In your opinion, what does the perfect male ass look like?

That ass needs some fuzz.

La la la, just making coffee, la la la, yup, just waiting, la la la. Oh, it's ready. La la la, let me drink the coffee, la la la. Oh! I have a window!

How much does he charge for that ass?

The "I love college wrestling" ass.

OP, I don't think an ass can exist in a vacuum. It's appeal is also dependent upon what surrounds it -- a tapered V-shaped lower back that's lean but muscular and strong, firm thighs. This guy in OP has rather skinny underdeveloped thighs which impact the holistic ass experience. He needs to work on his quads and his hamstrings and then we'll talk.

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Jock ass, more than body builder ass.

Absolute perfection!

Proportional. No Kim Kardashian ass on a man please

I like big feminine type booty so I wont waste time posting my faves

I'm interested in the crack deepness and hole placement. some guys have holes that present right out there, which I love because I have an average dick. Some guys have holes that are deep in cracks and these are less satisfying to fuck.

The late George Micheal had an amazing ass. It was so round that scientists used it to calibrate their instruments.

Zach Rode

I kind of like a bubble butt. They aren't so common but when you find one it's a good resting home for ones penis.

Phil Bradley had the best ass ever. Screencap from a video.

His legs and thighs are a bit underdeveloped.

R13 = Dana Carvey

That’s a beautiful ass OP. R14’s is more my ideal because it’s a bit more muscular

Mac at 2:47. Looks like Tommy Trojan’s at USC.

Tommy Trojan

Cameron Dallas's

Pin!

[quote] His legs and thighs are a bit underdeveloped.

Exactly. Thighs look like they’re from a different person.

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Regarding the OP's video, this is an example of one of the many problems I'm having with DL lately. When I try to expand videos that are embedded like that (rather than links to YouTub vids), I see the expanded version for a split second and then the video stops and I'm brought back to the DL page. Anyone have any idea what the hell is up with that? This problem didn't exist until a few weeks ago.

Ele SanMi has

r12 / truth fairy, whats your assessment of this?

Agree with R5 and other posters

It's a nice plump ass

but he can hardly hold it up with those spindly legs

Bump bump

A dusting of blond peach fuzz is quite nice.

Again, spindly legs.

Max to the max

This looks pretty perfect.

Beautiful, OP! Thank you.

R34 Pink and juicy! I don't know where to start - Thank you.

Those Burgess Twins!!

Rick Schroder. An asshole with a nice ass.

Dolph Lambert showed he still has a beautiful ass when he came back for Bel Ami's 25th Anniversary a few years ago.

I checked out the Twitter of the guy in the OP. I noticed that he repeats a lot of video tweets. The one in OP was posted a few weeks back prior. And going back further shows even more duplicate tweets. I've noticed a bunch of other Twitter sluts doing this. There's no way these guys are legit.

You need another hobby, R40.

R41 you're so right. I do need another. I hate how covid quarantining has turned me into a couch-sitting tech-junkie.

Ass #1

Ass #2

This one's a lean athletic pair of glutes. Sensual and not outrageous.

Ass #3

This one's muscle dominant. Will have to dig through as the cheeks are hard and not as easily separable. Hole may not present itself even when doggy position is assumed.

Ass #4

This one's well framed by strong quads and hamstrings and lats muscles. Bounces while getting piped with no doubt. Proof is in the pudding.

Ass #5

This one's heavier on fat than muscle side. Breeder hips gold standard.

r47 is my least favorite so far; too womanly by far. r45 looks great but I really wish we could see the area above the shirt; as r5 says it's the flow from back to ass to thigh that puts a great ass into the realm of perfection. OP is still a winner for me. And then there's this muscle ass from the Hot East Indian Dudes thread.

I like them fat, proud and hairy

I like them small, smooth and tight.

Yes, r50. The light should reflect off the taut skin, especially if there's a film of sweat.

Ripe and firm cantaloupes

Primo tail.

r43, I appreciate the thoroughness of your approach.

r43 is there lotion all over his ass because he's shaving it? depilatory? WTF

R55, it puts the lotion on its ass so it can get the hose again.

Baron Wade. Perfect ass

R45 FTW

I want it NOW.

Ass bump.

[quote] some guys have holes that present right out there

I refer to it as easy access.

Zsa Zsa Gabor’s face at its midlife zenith.

From 1944

Warming up.

Muscle ass. Now that’s what I’m talking about 💯

Hot Cakes R64

Isn't r64's amazing? Really really perfect. Wish we knew who it was to find more of him.

R14 & R27 both A+ quality ass

yes but r27 is really cheating with that ass-up pose

just a dusting ...

R69 As far as R27 goes, if you follow model Ele SanMi on Instagram, I think you'll find that he's got absolutely nothing to cheat about where his body is concerned.

One not attached to a needy attention whore.

It's usually attached to a black man.

fresh and clean

One that knows its position in life.

Matthew McConaughey on a surfboard. Insanely perfect.

[quote] [R12] / truth fairy, whats your assessment of this?

That’s a pretty dramatic in your face presentation of hole. But it does make the point quite eloquently.

Here's a nice one.

I like big, round, smooth, muscular but not too hard - he's a mess now with too many tattoos but Francois Sagat will always have a special place in my heart for his perfect ass

stinky link r79

big, bubble butt, jutting, defying gravity out and upwards, muscular can bounce a quarter off of, shapely, ... i may be in the rarity here but i LOVE bodybuilder asses,... however, they do NOT need to be ripped or veiny....

add in that corn cob stuck up their ass bodybuilder strut walk that is so so over the top it borders on campy along with their great ass makes it so so damn hot!...and of course they also have to have great legs to match their ass, which of course a bodybuilder has to and does have..

hot ass

r64 still wins

Oh that's weird R80, works fine for me. Try this one (different pic, same ass)

Thanks for the re-post---although [italic]not[/italic] my taste in asses.

What's not to like? I see an ass like that and I just start salivating and want to dive in.

For the fur lovers.

It looks like he’s wearing something from Lululemon.

no more ass for us?

Matt Ortel has a nice one.

As mentioned.

Peachy Boy has a pretty perfect one.