Any former sex workers willing to spill the tea on celebrity clients?

Oh we love you OP, tell us more dirty girl.

I blew Richard Speck.

Scat Fraus... this is what we pay $20 a year for?

R3 You got any better stories than Scat Frau?

Holy fuck, OP - I fucked Evan Dando in the early 2000s with the daughter of the mayor of our city (we aren't in the States). No shit to speak of, but agree he's a freak.

R3 Damn! I learned a new DL term this early morning; Scat Fraus.

R5 I'd feel bad exposing him if he hadn't felt compelled to obnoxiously remind me who he was every 15 goddamn minutes. Like I wouldn't have even recognized him if he hadn't jammed it down my throat. He wasn't THAT big a deal. Also, I wouldn't have cared so much about his stupid scat fetish if he wasn't so freakin' crazed about it. Kinda ironic because he wouldn't even meet me at a bar or a cafe first because he was so paranoid about his wife finding out— he made me sit with him in the back of his parked VW van which, I'm not gonna lie, freaked me out a little for safety reasons. He was super excited to share every little detail of its interior design with me as well as tell me all about his sobriety (I couldn't have cared less, I just wanted to get the hell out of this weirdo's van and get paid). But then he seemed to have no problem telling me (the complete stranger) exactly who he was, where he lived, what his marital situation was, and then stalking me for a year and a half in pursuit of shit. Piss too. And saliva. Just anything that's expelled from the body, he was pretty equal opportunity. But mostly shit. If I had been more enterprising I could have easily blackmailed the guy.

I once exchanged shy glances with Justin Timberlake.

Reader - I married him.

I'm pulling up a chair to this thread...

I hope there are lots more reveals to come on this thread!

OP - just how huge was Lenny's huge dick would you say? And what sort of things did he want you to say? The more detail of these sorts of encounters the better!

R10 Well to be fair, it wasn't huge at first (he was definitely a grower), and at one point I had him rub ice all over it to shrink it, but at its full capacity, I'd say maybe 9-inches, and thiiic. He had a fancy piercing too if I'm remembering correctly. I mean this was a while ago and I had so many sessions like that that they all kind of blur together. I do remember us fingering ourselves with our pinkies trying to imagine what it'd feel like being fucked by him. Lots of cuckoldy shit. Lots of laughing and pointing. We brought the 60-year old house slave upstairs to laugh at him too. I pretend-called some girlfriends to tell them how disappointed I was to find out what a needle dick Lenny Kravitz had. The whole thing was so absurd because he had this big fat cock bobbing around the whole time that we just had to pretend wasn't there. It was hard not to laugh.

Yikes, Scat Frau, that description made me laugh and cringe at the same time!

R5 are you a guy?

R11 I'm calling bullshit on 9 inches claim. A 9 inches dick wouldn't otherwise warrant such a bleak reaction of "dick was actually huge". Even a 7 incher is a sizeable dick, a 9 incher is a freak size. Also, vagina owners are notoriously bad at estimating dick size.

Evan Dando allegedly fucked Gwyneth Paltrow in a stadium, so I'm not surprised to hear he's a freak.

R14 Fair point about vagina-owners and one I'll own up to. And I mean, obviously I didn't measure it while it was hard (for one thing that certainly would have impinged on the roleplay). I guessed about 9 inches because I know for a fact that I've been with men who were over 7 inches (at least according to their estimations) and this dick was substantially larger. I would say he was about 6 inches completely soft. He had one of those dicks that are so big that they can never really adequately fill up with enough blood to make them rock hard. That's what made the experience so shocking to me. Small penis humiliation is a pretty common request for pro-dommes but his was absurd and (and just downright psychologically fascinating) because he was so huge.

r13 I'm a woman, lesbian, but used to be really into drugs and booze so would end up in situations that I regretted (for years).

OP did you ever encounter Jack White? Or Amanda Palmer? Or Jamie Since (the Kills)?

*Hince

[Quote] Also, vagina owners are notoriously bad at estimating dick size.

I wish to be excluded from this narrative.

R17 Welcome, Woman Lesbian. I now work in the music/film industry and have hooked up with my fair share of musicians, but none of those. I'd give my left tit to bed Amanda Palmer though. Jack White, much less so.

