Will the Queen Remarry After Philip Is Gone?

I think Philip has probably spoilt her for other men.

Certainly one of the stupidest posts I’ve read in a few days. Congratulations.

Well, she will be the most eligible widow in the entire world...

Jesus, talk about trolling. I'm with you, R2.

Yes, OP, she's going to rehabilitate Armie Hammer.

I don't know why you guys want to deny her happiness - marriages at her age do happen.

It’s probably been so long, she qualifies for a white dress again.

The Queen is on the Tinder app as we speak

One cannot leave things until the last minute

One of the funniest mental exercise threads EVAH!

She'll play the field for awhile, I imagine.

[quote] Yes, OP, she's going to rehabilitate Armie Hammer.

Or she will let him consume her living flesh in her final act as Queen. So generous of her!

Yeah, start out looking for other Monarchs or world powers,

settle for a few dates with some minor deposed royalty

and finally agree to date UK commoners (and even a few married men)

Will Philip remarry if Her Majesty goes first? Coming up at nine.

Are there any Royal widowers over the age of 80?

Like Jackie O she'll finally find happiness with a rich Jew

Only if she gets pregnant. Otherwise, why complicate things?

She’s been soiled and is not pure so no man will accept that.

She'll continually be calling Wills, Eugenie, and Beatrice with questions:

"Am I 'polyamorous'?"

"What exactly is a 'throuple'?"

I'd say yes, because rumor has it that Liz is hot for the new Crown Prince of Oman.

Who wouldn't want to plow that? It would turn gay men straight.

As Head of the Church of England

she is not open to converting

She is confused by a man who writes that he is a "chubby chaser"

No man--at 95 she will declare to the world, "One is a woman-loving woman. One has been such since one's happiest days working with, and falling in love with, so many wonderful woman-loving women in the Auxiliary Territorial Service."

When she become overwhelmed and distraught

she'll develop a 'friends with benefits" relationship with a Royal Groom

[quote]at 95 she will declare to the world, "One is a woman-loving woman

That'll just be a phase

It'll pass after she goes to Michfest

and realizes she loves many womyn

The Queen will, and has probably used her male servants for decades. Probably some old Jeeves with a gigantic sheathed bear cock.

Dude, she’s about 100. Plus I can’t exactly see her swiping through available bachelors on Tinder

"One never imagined it would be so hard to find another well-hung Greek/Danish/German man who speaks four languages and who loves attending boring public events, riding in Royal parades, and living in a series of drafty castles..."

Maybe she'll just do what her mother did as a widow

develop a love for Gay Men and Gin

"One knows many Royal persons but one is not familiar with a 'Lady Gaga'."

It's weird to think she's close to 100 and yet she claims she has only had sex with one man her entire life.

I an't the corgi that's a gonna be going up that rathole fer a wee tang and bite back.

One remembers an American movie star one found quite handsome

I think his name was "Rock Hudson"...

Is Porchey still alive?

The Queen suddenly announces a Royal Tour of Canada

"That Justin Trudeau makes one's private parts tingle."

r33, Porchie died in 2001. It must have been very hard on the queen, since he was her best friend, and that was the same year her sister and her mother died.

Yes, Rose, she'll be the next star of "The Bachelorette"

Well, it's too late for Lizzie to be Larry King's 9th wife.

Now that Larry King is gone, probably not.

Argh! Posting overlap! Sorry R37.

GMTA, r39!

It's not like any man could have sex with her anyway, that would be abuse of a corpse.

[quote]It's not like any man could have sex with her anyway, that would be abuse of a corpse.

You are apparently unaware that she is one of the richest women in the world...

[quote] You are apparently unaware that she is one of the richest women in the world...

Plus one of the hottest!

She was quite taken by the masturbation scene with the Duke of Hastings on Bridgerton. I think she’ll go black this time.

She'll move in with Megs and Harry and do a reality show on Netflix.

R30, where has HM ever spoken about her sex life?

She needs to come out as trans and disown her cis identity. England will have a King. She will become the richest gay man in the world.

Has she ever had oral or anal sex? Does she masturbate regularly? Does she have jeweled sex toys?

There is no more Michfest. The Trans killed it like they kill everything.

There is Harrison Ford who at this point looks older than her and is quite a bit dottier.

I just want to remind her that if she switches teams, I'm here.

I'm available. Well, I will be based on my past behavior!

Too bad George Sanders isn't around anymore - he'd be perfect for the job!

The Queen responds to all y'all.

I am sure there were trans monarchs of England in the past. Wasn't William I trans?

She should be the next James Bond and do steamy scenes with the Bond girls. She can then do Doctor Who.

The Royal Sceptre is quite lovely on those lonely nights.

Where is the OP who started the "I need a royal wedding so bad!" thread.

It might not be the one you were thinking of.

At least One will not have to argue with Oneself about which wedding tiara One is entitled to wear.

