonymousreply 202/01/2021

cute and masculine

by Anonymousreply 302/01/2021

Perfect? Really?!

There's a lid for every pot.

by Anonymousreply 402/01/2021

It's the nose that's wrong...

by Anonymousreply 502/01/2021

He has a meatloaf and cornflakes face. Middle America to the core.

by Anonymousreply 602/01/2021

You must be fucking joking????

by Anonymousreply 702/01/2021

Tebow is an English name but this man looks eastern Mediterranean.

by Anonymousreply 802/01/2021

He looks special

by Anonymousreply 902/01/2021

But the brain... The brain is disabled.

by Anonymousreply 1002/01/2021

It's called Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, OP.

by Anonymousreply 1102/01/2021

He has a future playing anonymous Albanian goons in heist movies.

by Anonymousreply 1202/01/2021

I really do love this guy's look and his body is amazing. The beast thighs he has.

by Anonymousreply 1302/01/2021

I wonder how disappointed he was as a teenager when he realized his cock only got hard for dudes

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by Anonymousreply 1502/01/2021

[quote] He has a future playing anonymous Albanian goons in heist movies.

He could also play Jaws in a Moonraker reboot or Sloth in a Goonies reboot.

by Anonymousreply 1602/01/2021

I’ve always wondered, is she a top or bottom?

by Anonymousreply 1702/01/2021

Can joke threads be labeled as such?

by Anonymousreply 1802/01/2021

And yet if you saw him unclothed you would think him faceless.

by Anonymousreply 1902/01/2021

He is damn near perfect looking to me, too. Men with too-small noses turn me off. Give me a manly nose, full lips, and thick thighs. I hate that he’s ultra religious and possibly closeted, but on looks alone, he’s beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 2002/01/2021

Flat ass.

by Anonymousreply 2102/01/2021

Aw please... The guy's physically a god.... let's be honest, you'd be on your knees so fucking fast for that.

by Anonymousreply 2202/01/2021

A perfect face if you like the ugly, unsymmetrical face of a blithering idiot.

by Anonymousreply 2302/01/2021

I wouldn't say perfect but he is incredibly handsome. Ain't gonna lie. I still bet he had some quality "alone" time with Aaron Hernandez back in the day. Sigh.

by Anonymousreply 2402/01/2021

[quote]He is damn near perfect looking to me, too. Men with too-small noses turn me off. Give me a manly nose, full lips, and thick thighs. I hate that he’s ultra religious and possibly closeted, but on looks alone, he’s beautiful.

R20 I agree. Tim may be ultra-religious but I can overlook that. He's so sweet! I bet he smells great...

by Anonymousreply 2502/01/2021

Has DL received his much requested spreadsheet?

by Anonymousreply 2602/01/2021

"I bet he smells great..."

I bet he smells like pussy, since he's always fucking his wife, since he's so staunchly hetero.

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by Anonymousreply 2802/01/2021

Huge muscles, rock hard chest, great smile, kind heart

by Anonymousreply 2902/01/2021

I wonder what his face looks like when he's forced to get near his wife's pussy

by Anonymousreply 3002/01/2021

any verificatia?

by Anonymousreply 3102/01/2021

Does he pleasure his mussy?

by Anonymousreply 3202/01/2021

R32 If he doesn't, I will!

by Anonymousreply 3302/01/2021

Is he still a virgin?

by Anonymousreply 3402/01/2021

Yes, his face is perfect... for the next time I get an erection in an inappropriate setting and need it to quickly go away before I stand up.

by Anonymousreply 3502/01/2021

OP = Helen Keller

by Anonymousreply 3602/01/2021

His face is as God created it (but maybe in a hurry and distracted)

by Anonymousreply 3702/01/2021

I know I wouldn't throw him out of bed.

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by Anonymousreply 3902/01/2021

OP I'll have what you're having.

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by Anonymousreply 4002/01/2021

OP = Ray Charles

by Anonymousreply 4102/01/2021

He looks like Frankenstein fucked Gumby and they left the baby out in the sun to melt.

by Anonymousreply 4202/01/2021

Tim's face is truly a litmus test.

I, for one, think it's perfect.

by Anonymousreply 4302/01/2021

I dun thin so.

by Anonymousreply 4402/01/2021

I'd love to see him walk around naked.

by Anonymousreply 4502/01/2021

Does Tim speak Tagalog?

by Anonymousreply 4602/01/2021

I still touch myself to him.

by Anonymousreply 4702/01/2021

He does NOT have a flat ass! There was a gif floating around of him walking on stage in tight dress pants and it was to die for.

by Anonymousreply 4802/01/2021

somebody pls post a hot pic of his bod, cuz I'm not there with the face

by Anonymousreply 4902/01/2021

I love his sweet face and personality. I bet he’s a great kisser 😘

by Anonymousreply 5002/01/2021

I had actually forgotten all about him. He must be enjoying married life because I've hardly heard anything about him lately.

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by Anonymousreply 5102/01/2021

You should see his face when I shoot my load deep inside him every night.

by Anonymousreply 5202/01/2021

That's a great upper body @ R51 it must be said.

by Anonymousreply 5302/01/2021

He's been hawking his line of shirts. I see the ads on Twitter all the time.

by Anonymousreply 5402/01/2021

So they've been married for over a year and no baby news? Is he wearing a condom, shooting blanks, or does he know which hole to put it into?