Evan Dando was so handsome back in the day, then he went downhill fast. OP can we have some more (besides Evan Dando) please? Thanks for bringing some good tidbits over.

WHET to Magdalena? She always had the best rockstar dirt.

r22, I was about to post the same question. Is Magdalene still around? She had the best stories.

[quote]Any MALE former sex workers willing to spill the tea on MALE celebrity clients?

Fixed.

Not a sex worker, but an attender of sex parties, watersports ones in particular. Edward Hibbert, who played Gil on Frazier, attended sporadically. But when he did he’d come in full fetish gear, either leather or latex and always masked, though it was very obvious who he was. He stood out in that he was the only person who ever came to that party dressed like that.

I thought Magdalene rightly got fed up with the naysayers and left.

R21 Well, one time I had a session with this insufferable super-douche-bro—truly the human equivalent of a dented beer pong ball floating in a puddle of frat boy urine. He wanted some basic CBT, and I feel like something to do with my feet or shoe heels in his mouth? Anyway, what I remember the clearest was the CBT part because when the guy disrobed and laid down on the table his junk was absolutely covered in a stage 4 herpes outbreak. I mean so bad it was painful even looking at it. And he just laid there pleased as pie, not a care in the world. I was so unbelievably repulsed and offended, not because he had herpes, but because he was clearly so entitled and selfish that he just assumed because he was paying me that my health and safety were entirely inconsequential, and also because he would have had to flat-out lie about it to my boss in order to book the session. I finished the hour with him (gloved and teeth-gritted), but I kicked up an absolute shit fit about it as soon as he left and nearly quit. Turned out, according to one of the other girls there who recognized him, he was one of the stars of Chicago Fire. I'd never seen the show which I believe was pretty new at the time (didn't even have TV at the time) and this was before everything was streaming online so I never really got a chance to match the face to the virulent crotch. And honestly his face is nothing but a hazy, shit-eating grin to me now so I don't even know if I'd be able to pick him out of a lineup (unless he dropped trou). All I know is it wasn't the one that Lady Gaga dated.

R27 dang that’s fucked up!

R24 Cool your pits, he-man. You're more than entitled to start your own 'no girlz allowed' thread if you'd like.

I have absolutely nothing to do with this. Everything that will be mentioned here is definitely fake.

Only big STAH I can think of with famous dungeon reports on him is Christian Bale, and that was decades ago.

Fetish club workers must either get great pay & benefits to offset the risks they take and the shit (pardon the pun) they see, or they have an honor code that stops them spilling. So OP which is it? And just how sensational was the money you were making back then? (broke, wanting to go back to school, AFAF...)

R30 That is exactly why I started this thread. You just KNOW that one of Miss Lindsey's houseboys frequent these parts. That's the kind of dirt I'm willing to sell out just about any former client to trade on.

I used to hook all id wear was a thong, daisy dukes n cowboy boots. I’d walk down sum dusty ass highway desert roads n go into a country roadhouse for a cool drink.

R31 my rate was $500 an hour. When I was motivated enough I could easily bring in 5 or 6 grand a week. And the best part was I didn't have to fuck anyone (or, at least let anyone fuck ME) or suck anyone's dick. If you're attractive enough and skilled enough and live in a big city you can really make a killing. But it IS a skilled job. And while a lot of it was fun as hell for awhile, I grew to loathe it AND most of my clients over time. When I left the dungeon I worked independently for awhile strictly as a disciplinarian (just spanking and domestic discipline) and I adored that. No nudity at all and I was much more suited for it. I make a better mean mommy/teacher/auntie than mistress. I sometimes fantasize about doing it again on the side.

Thanks for the tea Scat Frau. 500 per hour is warranted to have to put up with some of the fifth that is requested. Did you hear any celeb stories from other sex workers you know?

By the by, the second season of Bonding just dropped on Netflix, but I’m sure it’s got zero credibility and completely played for laughs. Lots of gay content though.

^*filth

But she will plead the 5th if needed.

R38 No, Andy. This ain't your show. And no, we don't have coke.

I don't know. This sounds an awful lot like one LV hotel maid and one of her EST threads.

(Eastern Standard Time??)

