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Tim Tebow has a nearly perfect face

Those lips, those eyes.

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by Anonymousreply 108April 30, 2021 1:14 AM

Closeted neanderthal face.

by Anonymousreply 1February 1, 2021 4:48 PM

Hello Demi-Leigh Tebow

by Anonymousreply 2February 1, 2021 4:50 PM

cute and masculine

by Anonymousreply 3February 1, 2021 4:50 PM

Perfect? Really?!

There's a lid for every pot.

by Anonymousreply 4February 1, 2021 4:52 PM

It's the nose that's wrong...

by Anonymousreply 5February 1, 2021 4:55 PM

He has a meatloaf and cornflakes face. Middle America to the core.

by Anonymousreply 6February 1, 2021 4:56 PM

You must be fucking joking????

by Anonymousreply 7February 1, 2021 4:56 PM

Tebow is an English name but this man looks eastern Mediterranean.

by Anonymousreply 8February 1, 2021 4:57 PM

He looks special

by Anonymousreply 9February 1, 2021 4:58 PM

But the brain... The brain is disabled.

by Anonymousreply 10February 1, 2021 5:02 PM

It's called Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, OP.

by Anonymousreply 11February 1, 2021 5:02 PM

He has a future playing anonymous Albanian goons in heist movies.

by Anonymousreply 12February 1, 2021 5:04 PM

I really do love this guy's look and his body is amazing. The beast thighs he has.

by Anonymousreply 13February 1, 2021 5:05 PM

I wonder how disappointed he was as a teenager when he realized his cock only got hard for dudes

by Anonymousreply 14February 1, 2021 5:06 PM

Teboq

by Anonymousreply 15February 1, 2021 5:09 PM

[quote] He has a future playing anonymous Albanian goons in heist movies.

He could also play Jaws in a Moonraker reboot or Sloth in a Goonies reboot.

by Anonymousreply 16February 1, 2021 5:13 PM

I’ve always wondered, is she a top or bottom?

by Anonymousreply 17February 1, 2021 5:15 PM

Can joke threads be labeled as such?

by Anonymousreply 18February 1, 2021 5:16 PM

And yet if you saw him unclothed you would think him faceless.

by Anonymousreply 19February 1, 2021 5:19 PM

He is damn near perfect looking to me, too. Men with too-small noses turn me off. Give me a manly nose, full lips, and thick thighs. I hate that he’s ultra religious and possibly closeted, but on looks alone, he’s beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 20February 1, 2021 5:22 PM

Flat ass.

by Anonymousreply 21February 1, 2021 5:22 PM

Aw please... The guy's physically a god.... let's be honest, you'd be on your knees so fucking fast for that.

by Anonymousreply 22February 1, 2021 5:24 PM

A perfect face if you like the ugly, unsymmetrical face of a blithering idiot.

by Anonymousreply 23February 1, 2021 5:33 PM

I wouldn't say perfect but he is incredibly handsome. Ain't gonna lie. I still bet he had some quality "alone" time with Aaron Hernandez back in the day. Sigh.

by Anonymousreply 24February 1, 2021 6:09 PM

[quote]He is damn near perfect looking to me, too. Men with too-small noses turn me off. Give me a manly nose, full lips, and thick thighs. I hate that he’s ultra religious and possibly closeted, but on looks alone, he’s beautiful.

R20 I agree. Tim may be ultra-religious but I can overlook that. He's so sweet! I bet he smells great...

by Anonymousreply 25February 1, 2021 6:12 PM

Has DL received his much requested Ancestry.com spreadsheet?

by Anonymousreply 26February 1, 2021 6:13 PM

"I bet he smells great..."

I bet he smells like pussy, since he's always fucking his wife, since he's so staunchly hetero.

by Anonymousreply 27February 1, 2021 6:19 PM

NOPE

by Anonymousreply 28February 1, 2021 6:21 PM

Huge muscles, rock hard chest, great smile, kind heart

by Anonymousreply 29February 1, 2021 6:23 PM

I wonder what his face looks like when he's forced to get near his wife's pussy

by Anonymousreply 30February 1, 2021 6:25 PM

any verificatia?

by Anonymousreply 31February 1, 2021 6:30 PM

Does he pleasure his mussy?

by Anonymousreply 32February 1, 2021 6:34 PM

R32 If he doesn't, I will!

by Anonymousreply 33February 1, 2021 6:47 PM

Is he still a virgin?

by Anonymousreply 34February 1, 2021 6:50 PM

Yes, his face is perfect... for the next time I get an erection in an inappropriate setting and need it to quickly go away before I stand up.

by Anonymousreply 35February 1, 2021 6:56 PM

OP = Helen Keller

by Anonymousreply 36February 1, 2021 6:59 PM

His face is as God created it (but maybe in a hurry and distracted)

by Anonymousreply 37February 1, 2021 7:02 PM

I know I wouldn't throw him out of bed.

by Anonymousreply 38February 1, 2021 7:02 PM

Ewwwwww

by Anonymousreply 39February 1, 2021 7:20 PM

OP I'll have what you're having.

