Cody Collins is 🔥!

Oomf!

Beautiful body for sure.

Hi Cody - needed some new followers today?

He’s an Atlanta Gay.

Anyone here had him?

🔥 🔥.

Is he bald?

What’s with the baseball cap?

He has hair!

Yeah well the one on his head looks weird.

I totally believe that he can't find a boyfriend, since he's in love with himself.

All I Want For Christmas Is Cody Michael Collins!

#thickthighs

He hashtags himself:

#hotgingerguys

Maybe he can't find a boyfriend because people recognize someone advertising their Venmo is a red flag 😒

Where does he do that, R13?

Check out those furry legs!

If he's from Atlanta and white, that means he's a bottom.

Maybe if he got off Twitter and Instagram for ten minutes, he could find someone. Or perhaps the constant need for validation is too much to take for potential beaus.

Apparently, he's an influencer.

Why do gay men on Twitter stick their tongues out in that specific way? What does it mean?

Why do some non-bald gay men wear a baseball cap constantly? I've seen so many gays like Cody all over the country with their baseball caps on everywhere, especially in gay bars.

Why?

He's not bald.

Selling eye cream and eye masks.

Admission of being a bottom?

Fantastic chest hair!

Why can't Cody find a man?

A lot of these thots can't get boyfriends, even among their fellow thots, because their personality issues make them simply intolerable.

Even ten years ago with the baseball cap!

🔥 🔥 🔥

R23 He also comes off as a self absorbed douche bag.

He seems smart.

Is there an identified psychological condition for hashtag abuse?

R26: He’s an Atlanta gay, so of course he’s a self-absorbed douche bag.

The Atlanta gays come in five varieties:

1) Stunt queens

2) Posers

3) Douchey McDouches

4) Bottoms

5) All of the above

Oh... and they bus in tops from Alabama

Cody posted something about wanting some famous basketball player in his hole, confirming his bottom status.

No wonder he’s single. Anyone who posts that many pictures of them self is mentally ill

His chest hair pattern is rather strange. There seems to be a big blank spot right in the middle of both of his titties. But he is gorge, that's for sure.

R30 clearly knows absolutely nothing about Atlanta homos and loves to perpetuate stupid stereotypes.

Former fattie explains a lot of it.

#barrysbootcamp !!!!!!!!!!!!

Does this mean Cody is a Deplorable like DL Fave, Aaron Schock???????

🔥 🔥 🔥

He doesn’t want a boyfriend; he wants attention.

I guess he is a #cancer survivor?

He also tags himself as a #fox.

R30 - absolutely spot on assessment of Atlanta homos.

This is about the douchiest photo of Cody.

That smug face.

Eyebrows at r36 👀

R38 for the win!

This guy scares me. Future serial killer.

[quote] I guess he is a #cancer survivor?

That's probably his astrological sign.

R2 is a real turn off. That’s a caption other people write about a picture. You don’t write that about yourself unless you’re a stuck up narcissist.

Good lord! He uses more hashtags than Dr. Jake.

[quote][R30] clearly knows absolutely nothing about Atlanta homos and loves to perpetuate stupid stereotypes.

Let me guess... Ansley Park? Midtown?

R41 - yeah, definite ex-fattie bottom. Give it 5 to 10 and that 50 to 100+ will be back

Is this that park in downtown Atlanta?

#douche

#tanktops (Isn't that all he wears?)

Sure he's cute but nearly every IG shot is a solo selfie. What's that about.?

Cody can't find a man, R51!

He looks old and fat. Some people you just feel embarrassed that they’re trying to be an Instaho. It just doesn’t fit. Like some people who go on Chaturbate and you just think no, you should keep your clothes on.

Much-needed getaway? From what? Selfie taking? Oh, wait...

R53, I don't know Cody's age, but he's not fat.

He does tag himself as #sensitive, though.

#selflove is a hashtag here, which Cody definitely has.

#thickthighssavelives

What thick thighs is he talking about? His are pretty skinny.