R40 the OP writes too coherently for her to be Poo Shoes

R41 EST = Elaborate Troll Scenario

I know a trans girl who claims to have tricked with....

Mark Wahlberg. Mr. Catholic family man

Go figure.

R44 That could not shock me less.

Oh yes, please bring us your fabulous fairytales of celebrity sex. Just a reminder.. they must always end in....but I can't say his name.

Fishermen are kinky.

THIS is the kind of thread that the threadwatcher was created for...

R42 Link to this "Poo Shoes" thread? I admittedly love a good elaborate troll scenario now and then so long as the author is committed enough. I'm guessing by her nom de plume that her story also dealt in fecal matters? It's worth noting that while I have affectionately adopted 'Scat Frau' as my own (mostly because it was a quality snark that bears repeating), I am neither frau nor scat enthusiast.

Frankly I don't think my own stories are THAT juicy, but I hoped that by sharing I'd encourage other sex workers to share their own, better ones. The way I see it is if the celebs I dished on had wanted discretion, they should have paid me [more generously] for that, or at the very least had the foresight to slap me with an NDA.

I know a woman in Chicago that does burlesque stuff as her primary thing - has even talked to press and appeared on shows about it. She's a sex worker sort of "on the side" for the right clients. She's got that Bettie Page sort of look about her.

She seldom named names with me but she told me pretty much any time any film or TV show is filming in the city, she gets very busy - especially because she is very limited in what she'll do and upfront about that - guess that is part of her appeal? How very Gypsy Rose Lee of her, I guess. Most people have no idea that she's doing it. She specifically mentioned the various Chicago NBC shows and Empire as boosting business.

She met Steve Harvey at a party and he tried to put the moves on a few women in her party, including her - she said his breath made her want to scream and that he stunk from 6 feet away. Apparently he likes to suggest to women that they act like teenagers and/or put on cheerleader/schoolgirl outfits. How charming......

She said her two favorite customers were a tall, curly haired guy who worked on the Oprah show. She said you wouldn't think much to look at him but he apparently had a nice cock, knew how to use it and actually made her cum, a rarity in that work. And then a news anchor for Channel 9 (which really had me curious as to who, but she wouldn't say - a few really hot guys there).

The only name she ever said to me was Jon Hamm. "He wasn't a client, but....I can verify the rumors are true and then some"

OP, if this thread achieves success, you will go into the DL history books.

We've already seen Lenny's junk

Dandy is writing a tell all book about his life. If he is honest, it should be interesting.

Evan Dando back in the day. He's 53 now.

R52 Holy shit--that's hilarious! I hadn't seen that but yep, that's the piercing I remembered. Don't be fooled by the softie-dong though—like I said, dude is a GROWER.

R53 Dandy's got his head so far up his own ass he's kissing belly button. I'll make you all a promise that if he publishes this "tell all" and leaves out the shit (which, duh), I will happily post screenshots of his emails here.

[quote]The only name she ever said to me was Jon Hamm. "He wasn't a client, but....I can verify the rumors are true and then some"

Yum!

R55 do it, Bitch!

Wasn't our resident librarian a working Dom at one time?

You might have several people here to talk shop with, Scat Frau.

I had a dom friend twenty years ago. She had a dungeon at her house and brought one client over to clean my gutters. He had a yard work fetish and liked to be up on a ladder in a silk Teddy being observed by passerby. He actually did a good job, and it was free for me and my friend got paid. We had these whips laid out on a lawn chair and some yoga moms walking by had the most priceless expressions on their faces.

Hope you have him his money back, you prudish frau.

Verifcatia?

Why the hell are we allowing threads about straight escorts and their perverse scat stories? This is a gay men’s forum Fraus. Close this shit down !

I knew a pro domme in NYC back in the 90s. She was attractive, made fabulous money, and lived well. I used to see her at various leather events, even one in St. Pete, FL when I lived there. When she finally retired from the biz, she because a massage therapist. But I don't know if she ever topped anyone famous, because AFAIK, she would never tell.

I had 4 year steady job, now I looking for advance.

Stinkfish most foul should not engage in scatraction. It is MOST unladylike. Our Blessed Mother would NEVER take dumps on mortals no matter how often they beseeched.

