Tim Tebow has a nearly perfect face

Closeted neanderthal face.

Hello Demi-Leigh Tebow

cute and masculine

Perfect? Really?!

There's a lid for every pot.

It's the nose that's wrong...

He has a meatloaf and cornflakes face. Middle America to the core.

You must be fucking joking????

Tebow is an English name but this man looks eastern Mediterranean.

He looks special

But the brain... The brain is disabled.

It's called Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, OP.

He has a future playing anonymous Albanian goons in heist movies.

I really do love this guy's look and his body is amazing. The beast thighs he has.

I wonder how disappointed he was as a teenager when he realized his cock only got hard for dudes

Teboq

[quote] He has a future playing anonymous Albanian goons in heist movies.

He could also play Jaws in a Moonraker reboot or Sloth in a Goonies reboot.

I’ve always wondered, is she a top or bottom?

Can joke threads be labeled as such?

And yet if you saw him unclothed you would think him faceless.

He is damn near perfect looking to me, too. Men with too-small noses turn me off. Give me a manly nose, full lips, and thick thighs. I hate that he’s ultra religious and possibly closeted, but on looks alone, he’s beautiful.

Flat ass.

Aw please... The guy's physically a god.... let's be honest, you'd be on your knees so fucking fast for that.

A perfect face if you like the ugly, unsymmetrical face of a blithering idiot.

I wouldn't say perfect but he is incredibly handsome. Ain't gonna lie. I still bet he had some quality "alone" time with Aaron Hernandez back in the day. Sigh.

[quote]He is damn near perfect looking to me, too. Men with too-small noses turn me off. Give me a manly nose, full lips, and thick thighs. I hate that he’s ultra religious and possibly closeted, but on looks alone, he’s beautiful.

R20 I agree. Tim may be ultra-religious but I can overlook that. He's so sweet! I bet he smells great...

Has DL received his much requested Ancestry.com spreadsheet?

"I bet he smells great..."

I bet he smells like pussy, since he's always fucking his wife, since he's so staunchly hetero.

NOPE

Huge muscles, rock hard chest, great smile, kind heart

I wonder what his face looks like when he's forced to get near his wife's pussy

any verificatia?

Does he pleasure his mussy?

R32 If he doesn't, I will!

Is he still a virgin?

Yes, his face is perfect... for the next time I get an erection in an inappropriate setting and need it to quickly go away before I stand up.

OP = Helen Keller

His face is as God created it (but maybe in a hurry and distracted)

I know I wouldn't throw him out of bed.

Ewwwwww

OP I'll have what you're having.

OP = Ray Charles

He looks like Frankenstein fucked Gumby and they left the baby out in the sun to melt.

Tim's face is truly a litmus test.

I, for one, think it's perfect.

I dun thin so.

I'd love to see him walk around naked.

Does Tim speak Tagalog?

I still touch myself to him.

He does NOT have a flat ass! There was a gif floating around of him walking on stage in tight dress pants and it was to die for.

somebody pls post a hot pic of his bod, cuz I'm not there with the face

I love his sweet face and personality. I bet he’s a great kisser 😘

I had actually forgotten all about him. He must be enjoying married life because I've hardly heard anything about him lately.

You should see his face when I shoot my load deep inside him every night.

That's a great upper body @ R51 it must be said.

He's been hawking his line of shirts. I see the ads on Twitter all the time.

So they've been married for over a year and no baby news? Is he wearing a condom, shooting blanks, or does he know which hole to put it into?

And what's up with his wife's last name of Nel-Peters? Her parents names were Bennie Peters and Anne-Marie Steenkamp.

I still say that got pushed together by PR teams, her being 2017 Miss Universe and her title winding down and needing a work permit in the US. They got engaged 6 weeks after she gave up her title.

I'm presuming there is some actual work being Miss Universe and quite a bit of traveling - so how well could they have got to know each other during 2018, supposedly during their courtship?

This marriage is a SHAM.