But still 🔥 🔥 🔥 !!!

Can someone please tell me why this whore is famous?

Another toxically narcissistic gay.

Groundbreaking.

Because he's 🔥 🔥 🔥 !!!!!!!!!!

Again with the alleged "thick thighs."

If one is totally lacking in humility, learning to fake it will result in far fewer people being repulsed.

No gay man would be repulsed by this.

Except for maybe the Beyoncé quote.

The cocks are cumming

[quote]Why can't Cody find a man?

Probably because he won't settle for anything less than a 10, which he isn't himself. Hot guy though seems insufferable.

Those thick thighs are winter storage. That is why they only look good when sitting down.

If physically attractive guys can't get/keep a man there's a reason for it, they either have a shitty personality or none at all

Would he be interested in a bald, overweight Rican, NATIVE to Brooklyn?

Doubtful, R69. Poor .

Plus, Cody is GAY, not a straight white man, which obsesses over.

BTW, Cody's DAD got him into Cher!

Cody listed this guy as one of his best friends.

I'm sure Cody dropped him to be with the A Gays of Atlanta.

We agree that Cody is a good representation of the 'A Gays' of Atlanta?

Is this thread comprised primarily of OP's posts?

Anyone who hashtags his own selfies with "#hot" anything is 100% exhausting in real life.

He keeps hashtagging "sumer." Does he want to become a Sumerian farmwife?

Drama!!!

Zaddy is 🔥!!!

Is Brad T Manzer 🔥?

R30 & R40 both know every single homo in Atlanta because they have presented hole to each and every one of them. And been turned down by most of them I might add. Boys you both need to look into some anal bleaching. Ya asses are just nasty. You hear that? YA NASTY!

Pandering whore.

Pander Pander Pander ....

r80 = Cody

Does he have the AIDS?

R30 clearly knows more than R35 about Atlanta and its douche-y gays.

He is so average, maybe even below average. Maybe he’s appealing to elder gays who have lower standards. Not hot, not that worked-out, and just not sexy.

R85 definitely does not look half as hot as Cody.

Cody is 🔥!!!!!!

VERY SEXY!

R19 Because hats are used as accessories as well and accessories don't need to be utilitarian. You could ask the same about why some guys wear metal chain necklaces or wristbands or rings. They add personality to you. That's it.

Thanks for that insightful answer, Cody at R87.

So sexy!

🔥 🔥 🔥

The op is Fat Efwin on one of his many datalounge accounts. This place is infested with the lard arse idiot!

He doesn’t have a bf because he’s fat

He doesn’t have a boyfriend because he’s ugly - inside and outside.

He doesn’t have a boyfriend because he’s stupid.

What about his brother, Corny?

He doesn’t have a boyfriend because he’s not educated.

He doesn’t have a boyfriend because he’s never been loved, even by his own mother.

So to be clear he went from unfuckable to...unfuckable?

Great job.

R64 - yes I am repulsed by that idiot posting a picture with the sunset trying to make his empty-headed facial expression (same in each picture) elicit some depth while quoting Beyonce and hashtagging like a maniac. Can you imagine the special hell it is to live with someone so self-absorbed? I mean every waking moment you realize "this is my life..."

Absolutely repulsive.

No selfie #onthetoilet #takingadump #nothingtoreadonthejohn #illiterateginger #beyonce?

R65 When?

R79 Twisted mouth

R102, twisted mouth is 🔥!!!

Is Brad as vapid as Cody?

he looks like every other gay white person on instagram and scruff, baseball cap included.

Cody is ONE OF A KIND, R106.

He's cute, but who the fuck is he? What does he do? I'm so sick of people on Instagram who think they're fabulous just because they're attractive. There's no personality or humor or anything remotely interesting. Even if you're attractive, not every post has to be a picture of you. There's something very sad about that and the hashtags don't help.

He’s deep!