[quote] I’d walk down sum dusty ass highway desert roads n go into a country roadhouse for a cool drink.

Adds all kinds of context to this Dando quote: "My life is a muddy river. I thought I should add more dirt."

R62 First of all, who the hell is "we"? Are you datalounge chairman? Secondly, if I'm straight, someone should probably get my girlfriend the memo.

I will share my scat tales however and wherever I please AND YOU WILL LIKE IT.

Not a sex worker but I saw Toby Maguire at Steamworks getting gang banged. It apparently was his birthday.

R68 do you, or your girlfriend, have a penis?

If so, then you are more than welcome on Datalounge.

If you are a disgusting transvestite, get the hell out of here.

R43 you almost had it. Try again. You can do it.

R68 You have no power here. Now begone, before someone drops a shit on you too!

* R70 ^^

OP is confirmed to be a disgusting she-male

And his girlfriend is a truck driver in a whore’s dress

FF the OP

For all those wondering why Magdalena peaced out, refer to Fig. 1a... R74.

R62 is probably a paid shill. Anytime we have a good celeb gossip thread at DL, within a few posts the shills alight like a pack of shitty birds and start accusing people of lying or frau tendencies. It's such a clearly coordinated effort that it's laughable.

Please keep spilling, folks. Fuck the shills.

Paid shill? Who would actually pay people to spread disinformation on this back water website with its 10s of readers?

FF R76 for extreme stupidity.

I have posted this a few times before over the years but I have a very passable trans friend who used to escort and in her pre op days she also saw Mark Wahlberg more than a couple of times. At the time I was shocked.

Our late, lamented Erna.

Rest in feces.

There's been quite a few name Hollywood actors who were rumored to play with (or hire) transvestites or trans women.

Aside from Eddie Murphy, I know a few were mentioned here.

[quote]We brought the 60-year old house slave upstairs to laugh at him too.

OP, did the DL locution "puny cocklet" arise in this connection?

Give us some gay tea.

There certainly are a lot of stupid people on the DL. Shouldn't they be occupying a state capitol building in the Dakotas or something?

One thread. An interesting one. And the Trumpers-at-heart are here, being nuisances and crapping out hate speech.

What are the rumors about Jon Hamm?

R84 That he's got an enormous cock.

Not big cock... big HAMM SAUSAGE!!

Yawn, women talking about sex with has-been rockers? Wake me when we get some gay dirt

"Poo shoes" is a nickname on this site for a Las Vegas woman who used to post here and had an obsession with George Clooney. One of her stories was that in a restroom at the Bellagio a toilet next to her stall overflowed, spilling shit all over her shoes. She also had a lot of other crazy things to say.

I think the software here doesn't allow her name. But if you take the first name of the late singer Bowie and add an "a" at the end, that's her first name. Her last name is the town where the Petries lived on the Dick Van Dyke show, minus the "New." (Not "York.")

R87 Trust me, I'm just as invested in the gay dirt--otherwise I wouldn't be here. The main reason I started this thread was to get the ball rolling and hopefully coax out the DL rent boys.

Come out, come out wherever ye are!

r69 if true, which is doubtful given the cameras and ID requirements to enter Steamworks, how did you recognize him and why isn't it common knowledge around Boystown. Trust me a celeb getting gangbanged at Steamworks would not be a secrete for only a DL member. Hell, the Wrigleyville Cumdump is still be gossiped about as people try to find him (he's gained muscle and looks differnt now).

Please tell us how or what you saw, if true.

R88 Found her!

Thank you, R89. Much appreciated. Don't let the few assholes here get you down. They live to derail. Most love what you kickstarted! I've responded both to say this and make sure I have this thread marked for easy access.

I really wish you could remember something about the Chicago Fire actor. You don't seem to have many celeb encounters, it's Chicago after all, but I'd expect you to remember the name or something about one of 3 celebs you worked with. Disappointed op, but love you all the same.

Thanks OP, fun thread.

Was it the Australian Chicago Fire actor?

Or the one that used to do soaps?

We hang on your every work OP!

The OP sounds like Magdalena.

