Those lips, those eyes.
Closeted neanderthal face.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 1, 2021 4:48 PM |
Hello Demi-Leigh Tebow
by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 1, 2021 4:50 PM |
cute and masculine
by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 1, 2021 4:50 PM |
Perfect? Really?!
There's a lid for every pot.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 1, 2021 4:52 PM |
It's the nose that's wrong...
by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 1, 2021 4:55 PM |
He has a meatloaf and cornflakes face. Middle America to the core.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 1, 2021 4:56 PM |
You must be fucking joking????
by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 1, 2021 4:56 PM |
Tebow is an English name but this man looks eastern Mediterranean.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 1, 2021 4:57 PM |
He looks special
by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 1, 2021 4:58 PM |
But the brain... The brain is disabled.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 1, 2021 5:02 PM |
It's called Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 1, 2021 5:02 PM |
He has a future playing anonymous Albanian goons in heist movies.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 1, 2021 5:04 PM |
I really do love this guy's look and his body is amazing. The beast thighs he has.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 1, 2021 5:05 PM |
I wonder how disappointed he was as a teenager when he realized his cock only got hard for dudes
by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 1, 2021 5:06 PM |
Teboq
by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 1, 2021 5:09 PM |
[quote] He has a future playing anonymous Albanian goons in heist movies.
He could also play Jaws in a Moonraker reboot or Sloth in a Goonies reboot.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 1, 2021 5:13 PM |
I’ve always wondered, is she a top or bottom?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 1, 2021 5:15 PM |
Can joke threads be labeled as such?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 1, 2021 5:16 PM |
And yet if you saw him unclothed you would think him faceless.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 1, 2021 5:19 PM |
He is damn near perfect looking to me, too. Men with too-small noses turn me off. Give me a manly nose, full lips, and thick thighs. I hate that he’s ultra religious and possibly closeted, but on looks alone, he’s beautiful.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | February 1, 2021 5:22 PM |
Flat ass.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | February 1, 2021 5:22 PM |
Aw please... The guy's physically a god.... let's be honest, you'd be on your knees so fucking fast for that.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | February 1, 2021 5:24 PM |
A perfect face if you like the ugly, unsymmetrical face of a blithering idiot.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | February 1, 2021 5:33 PM |
I wouldn't say perfect but he is incredibly handsome. Ain't gonna lie. I still bet he had some quality "alone" time with Aaron Hernandez back in the day. Sigh.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | February 1, 2021 6:09 PM |
[quote]He is damn near perfect looking to me, too. Men with too-small noses turn me off. Give me a manly nose, full lips, and thick thighs. I hate that he’s ultra religious and possibly closeted, but on looks alone, he’s beautiful.
R20 I agree. Tim may be ultra-religious but I can overlook that. He's so sweet! I bet he smells great...
by Anonymous | reply 25 | February 1, 2021 6:12 PM |
Has DL received his much requested Ancestry.com spreadsheet?
by Anonymous | reply 26 | February 1, 2021 6:13 PM |
"I bet he smells great..."
I bet he smells like pussy, since he's always fucking his wife, since he's so staunchly hetero.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | February 1, 2021 6:19 PM |
NOPE
by Anonymous | reply 28 | February 1, 2021 6:21 PM |
Huge muscles, rock hard chest, great smile, kind heart
by Anonymous | reply 29 | February 1, 2021 6:23 PM |
I wonder what his face looks like when he's forced to get near his wife's pussy
by Anonymous | reply 30 | February 1, 2021 6:25 PM |
any verificatia?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | February 1, 2021 6:30 PM |
Does he pleasure his mussy?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | February 1, 2021 6:34 PM |
R32 If he doesn't, I will!
by Anonymous | reply 33 | February 1, 2021 6:47 PM |
Is he still a virgin?
by Anonymous | reply 34 | February 1, 2021 6:50 PM |
Yes, his face is perfect... for the next time I get an erection in an inappropriate setting and need it to quickly go away before I stand up.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | February 1, 2021 6:56 PM |
OP = Helen Keller
by Anonymous | reply 36 | February 1, 2021 6:59 PM |
His face is as God created it (but maybe in a hurry and distracted)
by Anonymous | reply 37 | February 1, 2021 7:02 PM |
I know I wouldn't throw him out of bed.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | February 1, 2021 7:02 PM |
Ewwwwww
by Anonymous | reply 39 | February 1, 2021 7:20 PM |
OP = Ray Charles
by Anonymous | reply 41 | February 1, 2021 7:25 PM |
He looks like Frankenstein fucked Gumby and they left the baby out in the sun to melt.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | February 1, 2021 7:27 PM |
Tim's face is truly a litmus test.
