Everytime I get super drunk, I finger my asshole

Do you stir your drink with your finger after?

Gross! You are the only one!

[quote]Everytime I get super drunk, I finger my asshole

Doesn't he complain?

You’re the only one, OP.

I do same thing to your asshole when I'm drunk.

Yes, OP, you're the only one who fingers your asshole.

I love that song!

When I think about booze I touch myself.

[quote]Everytime I get super drunk, I finger my asshole

Lots of men finger your asshole when you get drunk, OP

BTW, [italic]did[/italic] anybody find my keys?

I do it sober

You could get a job in China as a human anal swab.

Thanks, OP. Once upon a time there was a blogger called Geekslut and he’d upload videos of him scooping jizz out of his butthole after tricking off.

He was sex positive and HIV positive and he had a lovely hole. Fascinating and far too transgressive for me at the time. Hope he’s doing well.

OP = La Senatrice

You’ve given me ideas...

R11 thanks, that makes me feel a little better

This was a lost lyric from Madonna’s Justify My Love.

She stole it from Sylvester, R17.

Nobody else?

Just you, OP.