R93 + R95 I just went searching through the Chicago Fire cast photos (goddamn there's a lot of 'em!) to see if anyone's face would jog my memory. The guy definitely wasn't Australian and he definitely wasn't Steve Brady, cause that's the only one I would've recognized. Like I said, this was a while ago. It wasn't a show I cared about or ever cared to watch and it wasn't someone I'd heard of so I just didn't file the memory well, especially because he had a very forgettable white bro-face (looked like every other dick-slinging Gold Coast Chad in Chicago).

Buuut, after much scanning and squinting, I think it HAS to be this guy. It's the grin. Except he didn't have that hot daddy look back then and he was a bit skinnier. Also his hair was dark and I don't think he had the scruff. Anyway, I sure hope it's him cause I'd hate to put it out there if it's not, but he's the only one on that cast list that's sparking anything for me (not joy).

Funnily enough, my office is on the Cinespace film lot where the show is filmed and a director/client/friend of mine's fiance works on the show (I think as a camera operator or something). Although she doesn't know about my sordid past (or present for that matter), so I couldn't share any of this with them.

I'm not a sex worker (just a whore) and this could have been a total lie. But I did meet a guy on Grindr once in LA who claimed he was Hugh Jackman. He didn't tell me at first and was discreet in the way only a celebrity might be: no pictures, no stats, just long and drawn out messages describing his fetishes and fame for over an hour. I wanted to figure out who he was so I kept egging him on. He finally called me from a blocked phone number, was very obviously drunk, and had a thick Australian accent. He said he was looking at one specific picture on his IMDB page and wanted my opinion on his bulge. He told me the URL of the picture and I typed it out manually. I played it cool and asked him about his other pictures, but he told me not to look at them because his bulge wasn't featured as prominently. I told him that was because the shadows on this particular picture created an illusion and that he would have to show me in person to prove it. That was where the call pretty much ended.

Typical, an interloping white straight cunt women, who spins lies about her sexual exploits to get gay men to tell her of their real sex lives for her own titillation. You realize that the OP is probably a 300 lbs , 58 year old, human resource cunt who has not had sex for 30 years?

And the gullible gay boot lickers, like r96 / r94 / r 92, are fawning on this cunt.

Anyone can spin a story on an anonymous website . Try thinking critically.

r98 child what a disappointment because I had a crush on him since Boss and The OC. If it's him that's a shame about the H, but I heard tons of actors in Hollywood have it so not surprising. Never fuck a famous person.

Yes, R100 , typical straight white woman, "titillated" by gay sex. A tale as old as time.

We already know Hugh Jackman fucks manwhores.

r100 we don't care to imagine what OP looks like. If she helps us get some gossip then what the fuck do we care. Stop trying to manage this thread. If you don't like the topic or OP go somewhere else on here. We are having a nice lighthearted gossip session and don't need you to protect us from the big scary op.

R102, most straight women are not titillated by gay sex.

Ha ha! R91. Good guess. That is her wicked stepsister.

J'adore OP !

It’s no wonder why gullible senile old men are targeted by scammers.

I’ve got a sweet deal on Game Stop stock r104, that I’ll sell you for 10% off.

Aw, I'm sorry R101. As I said, I'm not 100% sure it was him, but my gut is telling me it musta been. Honestly, I didn't judge him for having herpes, I mean, most people do these days. I judged him for not waiting until his outbreak was under control or at the very least disclosing it before just casually whipping it out for me to service like some common Karen declaring her fundamental right to maskless root touch-ups in the middle of a covid lockdown.

R99 That story is hilarious and pathetic. That's why I don't feel a lick of sympathy for the celebs that get outed on here for their side-action with peasants. He could have easily used a fake name with you but he just couldn't control the thirst. Then they pretend to be shocked and appalled when that shit leaks. Their egos are their downfall everytime.

R110 is excited to feel superiority to a fictional guy in a fictional story that an anonymous poster shat out.

Love my boys on Chicago Fire. But, oh my, the guys on Chicago PD set me all a boil. Any stories?!?! A photo or two of Patrick John Flueger would get me through the rest of this pandemic

OP certainly has a "snappy" trollish writing style. I do not believe a single word.

r77 The paid shill troll has called me a paid shill on everything related to comments I've made about celebrities I've known well and medications that I've been on.