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by Anonymousreply 40February 1, 2021 7:21 PM

OP = Ray Charles

by Anonymousreply 41February 1, 2021 7:25 PM

He looks like Frankenstein fucked Gumby and they left the baby out in the sun to melt.

by Anonymousreply 42February 1, 2021 7:27 PM

Tim's face is truly a litmus test.

I, for one, think it's perfect.

by Anonymousreply 43February 1, 2021 7:49 PM

I dun thin so.

by Anonymousreply 44February 1, 2021 7:55 PM

I'd love to see him walk around naked.

by Anonymousreply 45February 1, 2021 8:05 PM

Does Tim speak Tagalog?

by Anonymousreply 46February 1, 2021 8:49 PM

I still touch myself to him.

by Anonymousreply 47February 1, 2021 9:14 PM

He does NOT have a flat ass! There was a gif floating around of him walking on stage in tight dress pants and it was to die for.

by Anonymousreply 48February 1, 2021 9:16 PM

somebody pls post a hot pic of his bod, cuz I'm not there with the face

by Anonymousreply 49February 1, 2021 9:28 PM

I love his sweet face and personality. I bet he’s a great kisser 😘

by Anonymousreply 50February 1, 2021 10:04 PM

I had actually forgotten all about him. He must be enjoying married life because I've hardly heard anything about him lately.

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by Anonymousreply 51February 1, 2021 10:24 PM

You should see his face when I shoot my load deep inside him every night.

by Anonymousreply 52February 1, 2021 10:32 PM

That's a great upper body @ R51 it must be said.

by Anonymousreply 53February 1, 2021 10:34 PM

He's been hawking his line of shirts. I see the ads on Twitter all the time.

by Anonymousreply 54February 1, 2021 10:39 PM

So they've been married for over a year and no baby news? Is he wearing a condom, shooting blanks, or does he know which hole to put it into?

And what's up with his wife's last name of Nel-Peters? Her parents names were Bennie Peters and Anne-Marie Steenkamp.

I still say that got pushed together by PR teams, her being 2017 Miss Universe and her title winding down and needing a work permit in the US. They got engaged 6 weeks after she gave up her title.

I'm presuming there is some actual work being Miss Universe and quite a bit of traveling - so how well could they have got to know each other during 2018, supposedly during their courtship?

This marriage is a SHAM.

by Anonymousreply 55February 1, 2021 10:45 PM

OP, have you ever heard him speak?

by Anonymousreply 56February 1, 2021 11:42 PM

[quote]So they've been married for over a year and no baby news?

Tim's still exhausted from planning every detail of his dream wedding...

Not to mention, sewing the bridal gown, all those brides maids' dresses, the mother-of-the-groom dress, etc. etc.

by Anonymousreply 57February 1, 2021 11:44 PM

I picture him finally coming out in his late forties and queening out in some place like Palm Springs. A fisting bottom.

by Anonymousreply 58February 1, 2021 11:45 PM

R58 wow. Are you mentally ill? How could you look at that beautiful face and imagine such sick things about him?

[italic]If[/italic] he had sex with a man, he would top, and it would be missionary position only.

by Anonymousreply 59February 2, 2021 12:56 AM

He looks great sometimes, but not in that photo you posted, OP.

by Anonymousreply 60February 2, 2021 12:57 AM

No, he looks inbred.

by Anonymousreply 61February 2, 2021 12:59 AM

Jesus made him in my belly !!!!!!

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by Anonymousreply 62February 2, 2021 1:19 AM

R55 Well, he hasn't been working much. I am sure they have plenty, or too much, time together.

by Anonymousreply 63February 2, 2021 2:50 AM

He does look masculine until he open his mouth and purses started falling out all over the place.

by Anonymousreply 64February 2, 2021 3:09 AM

Well, I love his sweet voice and I'm turned on by the big contrast to his massive masculine body.

by Anonymousreply 65February 2, 2021 3:16 AM

#55 = Neely O'Hara

by Anonymousreply 66February 2, 2021 3:20 AM

[quote] He looks special

His seed is

by Anonymousreply 67February 2, 2021 3:35 AM

I agree r65. There is just something so pure about him. His face, his voice, his personality... And yet with that body, you know the sex would be good.

by Anonymousreply 68February 2, 2021 3:38 AM

Somebody find that pic of him in his tighty whities at that weigh in . A 6 year old has a bigger bulge. Hes been on tv lately hawking some vitamin supplements lately ,hes looking kind of rough and I saw no wedding ring.

by Anonymousreply 69February 2, 2021 3:51 AM

An anti-gay right-winger, hard pass.

by Anonymousreply 70February 2, 2021 3:52 AM

MEATHEAD!

by Anonymousreply 71February 2, 2021 3:52 AM

Can he spell his own name?

