Jared and Ivanka's replacements have arrived at the WH

Both are smarter and of better character then those they replaced. We'll be just fine :)

and far better looking, without any botox or fillers!

Dogs barking in the background while he signs Executive Orders.

R2 and ratty looking weaves.

Is the big dog sleeping inside? I think it might knock over lots of stuff

Both dogs are as big as Jill and weigh over 100 lbs. I thought Biden would go for a medium-sized dog like a beagle. They will knock over people and break some ankles or old antiques.

Where’s the cat?

Will they sleep in his bed?

No, r6. Well-behaved big dogs are way more chill than smaller ones; they tend to be pretty calm. Give me a shepherd or a lab in an enclosed space any time over a beagle or a terrier.

Is the Secret Service going to scoop up their poop on the White House lawn?

We hired Barron to do that, R10. The poor thing was left behind and he’s got to earn his keep.

Major and Champ are much nicer human beings than their predecessors.

Wow, normalcy, basic human decency and affection back in the WH.

*faints in a rapture of ecstasy*

Champ and Major look friendly, but they will rip the face off any MAGAt that comes at Daddy Joe!