When sex workers say they make great money are they talking about enough money to keep them in style while they're working, or enough to never have to work again after they retire?

r115 she was in school and charged $500 an hour. Let's assume the processer took $100 off the top and 25% went to taxes. She's still sitting at a cool $300 or more for an hour of work. Starbucks baristas weep.

Taxes? How would that work for an illegal business?

I'm curious how OP got into the business.

I wasn't a real sex worker (just a cheap whore- I gave a few lackluster blowjobs for 20 bucks or something in my early twenties as a kink) but I was a phone dispatcher for a gay escort agency in 2000. Elton John and David Furnish were clients. David always called, never Elton. They wanted white tops and tipped well. E. Lynn Harris was reportedly a client but I never worked with him. Fabian Basabe was one of the escorts. He was a spoiled douche but hot as fuck.

Fabian Basabe - I remember that douche! Does he still insist that he's straight?

r117 the business could easily be covered as legal if you are just paying for her time. All the rest can be negotiated on the spot since they already know what her specialties. I'll leave it to OP to clarify. Plenty of ways to get around sex work if you're paying for the time and not the specific sexual acts.

Yes R119 he married the La Perla heiress and they are still going strong!

[quote] The OP sounds like Magdalena.

No. Not even close.

R115 I can't speak for every sex worker as they are not a monolith, but the whole "Great Money" aspect of job is a tricky one, and truth be told, it's why it's so hard for many to ever truly break out. I think if you are VERY smart about money and save/invest from the start you can set yourself up for a real solid future financially, but this doesn't happen with most sex workers (myself included). Money comes in huge waves at times followed by unexpected dry spells, but when the sessions are pouring in, it feels like you'll always have security, so you spend it that way. And it always seems that when you need it the most you get screwed the most by clients. They can smell desperation. The thing is, if you were never taught how to handle money wisely, you're never going to be smart about keeping it, no matter how much of it you have coming in. I learned that the hard way.

In terms of overhead, there is a LOT for independent pro-dommes. When I left the dungeon I rented out an extra apartment in the back of my building and had it outfitted for sessions. BDSM furniture, impact implements, sex toys, dildos and strap ons, medical implements, bondage gear, lubes, condoms, fetish wear, roleplay costumes—that shit is EXPENSIVE. I still have an entire closet filled with thousands of dollars worth of gear just gathering dust. When I worked at the dungeon, the owner took $100 out of each of our sessions regardless of whether we made $300 or $1,000. She saw her own clients as well (and obviously kept all of that herself). She also had a really gorgeous, fully outfitted, multi-room space, so all we needed to bring was our own clothes and makeup. The downside was she was a terrifying sociopath and working with her every day ate away a little piece of your soul. So there's that. We were all independent contractors, so we did our own taxes.

These days I'm making aggressively medium money and probably will be for a long time, but I've got the career of my dreams and wake up everyday feeling like the luckiest person on earth for it. I sometimes miss the thrill of the hustle (far more so the thrill of fistfulls of cash), but not enough to ever want to go back to sweating my tits off under latex, elbow deep in some Lake Forest money manager's flabby white ass.

R117 The owner of the dungeon had the LLC registered under some completely innocuous name and claimed it was some kind of life coaching business. She even had a fake website for the business front. Technically we weren't doing anything illegal with clients (or at least I wasn't) because there were no traditional sex acts being exchanged. They never penetrated us and there was no oral sex or even happy endings. If they ejaculated of their own volition that was their prerogative but we never jerked them off. A few years after I left it was all over the news that the place had been raided by the feds and shut down because apparently she got greedy and started offering more "GFE" type services for higher rates. You'd probably be able to find it with a quick google if you were curious.

The Datalounge should set up a 24/7 "Laugh at your Puny Cocklet" web service, if there's money in that! I mean, we do it for free all day.

Thank you, Scat Frau, because true or not, your stories are great fun to read! Anything about politicians?

R69 awww, kind of like at Pizza Hut back in the day, when they let kids’ parties go into the kitchens and help make their own pizzas.

R44 Mark needs the wholesome love of a good Daddy again.

He never looked happier than when he was with Jorge. Look at that sunny, genuine, bashful lovestruck smile when this interviewer brings up Cloonz.

Brian Boitano - The Watergarden in San Jose - early 80s before he got famous....