OP, have you ever heard him speak?

[quote]So they've been married for over a year and no baby news?

Tim's still exhausted from planning every detail of his dream wedding...

Not to mention, sewing the bridal gown, all those brides maids' dresses, the mother-of-the-groom dress, etc. etc.

I picture him finally coming out in his late forties and queening out in some place like Palm Springs. A fisting bottom.

R58 wow. Are you mentally ill? How could you look at that beautiful face and imagine such sick things about him?

[italic]If[/italic] he had sex with a man, he would top, and it would be missionary position only.

He looks great sometimes, but not in that photo you posted, OP.

No, he looks inbred.

Jesus made him in my belly !!!!!!

R55 Well, he hasn't been working much. I am sure they have plenty, or too much, time together.

He does look masculine until he open his mouth and purses started falling out all over the place.

Well, I love his sweet voice and I'm turned on by the big contrast to his massive masculine body.

#55 = Neely O'Hara

[quote] He looks special

His seed is

I agree r65. There is just something so pure about him. His face, his voice, his personality... And yet with that body, you know the sex would be good.

Somebody find that pic of him in his tighty whities at that weigh in . A 6 year old has a bigger bulge. Hes been on tv lately hawking some vitamin supplements lately ,hes looking kind of rough and I saw no wedding ring.

An anti-gay right-winger, hard pass.

MEATHEAD!

Can he spell his own name?

He has a great body. I’d love to spend some time enjoying it. I don’t mind if Miss universe watches

Does anyone know what he does for a living? Is he still pushing Jesus down people's throats?

R74 - as I said above, he hawks a line of his own shirts on Twitter. He also quotes a Bible passage every day on Twitter.

Tim probably has lots of sports-themed endorsements we pussies here on DL know nothing about.

^ He wants nothing to do with your pussy.

See if this works...

What made him laugh like that you think?

OMG. What is that from, r78??

gay....

Hot as hell. Big muscles and good sense of humor. I wonder what he'll do since he quit baseball and the Nets.

R78 FINE AS FUCK!

I’m sorry, imagine getting fucked by that? Fuck, I so know I would prematurely ejaculate like 5 times without even touching myself.

I would just stare at him....he would have to pull a "Cher - Snap Out of It" on me and slug me in the arm. LOL

He is the absolute perfect man.

Beautiful face.

Amazing body.

Loves Jesus.

Kind personality.

Why can’t I find a man like that?

OP, Tebow's face is an atrocity. He's hideous.

R87 He has the sweetest face I’ve ever seen. Go blaspheme elsewhere.

His nose is like a beak. That would be bad enough, but then there is the mouth that seems to be transplanted from another person with a very different face from Tebow's.

All of that would be bad enough, but then he always squints.

He has a nice beefy build, but his face is a deal breaker.

Droopy nose that won't age well.

Gosh I could kiss him and look into those eyes for hours! Some of you have awful taste.

He has tiny squinty eyes like a chinaman.

That's not a nose. That's a beak.

I'm getting eraser head dick vibes.

Hey Tim, SPREAD 'EM!!!

Twitter reports that he worked out for the Jacksonville Jaguars. He may be returning to the NFL.

OP, what have you been smoking?

This is the whole “is the dress blue? Or brown?” thing all over again. You either love his face and body or you don’t. Personally, I think he’s hot as fuck. Tim, as long as my face is in the room, you will always have a place to sit.

But his nose. No.

So says you. You've terrible taste in men OP. He looks like Chris Pratt when he was humongous.

R80, R83, R84 and everybody else. The scene you’re looking for from R78 is that the 41:00 mark. Enjoy!

Arf Arf

What’s this all about?

I agree with OP, except I think he's perfect everywhere, not just his face.

Those nips, those thighs

R104 Hands off my man gorl

[quote]The guy's physically a god.

Yeah, Hephaestus.

You're fucking HIIIIIIGH.

And retarded. Don't forget retarded.