This selfie culture is killing us all. Everyone wants to be famous. The problem is that not everyone is special, talented, handsome, sexy or appealing. The guy in OPs post is one of the aforementioned non-special men. He’s a dumb famewhore who probably works nights and weekends in retail.

He’s cute.

He is as others have said, a toxic narcissist. His reaction gifs on Twitter are (surprise surprise) all gifs featuring black women. He’s one of those, basic, white, baseball cap, Amazon prime, Starbucks, west-elm-ish boys that thinks they’re funny and interesting and different. The Twitter likes and Instagram dms lie to them and tell them this, but they’re not, they’re nothing of the sort.

Can you imagine posting a photo of yourself from a few years ago beside a photo of yourself now, and believing that the contrast of those two images is enough to declare them a self help image for people you don’t even know in real life? Deluuuuuuusion

Fuck him with Trump’s dick. I

My question is - how do these boring guys get so many followers? Do they buy them? I'd understand guys like this having a big following on something like Only Fans where they'd be taking off their clothes and fucking, but is their Instagram content interesting enough to follow, especially if it's just similar pictures of themselves and nothing else? That gets so boring after awhile. Do they share funny memes or political stuff or posts about their favorite TV shows or movies? Anything interesting?

R116 - “How do these boring guys get so many followers?”

All of my queeny, effeminate latin and black friends think any average white guy is the hottest thing they’ve ever seen. As a white guy myself, I enjoy the attention but unfortunately am not attracted to those types. I only go for masculine (any race.)

Hes fucking 40 ?!? he dresses like a frat boy. One with bad taste at that . I dont deny hes attractive enough,but he sure as hell needs to grow the fuck up and dress and act his age. To me thats the biggest turn off about him. It even overrides his looks. Pathetic.

R118 give us some 40s fashion pack for men then.

He doesn't seem to have any interests besides himself and taking pictures of himself. He is a handsome guy, but the body is not anything special, or not as special as he thinks it is. There's no there there.

R111, you're completely right and, unfortunately, this is only just beginning. At some point, the older thots will begin to lose their looks/ tight body, they'll start getting fewer Instagram likes and their mental health will go down the shitter. There is a tsunami of mental health issues coming for the gay community. The innocent and the beautiful have no enemy but time.

He does look good for 40...but he clearly suffers from Peter Pan Syndrome.

Former fatty turns hot.

A tale as old as time.

Yeah, well...if HE can't find a boyfriend, he should really seek therapy. It's definitely him--not them.

#royallysingle

I don't understand his chest hair.

OMG, Check out what Cody just posted!

#modest

#princeharry??? Oh, my sides!

Cody’s Cruising Tips!

R127 For Christ's sake, at least make an effort to hide how mentally ill you are.

His fans think Cody is the most fuckable.

Jesus! What is this guy bringing to the table? He looks like he's worth a fuck or two before you realize he's the most boring human being on earth and toss him aside. In some ways, I feel sad for these guys. Attractive people can't get by on their looks forever. They fade at different times for different people, but they always do in the end.

Every attractive person should be forced to sit down and get some little skill that'll ease the transition for them. Get a hobby, a sense of humor, talent, or learn how to be a really caring and empathic person. These are things that'll last way longer than your looks.

#katyperry

How deep.

Cody really does have his Venmo in his Twitter profile!

Hot beard!

Brad.

Cody's legs are fucking hot!

SLURP!

OMG!!!! Cody has never looked HOTTER!!!!!!!!

Dildo!

Why are people supposed to Venmo him? Just because of his Cody-ness?

Just cuz he’s SO hot!

Total 🔥 🔥!!!!

It's like self-absorption was given human form.

IF he can't find a boyfriend it's probably because he's one of those guys that are picky, has a long list, never respond to most DMs unless you look a certain type. Most likely a narcissist. He probably loves to talk about himself and his achievements and probably rants how everyone isn't doing it like him.

Taking endless selfies isn't an achievement.

If he were straight DL would be in love with this guy.