Do you know any male Doms or escorts with celebrity info?

I'm not a sex worker but I've been in publishing for decades and have slept with quite a few famous lesbian authors. Well, some closeted and married, but I slept with them anyways. Not sure if that's of interest here or not.

It is to me, R130!

I didn't know sex workers serve tea to celebrities.

Me too, r130. And don't spare the D R A M A details!

[R128] I have always wondered about Brian B....Tell us more?

[quote]I didn't know sex workers serve tea to celebrities.

Did you not read "Memoirs of a Geisha"?

R130, I'm interested. Spill!

Yeah, I was in the old sex trade for a couple of years between 05 and 07, I was 19 when I started and needed the money. I had a recurring client for roughly a year, pretty big named rap artist. He was alright, he liked toned white boys, would sit back and let me do all the work. Paid good money, was hygienic and I was at his place a couple of times where I hung out. So can't really complain. I guess he was semi-out to some people cause I had a few of his friends contact me as well. I heard from him again in 09 but I had left that lifestyle behind. There was also a couple of small time actors and reality guys as well but no one as big as the rapper.

R137 - Dr Dre?

R85 R86 LOL we all know Hamm likes to take the 'conda out for walkies. I think R84 likely wants to know how R50 knows about his schmeat if he wasn't a client. Like was he a client to others?

R138 Nah, younger than him.

Was the rapper Drake?

The op is grey already

R141 Nah he was of the numerical kind.

Loving OP. Who the hell would FF?

Francis X. Bushman on a bare mattress.

R139 I never thought to ask how she knew, sorry to say.

Either she had sex with Hamm as a civilian, so to speak, or another sex worker she knew relayed the info to her.

Probably not that interesting but I was invited to dinner with a friend and a couple of her friends to a place called "Justine," an S&M restaurant in Chelsea back in the day. (2002?) There were (cute!) guys hung up and flogged by dommes and a guy dressed as a dog came over on all fours and began begging for food. It turned out the couple who were from LA were into the scene and ran a dungeon there together. One was F2M, very macho, shaved head with tattoos. His wife was a gorgeous blond female domme, the moneymaker back in LA with a list of top clients, including some celebs. The blonde who called herself "Disney" told me they were using the credit card of one of these clients to pay for their whole trip, including first class air and luxury accommodations, limos, etc. The client was also paying for this dinner. It turns out this client was one of the Wachowski Brothers from the Matrix movies. Long Story short -- They went back to LA, the wealthy Wachowski brother left his wife and stole Disney (Karin) away from the dungeon, whereupon Disney (helped him come out as M2F as "Lana," which is how she is still known. As far as I know, they married ten years ago and are still together. The other brother also came out as F2M.

R143: the snitch?

^Never mind, looking at the years that would be impossible lol. I get it now.

Numerical rappers younger than Dre are:

50 Cent, 2 Chainz, 2Pac, Royce da 5’9”, Tech N9ne, Andre3000, D12.

Not many bigger than that. 2Pac died before the aughts, so the rapper is probably not him, though there were gay rumors.

50 Cent is notoriously homophobic and hetero, though that doesn’t rule him out.

I can totally see Andre 3000 being a dicksucker.

Its 50

r69 This I believe.

Haha, I thought my numerical hint made it a bit to obvious.

R130 Not EXACTLY on theme, but no way in hell would I ever turn my nose up at a good sapphic dish. Bonus points if any of your literary conquests were closeted.

R147 I'm embarrassed at the reference I'm about to make, but that story makes me think of that one episode of Will & Grace (from one of the earlier seasons I think) when they abandon their rube, Olive Garden lovin' friends for the sexy, devil-may-care, leather-bottomed, dim sum enthusiast couple. But then they find their way back to the warm, familiar embrace of the rubes because duh, Will & Grace.

R137 Boooo to blind items here! Names or bust.

R130 here, the editor. I’ve been hit on by Suze Orman, Dorothy Allison and Patricia Cromwell and each were crazier than the next. Well, not Dorothy, she’s a messy sweetheart, but not my type. If memory serves, Patricia was married at the time and got pretty stalkerish with me. I slept w Donna Tartt out of pure curiosity, fell in love with a married memoirist last name Sonnenberg, and spent a few nights w AM Homes.

