Tom Cotton lied about being an Army Ranger

A republican lying? That's like saying the sun rises in the east.

He so fucking ugly

I've sucked many a Ranger cock. Does that count?

R1 has it.

In 1944 the republicans campaigned against Roosevelt, in part, on the idea that he left the US unprepared for war in 1941.

The truth was that Roosevelt over and over again told the congress that war could come and the US needed to build up its pathetic peacetime military to defend itself. Guess which party was isolationist and against the idea of spending more money on the military?

I’ll give you one guess.

So yes they were campaigning on blaming FDR for something they did and he had fought them on.

That was in 1944. There’s nothing new under the sun. The party of the rich has to lie in a democracy. It’s that simple.

That ain't all he's lying about, OP.

Wink, wink

Tom Cotton has age extensively during the last several years. His face looks haggard. I once viewed him as good-looking; but not anymore.

^aged

Tom Cotton and Rand Paul have clashed with Lá Sènatrice prior. They failed to make her gentleman caller list.

[quote] I've sucked many a Ranger cock. Does that count?

Exactly! It was a purely grammatical error. He inadvertently said he "served" as an Army Ranger but he meant that he had "serviced" many Army Rangers.

He is aging really poorly. He's only 43 but soon he's going to look as old and haggard as La Senatrice.

R10 You don't make a deal with the devil without him leaving a mark.

Did he sing that song “I want to be an Army Ranger!” one to many times and thought he was?

He looks like a Pez dispenser.

He looks like an ugly cartoon vulture.

R13 I went to the Pez Dispenser museum in CT once, good times! But none were as ugly as him.

Lie, cheat, steal.

The problem is this. He didn't have a serious opponent, so it didn't matter. I understand he is extremely ambitious. Frankly, if the Republican monster who became president had not been the drug-addled incompetent fool that Trump was, we could have found ourselves without a democracy.

Yeah he's slightly brighter than Trump.

uh-oh. If true, he’d be in trouble with veterans. Isn’t close to “stolen valor “?

JUST CURIOUS: when is anyone going to institute a law that ANYONE running for the congress or simply high political office has to 1) give all financial records and taxes 2) have a psych evaluation and 3) have their resume highly investigated and researched 4) have them forced to tell the public WHERE they got their money from to run for office and keep themselves in office and FOR ALL OF THIS to be public knowledge before any and all elections...

i know, disneyland isn't real!...

Both Cotton and Madison Cawthorn are guilty of stolen valor.

*waiting for pro-Cotton-Hawley fat cunt trolls to drop by and spew some phoney shit in this thread*

I was in the Army Rangers. Or at least some Army Rangers have been in me.

“Tom Cotton lied”

The touch, the feel of Cotton, the fabric of his lies.

R24, lol. I wonder what military men have felt the touch of Cotton?

Bump

Why is his neck so sinewy? He's only 43.

Among all the Republican 'heartthrobs' around here, this is the one where I have absolutely no idea how or why he makes DLers' mussies moist.

He's the GOP's next Mitch McConnell.

[quote]Frankly, if the Republican monster who became president had not been the drug-addled incompetent fool that Trump was, we could have found ourselves without a democracy.

People have been saying this lately but there's really no need to overturn democracy. If you're a competent president--or an incompetent president with a strong and effective team running the country behind the scenes a la Reagan and George W. Bush--you can pretty much get away with anything you want.

Trump went into office not knowing how to do the job, didn't bother to learn how while on the job, and refused help from anyone more competent than he was.

[quote] [R24], lol. I wonder what military men have felt the touch of Cotton?

Be patient. He is determined to give every male U.S. servicemember the touch of Cotton...one, two or three at a time.

Stolen Valor

I thought the song went, "I wanna be an Airborne Ranger"?

But maybe that just happened to be the version of the gentlemen I was acquainted with at the time.

Democratic Congressman Jason Crow, a real Army Ranger, dragged Tom Cotton for lying about being an Army Ranger. That's gonna leave a mark.

R34, I saw that, plus he's *actually* fucking hot and not repugnant in his political views. Not like this ugly hick.

^ Yep! Crow should be a DL fave

Interesting how many of these “stolen valor” clowns supported the Q Coup - many of whose participants are also wannabe soldiers.

COTTON!! COTTON!! EGGS!! EGGS!! OH GOD COTTON!!!

Jar Jar Binks

Cotton reminds me of the guy who played Steve Rhoades on "Married, with Children."

Does Cotton sing show tunes as well?

How is shit like this not disqualifying. I thought the deplorables worshipped militarism?

Asswipe senator gets his ass handed back to him