Was she a virgin until her wedding night?

I'm sure she's already dusted off her Match.com profile.

I think Phillip died about ten years ago, and but he was to bloody-minded to go so he's become a zombie and is still walking around. He retired from public appearances when his arms started falling off or holes appeared in his face as the skin rotted away.

Here he is in 2019, dessicated and decaying, but the skin still on in visible areas.

OP throw more shit on the screen. Bravo.

One does wonder if the rumours One has heard about African American men are true

Mrs. Dwight (Mamie) Eisenhower has spoken glowingly about her experiences

"You'll never go back, kiddo," she used to say.

She can certainly afford even the most high-priced rentboys.

What if she leaves Charles' new step-father half her fortune? Like Balmoral, or something?

[quote]It's not like any man could have sex with her anyway, that would be abuse of a corpse.

She certainly is within your desired age range, Sarah.

Philip has longed over stayed his welcome. Only the good die young is so apt in his case. Especially since it is widely believed that he is that he is the one that ordered the hit on Diana.

Where is it "widely believed" that he ordered Diana's death?

Yes. I think the most likely candidate is Harry Styles.

I don't think the queen loves him these days, she was always a sucker for a pretty face. Shallow Lizzie.

Merv Griffin would have been perfect.

It’s kind of like he’s politely waiting for her to die first, and then he’ll follow six feet behind.

Why remarry at her age? She's better off slutting it up with a different man every night, then kicking them to the curb in the morning.

I wouldn't doubt she's already a bigamist.

No, Rose, she'll be too buys fighting fires on oil rigs in the Capsian Sea.

^busy

If she is going to turn into a thot she needs a more modern name. Elizabeth sounds too boring and meemaw-like.

Don't worry, Tilda Swinton is on this.

How about Lizzy-B, R76?

Well, the Duchess of Alba was like the energizer bunny...

With the way she’s been catting around, no decent man will EVER put a ring on her finger!

When I was a child in the ‘60s I thought being the Queen meant she was the most beautiful woman in the world. Looking at her, I couldn’t wrap my head around that.

Does she sleep in the buff? If she feels frisky and horny is she allowed to demand sex from any of her subjects? Are they allowed to turn her down? Or would it be a punishable offense to not go down on Lizzo when she demands that you do?

Is she on TikTok?

The royal cooch has been shuttered for many years. Even with renovation, I doubt it would reopen.

R83, that is easily fixed.

Eliza-BEEEETTTTHHH, your vajayjay is getting a make-OVVEERRRR!

She can catch a suitable man on Sea Captain Date. And if she finds herself interested in women, I'm sure Sarah Paulson wouldn't turn her down.

Does she want more children? Hers have been such disappointments.

Is she too old to be revirginized and have rejuvenation surgery? There's a huge market for white virgins out there.

Remarriage isn't likely

but freaky sex is a distinct possibility

Why should only Margaret get to enjoy all the carnal pleasures?

while I was busy being a Monarch and a Mother - I mean look at what a disappoint the whole 'motherhood' thing was

Now, I'm ready for some "ME Time"

Even that fire-crotch Fergie got her toes sucked!

Two words of advice, Betty:

"Black Man!"

Me! Me! Pick me! I have experience and I'm willing to be raised from the dead for the gig.

The Queen will have a private ceremony so she and her longtime companion from her teen years, Princess Clotilda Bernice du Montpelier of Swansdown Castle, may at long last be wed.

"Bring me the Guardsman with the biggest cock and be quick about it."

She'll marry some trailer trash American nobody like her grandson did. She'll move to LA and do some podcasts to try to make some money, but it won't work.

Is Porchy still alive?

She will probably be relieved. She'll put her feet up and pop in her Brockland Turner Overdrive cassette. She's tired, it's a doggy dog world.

The Queen's lover has to be a trans non binary person of color. Any other choice would be literal violence.

Don't even ask if her pussy stinks.

You betcha, she ascribes her longevity to havin her man work her tittys hard ev nite. Nipple abuse.

Does she speak her usual clipped tones when she's in bed and moaning in ecstasy while being plowed or eaten out? Or does she go all Northern or Cockney when doing dirty talk?

R101 What nonsense. Northern? Cockney? In her primal throes, she reverts to the language of her ancestors: "Fülle mich mit diesem großen Schwanz! Zerstöre meine Fotze!"

Bump - important topic now!

She must have many suitors lining up. Do you think she'll make them sign a prenup?

One has been waiting for this moment to declare himself King. Get Tavistock on the line.

What about me? I'm still alive, I have the costumes, and I won't demand a prenup.

Choose me now, Liz, and I'll throw in Richard Quest and Princess Dannielynn Hope Marshall Birkhead von Anhalt!

Angela's always said to "break in her shoes."

I think it would be best if she married an american like her grandson did, to great effect.