Corwell. Patricia Cromwell, geez.

R137 if you can't name names on an anonymous message board when everyone else is, then just shut the fuck up. Spare us your coy bullshit hints.

I have to agree with that. Name names or GTFO.

My eldergay cousin has this theory that the whole feud between 50 Cent and JaRule was basically a lovers' quarrel. At the time I thought that theory was insane because I didn't think 50 Cent or JaRule pinged.

But over the years seeing 50 Cent antics online (he goes after people like a messy, vindictive, overly sensitive queen), and now reading R137's post, I'm come to the conclusion that my cousin may have been on to something.

Why did R125 post that insane woman's twitter account?

If it was 50 Cent, then I'm jealous of r137.

50 has a phine phucking body for a gay-bashing homophobe.

R163 Yeah he had a damn fine body, which made him an easier client. I wasn't as annoyed at him just chilling back while I did the work because I got to feel his body.

Who were the small time actors and reality guys? Did 50 like getting his booty ate like Vivica said?

I cant really remember their names, one was on Lost briefly I think. The reality guys were on some fame chasing show on cable. Nah, just wanted me to suck his dick, sorta worship his body and ride his dick.

R166 Also the Lost guy wasn't a main cast member, he was guest or recurring or something like that.

I never heard the Tobey M Steamworks story/rumor. There's been dozens of rumors about celebs at Steamies. (Plus the patently false one about Obama and Rahm at Man's Country.)

In the late 90s I lived and worked in Andersonville - near a string of gay bars and a video store there on the upper floors of a building. We had quite a few actors hanging out in those places - not any huge A listers but a few Steppenwolf types. I don't know if they were craving some guy on guy action, researching a role, or what. But those kind of guys - many of them 30something, married, etc. would always come to that little stretch in A'ville because it WASN'T the center of the community. Not that we didn't get other more public type visitors.....I remember seeing Michael T. Weiss in one of the bars there a few times. We also saw a few indie musician types. And of course more porn actors than you could even count.

Anyway, I went to the arcade one late Friday evening after bars closed and I hadn't hooked up. There was a handsomeish, tall man wandering around the video arcade who had sunglasses on. He looked to be in his 40s or 50s but it was dim lighting and his sunglasses and ballcap hid his face, Anyway, right in the center of the room (outside all the little stalls/rooms/seating areas), dude unzips and pulls out a very long, veiny cock, with a downward curve.

It gets so quiet you could hear a pin drop (and a few videos playing) and one guy said, "Damn!" Someone tried to walk toward him and he shook his head no, gesturing his arm to stand back. So like four of us watched this guy for a few minutes, stroking this very long dick. His dick gets redder and the head more flared, and we hear him muttering "fuck....fuck!" and then he cums. It's almost comical how much he cums, and he didn't stop stroking, so it sort of goes everywhere. He zips up, not a word, goes downstairs.

About five minutes later, the young chubby queen who was the cashier/gatekeeper downstairs came up. Usually he only ever came upstairs (once in a blue moon) to check that everyone was behaving, etc. This time he bounced up excitedly, looking around at all of our little rooms. I leaned my head out to see what was happening, and he turns to me and says:

"So, which one of you hooked up with John Malkovich?"

Now that's a good story, R168.

Boitano - enthusiastic bottom. Now mind you this was nearly forty years ago and he may have changed in the interim

R168 ::slow clap::

R157, thanks for sharing!

R157 Thanks, Cliterati! Does anyone remember that lesbian DC insider that regaled us with those wonderful stories about the all authors/journalists/actors she's met through her work? I think it was in one of those 'Celebrity Secrets You've Never Told Anyone' threads. Anyway, her descriptions of Suze Orman as absolute nutter trash definitely confirm yours. Sounds like you dodged a bullet there.

R113 What you're picking up there is not Troll, but Jew.

What happened to the man whore who was going to expose all the closeted Republicans that used his and his whore friends' services?

R175, who is that?

Keep it coming! Great thread OP. Love your style!

R175 The one who called Lindseybelle "Lady G?"

Bless your heart, r105.

Really. Bless it.

R175 I believe it was Sean Harding

I remember the DC lesbian w the amazing gossip!! She was chased outta here like all the others.