I, for one, think it's perfect.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | February 1, 2021 7:49 PM |
I dun thin so.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | February 1, 2021 7:55 PM |
I'd love to see him walk around naked.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | February 1, 2021 8:05 PM |
Does Tim speak Tagalog?
by Anonymous | reply 46 | February 1, 2021 8:49 PM |
I still touch myself to him.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | February 1, 2021 9:14 PM |
He does NOT have a flat ass! There was a gif floating around of him walking on stage in tight dress pants and it was to die for.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | February 1, 2021 9:16 PM |
somebody pls post a hot pic of his bod, cuz I'm not there with the face
by Anonymous | reply 49 | February 1, 2021 9:28 PM |
I love his sweet face and personality. I bet he’s a great kisser 😘
by Anonymous | reply 50 | February 1, 2021 10:04 PM |
I had actually forgotten all about him. He must be enjoying married life because I've hardly heard anything about him lately.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | February 1, 2021 10:24 PM |
You should see his face when I shoot my load deep inside him every night.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | February 1, 2021 10:32 PM |
That's a great upper body @ R51 it must be said.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | February 1, 2021 10:34 PM |
He's been hawking his line of shirts. I see the ads on Twitter all the time.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | February 1, 2021 10:39 PM |
So they've been married for over a year and no baby news? Is he wearing a condom, shooting blanks, or does he know which hole to put it into?
And what's up with his wife's last name of Nel-Peters? Her parents names were Bennie Peters and Anne-Marie Steenkamp.
I still say that got pushed together by PR teams, her being 2017 Miss Universe and her title winding down and needing a work permit in the US. They got engaged 6 weeks after she gave up her title.
I'm presuming there is some actual work being Miss Universe and quite a bit of traveling - so how well could they have got to know each other during 2018, supposedly during their courtship?
This marriage is a SHAM.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | February 1, 2021 10:45 PM |
OP, have you ever heard him speak?
by Anonymous | reply 56 | February 1, 2021 11:42 PM |
[quote]So they've been married for over a year and no baby news?
Tim's still exhausted from planning every detail of his dream wedding...
Not to mention, sewing the bridal gown, all those brides maids' dresses, the mother-of-the-groom dress, etc. etc.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | February 1, 2021 11:44 PM |
I picture him finally coming out in his late forties and queening out in some place like Palm Springs. A fisting bottom.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | February 1, 2021 11:45 PM |
R58 wow. Are you mentally ill? How could you look at that beautiful face and imagine such sick things about him?
[italic]If[/italic] he had sex with a man, he would top, and it would be missionary position only.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | February 2, 2021 12:56 AM |
He looks great sometimes, but not in that photo you posted, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | February 2, 2021 12:57 AM |
No, he looks inbred.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | February 2, 2021 12:59 AM |
R55 Well, he hasn't been working much. I am sure they have plenty, or too much, time together.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | February 2, 2021 2:50 AM |
He does look masculine until he open his mouth and purses started falling out all over the place.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | February 2, 2021 3:09 AM |
Well, I love his sweet voice and I'm turned on by the big contrast to his massive masculine body.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | February 2, 2021 3:16 AM |
#55 = Neely O'Hara
by Anonymous | reply 66 | February 2, 2021 3:20 AM |
[quote] He looks special
His seed is
by Anonymous | reply 67 | February 2, 2021 3:35 AM |
I agree r65. There is just something so pure about him. His face, his voice, his personality... And yet with that body, you know the sex would be good.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | February 2, 2021 3:38 AM |
Somebody find that pic of him in his tighty whities at that weigh in . A 6 year old has a bigger bulge. Hes been on tv lately hawking some vitamin supplements lately ,hes looking kind of rough and I saw no wedding ring.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | February 2, 2021 3:51 AM |
An anti-gay right-winger, hard pass.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | February 2, 2021 3:52 AM |
MEATHEAD!
by Anonymous | reply 71 | February 2, 2021 3:52 AM |
Can he spell his own name?