And what's up with his wife's last name of Nel-Peters? Her parents names were Bennie Peters and Anne-Marie Steenkamp.

I still say that got pushed together by PR teams, her being 2017 Miss Universe and her title winding down and needing a work permit in the US. They got engaged 6 weeks after she gave up her title.

I'm presuming there is some actual work being Miss Universe and quite a bit of traveling - so how well could they have got to know each other during 2018, supposedly during their courtship?

This marriage is a SHAM.

by Anonymousreply 5502/01/2021

OP, have you ever heard him speak?

by Anonymousreply 5602/01/2021

[quote]So they've been married for over a year and no baby news?

Tim's still exhausted from planning every detail of his dream wedding...

Not to mention, sewing the bridal gown, all those brides maids' dresses, the mother-of-the-groom dress, etc. etc.

by Anonymousreply 5702/01/2021

I picture him finally coming out in his late forties and queening out in some place like Palm Springs. A fisting bottom.

by Anonymousreply 5802/01/2021

R58 wow. Are you mentally ill? How could you look at that beautiful face and imagine such sick things about him?

[italic]If[/italic] he had sex with a man, he would top, and it would be missionary position only.

by Anonymousreply 5902/01/2021

He looks great sometimes, but not in that photo you posted, OP.

by Anonymousreply 6002/01/2021

No, he looks inbred.

by Anonymousreply 6102/01/2021

Jesus made him in my belly !!!!!!

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by Anonymousreply 6202/01/2021

R55 Well, he hasn't been working much. I am sure they have plenty, or too much, time together.

by Anonymousreply 6302/01/2021

He does look masculine until he open his mouth and purses started falling out all over the place.

by Anonymousreply 6402/01/2021

Well, I love his sweet voice and I'm turned on by the big contrast to his massive masculine body.

by Anonymousreply 6502/01/2021

#55 = Neely O'Hara

by Anonymousreply 6602/01/2021

[quote] He looks special

His seed is

by Anonymousreply 6702/01/2021

I agree r65. There is just something so pure about him. His face, his voice, his personality... And yet with that body, you know the sex would be good.

by Anonymousreply 6802/01/2021

Somebody find that pic of him in his tighty whities at that weigh in . A 6 year old has a bigger bulge. Hes been on tv lately hawking some vitamin supplements lately ,hes looking kind of rough and I saw no wedding ring.

by Anonymousreply 6902/01/2021

An anti-gay right-winger, hard pass.

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by Anonymousreply 7102/01/2021

Can he spell his own name?

by Anonymousreply 7202/01/2021

He has a great body. I’d love to spend some time enjoying it. I don’t mind if Miss universe watches

by Anonymousreply 7302/01/2021

Does anyone know what he does for a living? Is he still pushing Jesus down people's throats?

by Anonymousreply 7402/02/2021

R74 - as I said above, he hawks a line of his own shirts on Twitter. He also quotes a Bible passage every day on Twitter.

by Anonymousreply 7502/02/2021

Tim probably has lots of sports-themed endorsements we pussies here on DL know nothing about.

by Anonymousreply 7602/02/2021

^ He wants nothing to do with your pussy.

by Anonymousreply 7702/02/2021

See if this works...

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by Anonymousreply 7802/02/2021

What made him laugh like that you think?

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by Anonymousreply 7902/02/2021

OMG. What is that from, r78??

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by Anonymousreply 8102/02/2021

Hot as hell. Big muscles and good sense of humor. I wonder what he'll do since he quit baseball and the Nets.

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by Anonymousreply 8302/19/2021

I’m sorry, imagine getting fucked by that? Fuck, I so know I would prematurely ejaculate like 5 times without even touching myself.

by Anonymousreply 8402/19/2021

I would just stare at him....he would have to pull a "Cher - Snap Out of It" on me and slug me in the arm. LOL

by Anonymousreply 8502/19/2021

He is the absolute perfect man.

Beautiful face.

Amazing body.

Loves Jesus.

Kind personality.

Why can’t I find a man like that?

by Anonymousreply 8602/19/2021

OP, Tebow's face is an atrocity. He's hideous.

by Anonymousreply 8702/19/2021

R87 He has the sweetest face I’ve ever seen. Go blaspheme elsewhere.

by Anonymousreply 8802/19/2021

His nose is like a beak. That would be bad enough, but then there is the mouth that seems to be transplanted from another person with a very different face from Tebow's.

All of that would be bad enough, but then he always squints.

He has a nice beefy build, but his face is a deal breaker.

by Anonymousreply 8902/19/2021

Droopy nose that won't age well.

by Anonymousreply 9002/19/2021

Gosh I could kiss him and look into those eyes for hours! Some of you have awful taste.

by Anonymousreply 9102/19/2021

He has tiny squinty eyes like a chinaman.

by Anonymousreply 9202/19/2021

That's not a nose. That's a beak.

by Anonymousreply 9302/19/2021

I'm getting eraser head dick vibes.

by Anonymousreply 94Last Monday at 7:14 PM

Hey Tim, SPREAD 'EM!!!

by Anonymousreply 95Last Monday at 7:45 PM
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