Zaddy-licious!

If he were straight, Cody would be a DL Forever Fave!

🔥.

SO HOT!!!!!!!!

Look at Cody’s BODY!

🔥.

What a charmless, tedious idiot. Almost as much as whoever keeps posting fire emojis like a thirteen year old girl.

Sexy beard!!!

He looks as average as it gets in that photo. Ugly even.

Maybe he needs to be seen head on. He’s really ugly in profile. And it shows how short and schrawny he is.

Again, his looks AREN'T the problem. He's gorgeous, BUT his Instagram says EVERYTHING you need to know about him. I mean...just photo after photo in the same FUCKING pose.

#taylorswift

#fox

#healing

Cody needs a TOP!!!

Any volunteers, DL?

🔥 🔥

What a generic basic gay.

What is with that moronic baseball cap indoors constantly??

I read this as JUDY Collins and that the fire emoji was maybe the new “dead to me” sign.

After all these posts, no one realized that it was an parody thread?

I picked the most basic Atlanta A-Gay and threw in 🔥 in the title to see what kinds of responses it would get.

On Twitter, Cody said Datalounge queens are jealous of him.

[quote]After all these posts, no one realized that it was an parody thread?

I certainly did.

Ok, who is this here?

"Writer of erotic stories of gay-to-straight conversion."

Yeah, no surprise that someone like that posts here.

[quote]Black Lives Still Matter in 2021.

Like someone said above, Cody uses the most basic, predictable memes.

I thought this said [bold]Judy Collins[/bold] and thought, “Is she, really?”

Still 🔥!

🔥 🔥 🔥

The epitome of Basic Gay.

Six years ago, pre-baseball cap obsession.

#TransVisibilityDay

He looks so much like Chance Cruise I thought it was him

Cody looks extra HOT here!!!!!!!!!

Look at that hot chest hair popping out! 🔥 🔥

Cody being on Team Rosé seems unsurprising. Probably wants her uncut D.

🔥 🔥 🔥

Basic Gay Catwoman costume for Halloween.

Basic Gay home haircut.

Cody LOVES this t-shirt!

Cody's birthday is coming up!

Maybe he's a YASS KWEEN

#Queer!

Lotta eye wrinkles there, Coco.

Whoa! Coco's crotch is on 🔥!!!!!!

🔥🔥🔥🔥

Fucking hot 🔥!!!!

First crop top.

If you are incredibly social, have a million pictures with a million different people on an instagram account and constantly fond yourself going out to bars and clubs and dress like a whore, you are not a nerd.

But he's a Marvel Gay!

(Yeah, a Basic Gay, not a nerd).

Hot new friend!

🔥 in those shorts!

He's got Tucker Carlson face in the OP pic. Very intently stupid.

R211.

Who pissed Cody off?

Basic Gays.

Will sexy Cody leave Atlanta for NYC?

Will Cody still be an A-Gay in Manhattan?

Is Cody gaining weight?

Is 🔥Cody🔥 wifey material?

He isn't bad for a man with tits that could rival Marylin.

He may be hot but it doesn't necessarily make him likable.

Lickable, yes.

Agree with the consensus. Cute, but at 40 that won't last much longer. Otherwise there's no there there. And he does seem both exhausting and intolerable. It's a shame when the book cover is better than the book.

Cody does not sound like the name of a 40 year old man. At least not one without developmental issues.

r220 r221

R221 May be he got named Cody when he was just a toddler.

He looks like installs drywall in Indiana.

His nickname is Cocorockstarr!

SO HOT here!!!

🔥Cody🔥

🔥Cody🔥

Oh good.! The first 100 pics of Cody weren't nearly enough.

r228

Wow!

Wanna kiss Cody?

[quote]Drunkenly bought this tacky ass tank at Heretic last night

Cody is ready for Halloween!

#BasicGay

Zaddy!

Cody's never looked hotter!

ASS!!!

VP: with COCK HEAD!!!!!!!