by Anonymous | reply 72 | February 2, 2021 3:53 AM |
He has a great body. I’d love to spend some time enjoying it. I don’t mind if Miss universe watches
by Anonymous | reply 73 | February 2, 2021 4:14 AM |
Does anyone know what he does for a living? Is he still pushing Jesus down people's throats?
by Anonymous | reply 74 | February 2, 2021 3:09 PM |
R74 - as I said above, he hawks a line of his own shirts on Twitter. He also quotes a Bible passage every day on Twitter.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | February 2, 2021 4:14 PM |
Tim probably has lots of sports-themed endorsements we pussies here on DL know nothing about.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | February 2, 2021 7:45 PM |
^ He wants nothing to do with your pussy.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | February 2, 2021 11:17 PM |
OMG. What is that from, r78??
by Anonymous | reply 80 | February 3, 2021 1:19 AM |
gay....
by Anonymous | reply 81 | February 3, 2021 1:49 AM |
Hot as hell. Big muscles and good sense of humor. I wonder what he'll do since he quit baseball and the Nets.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | February 19, 2021 6:07 PM |
R78 FINE AS FUCK!
by Anonymous | reply 83 | February 19, 2021 6:11 PM |
I’m sorry, imagine getting fucked by that? Fuck, I so know I would prematurely ejaculate like 5 times without even touching myself.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | February 19, 2021 6:12 PM |
I would just stare at him....he would have to pull a "Cher - Snap Out of It" on me and slug me in the arm. LOL
by Anonymous | reply 85 | February 19, 2021 6:35 PM |
He is the absolute perfect man.
Beautiful face.
Amazing body.
Loves Jesus.
Kind personality.
Why can’t I find a man like that?
by Anonymous | reply 86 | February 19, 2021 8:09 PM |
OP, Tebow's face is an atrocity. He's hideous.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | February 19, 2021 8:11 PM |
R87 He has the sweetest face I’ve ever seen. Go blaspheme elsewhere.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | February 19, 2021 8:14 PM |
His nose is like a beak. That would be bad enough, but then there is the mouth that seems to be transplanted from another person with a very different face from Tebow's.
All of that would be bad enough, but then he always squints.
He has a nice beefy build, but his face is a deal breaker.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | February 19, 2021 8:18 PM |
Droopy nose that won't age well.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | February 19, 2021 8:18 PM |
Gosh I could kiss him and look into those eyes for hours! Some of you have awful taste.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | February 19, 2021 8:19 PM |
He has tiny squinty eyes like a chinaman.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | February 19, 2021 8:23 PM |
That's not a nose. That's a beak.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | February 19, 2021 10:42 PM |
I'm getting eraser head dick vibes.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | February 23, 2021 4:14 AM |
Hey Tim, SPREAD 'EM!!!
by Anonymous | reply 95 | February 23, 2021 4:45 AM |
Twitter reports that he worked out for the Jacksonville Jaguars. He may be returning to the NFL.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | April 29, 2021 7:46 PM |
OP, what have you been smoking?
by Anonymous | reply 97 | April 29, 2021 8:01 PM |
This is the whole “is the dress blue? Or brown?” thing all over again. You either love his face and body or you don’t. Personally, I think he’s hot as fuck. Tim, as long as my face is in the room, you will always have a place to sit.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | April 29, 2021 8:18 PM |
But his nose. No.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | April 29, 2021 8:43 PM |
So says you. You've terrible taste in men OP. He looks like Chris Pratt when he was humongous.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | April 29, 2021 8:44 PM |
R80, R83, R84 and everybody else. The scene you’re looking for from R78 is that the 41:00 mark. Enjoy!
by Anonymous | reply 101 | April 29, 2021 8:53 PM |
Arf Arf
by Anonymous | reply 102 | April 29, 2021 9:13 PM |
I agree with OP, except I think he's perfect everywhere, not just his face.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | April 30, 2021 12:26 AM |
Those nips, those thighs
by Anonymous | reply 105 | April 30, 2021 12:59 AM |
R104 Hands off my man gorl
by Anonymous | reply 106 | April 30, 2021 1:07 AM |
[quote]The guy's physically a god.
Yeah, Hephaestus.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | April 30, 2021 1:12 AM |
You're fucking HIIIIIIGH.
And retarded. Don't forget retarded.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | April 30, 2021 1:14 AM |