by Anonymousreply 72February 2, 2021 3:53 AM

He has a great body. I’d love to spend some time enjoying it. I don’t mind if Miss universe watches

by Anonymousreply 73February 2, 2021 4:14 AM

Does anyone know what he does for a living? Is he still pushing Jesus down people's throats?

by Anonymousreply 74February 2, 2021 3:09 PM

R74 - as I said above, he hawks a line of his own shirts on Twitter. He also quotes a Bible passage every day on Twitter.

by Anonymousreply 75February 2, 2021 4:14 PM

Tim probably has lots of sports-themed endorsements we pussies here on DL know nothing about.

by Anonymousreply 76February 2, 2021 7:45 PM

^ He wants nothing to do with your pussy.

by Anonymousreply 77February 2, 2021 11:17 PM

See if this works...

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by Anonymousreply 78February 3, 2021 12:25 AM

What made him laugh like that you think?

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by Anonymousreply 79February 3, 2021 12:39 AM

OMG. What is that from, r78??

by Anonymousreply 80February 3, 2021 1:19 AM

gay....

by Anonymousreply 81February 3, 2021 1:49 AM

Hot as hell. Big muscles and good sense of humor. I wonder what he'll do since he quit baseball and the Nets.

by Anonymousreply 82February 19, 2021 6:07 PM

R78 FINE AS FUCK!

by Anonymousreply 83February 19, 2021 6:11 PM

I’m sorry, imagine getting fucked by that? Fuck, I so know I would prematurely ejaculate like 5 times without even touching myself.

by Anonymousreply 84February 19, 2021 6:12 PM

I would just stare at him....he would have to pull a "Cher - Snap Out of It" on me and slug me in the arm. LOL

by Anonymousreply 85February 19, 2021 6:35 PM

He is the absolute perfect man.

Beautiful face.

Amazing body.

Loves Jesus.

Kind personality.

Why can’t I find a man like that?

by Anonymousreply 86February 19, 2021 8:09 PM

OP, Tebow's face is an atrocity. He's hideous.

by Anonymousreply 87February 19, 2021 8:11 PM

R87 He has the sweetest face I’ve ever seen. Go blaspheme elsewhere.

by Anonymousreply 88February 19, 2021 8:14 PM

His nose is like a beak. That would be bad enough, but then there is the mouth that seems to be transplanted from another person with a very different face from Tebow's.

All of that would be bad enough, but then he always squints.

He has a nice beefy build, but his face is a deal breaker.

by Anonymousreply 89February 19, 2021 8:18 PM

Droopy nose that won't age well.

by Anonymousreply 90February 19, 2021 8:18 PM

Gosh I could kiss him and look into those eyes for hours! Some of you have awful taste.

by Anonymousreply 91February 19, 2021 8:19 PM

He has tiny squinty eyes like a chinaman.

by Anonymousreply 92February 19, 2021 8:23 PM

That's not a nose. That's a beak.

by Anonymousreply 93February 19, 2021 10:42 PM

I'm getting eraser head dick vibes.

by Anonymousreply 94February 23, 2021 4:14 AM

Hey Tim, SPREAD 'EM!!!

by Anonymousreply 95February 23, 2021 4:45 AM

Twitter reports that he worked out for the Jacksonville Jaguars. He may be returning to the NFL.

by Anonymousreply 96April 29, 2021 7:46 PM

OP, what have you been smoking?

by Anonymousreply 97April 29, 2021 8:01 PM

This is the whole “is the dress blue? Or brown?” thing all over again. You either love his face and body or you don’t. Personally, I think he’s hot as fuck. Tim, as long as my face is in the room, you will always have a place to sit.

by Anonymousreply 98April 29, 2021 8:18 PM

But his nose. No.

by Anonymousreply 99April 29, 2021 8:43 PM

So says you. You've terrible taste in men OP. He looks like Chris Pratt when he was humongous.

by Anonymousreply 100April 29, 2021 8:44 PM

R80, R83, R84 and everybody else. The scene you’re looking for from R78 is that the 41:00 mark. Enjoy!

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by Anonymousreply 101April 29, 2021 8:53 PM

Arf Arf

by Anonymousreply 102April 29, 2021 9:13 PM

What’s this all about?

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by Anonymousreply 103April 29, 2021 11:44 PM

I agree with OP, except I think he's perfect everywhere, not just his face.

by Anonymousreply 104April 30, 2021 12:26 AM

Those nips, those thighs

by Anonymousreply 105April 30, 2021 12:59 AM

R104 Hands off my man gorl

by Anonymousreply 106April 30, 2021 1:07 AM

[quote]The guy's physically a god.

Yeah, Hephaestus.

by Anonymousreply 107April 30, 2021 1:12 AM

You're fucking HIIIIIIGH.

And retarded. Don't forget retarded.

by Anonymousreply 108April 30, 2021 1:14 AM
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